FabSwingers.com forum: for clarification

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!

Rant over. thank you for reading lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!

Rant over. thank you for reading lol

You've shattered the image now...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why would anyone think it belonged to a dog

Does the vibrator live up to its name?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wasn't just me then cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would anyone think it belonged to a dog

Does the vibrator live up to its name?"

i really dont know but its the 5th dog related message ive had...

Not as good as my rabbit or bullet but handy for when im extra horny and fancy more than one toy

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wasn't just me then cute

no..

ive never looked at a dogs knob in much detail though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 things here:

why would anyone think that, unless they're warped or need to go to specsavers?

and

if that's been likened to a dogs penis, the poor thing is either on steroids or needs a visit to the vet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut.....now I'm going to have to go an have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to look too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl..... Some people on here must have some pretty well hung dogs lol, best laugh I've had today

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Pmsl..... Some people on here must have some pretty well hung dogs lol, best laugh I've had today

Quiet man or they be reaching for the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.

thats a cucumber

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.

thats a cucumber"

Does it count as one of your five a day then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope so.. its bloomin tasty

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I hope so.. its bloomin tasty

Let me know when you move onto marrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind must be slightly less warped than I thought - as id just assumed it was a mere sweet potato!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mind must be slightly less warped than I thought - as id just assumed it was a mere sweet potato!!

Your not on your own Obi , i thought it was too

Think i need to update my toy collection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sweet potato?? Lmao oh dear god lol

Dogs penis to a spud... only on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know you can realistic dog penis dildos ? WTF ?

http://www.kinkyconsumer.com/dildos/other_anal_toys.htm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.

thats a cucumber"

That's one hell of a tossed salad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smike that is just so very wrong!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I have the promises vibe too, so I knew what it was

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Did you know you can realistic dog penis dildos ? WTF ?

http://www.kinkyconsumer.com/dildos/other_anal_toys.htm"

To save us having that weird shit in our history. Can you confirm if they look the same as what cute is gobbling

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.

thats a cucumber

That's one hell of a tossed salad!"

hope cute remembered to wash the lettuce first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mind must be slightly less warped than I thought - as id just assumed it was a mere sweet potato!!

You don't get many of those to the pound!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet potato?? Lmao oh dear god lol

Dogs penis to a spud... only on fabs

Thought it had come out of the veg box!!!

Shows how often I get my 5 a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to like sweet potatoes.......up until, ermmmm let me think......just now!!!

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By *atcockleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!

Rant over. thank you for reading lol

"
had to check sorry you have some interesting things hidden in your mouth and cleavage but thought it were a bit to big to be a dogs x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Cute, you are hilarious! You don't need anybody else to get you into trouble

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.

thats a cucumber

That's one hell of a tossed salad!

hope cute remembered to wash the lettuce first"

I always wash my lettuce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet potato?? Lmao oh dear god lol

Dogs penis to a spud... only on fabs

Thought it had come out of the veg box!!!

Shows how often I get my 5 a day!

your more of a cream n choc sauce man

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You appear to have an alien penis in your mouth in your current profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet potato?? Lmao oh dear god lol

Dogs penis to a spud... only on fabs

Thought it had come out of the veg box!!!

Shows how often I get my 5 a day!

your more of a cream n choc sauce man"

True! But I always remember to lick the 'plate' clean at least!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And i bet you end up cleaning your plates with lynx instead of fairy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to look too

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"The thing i have in my mouth in two of my profile pics is a pink vibe from ann summers called promises... NOT a dogs penis!!!!

Rant over. thank you for reading lol

lol

I just thought it was an ugly looking cock on first glance.

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