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"I'd like to know more about the hat please. " Hat=condom. Actually, a trilby may give the evening a jaunty air... | |||
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"I find night vision goggles get in the way when kissing so low seductive lighting and a glow in the dark condom until the lady says oooohhh Han Solo - you’re pleased to see me!!! Hey - it’s my fantasy here!!!! " Always been tempted to say "Can you feel the force" during the act.. | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr" I'll do the scores. 6 point 5 ! Objection!!!! That was not a hole in one ...... it hit the side and was nudged in ... I'd be a good judge. | |||
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"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly. I like a room to be lit comfortably. I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes.... So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine....... Main light NO ..... I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles.... I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose." Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination. Mr | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'll do the scores. 6 point 5 ! Objection!!!! That was not a hole in one ...... it hit the side and was nudged in ... I'd be a good judge." seveeeeeeennn!! | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr" I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... | |||
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward! So gang, are you lights on or lights off?" Sorry had to giggle Reminded me of the good old days. Lift my nightie, pull it down when you've finished Lights on, well natural light to be precise cos I like playing during the day. Noticed the clubs are getting a bit dark for me too, must be my eyesight | |||
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"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly. I like a room to be lit comfortably. I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes.... So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine....... Main light NO ..... I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles.... I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose. Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination. Mr" That's an awful lot of assumption (Mr) Granny. | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through..." ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ | |||
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward! So gang, are you lights on or lights off? Sorry had to giggle Reminded me of the good old days. Lift my nightie, pull it down when you've finished Lights on, well natural light to be precise cos I like playing during the day. Noticed the clubs are getting a bit dark for me too, must be my eyesight " Yeah, will definitely wear contacts if I'm brave enough to go to a club.. | |||
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward! So gang, are you lights on or lights off?" Perhaps she’s very energy conscious. A woman who’s clearly into being frugal, I’m liking her already. | |||
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward! So gang, are you lights on or lights off? Perhaps she’s very energy conscious. A woman who’s clearly into being frugal, I’m liking her already. " She had to drive to mine though, never good for the carbon footprint | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ " Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason. Mr | |||
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"Unless you are having sex in the coal - hole there is enough light through curtains or from other rooms or lamps to see each other clearly. I like a room to be lit comfortably. I always turn the main light off because I am light sensitive ( in the eyeballs ) and don't like being in positions where the light hits my eyes.... So ..... lamps , fires , television, candles , street lights fine....... Main light NO ..... I half expect blokes to carry a torch with the power of a 1000 candles.... I blame porn..... all those close ups on an illuminated screen, they can't cope with anything that isn't spot lit and under their nose. Who are these blokes you meet Granny? I know there's some weirdo's on here but you either pick the worst of the bunch or have a very active imagination. Mr That's an awful lot of assumption (Mr) Granny." You know me Granny, always making assumptions Mr | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason. Mr" Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me | |||
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"Had a couple of meets at mine with a lovely lady, but she always insists of having the light in the room switched off. Could be a self-conscious thing and I'm fine with it, but it makes me feel guilty, plus being blind as a bat it makes putting the hat on awkward! So gang, are you lights on or lights off?" What like a cowboy hat ? Never mind as usual I’m going off topic ! Always lights on ! If that’s an issue just stick masking tape on her eyes ! She might like it | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason. Mr Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me " Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone Mr | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason. Mr Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone Mr" Tease her with a flash… bang? Sorry didn’t have much to work with! | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason. Mr Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone Mr" My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason. Mr Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone Mr My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx" AONB? Like the Gower? Xxx | |||
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"Floodlights, commentator and a large crowd with one of those people holding up signs so they know when to gasp or cheer. Mr I'm worried VAR might get involved half-way through... ‘Can we just check if it was in or not?’ Once you've found out can you let her ladyship know, she's forever asking if it's in for some reason. Mr Just tell her you had SAS training. In and out without anyone noticing. It works for me Not too sure she'd appreciate her nether regions being compared to a warzone Mr My nether regions are classed as an area of natural beauty thank you very much NBVN aka Her Ladyship xxx AONB? Like the Gower? Xxx" I forgot to mention that my bits are outstanding...thank you sexy man NBVN x | |||
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