FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday Shmooze!

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Based solely on alliteration, this popped into my head!

Post that you’re in on the thread, then get your flirt on with another fabber, either in public or in private.

Please respect filters and preferences folks…

Play nice, or don’t…so long as it’s consensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your flirt on, get your flirt on.. getcha getcha getcha getcha flirt on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting Saturday it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

Do I have to flirt even if there’s no click?

I’m quite sub so I’m not too bothered x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding Dong!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

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over a year ago

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

Do I need to draw you a diagram?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

I’ve Goggled to see what flirt means

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ding Dong!"

I read that in Terry Thomas’ voice

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’m in

Do I have to flirt even if there’s no click?

I’m quite sub so I’m not too bothered x"

So you’ll flirt with pretty much anyone? I’m sure that’s been noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe in..

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Get your flirt on, get your flirt on.. getcha getcha getcha getcha flirt on.

Getcha head in the game

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Do I have to flirt even if there’s no click?

I’m quite sub so I’m not too bothered x

So you’ll flirt with pretty much anyone? I’m sure that’s been noted!

Lol. Just about. I’m a friendly gal x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Maybe in.."

In or out… don’t hang around by the door, you’re letting a draught in!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

Do I need to draw you a diagram? "

Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

Do I need to draw you a diagram?

Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life?

No! Your new profile pic is lovely, so be confident and get your flirt on

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding Dong!

I read that in Terry Thomas’ voice

Just doing my bit for alliteration

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life?

No! Your new profile pic is lovely, so be confident and get your flirt on

Umm, err, hmmm, a woman is talking to me, rum away!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please

Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life?

No! Your new profile pic is lovely, so be confident and get your flirt on

Umm, err, hmmm, a woman is talking to me, rum away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

Do I need to draw you a diagram?

Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?"

If thats not deliberate, it Freudian!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can I just be awkward and anxious around the women, like in real life?

No! Your new profile pic is lovely, so be confident and get your flirt on

Umm, err, hmmm, a woman is talking to me, rum away!

Run* feckin fat fingers

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Oooh im in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

Do I need to draw you a diagram?

Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?

If thats not deliberate, it Freudian!

Oh bollocking wankstains.

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll head in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe in..

In or out… don’t hang around by the door, you’re letting a draught in! "

Fine in then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

Do I need to draw you a diagram?

Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?

If thats not deliberate, it Freudian!

Oh bollocking wankstains.

Oops

Its made me giggle so thanks!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Love a good flirt

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please

Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely "

I will. Cos I'm nice like that. Although you'll have to wait until I'm done with the penis

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

In for a flirt

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Maybe in..

In or out… don’t hang around by the door, you’re letting a draught in!

Fine in then. "

You sound so happy about it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What's this flirting thing you keep talking about, Tea?

Do I need to draw you a diagram?

Yes please. That would be useful. I've got a bunch of coloured penis if that helps?

If thats not deliberate, it Freudian!

Oh bollocking wankstains.

Oops

Its made me giggle so thanks!

I'm here all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting ??

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Flirting ??"

Is that a dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day. "

That’s a different button that you press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.... tentatively lol

What's the rules?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day.

That’s a different button that you press"

Yeah I could do with pressing some buttons as well haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day.

That’s a different button that you press

Yeah I could do with pressing some buttons as well haha "

I have some thoughts on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Morning Tea

Just turned my leccie blanket up to 'sweat for me baby' level, wanna slide in and steam with me for a while?...

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please

Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely "

Please Posh. I would be very grateful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saturday snooze??? Tired this morning! I’m in for a hour or so before I need to get on with my day.

That’s a different button that you press

Yeah I could do with pressing some buttons as well haha

I have some thoughts on that!

Share your thoughts….

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance? "

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I got me left feet in and me right foot out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

Yes please!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please

Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely

Please Posh. I would be very grateful x"

I couldn't possibly refuse such a lovely request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe in..

In or out… don’t hang around by the door, you’re letting a draught in!

Fine in then.

You sound so happy about it!

Just waiting for the caffeine to kick in...

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to find my game... Its here somewhere!!!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Need to find my game... Its here somewhere!!! "

^^ he’s got game!

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I’ve forgotten how to flirt. Can someone remind me please

Posh will lend you the diagram and some penis, if you ask nicely

Please Posh. I would be very grateful x

I couldn't possibly refuse such a lovely request

Thank you lovely lady. I’m honoured

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...

*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...

Kicks his shoes to the corner and tries not to trip on the stairs…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m dressed Lycra and ready to do a wiggle dance is this classed as flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Excellent flirt game there G

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...

*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs

Puckered arse wink

Let's get sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Excellent flirt game there G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I in Yet??

Just to clarify yes I am.

Anyone want to flirt with Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I in Yet??

Just to clarify yes I am.

Anyone want to flirt with Me? "

Go on then

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Do your legs ache? Because you were running through my sky sports dreams all night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we flirting through alliteration?

Tea, thrusting tentatively. Thoughts tumbling, trembling. Tea's torso tensing...

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Are we flirting through alliteration?

Tea, thrusting tentatively. Thoughts tumbling, trembling. Tea's torso tensing...

Bravo, 8/10

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooo let's have a ...naughty nosey

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Flirting - my favourite pastime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo let's have a ...naughty nosey

At the moment only 98-year-olds can message you! I’d take you to one of the ‘dances’ they used to take each other to 80-years-ago and schmooze you there, but with less of a risk of having a heart attack. (Touch wood.)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...

*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs

Puckered arse wink

Let's get sweaty

You do me and I'll do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

You're not that bad at the flirt

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...

*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs

Puckered arse wink

Let's get sweaty

You do me and I'll do you?

In a neverending circle of lust Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

You're not that bad at the flirt

It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Flirting ??

Is that a dance?

The bedroom rhumba?

You lead, I'll follow

I’d follow you anywhere

*shakes arse to rhumba beat and heads upstairs...

*mesmerised by Cherry's arse..... follows her upstairs

Puckered arse wink

Let's get sweaty

You do me and I'll do you?

In a neverending circle of lust Posh

You say all the best things Cherry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

You're not that bad at the flirt

It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.

Practise on me if you like

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Maybe in.."
Playing hard to get, I like it.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Flirting - my favourite pastime

Look at you fluttering your eyelashes. I wonder if that's not the only thing fluttering...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe in.. Playing hard to get, I like it. "

Just indecisive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

You're not that bad at the flirt

It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.

Practise on me if you like

Ok, give it ago.

Sooo erm,

Walks fingers in your direction

Do ya like stuff?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

You're not that bad at the flirt

It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.

Practise on me if you like

Ok, give it ago.

Sooo erm,

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Do ya like stuff? "

Ooh. Stuff is my favourite. How about you, d'ya like things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you enjoy a Saturday morning flirt to make me smile all day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

You're not that bad at the flirt

It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.

Practise on me if you like

Ok, give it ago.

Sooo erm,

Walks fingers in your direction

Do ya like stuff?

Ooh. Stuff is my favourite. How about you, d'ya like things?

Oh crap! This has never happened before, I'm in over my head. I should probably be on the my mate fancies you thread instead.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in, though shockingly bad at both the flirt and the receiving of said flirt, in order to help me out could you just send me naked pictures (of yourself preferably)

Much appreciated

You're not that bad at the flirt

It's not so much bad at it, more bad at knowing if I'm doing it. Actually no, I'm just plan flirting illiterate.

Practise on me if you like

Ok, give it ago.

Sooo erm,

Walks fingers in your direction

Do ya like stuff?

Ooh. Stuff is my favourite. How about you, d'ya like things?

Oh crap! This has never happened before, I'm in over my head. I should probably be on the my mate fancies you thread instead.

It's a good place to be!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Flirt with me please

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Flirting - my favourite pastime

Look at you fluttering your eyelashes. I wonder if that's not the only thing fluttering..."

I don’t give out flutters easily Mr M

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What is this flirting you speak off.....

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Did I miss all the schmoozing?!

I leave you lot for a while and miss all the fun!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooo let's have a ...naughty nosey

The heart attack might still happen!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with some practice

its been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo let's have a ...naughty nosey

The heart attack might still happen!?

Oh what a way to go though!

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for some flirt

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Everyone might get their late night flirt on if you'all hang in there

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