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By *.R.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Norfolk

Hi all, quite some time ago I was in told by a friend never to use a hotel kettle as apparently people piss in them. The thought of it has put me off and I’ll never use one no matter how thirsty I am. Is this just a rumour or is there truth in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe people would do this. It boils my piss.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I can't believe people would do this. It boils my piss. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I’m currently staying in a budget hotel chain and I’ll be sniffing the kettle before my morning coffee. Fuck that’s grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe people would do this. It boils my piss. "

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By *.R.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I can't believe people would do this. It boils my piss.

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By *.R.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Omg I’m currently staying in a budget hotel chain and I’ll be sniffing the kettle before my morning coffee. Fuck that’s grim

"

It’s rank isn’t it, if true, I’m gasping for a brew now but I won’t be going near it!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

1st of all if true.....

"The dirrrrrtttttty bastards!"

I guess it's bring ya own booze, food, drinks & a thermos flask for tea & one for coffee then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 degrees I’m assuming would kill all bacteria and spores but as someone who was a housemaid in a hotel chain I personally wouldn’t use their kettles. Had people take a dump in them (they’d be thrown away obviously) A zooming one is people trying to cook things in them like pasta etc.

Never knew the importance of making sure I check inside the kettles until I found a turd in one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh my words. My phone a screen is cracked. Please forgive all the silly mistakes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Rinse it.

fill it.

Boil it.

Wash the outside in the boiling water.

No problem.

You know the pillows ? We shit in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard this a while ago and I actually have a nice one cup travel kettle I take everywhere because I’ve got to have my morning brew

Takes the piss though

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By *.R.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Norfolk


"100 degrees I’m assuming would kill all bacteria and spores but as someone who was a housemaid in a hotel chain I personally wouldn’t use their kettles. Had people take a dump in them (they’d be thrown away obviously) A zooming one is people trying to cook things in them like pasta etc.

Never knew the importance of making sure I check inside the kettles until I found a turd in one. "

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I worked in housekeeping for a few years, pissing in a kettle is the least of your worries haha! I should add, in my experience, before the fab hoteliers launch Miss pc

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Do deliveroo do coffee/tea?

If they do, do dat!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I will boil the kettle and then refill and use. Bit of piss won't kill you. Unless it's rat piss and you get weils disease.

If there's a coffee machine, Nespresso or whatever, I will never ever use it because I've lost track of the number of hotels I've stayed in where they aren't cleaned properly and there's bits of mold come out when you run a cleaning cycle on them.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

There is always someone somewhere that does stuff like that. It’s a mystery why.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Shot in the dark ... bit question mark .....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Rinse it.

fill it.

Boil it.

Wash the outside in the boiling water.

No problem.

You know the pillows ? We shit in them. "

This

Also, guess what stains go on the sheets?

And never ever touch the touch screen at McDonald's

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I worked in pubs for years, one time somebody shat in a Pepsi glass on a busy Saturday night so this wouldn't surprise me particularly.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Someone told me this, thought it was disgusting. Always rinse the kettle out now x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Well you could have mentioned that on a thread earlier...

One travel kettle now on order

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Having worked for an airlines , coffee perculaters are handy for ladies washing their tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anybody want to piss in a kettle? I just don’t understand!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? The bathroom is pretty much one stride away. I wouldnt feel a need to shit in a kettle if I had a whole lovely toilet to use

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Give it a rinse lol

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Yeah, check the sheets on the bed before you sit/lay down. There could be nits there too.....

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"I will boil the kettle and then refill and use. Bit of piss won't kill you. Unless it's rat piss and you get weils disease.

If there's a coffee machine, Nespresso or whatever, I will never ever use it because I've lost track of the number of hotels I've stayed in where they aren't cleaned properly and there's bits of mold come out when you run a cleaning cycle on them."

Does boiling a kettle get rid of hep A/B - G & beyond....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wish I hadn't read this feed before I was about to tuck into my pork chop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend that manages a hotel for her parents. Some of the story's she's told me about what goes on and things she's found/had to clean up are shocking.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I will boil the kettle and then refill and use. Bit of piss won't kill you. Unless it's rat piss and you get weils disease.

If there's a coffee machine, Nespresso or whatever, I will never ever use it because I've lost track of the number of hotels I've stayed in where they aren't cleaned properly and there's bits of mold come out when you run a cleaning cycle on them.

Does boiling a kettle get rid of hep A/B - G & beyond....? "

HepA and E it definitely does and I know they're transmitted by contaminated water because that's what I used to test for when looking at crop irrigation methods, can't answer the rest and can't be arsed looking it up but I'm sure it'll be on the internet.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"Well I wish I hadn't read this feed before I was about to tuck into my pork chop! "

Ah, you'll be alright unless you are eating it in your hotel room, with a drink from a shitty/pissy kettle with nits on ya bed when you lay down.......

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We always boil the kettle a couple of times and rinse.

Our daughter was a chamber maid for a while...enough said.

Mind you my father grew up in a pub with rooms in a very rough area in the early thirties, pissing in the kettle is nothing compared to some of the tales my grandparents told.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Why would anybody want to piss in a kettle? I just don’t understand!!! "

It pours out of the holes in the colander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, check the sheets on the bed before you sit/lay down. There could be nits there too..... "

Nits can’t live on sheets. Bedbugs however

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The brother of a boyfriend I had many years ago once sent him a picture of a poo he'd had on top of the lid of a toilet in a service station. He'd done it to upload to a website that I think was called Ratemypoo.

He was an idiot. But I can totally picture him doing the same in a kettle just for fun

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"We always boil the kettle a couple of times and rinse.

Our daughter was a chamber maid for a while...enough said.

Mind you my father grew up in a pub with rooms in a very rough area in the early thirties, pissing in the kettle is nothing compared to some of the tales my grandparents told. "

Please tell, we're all ears

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You’d probably not stay in a hotel room if you could see what people got up to in them…

I know there’s certain hotel rooms which I wouldn’t want to go in after we’ve been!

K

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My Grandma never trusted kettles in hotels. She had a little travel size one, which is VERY well travelled. I am now the proud owner of it!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"Yeah, check the sheets on the bed before you sit/lay down. There could be nits there too.....

Nits can’t live on sheets. Bedbugs however "

Yes, sorry - couldn't think of the correct word.

Hope my memory ain't going.....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Hi all, quite some time ago I was in told by a friend never to use a hotel kettle as apparently people piss in them. The thought of it has put me off and I’ll never use one no matter how thirsty I am. Is this just a rumour or is there truth in this? "

I'd like to know where this pers gets his information from. It sounds like a myth that nobody could fact check to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all, quite some time ago I was in told by a friend never to use a hotel kettle as apparently people piss in them. The thought of it has put me off and I’ll never use one no matter how thirsty I am. Is this just a rumour or is there truth in this?

I'd like to know where this pers gets his information from. It sounds like a myth that nobody could fact check to me. "

It’s no myth when social media has had videos of said disgraces posted which hold all the facts necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been in a hotel since 2020. Anyone want a bed for the night. I'm staying in the van.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

When I was a tour coach driver taking chinese tourists, I know for a fact that some of the female tour guides used to boil their knickers in the kettles to wash them

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Rinse it.

fill it.

Boil it.

Wash the outside in the boiling water.

No problem.

You know the pillows ? We shit in them. "

I was asked to remove 18 sofa beds from a certain budget hotel chain, as part of my job. "we've shat in this bed" was scrawled on the underside of one of them.

I do hope, the imbecile had a Scottish accent, jusht like Sean Connery. Shum people, eh?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"The brother of a boyfriend I had many years ago once sent him a picture of a poo he'd had on top of the lid of a toilet in a service station. He'd done it to upload to a website that I think was called Ratemypoo.

He was an idiot. But I can totally picture him doing the same in a kettle just for fun "

Was it better looking than him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been a pro roadie for many years I have stopped in a lot of hotels all round the world I can honestly say I've never come across this. I guess I should say fortunately.

The most grisly 'prank' I heard of (amongst many, many, many of them!) was a 'Toploader' where someone would take a shit in the cistern rather than the bowl. You can imagine the mess/issues it causes. Although I can confidently report I was personally never the victim or a witness to this particular prank.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Rinse it.

fill it.

Boil it.

Wash the outside in the boiling water.

No problem.

You know the pillows ? We shit in them. "

I was gonna say …. Kettles are probably the least of your worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rinse it.

fill it.

Boil it.

Wash the outside in the boiling water.

No problem.

You know the pillows ? We shit in them. "

You shit in pillows?

Does that cause pink eye or brown eye?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"When I was a tour coach driver taking chinese tourists, I know for a fact that some of the female tour guides used to boil their knickers in the kettles to wash them"

I’m trying to think of a dark haired Suzy Wong type but having seen many such coaches probably more of a minging old harridan.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Never heard that one before but I won’t be having a brew in a hotel again!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Jesus what the fucks wrong with some people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard of this either but it's put me right off using it now. In future I'll bring in or go out for a coffee

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

Yes I also heard this, and...

Never use the shower gel/shampoo. Not the little bottles but the wall mounted dispenser thing you get in some hotels. I was told people cum in these

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard


"Never knew the importance of making sure I check inside the kettles until I found a turd in one. "

Blimey brings a whole new meaning to the words a shit cup of tea.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well using hotel kettles haven’t killed me yet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well using hotel kettles haven’t killed me yet "

My thoughts exactly!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"You’d probably not stay in a hotel room if you could see what people got up to in them…

I know there’s certain hotel rooms which I wouldn’t want to go in after we’ve been!

K"

Haha I was thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well using hotel kettles haven’t killed me yet

My thoughts exactly! "

And mine.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's unlikely to be a significant issue, when hotels have bathrooms. Maybe in the olden days of shared public bathrooms and people had to walk down the corridor but they perhaps provided a room potty? Though someone probably would contaminate that making porridge or mixing up packet soups

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

From my 45+ years in Hotel Management, within which I specialised in Front of House which includes Housekeeping, the "story" of people pissing in the kettle is a total MYTH!

With modern Housekeeping cleaning regimes prior to Covid and especially since the pandemic started, hotels are now cleaning all aspects of rooms far more stringently.

It has been known for guests to use the kettle to boil up their Pot Noodles, or even Packets of Soup, but with the majority of hotels nowadays having en-suite bathrooms, the inappropriate use of the kettle is long gone in terms of history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like an urban myth. Then again, some people are nasty ennough to do it.

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