FabSwingers.com forum: Crumpet how do you like yours?

By *essie. OP Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I toast mine twice so it’s crispy, let it cool, then butter it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The granny kind

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I toast mine twice so it’s crispy, let it cool, then butter it.

Crispy but not too hot so butter melts completely… heed a bit of butter sitting on top

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Love my holes filled with melty butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love my holes filled with melty butter

I can't believe they're not battered.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Love my holes filled with melty butter

Agree, it's nice to see it overflow and drip out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bin. Them tiny holes freak me OUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I toast mine twice too so they are crispy. Do the first buttering when they are hot so it melts through. Then do a second buttering so there is a layer of butter all over the top too.

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Dripping in butter

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I toast mine twice too so they are crispy. Do the first buttering when they are hot so it melts through. Then do a second buttering so there is a layer of butter all over the top too."

Marry me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, and salty but eat it before there’s a soggy bottom

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Very crispy with honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy with plenty butter or with melted cheese on top

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Toast it, butter it until its all juicy and smother it in mixed fruit jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt bottom, lashings of lurpak

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just regularly toast, with shit loads of, running down your chin, butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy, buttered, then the dilemma of marmite, jam, peanut butter, spreading cheese, proper cheese. It's not easy..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sometimes with a nice sprinkle of sea salt on top too.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Very crispy with Butter and Peanut Butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I toast mine twice too so they are crispy. Do the first buttering when they are hot so it melts through. Then do a second buttering so there is a layer of butter all over the top too.

Marry me!"

With a stack of crumpets as a cake. Free flowing butter

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"In the bin. Them tiny holes freak me OUT

I like mine to be in the shop for someone else, with no respect for their digestive tract, to buy.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I toast mine twice too so they are crispy. Do the first buttering when they are hot so it melts through. Then do a second buttering so there is a layer of butter all over the top too.

Marry me!

With a stack of crumpets as a cake. Free flowing butter

Butter instead of chocolate in a fountain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted, buttered then topped with grated cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted, butter on when nice and hot, then ill have marmite on one and home made jam on the other

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It has to be dripping with melting butter.

I want to feel the warm fat ooze down my throat.

Oo er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here in the forums with aserbic comments

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

With cheese on

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

So they are crisp on the outside, lashings of Lurpak and jam or treacle …… healthy huh

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has anyone tried them with Marmite on?

Lovely!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam."

There's such a thing as crumpet loaf??!?

Why am I not aware of this until now?

Meli, where can I find these tempting treats?

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Loads of butter a very small amount of marmite so it melts I to the butter then cheese. Even if you don't like marmite this is gorgeous.

Failing that Nutella

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

There's such a thing as crumpet loaf??!?

Why am I not aware of this until now?

Meli, where can I find these tempting treats? "

Ooohhhh! It's in a bakery chain around the North East, Bussy introduced me to their delights. You would absolutely love it, it's hard not to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy on the outside with lashings of butter. If it's not running down my chin, it's not enough

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By *ovelife8Man
over a year ago

Swindon

With butter, marmalade and cheese

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

There's such a thing as crumpet loaf??!?

Why am I not aware of this until now?

Meli, where can I find these tempting treats?

Ooohhhh! It's in a bakery chain around the North East, Bussy introduced me to their delights. You would absolutely love it, it's hard not to! "

I need pointing in the direction of that bakery at the MLS please

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Toasted till golden vase dark brown, then salty butter topped with strong cheddar delish

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Really crispy and soaked in butter

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I need pointing in the direction of that bakery at the MLS please

Done with a healthy side of boob hugs.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Toasted lashings of butter and with a good chunk of cheddar

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam."

Stop crumpit shaming me Meli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bottom of the bin

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hot with a little bit of peanut butter.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Hot with loads of butter, not spread, proper butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love crumpets, but the don't like me

....White Flour

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

The best way is freshly made from batter hot out of the pan with loads of butter.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Golden on top lots of butter and golden syrup

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

Stop crumpit shaming me Meli! "

You're a jammer? Oh Lacey.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

Stop crumpit shaming me Meli!

You're a jammer? Oh Lacey.

I'm not even ashamed.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam."

As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.

Everything is better with jam

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.

Everything is better with jam

! "

Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

An ass load of butter

or peanut butter works pretty well too

LvM

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

In bulk, frozen for longevity and chosen randomly when the mood takes me.

Oh, hang on, we’re not talking Warburtons are we.

Dammit I’m hungry now

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Microwaved

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Microwaved "

Because of this I have gained the nickname crumpet nonce lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I toast mine twice so it’s crispy, let it cool, then butter it.

Same

Two and a half times burnt please with way too much butter!!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"An ass load of butter

or peanut butter works pretty well too

LvM"

Whatever you're into LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.

Everything is better with jam

Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?

Yes

yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted until it’s all crispy on the outside, then lots of butter x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Guess what I'm gonna be having now. Sometimes I hate this place. Rip waist.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Granny food

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Must admit it's lashings of apricot or rhubarb jam for me. None of this icky butter malarkey

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Microwaved

Because of this I have gained the nickname crumpet nonce lol "

You're worse than the jammy sods on this thread, I can forgive them now.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Microwaved

Because of this I have gained the nickname crumpet nonce lol

You're worse than the jammy sods on this thread, I can forgive them now.

Thank god for crumpet nonce taking the heat off

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Toasted then topped with either butter or jam, depending on the time of day and mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh crumpets I love them! I used to refer to them as 'butter carriers'!

Gotta be toasted twice and have real butter obv! I recently discovered the delights of letting them cool and buttering them a second time, they're almost better like that! Not that I can wait that long!

I'm particular about what I have on them, always butter and eat the first one like this. Marmite is my next choice, jam and honey or syrup are acceptable, Nutella maybe and on the odd occasion melted cheese but that's it!

I've made my own from scratch and they were good, not that difficult either. I've had the giant ones (meh) and the square ones (YeH) , the sourdough ones and multi grain ones (YeH YeH)

The crumpet loaf sounds next level I want one! I bet it could take a whole block of butter though I dread to think!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"An ass load of butter

or peanut butter works pretty well too

LvM

Whatever you're into LvM

Are you offering yours?

... for measure butter of course

LvM

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Twice toasted, lashings of Lurpak and topped with corse cut marmalade.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

With marmite on

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.

Everything is better with jam

Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?

Yes

yes please! "

Legitimately arousing!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Microwaved

Because of this I have gained the nickname crumpet nonce lol

You're worse than the jammy sods on this thread, I can forgive them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*googling crumpet loaf recipes and 100% gonna try it sometime! Imagine the toast!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"An ass load of butter

or peanut butter works pretty well too

LvM

Whatever you're into LvM

Are you offering yours?

... for measure butter of course

LvM"

My ass?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"*googling crumpet loaf recipes and 100% gonna try it sometime! Imagine the toast! "

Ooo yes! You should definitely try making it, it's absolutely incredible. An underappreciated gem of deliciousness.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.

Everything is better with jam

Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?

Yes

yes please!

Legitimately arousing! "

Right?! Jammy, buttery foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*googling crumpet loaf recipes and 100% gonna try it sometime! Imagine the toast!

Ooo yes! You should definitely try making it, it's absolutely incredible. An underappreciated gem of deliciousness."

Why is this not mainstream already? Always wanted to try making my own butter too, think it would be worth it for this! See you at slimming world 2nd week of Jan x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.

Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.

Still disappointed in jam.

As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.

Everything is better with jam

Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?

Yes

yes please!

Legitimately arousing!

Right?! Jammy, buttery foreplay"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have any ladies here ever taken a butter oozing, dripping crumpet and rubbed it sensuously over their wanton boobs?

….Send all your crumpet cavorting vids to me if so please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have any ladies here ever taken a butter oozing, dripping crumpet and rubbed it sensuously over their wanton boobs?

….Send all your crumpet cavorting vids to me if so please

Wonton boobs? Never seen that on the dim sum menu

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Have any ladies here ever taken a butter oozing, dripping crumpet and rubbed it sensuously over their wanton boobs?

….Send all your crumpet cavorting vids to me if so please

Wonton boobs? Never seen that on the dim sum menu

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Crispy with jam, marmalade or honey. No butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crispy with jam, marmalade or honey. No butter."

No butter no crumpet. Have a cracker or something you freak!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Mine were out of date!!

Luckily Annie Wilkes thread was there to inspire my late night snacking.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Crispy, lots of butter then a poached egg on each one. Let the yolk soak into the holes to join the butter. I'd eat it for every breakfast if I had time.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Microwaved

Because of this I have gained the nickname crumpet nonce lol

You're worse than the jammy sods on this thread, I can forgive them now.

Thank god for crumpet nonce taking the heat off"

Yeah but when 50 mates in football group chat all know you as crumpet nonce or crumpet, you kinda have to let it lie lol

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Toasted hot and loads of butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I thought the thread was about something else.

The edible crumpet I like it to be golden and dripping with real butter.

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

I have never had a crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well toasted.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Crispy with jam, marmalade or honey. No butter.

No butter no crumpet. Have a cracker or something you freak! "

I was waiting for the outrage to ensue…..

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Hot and dripping

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I toast mine twice so it’s crispy, let it cool, then butter it.

I do this two the double- toast approach is a real winner but... I don't let mine cool as I want the butter to melt into all the little holes.

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I toast mine twice so it’s crispy, let it cool, then butter it.

I do this two the double- toast approach is a real winner but... I don't let mine cool as I want the butter to melt into all the little holes."

With marmite on top mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D and I quite liked them in the most fun way! Nipple covers and cock ring!……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy something a bit more tarty

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

With butter and melted cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm I've not had a crumpet in years. With plenty of melted butter x

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