FabSwingers.com forum: it seems I have a talent

By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

how many of you have been the last poster on a conversation, you just killed it and nobody else can be bothered?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ahhh, thread killing you mean?

Yes, I am a veritable Grandmaster in this esoteric but highly undesirable art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fair few notches on my mouse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to kill this one off

[Thread closed by poster]

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So adept am I at it that I’ve even managed to kill multiple threads that I’ve started(!!!)

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Yep there are loads I’ve done not sure why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have invisible text so my posts rarely are noticed enough to kill a thread

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Been on the forums for 10+ years. I’ve killed a fair few.

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

"I have invisible text so my posts rarely are noticed enough to kill a thread"

I was about to post similar, mine just gets passed by usually

not sure if I prefer that to killing a thread though… although managed a couple of those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it wasn't for the pain and solitude it drives, I'd add it on my CV under hobbies and interests!

Go to the threads I've posted to option; see my name everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a lot of things that feel like a negative reaction to something about ourselves, we notice stuff like thread killing far more than we should. This thread pops up fairly regularly and will always have lots of people who think it applies to them. Do a green arrow check on them and they very likely will have responded waaaaaay more times where they aren't the last poster than ones where they are.

Threads are limited to 175 replies, but rarely get that long. Just plucking random figures out of fresh air, let's say an average thread lasts for 50 posts, and on average a thread has 20 posts before you notice it. That means you should be the last poster in around 1:30 of your replies.

As I said, I've no idea how accurate those figures are, they're just guesses and I'm a little unsure my method is correct but the basic point is, if you post lots of replies then there is a high probability some of them will be the last on a thread, we just notice those ones a lot more than all the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have invisible text so my posts rarely are noticed enough to kill a thread

I was about to post similar, mine just gets passed by usually

not sure if I prefer that to killing a thread though… although managed a couple of those too

Well I always like yours

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I've killed lots.

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

lets have a little conversation ourselves

just us cunts

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

cant be bothered is not an aceptable post

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wait! I can’t let you kill your own thread OP

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Can I be this thread's killer please? I'm very good at it and have plenty of experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a thread killer is an art. Embrace it

Prays he kills the thread killer thread so he wins ultimate thread killer status

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nay I say! Nay! I shalt claim the accolade this day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a game on here where you had to green arrow yourself and count how many you had killed.....

Haven't seen that in ages..

Christ I've been on fab too long

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

[Fanfare of trumpets] all hail the arrival of the thread killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choose to look at it like a mike drop. No one wanted to follow me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Many a time!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Yes I think I've killed a few

Can only assume I'm as dull and dish water...

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

Yep I've been that guy a few times

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This thread cannot die yet; Once more unto the breach dear friends! Once more!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Yep I've been that guy a few times

It's a badge of honour my friend

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

we are now waiting to see who kills this thread, hope its me ,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft amateurs

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

[Removed by poster at 12/11/21 04:19:45]

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

you nailed it, respect

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

for thread killer see abve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for thread killer see abve"

...or below

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"Like a lot of things that feel like a negative reaction to something about ourselves, we notice stuff like thread killing far more than we should. This thread pops up fairly regularly and will always have lots of people who think it applies to them. Do a green arrow check on them and they very likely will have responded waaaaaay more times where they aren't the last poster than ones where they are.

Mr"

I once got nearly 175 on a post I started in March last year...aren'tI clever and articulate....NO...im not, it incemsed most people, point was missed, got called all sorts then when I said a guy was whining like a school girl and should grow some balls I was banned for 2 weeks

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

when I said a guy was whining like a school girl and should grow some balls I was banned for 2 weeks

thats life here dear

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

" when I said a guy was whining like a school girl and should grow some balls I was banned for 2 weeks

thats life here dear"

Fab.com I navigate it so its worth my while having a profile...I hate the whining and the site administrators, who are all volunteers (i thought volunteering was around charity shops, carers, sponsored abseiling down a building etc). Im calling spearmint rhinos see if they need volunteers to help the girls

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

" when I said a guy was whining like a school girl and should grow some balls I was banned for 2 weeks

thats life here dear"

You just said it again. Does that mean you get another 2 week naughty boy ban?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Currently only killed 2 of my last 35 threads posted on. Not even a talented thread-killer. Honestly, what even is the point of me?

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

" when I said a guy was whining like a school girl and should grow some balls I was banned for 2 weeks

thats life here dear

You just said it again. Does that mean you get another 2 week naughty boy ban?"

I average a ban every 6-8weeks. Apart from 1 or 2 I kinda deserved them as I know what gets you banned so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

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