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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So a mate of mine just had a new hip, he was fairly young it was an old military injury anyway he wants to know when he can have sex again ? I’m no physio. So it’s over to you fab. Don’t let him down haha! He’s pretty miffed coz online says 8 weeks. Let’s put the poor bloke out his misery. Anyone had a hip done and got back into the swing of things soon ish? also what positions work best?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think he has to wait for it to settle in and then he's good to go.

Did he ask his surgeon or his GP?

I have met a lot of Fab people with replaced hips, socially, and have been to clubs with some in the past. They were all active and enjoying the mobility.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

He's better off waiting at least 8 weeks after that as long as he takes it easy for a bit he will be grand it is just like new and no pain either which is a massive bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can he just lay there and be ridden?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Think his face is gonna be a good seat for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a mate of mine just had a new hip, he was fairly young it was an old military injury anyway he wants to know when he can have sex again ? I’m no physio. So it’s over to you fab. Don’t let him down haha! He’s pretty miffed coz online says 8 weeks. Let’s put the poor bloke out his misery. Anyone had a hip done and got back into the swing of things soon ish? also what positions work best?

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It's generally preferred if he can wait until he's been discharged from hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a mate of mine just had a new hip, he was fairly young it was an old military injury anyway he wants to know when he can have sex again ? I’m no physio. So it’s over to you fab. Don’t let him down haha! He’s pretty miffed coz online says 8 weeks. Let’s put the poor bloke out his misery. Anyone had a hip done and got back into the swing of things soon ish? also what positions work best?

"

Sparkles you know what you have to do here !!!

Cmon now !!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fleshlight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he can find a willing woman

I think he'll have plenty of time to recover beforehand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should add hes now two weeks post op lol.

He had a really shit time with it he hasn’t been given a physio or anything for advice. I was a nurse but never did trauma and ortho so I had no idea.

Oh and no it’s not me who will be sorting him out haha we’re purely friends.

Thanks fabsters. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So a mate of mine just had a new hip, he was fairly young it was an old military injury anyway he wants to know when he can have sex again ? I’m no physio. So it’s over to you fab. Don’t let him down haha! He’s pretty miffed coz online says 8 weeks. Let’s put the poor bloke out his misery. Anyone had a hip done and got back into the swing of things soon ish? also what positions work best?

Sparkles you know what you have to do here !!!

Cmon now !!!!

"

Oh fuck no. Haha purely friendship with this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surorised he did not get a leaflet on what he can do and cant and for how long and what to watch out for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm surorised he did not get a leaflet on what he can do and cant and for how long and what to watch out for"

You and me both. He’s had a really poor experience. He didn’t even see the surgeon after apparently just got discharged and told it was all on his discharge summary. They seem to be rushing people out the doors lately. He was waiting so long for this. He’s got one of the new ceramic made to measure hip joints too so you’d think they’d want to talk to him but no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a mate of mine just had a new hip, he was fairly young it was an old military injury anyway he wants to know when he can have sex again ? I’m no physio. So it’s over to you fab. Don’t let him down haha! He’s pretty miffed coz online says 8 weeks. Let’s put the poor bloke out his misery. Anyone had a hip done and got back into the swing of things soon ish? also what positions work best?

Sparkles you know what you have to do here !!!

Cmon now !!!!

Oh fuck no. Haha purely friendship with this one. "

He must be fugly is he sparkles??

Your not usually picky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So a mate of mine just had a new hip, he was fairly young it was an old military injury anyway he wants to know when he can have sex again ? I’m no physio. So it’s over to you fab. Don’t let him down haha! He’s pretty miffed coz online says 8 weeks. Let’s put the poor bloke out his misery. Anyone had a hip done and got back into the swing of things soon ish? also what positions work best?

Sparkles you know what you have to do here !!!

Cmon now !!!!

Oh fuck no. Haha purely friendship with this one.

He must be fugly is he sparkles??

Your not usually picky "

Hahahaha no comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's probably not going to want sex for at least 8 weeks.

It takes time to recover, Ash had both his hips replaced before he was 35 and said sex was the last thing on his mind post surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a mate of mine just had a new hip, he was fairly young it was an old military injury anyway he wants to know when he can have sex again ? I’m no physio. So it’s over to you fab. Don’t let him down haha! He’s pretty miffed coz online says 8 weeks. Let’s put the poor bloke out his misery. Anyone had a hip done and got back into the swing of things soon ish? also what positions work best?

Sparkles you know what you have to do here !!!

Cmon now !!!!

Oh fuck no. Haha purely friendship with this one.

He must be fugly is he sparkles??

Your not usually picky

Hahahaha no comment. "

That’s ok I’ll comment for you I know you enough now I feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's probably not going to want sex for at least 8 weeks.

It takes time to recover, Ash had both his hips replaced before he was 35 and said sex was the last thing on his mind post surgery. "

Weirdly he is wanting it already. He’s recovering fairly well. He was on about doing some gym stuff tomorrow I was like noooo! I wonder if it’s mind over matter and that he’s horny but if he tried it would hurt too much he said he’s still taking pain relief so can’t imagine he’d manage a session lol. Men and their dicks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm surorised he did not get a leaflet on what he can do and cant and for how long and what to watch out for

You and me both. He’s had a really poor experience. He didn’t even see the surgeon after apparently just got discharged and told it was all on his discharge summary. They seem to be rushing people out the doors lately. He was waiting so long for this. He’s got one of the new ceramic made to measure hip joints too so you’d think they’d want to talk to him but no "

The titanoum ones are the best came out years ago one of siblings is a specialist in major bones surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's probably not going to want sex for at least 8 weeks.

It takes time to recover, Ash had both his hips replaced before he was 35 and said sex was the last thing on his mind post surgery.

Weirdly he is wanting it already. He’s recovering fairly well. He was on about doing some gym stuff tomorrow I was like noooo! I wonder if it’s mind over matter and that he’s horny but if he tried it would hurt too much he said he’s still taking pain relief so can’t imagine he’d manage a session lol. Men and their dicks! "

Excuse you ???

Women and there clits

Anyway Let us all know how you’s get on don’t go full sparkle on him he’ll be back in the hospital after 2 mins with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's probably not going to want sex for at least 8 weeks.

It takes time to recover, Ash had both his hips replaced before he was 35 and said sex was the last thing on his mind post surgery.

Weirdly he is wanting it already. He’s recovering fairly well. He was on about doing some gym stuff tomorrow I was like noooo! I wonder if it’s mind over matter and that he’s horny but if he tried it would hurt too much he said he’s still taking pain relief so can’t imagine he’d manage a session lol. Men and their dicks!

Excuse you ???

Women and there clits

Anyway Let us all know how you’s get on don’t go full sparkle on him he’ll be back in the hospital after 2 mins with you

"

Hahahahaha. you’re a comedian you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's probably not going to want sex for at least 8 weeks.

It takes time to recover, Ash had both his hips replaced before he was 35 and said sex was the last thing on his mind post surgery.

Weirdly he is wanting it already. He’s recovering fairly well. He was on about doing some gym stuff tomorrow I was like noooo! I wonder if it’s mind over matter and that he’s horny but if he tried it would hurt too much he said he’s still taking pain relief so can’t imagine he’d manage a session lol. Men and their dicks! "

I think you are right and he really needs to rest.

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