FabSwingers.com forum: Missing out

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Bloody auto carrot!

*had

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The ability to travel and just go somewhere at the drop of a hat.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I've been once on a stag and didn't have a lap dance because I was in a relationship and I felt like it would be wrong to. I don't like my brain sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been to a nightclub. I don't think I'm missing out on much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to a nightclub. I don't think I'm missing out on much

Whoa, really?

I missed out on Uni. Most people I know who went have much larger long time friend circles than I

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I've never been to a nightclub. I don't think I'm missing out on much

Turn up your headphones and get touched inappropriately by people whilst throwing money out the window. Add optional sticky floors for the complete experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs has had meets with couples alone, I’ve never been present so haven’t seen her with a woman

I’d love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed out on being young and doing teen things, not that I regret having my boys so young, I loved being a young Mum. But I did miss out on a lot of stuff

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Pretty much the only thing I am missing out on that I would like to go to is the mls. Hopefully next year I can find flights I like and annoy a few more forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to a nightclub. I don't think I'm missing out on much

Whoa, really?

Really, I'm more a cocktail bar or quiet pub sort of person

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I've been once on a stag and didn't have a lap dance because I was in a relationship and I felt like it would be wrong to. I don't like my brain sometimes

Bloody morals!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"The ability to travel and just go somewhere at the drop of a hat. "

That’s a good one!

I had the option to do the full round the world trip and chickened out

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I've been once on a stag and didn't have a lap dance because I was in a relationship and I felt like it would be wrong to. I don't like my brain sometimes

Bloody morals! "

Yep, blessing and a curse

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I never did the mad package holidays in my 20s with my mates. Seems like a fun experience everyone should go through.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The ability to travel and just go somewhere at the drop of a hat.

That’s a good one!

I had the option to do the full round the world trip and chickened out

I had my son just before I started sixth form, so.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to a nightclub. I don't think I'm missing out on much

Turn up your headphones and get touched inappropriately by people whilst throwing money out the window. Add optional sticky floors for the complete experience"

If I ever come to a Manchester social maybe we should all do this, solely so I can experience it without actually going to one?

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Always wanted to go to seattle. Never been to strip club either. I think I'd feel a bit awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really didn't miss out on the strippers, been once been 1000 times!

Went with a few mates when I was in Australia. We paid for a dance for 2 of the girls we were with as they wanted to know what it was like. Dont think they knew what to do and i asked them after if they enjoy it and they said they didn't no what to do or say so they just chatted away about uni and what the stripper was studying

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I never did the mad package holidays in my 20s with my mates. Seems like a fun experience everyone should go through."

You’re really not missing much beyond chlamydia

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Always wanted to go to seattle. Never been to strip club either. I think I'd feel a bit awkward."

At Seattle or the strip club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed out on extra curricular activities as a child such as sea /air or army cadets. I didn't know about them and having been an adult instructor I think I would have enjoyed it as a child and perhaps would have set me on a different path.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Travelling, I’ll be a granny back packer now, the dream isn’t over

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Always wanted to go to seattle. Never been to strip club either. I think I'd feel a bit awkward.

At Seattle or the strip club? "

Strip club

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Finding a sugar daddy when I was younger. I've definitely missed out on being filthy rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard? "

Missed out on lots of things but a strip club wouldn’t be the one I dwell on pal

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We both never done uni and we both said it would be an experience we’d have loved to have done.

I’ve been to one strip club for a stag do - I couldn’t think of anything worse than watching a woman strip off, whilst thinking of what tonight’s dinner is, pretend she’s into me for 5 mins and then put her clothes back on without touching me…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We both never done uni and we both said it would be an experience we’d have loved to have done.

K "

Waste 70 pounds and come away with a bad case of pink eye !

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard?

Missed out on lots of things but a strip club wouldn’t be the one I dwell on pal "

Nope but it gave rise to the thread. It’s funny what sparks thought processes

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I missed out on the chance to go to Australia with my family in my early 20s, which I've always felt was a shame.

It seems unlikely I'll ever make it over unless something drastically changes in my life, but as much as I'd love to travel more I've been pretty lucky with where I've been and what I've done, so no complaints here really.

Posh

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I never did the mad package holidays in my 20s with my mates. Seems like a fun experience everyone should go through."

I'd say this too. I definately could have travelled more and had crazy irresponsible holidays in my youth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard?

Missed out on lots of things but a strip club wouldn’t be the one I dwell on pal

Nope but it gave rise to the thread. It’s funny what sparks thought processes "

Definitely mate !!

Not sure how to feel about it looking back at the stuff I should of done !

Suppose just think about the great things you did and still have to do

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I missed out on being a mum for years...but was blessed to have her for the short time I did.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Pretty much the only thing I am missing out on that I would like to go to is the mls."

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"MLS": Somebody else mentioned this to me the other day and I was none-the-wiser. What is it? Is it a secret club? Or perhaps the "missing-link society"...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 18-30 holiday. Never did it. Did 3 weeks at uni before realising I’m not cut out for that lifestyle and came home lol studying from home now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed out on being a mum for years...but was blessed to have her for the short time I did."

I’m so sorry for this my lovely. I am having struggles of my own but I never give up hope. I’ve carried 4 babies just never got to hold them in my arms. So I guess I’ve missed out on the experience of giving birth, however I live in hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard?

Missed out on lots of things but a strip club wouldn’t be the one I dwell on pal

Nope but it gave rise to the thread. It’s funny what sparks thought processes

Definitely mate !!

Not sure how to feel about it looking back at the stuff I should of done !

Suppose just think about the great things you did and still have to do

Like me

haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed out on being a mum for years...but was blessed to have her for the short time I did."

That’s heavy to read !

For once I’m speechless!

really sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard?

Missed out on lots of things but a strip club wouldn’t be the one I dwell on pal

Nope but it gave rise to the thread. It’s funny what sparks thought processes

Definitely mate !!

Not sure how to feel about it looking back at the stuff I should of done !

Suppose just think about the great things you did and still have to do

Like me

haha!

Ah sparkles your as subtle as a brick to the face !!

I like it tho

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"Pretty much the only thing I am missing out on that I would like to go to is the mls.

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"MLS": Somebody else mentioned this to me the other day and I was none-the-wiser. What is it? Is it a secret club? Or perhaps the "missing-link society"...?"

Manchester Lounge Social

But it's OK cos I get to annoy you at the bank one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard?

Missed out on lots of things but a strip club wouldn’t be the one I dwell on pal

Nope but it gave rise to the thread. It’s funny what sparks thought processes

Definitely mate !!

Not sure how to feel about it looking back at the stuff I should of done !

Suppose just think about the great things you did and still have to do

Like me

haha!

Ah sparkles your as subtle as a brick to the face !!

I like it tho

God loves a trier hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel for fun, not work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the dreaded FOMO but more a feeling that you missed out on something in the past…

I was having a chat with a friend and talking about strip clubs, I realised that I’ve never been to one (sad times indeed!), nor has a lap dance!

Dear fabbers of the forum, what do you feel that you’ve missed doing and do you feel that you’ve missed out in that regard?

Missed out on lots of things but a strip club wouldn’t be the one I dwell on pal

Nope but it gave rise to the thread. It’s funny what sparks thought processes

Definitely mate !!

Not sure how to feel about it looking back at the stuff I should of done !

Suppose just think about the great things you did and still have to do

Like me

haha!

Ah sparkles your as subtle as a brick to the face !!

I like it tho

God loves a trier hun.

Cmon I’m not like god ffs ? Not far off tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers clubs. Never been to one when I would have been up to going wild in there and now I simply don't see myself going.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed out on girls holidays etc! I married young (which didn’t last )

I suppose I missed out on being young - but I’ve made up for it ! Lol

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Ok I’m struggling to find something I feel like I missed out on maybe because I just see them as things I haven’t done yet…I’m not dead yet still plenty of time to do them

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I never did the mad package holidays in my 20s with my mates. Seems like a fun experience everyone should go through.

You’re really not missing much beyond chlamydia

That's a mighty big assumption you're making there! Who says I missed out on chlamydia?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Manchester Lounge Social

But it's OK cos I get to annoy you at the bank one

Haha! Okay. As long as you're holding a Monkey 47 Gin in one hand then you can do whatever you like!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I missed out on being a mum for years...but was blessed to have her for the short time I did."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story "

I can honestly say I’ve never had a vagina draw a penis on me. I think you just found the thing I’ve missed out on…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story "

Not as saucy, but on my one and only "girls" holiday in Tenerife, age 18, I agreed to enter a competition to win free drinks. I was paired with a random guy and there were a few other "couples". We were told the couple who exchanges clothes fastest wins. We piled into the loos, switched clothes (EVERYTHING) and got back on stage first! Hurrah! Then came the catch. To win, you then had to change back, but on stage in front of the whole club. We still won

Mr KC was immediately informed by text message by our gleeful friends

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

Mr KC was immediately informed by text message by our gleeful friends

Definitely a story to be proud of there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

I can honestly say I’ve never had a vagina draw a penis on me. I think you just found the thing I’ve missed out on…"

It’s the things you never think of !!!

Had a elephant kiss me once in

Well twice I pulled him back down

true story ! Not me pulling his head down for seconds so relax I didn’t sexually assault an elephant before people start jumping on me

it was consensual was in a zoo not on stage with the elephant all dolled up

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Travelling, I’ll be a granny back packer now, the dream isn’t over "

Same for me! I had my family young so now I'm making the most of weekends free by road tripping but I'd love to pack up a motorhome and just head off into the sunset...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

Mr KC was immediately informed by text message by our gleeful friends

This right here is why we are friends

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Never been to a club despite the fact that I live only 10 minutes from Chams

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

Mr KC was immediately informed by text message by our gleeful friends

This right here is why we are friends

The cocktails I'd won for my posse were absolutely rank as well

I got my tits out in a Tenerife nightclub for a manky green liquid

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

I can honestly say I’ve never had a vagina draw a penis on me. I think you just found the thing I’ve missed out on…

It’s the things you never think of !!!

Had a elephant kiss me once in

Well twice I pulled him back down

true story ! Not me pulling his head down for seconds so relax I didn’t sexually assault an elephant before people start jumping on me

it was consensual was in a zoo not on stage with the elephant all dolled up "

you aren’t really painting that picture in a better light hahaha better shhh now before it all gets too crazy and the RSPCA are involved

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

Mr KC was immediately informed by text message by our gleeful friends

This right here is why we are friends

The cocktails I'd won for my posse were absolutely rank as well

I got my tits out in a Tenerife nightclub for a manky green liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

I can honestly say I’ve never had a vagina draw a penis on me. I think you just found the thing I’ve missed out on…

It’s the things you never think of !!!

Had a elephant kiss me once in

Well twice I pulled him back down

true story ! Not me pulling his head down for seconds so relax I didn’t sexually assault an elephant before people start jumping on me

it was consensual was in a zoo not on stage with the elephant all dolled up

you aren’t really painting that picture in a better light hahaha better shhh now before it all gets too crazy and the RSPCA are involved "

Nowadays I wouldn’t be surprised

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I never did the mad package holidays in my 20s with my mates. Seems like a fun experience everyone should go through.

You’re really not missing much beyond chlamydia

That's a mighty big assumption you're making there! Who says I missed out on chlamydia?"

Touché

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Up until a few months ago hubby never did a job he really wanted to do. He's a good man and always made sure that we were able to live a reasonably solvent life, nut his work never fulfilled him. A few months ago he took a punt on doing something that was an option at high school for him, taking a pay cut in the process, its clear he's passionate about the career change and is being recognised already as a great employee with the potential to get promoted to a senior position already. He's been commended for expressing transferable skills and have seen changes implemented already. He's never complained to me about his previous work history, but its clear he's loving this change and I'm so proud of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

Mr KC was immediately informed by text message by our gleeful friends

This right here is why we are friends

The cocktails I'd won for my posse were absolutely rank as well

I got my tits out in a Tenerife nightclub for a manky green liquid

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you get your tits out for tap water ffs ! You don’t need an excuse

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"Does a ping pong show in Thailand count as a strip club? The things I saw in there with a child’s toy trumpet and cigarettes

I got a lap dance too…even though I didn’t want one

I got up on a stage in Amsterdam during a sex show she told me to lie down take off my top she inserted a marker up her and drew a huge cock on my body!!

Was getting a message the next day so when I turned around there was still a big outline of a cock on me !!!

She couldn’t speak English and I wasn’t going to try explain that one but still a good story

Mr KC was immediately informed by text message by our gleeful friends

This right here is why we are friends

The cocktails I'd won for my posse were absolutely rank as well

I got my tits out in a Tenerife nightclub for a manky green liquid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The guy I switched clothes with was very polite, good humoured and we managed to avoid him getting his winky out on stage

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