FabSwingers.com forum: Lights on or off

By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!

So gang, are you lights on or lights off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark room or floodlights?

Sensual exploration in the dark can be fun but no problem either way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to know more about the hat please.

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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

We leave the bedroom door open with the hall light on, maybe I need to invest in some candles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would light some candles, or put my little fairy lights on. I wouldn’t want it too bright, but not pitch black either.

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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'd like to know more about the hat please. "

Hat=condom.

Actually, a trilby may give the evening a jaunty air...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to know more about the hat please.

Hat=condom.

Actually, a trilby may give the evening a jaunty air..."

It definitely would. I have a wide selection of sex hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a lamp with a dimmer so you can have the light low so it's still dark but got some light

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Dimmed lights adds to the ambience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dimmed lights

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Lights on for me, although not a full on floodlight effect

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Lights on, but not bright overheads nothing worse than getting blinded at the wrong moment. Side light or dimmed

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Definitely light off or very low lighting for me, feels more sexy! Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

Low lighting, I wanna see what’s happening but the main light feels a little harsh. Pitch black is only acceptable if an early morning start and I’m being woken up

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I find night vision goggles get in the way when kissing so low seductive lighting and a glow in the dark condom until the lady says oooohhh Han Solo - you’re pleased to see me!!! Hey - it’s my fantasy here!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.

I like a room to be lit comfortably.

I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....

So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......

Main light NO .....

I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....

I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low lighting is the best!!! Deffo not lights off.

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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I find night vision goggles get in the way when kissing so low seductive lighting and a glow in the dark condom until the lady says oooohhh Han Solo - you’re pleased to see me!!! Hey - it’s my fantasy here!!!!

Always been tempted to say "Can you feel the force" during the act..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

Mr"

I'll do the scores. 6 point 5 !

Objection!!!! That was not a hole in one ...... it hit the side and was nudged in ...

I'd be a good judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has to be some form of lighting for me as I am heavily into eye contact and regardless of how many carrots I eat I still can’t see in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.

I like a room to be lit comfortably.

I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....

So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......

Main light NO .....

I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....

I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose."

Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

For me it's about "ambient lighting" to convey the correct mood and enhance the sensory feelings between two people.

Full lights feels like a football stadium. Darkness/Lights off feels like solitary confinement.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'll do the scores. 6 point 5 !

Objection!!!! That was not a hole in one ...... it hit the side and was nudged in ...

I'd be a good judge."
seveeeeeeennn!!

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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

Mr"

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward!

So gang, are you lights on or lights off?"

Sorry had to giggle

Reminded me of the good old days.

Lift my nightie, pull it down when you've finished

Lights on, well natural light to be precise cos I like playing during the day.

Noticed the clubs are getting a bit dark for me too, must be my eyesight

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.

I like a room to be lit comfortably.

I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....

So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......

Main light NO .....

I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....

I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose.

Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination.

Mr"

That's an awful lot of assumption (Mr)

Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through..."

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Dimmed lights adds to the ambience "

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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

So gang, are you lights on or lights off?

Sorry had to giggle

Reminded me of the good old days.

Lift my nightie, pull it down when you've finished

Lights on, well natural light to be precise cos I like playing during the day.

Noticed the clubs are getting a bit dark for me too, must be my eyesight

Yeah, will definitely wear contacts if I'm brave enough to go to a club..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the mood in the room, can go either way and have an equally good time with both

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

So gang, are you lights on or lights off?"

Perhaps she’s very energy conscious.

A woman who’s clearly into being frugal, I’m liking her already.

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By *enm83 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

So gang, are you lights on or lights off?

Perhaps she’s very energy conscious.

A woman who’s clearly into being frugal, I’m liking her already.

She had to drive to mine though, never good for the carbon footprint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly.

I like a room to be lit comfortably.

I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes....

So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine.......

Main light NO .....

I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles....

I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose.

Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination.

That's an awful lot of assumption (Mr)

Granny."

You know me Granny, always making assumptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.

Mr"

Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So gang, are you lights on or lights off?"

What like a cowboy hat ? Never mind as usual I’m going off topic !

Always lights on !

If that’s an issue just stick masking tape on her eyes !

She might like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.

Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me

Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.

Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me

Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone

Mr"

Tease her with a flash… bang? Sorry didn’t have much to work with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.

Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me

Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone

Mr"

My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much

NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.

Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me

Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone

My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much

NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx"

AONB? Like the Gower? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer.

I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through...

‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’

Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason.

Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me

Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone

My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much

NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx

AONB? Like the Gower? Xxx"

I forgot to mention that my bits are outstanding...thank you sexy man

NBVN x

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