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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truly Olympic.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Well past decayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can call me Final girl

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

As dead as a very dead thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fossilized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is sex?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would be on the way to have a look at the Pearly Gates

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would be very much alive

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Definitely dead

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Vivacious and brimming with good health.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’ve turned to dust and blown away on the autumn breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do all the living for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushing up the daisies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The walking dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well dead

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I would of died about a month ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it’s needed daily or what?

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Well and truly dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead and buried

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

How many times a year is it mandatory ?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Run down, not quite dead, In need of some fluids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it has to be everyday then I'd be very much alive

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m trying to stave off death by doing some regular CPR on myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead and buried a couple of months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "

Dead dead dead dead oh yeah dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustcurious1000Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

On life support lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On life support lol "

If I wasn’t already dead I’d try to come and revive you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead)

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Well and truly dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead)"

I’m willing to get my dead ass in my dead car and drive to Glasgow anytime so we can bring each other back to life… seeing as you know your my fab crush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would of died about a month ago "

I'd spend every ounce of energy trying to resuscitate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead)

I’m willing to get my dead ass in my dead car and drive to Glasgow anytime so we can bring each other back to life… seeing as you know your my fab crush! "

Ghost sex...kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decomposed

Be ready for my resurrection

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Youthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead)

I’m willing to get my dead ass in my dead car and drive to Glasgow anytime so we can bring each other back to life… seeing as you know your my fab crush!

Ghost sex...kinky!

You’ll just have to imagine the ghostly whoooooo noises I’m making right now!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Very very dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resuscitated just in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanging on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life support would’ve been switched off in August.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vivacious and brimming with good health."

We are THE sluteys after all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "

I'd have died a couple of years ago lol. Haven't had any since 2019. If it became mandatory for my survival from now on which I think is maybe more what you're asking, then I'd probably be dead pretty quick still as rather rusty and shy/anxious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also dead lol

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By *rimordialPaladinMan
over a year ago

Brixton

I flatlined but was revived this morning

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I hate to say it but I am actually alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im dormant, like a daffodil bulb in winter. Not dead but not entirely alive.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

happily content thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might need mouth to mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thriving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive and well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My left hand is gonna live to 100

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Alive aliveo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mere fosil ????

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"I’m trying to stave off death by doing some regular CPR on myself

What are you using for the cpr?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Standby

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

How regular for survival?

Also do toys count - asking for a friend

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By *leanor1717Woman
over a year ago

Gillingham

Alive and raring for more

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

In need of resuscitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be fossilised.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Very much alive x

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By *95888Man
over a year ago

carlisle

"Very much alive x"

Can you keep me alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to hear the question properly from 6 feet under. Would you mind repeating please?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Waiting for sparkle to straddle me while Bring me to life by Evanescence plays in the background …. Could Happen!!!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "

Emaciated I think. Skeletal.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive?

Emaciated I think. Skeletal. "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

On my last legs.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

I'd be immortal

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "

I'd be 6 feet under as it's been a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead 10x over

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'd be pretty good.. Well tanked up. Up for Taking some for the community and also in for dishing out emergency hand jobs to those running on fumes. Come to Freya.. Ill keep ya in the game

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Would masturbation be akin to eating one of your own limbs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Dead.. Well and truly

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Alive, but it does depend on how much is required.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

The maggots would have taken control some time ago.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Living, breathing and happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely alive and licking ( sorry I meant kicking) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% Alive and well XXX

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

If that were a thing it'd be cool, we could literally save each others life on a daily basis.

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By *ouplecu2015Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Of course alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Dead and buried a long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of spunk

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

My heart would have a shockable rhythm.....time to get the Defibrillator out.....stand clear xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im dormant, like a daffodil bulb in winter. Not dead but not entirely alive. "

But when you flower I bet your beautiful and vibrant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember when Vader put on his helmet and he started being assisted with his breathing…

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Long expired

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

CPR, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive and kicking

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Well dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost got resurrected last night.... I say almost...I was on a promise and was getting excited....., but nope, I'm still 6ft under.....

bastard!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly decomposing

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Like tutankhamun

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"I'd be pretty good.. Well tanked up. Up for Taking some for the community and also in for dishing out emergency hand jobs to those running on fumes. Come to Freya.. Ill keep ya in the game

Now that's a good offer

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’d be dead…. Properly, no chance of revival dead

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Alive and kicking

Perhaps you could give me mouth to mouth?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

We are worried that too much fucking would be the end of us,

But not in this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long time dead

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Alive and kicking

Sure that was a TV show when I was a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an undead Goth Girl with an immortal heart ??

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Before last weekend I’d be well dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alive and kicking

Sure that was a TV show when I was a kid. "

just live & kicking

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Alive hopefully. My cock migjt get worn out, but I'd still have my tongue(and fingers)..

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By *eandher4and9Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Probably fit and healthy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Intensive care

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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Let us pray oh lost and faded fabsouls,pray for the rez erection and return to your place in a glorious cumfilling paradise of your dreams.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"Before last weekend I’d be well dead!"

Good job it's not before last weekend so

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Long gone, over grown s over my headstone gone

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Long gone, over grown s over my headstone gone

Blooming autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have been dead years ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

holding up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead.

Shattered. Absolutely no life in the old bitch.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

With so many people all wanting sex and not getting it, are we just too fussy?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Long gone, over grown s over my headstone gone

Blooming autocorrect"

Ahh, I see what fab did there w-e-e-d-s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Dead!

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Deader than a bag of dead things from deadville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deader than a bag of dead things from deadville"

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"With so many people all wanting sex and not getting it, are we just too fussy?

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By *an25Man
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Cremated

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Still alive and kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On life support

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Just about to take my last breath…..

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

I'd be alive, perhaps not thriving, but alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead

Can't believe that you are gorgeous, but I would also be well and truly dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive and kicking

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"Alive and kicking

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead very very dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it Monday so I think I’m good. Depends how long it lasts haha .

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Dead

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This

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I got it Monday so I think I’m good. Depends how long it lasts haha . "

Boris says you'll probably need a booster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in the woods, building a temple to Austin Powers, trying to attract worshippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we say in Scotland, deid. In fact, there’s been a murrrrrderrrr. And the victim is my sex life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got it Monday so I think I’m good. Depends how long it lasts haha .

Boris says you'll probably need a booster. "

Hahahahahahahah this killed me. Unlike the omicron variant

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I would be stone cold dead. I couldn't tell you the last time I had sex. I think I could be a virgin all over again! Lol

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

I would be earth worm jim

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By *edtiggerMan
over a year ago

hampshire

Would be touch and go

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"As we say in Scotland, deid. In fact, there’s been a murrrrrderrrr. And the victim is my sex life.

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a murderrr with a girderrrr

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Alive and kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely alive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scattered

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Would of been dead years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "

18 foot under ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long gone!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I am available to give the kiss of life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if once and sometimes twice a week is sustainable or not?

It’ll do me, my joints aren’t what they were and my back aches these days so for me that’s sufficient as I’m not one of those people that has a dependency on sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel just drifting on the border life/death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the brink. But trying to muster a hard on til my dying breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those of us living will throw a huge wake in memory of all of you sexy fabbers who sadly passed….

and perhaps have one massive swinging shin dig

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"I'd be in the woods, building a temple to Austin Powers, trying to attract worshippers. "

Oh good plan

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"Those of us living will throw a huge wake in memory of all of you sexy fabbers who sadly passed….

and perhaps have one massive swinging shin dig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deader than dead!

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Deader than dead! "

You must be selective lol Because I reckon you have the choice of EVERY single man on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saved at the last minute.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’d be answering this through a ouija board.

My choice though

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm alive x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Possibly not living life in the fast lane, but I'd still be breathing.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

banging on

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Dead, dust and forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead and long gone

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"I’d be answering this through a ouija board.

My choice though

Well if its your choice then that's okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six feet under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "

Dead as a dodo

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

does wankin count?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Dead anyone want to change that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering this is a swinging site, there’s a lot of corpses here… weird

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Alive and well

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"does wankin count?"

Nope

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Dead 15 months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely dead

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