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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Flab solicitors .....

apply within.....

State your height, weight and pant size.

Perks include a nudie pic for every legal query you answer on here today.

We are an equal opportuntitty employer.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

As in a solicitor with a high BMI?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

G’is a job mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'3

22ish stone

48" waist

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Height: Not tall enough.

Weight: FAF (Fat as Fuck - Not Fancy a....)

Pants size. Large as I'm pants at everything apparently.

Would my 'boss' wear briefs?

What field of law and order are you looking to recruit in? I'm only qualified upto the bar. If your there first. Order me a G&T please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'2"

13.5 stone

34" waist 34" leg

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5’ 11”

12.5 stone

32 waist

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

5’10

12 stone 10lbs

34 Waist

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/8

17st 4

40 waist

54 chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5’9

11 stone 5 pounds

33” waist

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

6'0

13st

34" waist

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anyone noticed there's no women's stats offered here yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone noticed there's no women's stats offered here yet? "

Happy to include mine

5ft7

11st something (I don't weigh myself often)

12-14UK

There you go, I'll take new lingerie in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nude pics as yet

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

10 stone 8 … 10-12 …. 34/30/34 …. Shoe size 5.5 …..

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By *obdacoysMan
over a year ago

Rochester

5ft 4 (small fella ) 11 stone 32 waist

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ummmmmmmmmm

Mrs

5ft 6

Too many kilos (it starts with a 9)

Size 16

Shoe size 8

Bra size 36FF/G

Collar size 15.5" apparently

Mr

6ft 4

72-ish kg

Waist 32"

Inside leg 35"

Collar 14.5" (I think)

We're all the wrong way round here!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

6' 2" tall

17st weight

44" waist

29" inside leg

10 shoe size

7 hat size

White hair colour

81 age

Condition fair

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By * Polite GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

6ft

13.5 stone

No complaints

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

6ft tall

Very fucking heavy

Dress size 18/20 as my tits are Huge...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

5'9", 80ish Kg, 33"

LvM

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

5ft 2in

Weigh the same as an empty crisp bag

Waist- you can link your hands round it

Legs-slightly too long for my height

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

5ft10 13 stone (I'm old school) 34" waist

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"6ft tall

Very fucking heavy

Dress size 18/20 as my tits are Huge..."

Perfection

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"5ft 2in

Weigh the same as an empty crisp bag

Waist- you can link your hands round it

Legs-slightly too long for my height

"

Why did "Cherry Longlegs" pop in my head an make me giggle

LvM

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

6 ft 0

13 st 1

34 waist.

I’m like an old car. Drinks a bit, smokes, but still runs ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah cos thats not fat shaming at all

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Height: Not tall enough.

Weight: FAF (Fat as Fuck - Not Fancy a....)

Pants size. Large as I'm pants at everything apparently.

Would my 'boss' wear briefs?

What field of law and order are you looking to recruit in? I'm only qualified upto the bar. If your there first. Order me a G&T please. "

Any field!

I'm laughingly bewildered by how many people come in here for legal advice thought we'd best set up our own bureaux

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Anyone noticed there's no women's stats offered here yet? "

Cos we are all short fat goblins.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"6ft

13.5 stone

No complaints "

Who'd complain when you are showing such a beautiful loo roll ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"6ft tall

Very fucking heavy

Dress size 18/20 as my tits are Huge..."

One size 18 and one size 20 ? Do you walk on the slant ?

My right one is the biggie..... never seen a bloke with asymmetrical bollocks .....

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

5ft 3

10st 4

Size 12/M

Not sure what area of law I'm specialising in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5’ 11” tall

13 stone +/-

34 inch waist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah cos thats not fat shaming at all "

Love thy self

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Anyone noticed there's no women's stats offered here yet?

Cos we are all short fat goblins..... "

I prefer to think of myself as a tall fat ogre

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