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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Things I discovered today.

Chrissie Hynde wrote Don't get me wrong for John MacEnroe.

Elton John wrote Philladelphia freedom for Billie Jean King.

What have you found out today?

Winston

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Things I discovered today.

Chrissie Hynde wrote Don't get me wrong for John MacEnroe.

Elton John wrote Philladelphia freedom for Billie Jean King.

What have you found out today?

Winston"

That you like tennis?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Things I discovered today.

Chrissie Hynde wrote Don't get me wrong for John MacEnroe.

Elton John wrote Philladelphia freedom for Billie Jean King.

What have you found out today?

Winston

That you like tennis? "

I don't like cricket.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

That people don't care how you feel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt that eating a roast dinner for breakfast can be freaking awesome.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Things I discovered today.

Chrissie Hynde wrote Don't get me wrong for John MacEnroe.

"

You cannot be serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DeForest Kelley from original 60s Star Trek was "saved" by a haircut. He almost didn't get the role of "Bones"Mc Coy because he was previously known for playing villains, so studio bosses weren't convinced he could play a more heroic role.

So Gene Roddenberry, sent him to get a 35 dollar haircut from a well known hair stylist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things I discovered today.

Chrissie Hynde wrote Don't get me wrong for John MacEnroe.

Elton John wrote Philladelphia freedom for Billie Jean King.

What have you found out today?

Winston

That you like tennis?

I don't like cricket."

You love it?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Things I discovered today.

Chrissie Hynde wrote Don't get me wrong for John MacEnroe.

Elton John wrote Philladelphia freedom for Billie Jean King.

What have you found out today?

Winston

That you like tennis?

I don't like cricket.

You love it?"

I don't like reggae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no….

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"

I don't like cricket."

What about grasshoppers?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

I don't like cricket.

What about grasshoppers?"

I love locusts

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That if you order something 75mm thick someone somewhere will suggest that if it's not in stock they should send you 2x 25mm thick. Where to begin?

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By *yclindaveMan
over a year ago

Leicester

When Macdonalds released the quarter 1/4 pounder in the USA, Wendy's a rival fast food chain tried to fight back with their 1/3 pounder advertising it as more meat.

The 1/3 pounder failed due to the public believing the 1/4 was bigger.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

No matter how many times you tell someone “Don’t click that link!”, they still click it.

I need a damn career change.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"When Macdonalds released the quarter 1/4 pounder in the USA, Wendy's a rival fast food chain tried to fight back with their 1/3 pounder advertising it as more meat.

The 1/3 pounder failed due to the public believing the 1/4 was bigger. "

I can well believe that. Quite a lot of people don't understand fractions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That apparently I’m really fucking inconsiderate for falling asleep last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When Macdonalds released the quarter 1/4 pounder in the USA, Wendy's a rival fast food chain tried to fight back with their 1/3 pounder advertising it as more meat.

The 1/3 pounder failed due to the public believing the 1/4 was bigger. "

Seriously….?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

That the film The Madness of King George was originally titled the Madness of King George The Third but when shown to American preview audiences they said it was a good film and they would have liked to have seen the first two.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"When Macdonalds released the quarter 1/4 pounder in the USA, Wendy's a rival fast food chain tried to fight back with their 1/3 pounder advertising it as more meat.

The 1/3 pounder failed due to the public believing the 1/4 was bigger.

I can well believe that. Quite a lot of people don't understand fractions. "

That's true. I've heard that it's more than 12/5ths of people.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When Macdonalds released the quarter 1/4 pounder in the USA, Wendy's a rival fast food chain tried to fight back with their 1/3 pounder advertising it as more meat.

The 1/3 pounder failed due to the public believing the 1/4 was bigger.

I can well believe that. Quite a lot of people don't understand fractions.

That's true. I've heard that it's more than 12/5ths of people."

I always smile when people cut something in two and offer me the bigger "half".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Competitive Art used to be an Olympic event.

Winston

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

The man who campaigned to get the clocks moved back in the autumn was a builder who liked to play golf after work. He was Chris Martin's (from Coldplay) great great grandfather

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Today I found out that a club sandwich is so called because it is; Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon.

Every day really is a school day!

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"That people don't care how you feel! "

I care

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

When they were first formed in 1940, the Home Guard was seriously under-equipped: one unit received pikes to use and others made up for the meagre weapon supplies that they had with shotguns, rifles and 'souvenirs' that many had brought home from the First World War.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found out that I am working until 6 not 2 like I originally thought

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Today I found out that a club sandwich is so called because it is; Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon.

Every day really is a school day!"

Well I never! I didn't know that.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Today I found out that a club sandwich is so called because it is; Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon.

Every day really is a school day!

Well I never! I didn't know that."

I just told my dad. He is 87 and never knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found out what love bombing is. But I'm still not sure how many men constitute a gangbang. Can you fill me in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today I found out that a club sandwich is so called because it is; Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon.

Every day really is a school day!"

This is also new news.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I discovered today that no one is coming for Christmas dinner! It's just us two and I'm soooooo happy

Vx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I found out what love bombing is. But I'm still not sure how many men constitute a gangbang. Can you fill me in?"

https://g.co/kgs/n7zyp5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every uneven number has an E in the spelling …..

The mind boggles

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The song Pull up to the bumper by Grace Jones is about prostitution

19p cola isn't that great

R

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth


"Today I found out that a club sandwich is so called because it is; Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon.

Every day really is a school day!"

This one is incorrect I'm afraid, but it has been circulating online for a good few years.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I found out what love bombing is. But I'm still not sure how many men constitute a gangbang. Can you fill me in?"

That's what she said

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Anfield was orginally home to Everton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a new iPhone screen costs £90

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

They hate this but true….. the Arsenal shirt badge will always have navy incorporated into it as a thank you to Tottenham for lending them White Hart Lane during WWII

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

That the clouds I saw above my house tonight that looked like waves are actually called Kelvin-Helmholtz clouds.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Apparently. Kangaroo means “I don’t know” as when the first Europeans reached Australia they asked/indicated as to what they called them, that is what the aboriginals said and the name has been that since

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Apparently. Kangaroo means “I don’t know” as when the first Europeans reached Australia they asked/indicated as to what they called them, that is what the aboriginals said and the name has been that since "

Apparently there is a similar story for the Sahara Desert, asked what is that pointing to the Desert the Egyptians responded Sahara meaning desert…. so we called it Desert Desert

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

People think that super glue was developed for the Vietnam war, it wasn’t. It was made by accident by scientists at Kodak, they didn’t have a need for it so they sold the formula to Loctite and the rest is history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you hold your hand up with your thumb raised, the distance from palm/wrist, to the middle finger is the length of a man's penis.

The distance from the tip of the thumb to the middle of the palm is the circumference.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lady Astor to Winston: sir if you were my husband I would poison your tea

Winston to Lady Astor: Madame if I was your husband I’d drink it!

( or words along those lines)

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Shoplifting comes from Egypt.

When the markets were on,thieves used pull up the canvas at the back of the caravans and rob the goods.

Hence,shop lift.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

That’s up until 81/82 women could be refused to be served at the bar in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also found out that some people will be measuring their cock with their hand right now

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Kelloggs made cereal to stop people masturbating.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I really can be persuasive....I managed to get someone to try my homemade soup which they were convinced they'd hate!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue."
only in females

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lady Astor to Winston: sir if you were my husband I would poison your tea

Winston to Lady Astor: Madame if I was your husband I’d drink it!

( or words along those lines) "

I see what you did there.

Winston

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Competitive Art used to be an Olympic event.

Winston"

Poetry was an Olympic sport until 1948.

But I learned that in 2002.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you hold your hand up with your thumb raised, the distance from palm/wrist, to the middle finger is the length of a man's penis.

The distance from the tip of the thumb to the middle of the palm is the circumference."

Apologies to all the men whose penises shrink when I hold my hand up with my thumb raised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I found out that a club sandwich is so called because it is; Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon.

Every day really is a school day!

Well I never! I didn't know that."

Does it though.? Convenient, but maybe not really the origin of the name.

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep


"That people don't care how you feel! "
so true chin up. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kelloggs made cereal to stop people masturbating."

And then they put a cock on the packet?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Kelloggs made cereal to stop people masturbating.

And then they put a cock on the packet? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Known for a while, but some interesting forensics facts.

Your thumb is as long as your nose.

Your foot is the same size as your inner forearm.

All your bones will fit into a small box if placed correctly.

When an aeroplane crashes, you are told to put your head between your legs so that it is easier to identify the body by their dental records (not to kiss your arse goodbye as commonly told )

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