FabSwingers.com forum: Where the nice people at?

By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Post in here if you're not an asshole

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yah

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I would but I don’t want a bum deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nice, the majority of the time.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm most assuredly not an asshole.

In fact, I'm a fucking delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post in here if you're not an asshole

Hahaha bad day at the office?

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By *neakypeaky30Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd like to think I'm not one.....momma raised me right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arseholes are like opinions … everyone has one - as my nan used to say!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ish.

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

I'm a goodfella

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m an arsehole but I’m fucking adorable with it. Ish.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Reporting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the nicest guy in the world, all my exes say so

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Post in here if you're not an asshole

Hahaha bad day at the office?

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I like controversial threads

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Who wants nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting in queues and being all polite like a bunch of mugs

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By *imson87Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Isn't it a bad day in office every time your in the office Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No asshole but am a cunt

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very naughty but also sweet

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm nice "

You're adorable, Birthday Girl

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

I'm on Santa's naughty and nice list? But last time i checked we all have ass holes, So technically we all are.

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im nice most of the time

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Everyone can be an arsehole when pushed

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

I’m pretty nice

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’m a good egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah who wants nice all the time

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

I'm not nasty...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm nice even when I'm naughty if that counts for anything

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By *ilo_Stitch69Couple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Do I pass if I have a big Arshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I even have 'nice' in my username

NBVN x

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Ah who wants nice all the time"
rather that than someone with a nasty streak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always nice

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

*raises hand*

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m nice

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By *imson87Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Got say very perfect mix right there hehe hoping more naughty than nice tho lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Neither of us are arse holes, but we do each have one.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

can nice but naughty take a stand?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I have a arsehole but I can be sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now we’re here, what shall we do?

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"I'm always nice

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you don't text back

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I’m nice

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd say I'm nice x

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

We are nice

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Yay we are nice people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all next door

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By *obdacoysMan
over a year ago

Rochester

I’m nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get told I’m too nice. Whatever that means!

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm nice

Nice people dont say they are nice

They just are

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London

Yup. I'm good...I think

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

I'd like to think I'm a good egg

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to think I'm a good egg

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By *oDa83Man
over a year ago

near

Hella lot of not arseholes out there. Fab is the gift that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can nice but naughty take a stand?

Absolutely, that's also my profile name... well, very naughty

NBVN x

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Hi everyone I've been told I'm a nice guy .....sometimes treated not well but I always just smile and never bite back.....to hard...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Reads thread...

Wonders...

Slips away quietly

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By *oDa83Man
over a year ago

near

"Wanders in...

Reads thread...

Wonders...

Slips away quietly "

Haha! 'slow clap'

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m definitely an asshole, so I won’t be posting in here.

Oh wait…

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ahh sorry, I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I'm pretty decent..... but that's for you to decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is just a bit of a knob ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I'm nice, I think I am/Raul. My wife is certainly nice.

I try to be polite to everyone even those that mock me here and pictures of my wife - see a thread I started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I'm not an asshole

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By *rivatecouple30sCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle and Edinburgh

Good guys here

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By *yclindaveMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Like to think I'm a nice chap.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Like to think I’m a nice guy

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By *on1984Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I’m a nice genuine guy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Like to think I’m a nice guy "

You are xxx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm only a arsehole on special occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm nice

I agree there isn't nice people on here tho lol generally horrible tbf

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

Yes I’m Mr Nice

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm only a arsehole on special occasions

Lies x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm only a arsehole on special occasions

Lies x"

Shh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joking apart I've found that people that joke about being not so nice etc are in my experience at least, not nice at all.

I am over 60 years of age and before research etc took off, I'd met several people quite a bit below average height that were not so nice. Many studies in from about 2014 onwards support my findings. Its more of a man thing but I've met a wman as well but the majority of the time its men.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Like to think I’m a nice guy

You are xxx"

Ah thank you very much xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Like to think I’m a nice guy

You are xxx

Ah thank you very much xx"

Xxx

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I think I'm nice

I agree there isn't nice people on here tho lol generally horrible tbf"
Fake mostly! I see through those people though.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Possibly.

Don't tell anyone though.

We all know ladies like the bad boys...

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all got their 2nd covid jab and then bill Gates took them away using 5g took because aliens right ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think I'm nice

I agree there isn't nice people on here tho lol generally horrible tbf Fake mostly! I see through those people though.

Cant we all

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Nice guys cum last, which I see as an advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They all got their 2nd covid jab and then bill Gates took them away using 5g took because aliens right ? "

I had my booster today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m nice, but I suspect that’s pretty subjective!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Nice to meet all the nice people. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody tells me I’m an asshole so I guess I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They all got their 2nd covid jab and then bill Gates took them away using 5g took because aliens right ?

I had my booster today "

Thought you were a little more perky than usual today yazzer

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I think I'm nice

I agree there isn't nice people on here tho lol generally horrible tbf Fake mostly! I see through those people though.

Cant we all

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No not really

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They all got their 2nd covid jab and then bill Gates took them away using 5g took because aliens right ?

I had my booster today

Thought you were a little more perky than usual today yazzer

Ha like in pain

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think I'm nice

I agree there isn't nice people on here tho lol generally horrible tbf Fake mostly! I see through those people though.

Cant we all

No not really

Yeah I can

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I think I'm nice

I agree there isn't nice people on here tho lol generally horrible tbf Fake mostly! I see through those people though.

Cant we all

No not really

Yeah I can

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So do i very much so

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think I'm nice

I agree there isn't nice people on here tho lol generally horrible tbf Fake mostly! I see through those people though.

Cant we all

No not really

Yeah I can

So do i very much so

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They all got their 2nd covid jab and then bill Gates took them away using 5g took because aliens right ?

I had my booster today

Thought you were a little more perky than usual today yazzer

Ha like in pain

Just high on life yaz!

Hope you aren't in pain my 1st and 2nd jabs knocked me for 6 for about 3 days or so each time. Disaster!

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"I'm nice

Nice people dont say they are nice

They just are

The nicest lady on Fab XOX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

Nice got me no where in life! Lol

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I think I’m ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

Nice got me no where in life! Lol "

You don’t need to be a dickhead ether just don’t be a walk over and pick your battles !!!

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By *ilo_Stitch69Couple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

Nice got me no where in life! Lol "

So you was the Wing man and Friendzone all within one night , ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nice caring loving honest person

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

Nice got me no where in life! Lol "
Aww their loss! You can be naughty and nice so ain't we all ass holes? So you have ass hole mates you probably need new ones then. I'd you get nice ones you might stand more of a chance? I don't get this bad boy logic. I always go for nice well so i think! You can't polish a turd at the end of the day.

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I’m ok.

Show me then ?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

Nice got me no where in life! Lol Aww their loss! You can be naughty and nice so ain't we all ass holes? So you have ass hole mates you probably need new ones then. I'd you get nice ones you might stand more of a chance? I don't get this bad boy logic. I always go for nice well so i think! You can't polish a turd at the end of the day.

hahahaha "
*If

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha "

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They all got their 2nd covid jab and then bill Gates took them away using 5g took because aliens right ?

I had my booster today

Thought you were a little more perky than usual today yazzer

Ha like in pain

Just high on life yaz!

Hope you aren't in pain my 1st and 2nd jabs knocked me for 6 for about 3 days or so each time. Disaster! "

Arms a bit sore got a temperature now il be ok xxx

Thanks xxx love x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm nice

Nice people dont say they are nice

They just are

The nicest lady on Fab XOX

Then why the

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win "
Are you a prick? What the next Torvill & Dean

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win Are you a prick? What the next Torvill & Dean

hahahaha "

100% dick head !!!

But we do make a good team through the first fights and doll throwing !

It works

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win Are you a prick? What the next Torvill & Dean

hahahaha

100% dick head !!!

But we do make a good team through the first fights and doll throwing !

It works

"
That's hilarious!! Hmm doll throwing well the routine needs to be bang on even if you are a dick head. Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually too nice and folk take advantage of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im actually too nice and folk take advantage of that.

Got a lend of 20€ ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Im actually too nice and folk take advantage of that.

Got a lend of 20€ ??"

We don't do € here. 20p do you?

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"I'm nice

Nice people dont say they are nice

They just are

The nicest lady on Fab XOX

Then why the

Cause Mrs G you're always naughty but nice xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win Are you a prick? What the next Torvill & Dean

hahahaha

100% dick head !!!

But we do make a good team through the first fights and doll throwing !

It works

That's hilarious!! Hmm doll throwing well the routine needs to be bang on even if you are a dick head. Hahaha

Glad you liked that I was laughing in my head me launching your Elsa doll at you cause you fucked up the 580 in to a split you deserve a doll thrown against your mush !

Just nail the fucking routine and I wouldn’t be such a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im actually too nice and folk take advantage of that.

Got a lend of 20€ ??

We don't do € here. 20p do you?

You didn’t miss a fucking beat there did you ?

Ye muppet ye

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win Are you a prick? What the next Torvill & Dean

hahahaha

100% dick head !!!

But we do make a good team through the first fights and doll throwing !

It works

That's hilarious!! Hmm doll throwing well the routine needs to be bang on even if you are a dick head. Hahaha

Glad you liked that I was laughing in my head me launching your Elsa doll at you cause you fucked up the 580 in to a split you deserve a doll thrown against your mush !

Just nail the fucking routine and I wouldn’t be such a dick

"
Oh i will nail it then! It will be a right bang and you will be pleased. You will get a bitch slap if we lose

hahahaha

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Im actually too nice and folk take advantage of that.

Got a lend of 20€ ??

We don't do € here. 20p do you?

You didn’t miss a fucking beat there did you ?

Ye muppet ye

"
Oh i didn't it was bang on! You done good too dick head but don't be getting a big head now.

hahahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Im actually too nice and folk take advantage of that.

Got a lend of 20€ ??

We don't do € here. 20p do you?

You didn’t miss a fucking beat there did you ?

Ye muppet ye

You think I'm going to allow an opportunity to fly past me like that? Errrrrr, no!

I'm down to a trolley token now. They're kinda like €1 coins, so it's an upgrade from 20p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win Are you a prick? What the next Torvill & Dean

hahahaha

100% dick head !!!

But we do make a good team through the first fights and doll throwing !

It works

That's hilarious!! Hmm doll throwing well the routine needs to be bang on even if you are a dick head. Hahaha

Glad you liked that I was laughing in my head me launching your Elsa doll at you cause you fucked up the 580 in to a split you deserve a doll thrown against your mush !

Just nail the fucking routine and I wouldn’t be such a dick

Oh i will nail it then! It will be a right bang and you will be pleased. You will get a bitch slap if we lose

hahahaha "

Only if I can return fire with a whopper back hand to your mush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On duty sir!

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I'm extremely nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When The Body Was First Made, Who Was the Most Important

One day, all the parts of the body were talking about who was most important.

THE BRAIN SAID – “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I am the most important therefore I should be boss.”

THE FEET SAID – “Since I carry him everywhere he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, I am the most important.”

THE EYES SAID – “Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where the danger lurks, I an the most important body part.”

THE HANDS SAID – “Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I am the most important.”

Of course, everyone got into the arguments and the heart, lungs, and ears all say the same thing.

Finally, the asshole spoke up and pointed that he was the most important even though the others didn’t know it. All the other laughed and laughed to think of an asshole being boss.

The asshole decided to prove the point and refused to function. Blocked up tight.

Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet were too weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, and the heart and lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the asshole to relent and agreed that the asshole was the most important and so it happened.

Moral Of The Story

The MORAL of the story is that the network is the most important part of IT infrastructure but not everyone realises it.

Or that the asshole always ends up being the boss

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m to nice!

I’m the guy when I used to go out as a lad, the girls would say ‘ahh you are so nice’ and then go fuck my mate who’s a ass hole!!

hahahaha

I’m a complete prick but I’m still your dance partner for nationals !!!!

Cause you want to win Are you a prick? What the next Torvill & Dean

hahahaha

100% dick head !!!

But we do make a good team through the first fights and doll throwing !

It works

That's hilarious!! Hmm doll throwing well the routine needs to be bang on even if you are a dick head. Hahaha

Glad you liked that I was laughing in my head me launching your Elsa doll at you cause you fucked up the 580 in to a split you deserve a doll thrown against your mush !

Just nail the fucking routine and I wouldn’t be such a dick

Oh i will nail it then! It will be a right bang and you will be pleased. You will get a bitch slap if we lose

hahahaha

Only if I can return fire with a whopper back hand to your mush "

charmed hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fucking lovely even if I do say so myself haha

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I’m fucking lovely even if I do say so myself haha "

I concur

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By *hat Guy with the RopesMan
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull

Assholes get a Bum deal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overall I’m a very nice guy but I can also be a charming asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fucking lovely even if I do say so myself haha

I concur "

Awwwh thank you babesss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I am

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Nobody is an arse until they behave like one.

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