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Misheard song lyrics !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep seeing a funny meme about misheard some lyrics … ( the my lovers got no money , he’s got his trumbalise one )

And it got me to thinking about other misheard ones. ….

I used to think Michael Jackson ‘you are not alone ‘ said - your burgers are the best but it’s actually - your burdens I will bare ??

Also today in the car Tom jones sex bomb was on , I’m sure I heard ‘infrared SEMEN through the night ‘ but I was informed it’s ‘ Infrared to see me move through the night ‘

You got any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

''excuse me while I kiss this guy''

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Peter Kay does a great deconstruction of this you'll find on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to the clouds above by LMC and U2. I always hear it as take me to the powder puff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Jones Sex Bomb

"Infrared semen through the night"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peter Kay does a great deconstruction of this you'll find on YouTube "

Oh I’m not a Peter Kay fan - I’ll check it out though! I might find solidarity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tom Jones Sex Bomb

"Infrared semen through the night""

I literally heard this today in the car and was like? WTF?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I like penis and ardvarks

(pina coladas)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the boys think she’s a spaz, she’s got ... Bette Davis eyes.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Madonna

Papa don’t preach, I’ve been loosing sheep.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee

Despacito

You can be my strap on dildo

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I believe in milko instead of miracles

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm the same, at the sale of Microsoft"

From wanna be startin' somethin'

the bit at the end that's just random words

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa

(Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa)

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Go and get stuffed Billy Ocean

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

You know that it ain't shit, we'll be gettin' lots of tit, greased lightnin'

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

you might as well face it, you're dick in a glove by robert palmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stormzy, lay me bare…

He sings “shoot my pain and slay my fears”. To me it sounds like “shoot my penis lay me fair”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madonna la isla bonita

... Young girl with eyes like potatoes, it all seems like yesterday not far away.....

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Kate Bush: Wuthering heights

Based on a real spoof version: can't remember who did it.

Out on the wiley, windy moors

We'd roll and fall in Greece

You had distemper, I had jellied eels

Too hot, too greasy

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Out on a windy windy moor

Sweet Roland falls in brie

You had distemper like my jellied eels

Too hot, too greasy

is another version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Spare him a life from his pork sausages”

Bohemian Rhapsody

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The archive of misheard lyrics is called "kiss this guy" full of stuff like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god. Years ago I was in the car with my best friend can’t remember where we were off to but this song came on the radio (just had to google the name of it) pretty reckless ~ heaven knows. The first lyric is jimmys in the back with a pocket of high. We were pulling into the petrol station and I was just fucking about cos I can’t stand chart music and was like what did she just say, jimmys in the back with a packet of ham. It tickled us so much. Can picture her through the window paying for the fuel and she was still weak laughing

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"“Spare him a life from his pork sausages”

Bohemian Rhapsody "

I hear no symphony

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

When Morrissey sings "shoplifters of the world" I always hear "shirt lifters" was only recently my sister told me that was not how it goes

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