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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Sorry what?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry what?"

Do you not kneel on front of a vulva shaped alter and chant for an hours a night? Weird

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?"

I hope you don't probe and lick the portal that permitted your entry to this world

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s. "

Interesting idea..

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?

I hope you don't probe and lick the portal that permitted your entry to this world "

Of course not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have a vagina in front of me to lick, I’m not doing much thinking.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Sorry what?

Do you not kneel on front of a vulva shaped alter and chant for an hours a night? Weird "

Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s. "

Yes please back to the 90s

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

No not the 90s. Terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I’m blocked, I’m saddened by this.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Sorry what?

Do you not kneel on front of a vulva shaped alter and chant for an hours a night? Weird "

A Volvo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?"

Well we are obviously not impressed as we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back through..

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Omg I’m blocked, I’m saddened by this. "

Blocked by what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I’m blocked, I’m saddened by this.

Blocked by what?"

The vag altar that’s being prayed too blocking out the sunlight. Certainly not a site member, nope, we don’t discuss that do we, must be the altar

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s. "

I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.

I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly? "

1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I’m blocked, I’m saddened by this.

Blocked by what?

The vag altar that’s being prayed too blocking out the sunlight. Certainly not a site member, nope, we don’t discuss that do we, must be the altar "

Exactly I’m on about my portal. It’s blocking my access to the 90’s. Definitely wasn’t on about a member. Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.

I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly?

1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction?"

You haven’t seen me shaking my protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to 1999!!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.

I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly?

1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction?"
its not a fully formed project yet and I’ll put that at the top of my queries…. How many gigawatts woold a blowjob generate do you think??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s.

I think your reboot of back to the future using your fanny instead of a De Lorean car has definitely got a chance…. Who are you having as Marty Mc Fly?

1.21 gigs watts is a lot, how is she supposed to generate that? Friction?

You haven’t seen me shaking my protein "
shake

My protein any day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those…"

No-ones kissing the afterbirth

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those…

No-ones kissing the afterbirth "
outrageous assumption!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?

I hope you don't probe and lick the portal that permitted your entry to this world "

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Sorry what?

Do you not kneel on front of a vulva shaped alter and chant for an hours a night? Weird "

Ahhhh so that's where I've been going wrong all this time...

*rushes to make vulva shaped alter*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No we don’t. And I don’t see why the vag should get all the praise for a few hours stretching, the uterus and lots of other bits do all the work for months and no one gets off on those…

No-ones kissing the afterbirth "

Some people eat it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worship at the altar of the phallus.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I worship at the altar of the phallus. "
let us pray!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Now that would be a interesting evening

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I worship at the altar of the phallus. "

Oh yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?"

Like a Marvel Multiverse...Does that mean if I enter one I will end up in a universe with myself in parallel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?

Like a Marvel Multiverse...Does that mean if I enter one I will end up in a universe with myself in parallel "

Like that episode of red dwarf? If I met the male version of myself I think I may think he’s a dick head but I dunno cos he would understand the way I think and why. I know I’d be loyal that’s for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?

Like a Marvel Multiverse...Does that mean if I enter one I will end up in a universe with myself in parallel

Like that episode of red dwarf? If I met the male version of myself I think I may think he’s a dick head but I dunno cos he would understand the way I think and why. I know I’d be loyal that’s for sure. "

Yeah just like that! I dunno what I'd do if I met myself in male form....stand myself I front of my phone and film me helicopter my dick so I could show everyone when I figure out how to get back to my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?"

Are you promising us Black Forest Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If mine is a portal I want it to take me back to the 90’s. "

Now that would be a party trick! Replace vejazles with lazer strobes and smoke

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The vagina we probe and lick as also the portal to our lives as we know it?"

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Try Customer Cervix Dept, they'll answer your query.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^Mic drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I’m blocked, I’m saddened by this. "

90s might not be to everyone’s taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back to 1999!!!! "

91/92 far better (in the clubs anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^^^Mic drop "

Yep. Close it. Peak thread achieved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it's your mother's your doing, no.

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