FabSwingers.com forum: Poisonous Sharks

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apparently there are poisonous sharks in the Thames

Cleaning the river comes at a cost

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I bet there is a lot more dangerous stuff in that river than poisonous sharks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Who has eaten one to find out if it's poisonous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has eaten one to find out if it's poisonous?

They release venom from their fins

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who has eaten one to find out if it's poisonous?

They release venom from their fins

So venomous then

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Fucking big teeth but not poisonous. The Thames is though.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Apparently you just punch them in the ear

(Paul Sykes) said so

google him complete lunatic

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?"

Londeners have rainfall showers and marble floors now, they dont have to beat themselves over a muddy rock.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?"

Your choice to get in the water... your in the food chain

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Tom, you always seem to see the negative side of positive news.

This came from articles lauding the improved qualitt of the water in the Thames, and the increased number if species it supports.

And they're venomous not poisonous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently you just punch them in the ear

(Paul Sykes) said so

google him complete lunatic "

Just googled. What a character! (Mr)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Apparently you just punch them in the ear

(Paul Sykes) said so

google him complete lunatic

Just googled. What a character! (Mr)"
check his interview out on YouTube Paul Sykes sharks the blokes a complete lunatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S I love you.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"Tom, you always seem to see the negative side of positive news.

This came from articles lauding the improved qualitt of the water in the Thames, and the increased number if species it supports.

And they're venomous not poisonous. "

He's just nervous, they are getting closer to Essex all the time and they are looking for revenge

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?"

Who is bathing in the Thames?

LvM

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?

Who is bathing in the Thames?

LvM"

Not me now these buggers are there. I read that they deliberately inject poison I to their prey with sharp needles on their fins. My advice. Stay out of the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all over the Jaws

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who has eaten one to find out if it's poisonous?

They release venom from their fins

They don't release it as such.

It will enter a 'body' if a 'body' touches the few poisonous spines in front of their dorsal fins.

They don't attack humans.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?

Who is bathing in the Thames?

LvM

Not me now these buggers are there. I read that they deliberately inject poison I to their prey with sharp needles on their fins. My advice. Stay out of the sea"

Now that's fake news and alarmist Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Who has eaten one to find out if it's poisonous?

They release venom from their fins

They don't release it as such.

It will enter a 'body' if a 'body' touches the few poisonous spines in front of their dorsal fins.

They don't attack humans. "

It's the sea quivalent of being injected on a night out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just don't cuddle one or play twister with it ...... and you'll be fine

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?

Who is bathing in the Thames?

LvM

Not me now these buggers are there. I read that they deliberately inject poison I to their prey with sharp needles on their fins. My advice. Stay out of the sea

Now that's fake news and alarmist Tom"

Fake News? It's all over the news....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?"

Good question Tom.

Should the 'air breathers' have their playing in the water stopped by a 'water dwelling' shark that can't come on land..

Hmmmmmmmmmmm ?????

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?

Who is bathing in the Thames?

LvM

Not me now these buggers are there. I read that they deliberately inject poison I to their prey with sharp needles on their fins. My advice. Stay out of the sea

Now that's fake news and alarmist Tom

Fake News? It's all over the news...."

No it isn't. Tell me the source for 'deliberately inject' ........

The sharks are there but they don't 'deliberately inject' .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stolen from a previous thread but I do t care, I’m a rebel like Rik Mayal on the young ones:

Cockney Shark do do dodoo dodoo…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking immigrant Sharks Tom eh....

They are gonna take all the best swimming spots and clog up the veterinary services just you watch

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

They have to live there....they cannot afford the house prices in London.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?

Your choice to get in the water... your in the food chain "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tom's got history with sharks...

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/virus/1072864

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1037216

To name but a few, he loves them really

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These creatures inject poison into unsuspecting victims.

.evil buggers

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"These buggers are poisonous..

Should they be allowed in the Thames with human bathers ?

Good question Tom.

Should the 'air breathers' have their playing in the water stopped by a 'water dwelling' shark that can't come on land..

Hmmmmmmmmmmm ?????"

We should let the sharks come and play on land too, for the sake of equality.

Sure they'd love to play on the beach.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The Thames needs to be much cleaner. It's great that some wildlife is making a comeback but there's so much more to do.

Raw sewage is still going in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

What about sharks that are now routinely hanging round the Thames in groups and carry weapons?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What does it take to deal with these evil monsters...?

People love them until they poison and eat an innocent child bather

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What does it take to deal with these evil monsters...?

People love them until they poison and eat an innocent child bather "

How big is this child Tom ?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What does it take to deal with these evil monsters...?

People love them until they poison and eat an innocent child bather "

Are there…many child bathers in the Thames?

Mr TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Thames needs to be much cleaner. It's great that some wildlife is making a comeback but there's so much more to do.

Raw sewage is still going in

Maybe the raw sewage is there to kill the poisonous sharks and dissolve the shopping trolleys.

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By *wislandMan
over a year ago

Newquay

Haha - talk about being over melodramatic!

First off - it's not all over the news - I had to dig deep to find it!

Second - if you're going for a swim in the tidal Thames I think it's safe to say there are far more risks to consider than being stung by a fish (like drowning!) Never heard of anyone getting stung by a spur dog in the Thames - even googled it to check!

& Third - spurdogs "venom" is probably on par with being stung by a nettle, hardly worth worrying about,

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Haha - talk about being over melodramatic!

First off - it's not all over the news - I had to dig deep to find it!

& Third - spurdogs "venom" is probably on par with being stung by a nettle, hardly worth worrying about,

Well if it's on sky news, BBC News and not the local Trumpington Gazzete then as far as I am concerned then it's all over the news.. of course I cannot vouch for your search engine skills..

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I would be more concerned about the great whites that swim within 40 minutes of our coast, they haven't come closer but they might if global warming gets worse.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I would be more concerned about the great whites that swim within 40 minutes of our coast, they haven't come closer but they might if global warming gets worse."

What about the Portuguese Man O'Wars?

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By *wislandMan
over a year ago

Newquay

"Haha - talk about being over melodramatic!

First off - it's not all over the news - I had to dig deep to find it!

& Third - spurdogs "venom" is probably on par with being stung by a nettle, hardly worth worrying about,

Well if it's on sky news, BBC News and not the local Trumpington Gazzete then as far as I am concerned then it's all over the news.. of course I cannot vouch for your search engine skills.. "

Sorry Tom - if, as you you claim it's "all over the news" then you shouldn't even have to look for it - because if it was "all over the news" (which it wasn't) then it would jump out at me - bit like a poisonous shark, or snake, or spider, or Scorpion.......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Haha - talk about being over melodramatic!

First off - it's not all over the news - I had to dig deep to find it!

& Third - spurdogs "venom" is probably on par with being stung by a nettle, hardly worth worrying about,

Well if it's on sky news, BBC News and not the local Trumpington Gazzete then as far as I am concerned then it's all over the news.. of course I cannot vouch for your search engine skills..

You don't know Essex Tom threads, do you?! You'll learn, Paduan, you'll learn

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What are they in danger of poisoning?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Haha - talk about being over melodramatic!

First off - it's not all over the news - I had to dig deep to find it!

& Third - spurdogs "venom" is probably on par with being stung by a nettle, hardly worth worrying about,

Well if it's on sky news, BBC News and not the local Trumpington Gazzete then as far as I am concerned then it's all over the news.. of course I cannot vouch for your search engine skills..

Local news. I saw something about different types of sharks in the Thames last week.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"What about sharks that are now routinely hanging round the Thames in groups and carry weapons?

Im trying to picture it, what kind of weapons? Can't be too big as they are only tiddlers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has eaten one to find out if it's poisonous?

They release venom from their fins

This now sounds like something from the Marvel films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if licking sharks is your thing then them injecting you with poison is the least of your worries.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Sharks are pretty damn amazing tbh. There's one that uses its fins to pull itself along the ground when it's outside of the water. They could be heading for Essex right now

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There will be an attack in the Thames on an innocent bather...

Mark my words

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