FabSwingers.com forum: Television programmes you hate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the Mr. Bean thread...

Which television programmes do you hate?

ALL soap operas

Most 'daytime TV'

Big Brother

Reality TV shows in general

X-Idols Got Talent and similar

Anything with Ant and Dec

Most Monty Python

I also find a Family Guy pretty annoying, and sometimes South Park drives me mental too.

Oh, and Cash In The Attic, Bargain Hunt etc, The Antiques Roadshow and anything religious.

There's not much on television that I like, I am realising. It would have been faster to list what I do like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to say, what do you watch then lol.

I am sticking to Bottom, all time worst thing to b on telly! N those kids programmes on Disney, repeated over n over... With awful voices squeaking on n on!!

I used to dislike the Simpsons, family guy, American dad etc, till I watched some with my man and seen his sides splitting at certain bits. Seeing things from his point of view makes it bearable! At times funny.

As a young adult I quickly became afraid of the grudge and it!!!

Damn those red balloons!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, Bottom is quite horrible and totally shit. Can't stand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky, wow - I love your purple latex? Stockings!! Think I may just have a need to buy some, gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kinky, wow - I love your purple latex? Stockings!! Think I may just have a need to buy some, gorgeous

Yes, latex

Semi-trans mauve latex to be specific. Latex stockings rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate stockings lol... My legs are so long, they are a nightmare n I feel like a fool in them lol. Hold ups gal me, but defo on the shopping surprise list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate stockings lol... My legs are so long, they are a nightmare n I feel like a fool in them lol. Hold ups gal me, but defo on the shopping surprise list

Get them made to measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Harry Hill. I can't bear him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh Reeves and Mortimer. Hate them too.

And anything with Keith Lemon in.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I do get fed up with programmes that shows whats coming up and previews the entire programme before it's even started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following on from the Mr. Bean thread...

Which television programmes do you hate?

ALL soap operas

Most 'daytime TV'

Big Brother

Reality TV shows in general

X-Idols Got Talent and similar

Anything with Ant and Dec

Most Monty Python

I also find a Family Guy pretty annoying, and sometimes South Park drives me mental too.

Oh, and Cash In The Attic, Bargain Hunt etc, The Antiques Roadshow and anything religious.

There's not much on television that I like, I am realising. It would have been faster to list what I do like."

We hate all the same!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate Jeremy Kyle!!

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Eastenders is far and away the worst programme on tv followed by other soaps

Big Brother is another load of crap i worry about the people that watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate Jeremy Kyle!!"

He has a anoyin voice and his holder than though attitude. I wish one of his guest would say "put something on the end of this" as they boot him in the nuts! !!!!!!! .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot abide soaps

Daytime TV

Big Brother

American tv programmes; some of the comedy ones are quite funny but I wouldn't choose to watch them nor any of the police type ones either, find most full of dreadful acting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soap operas.

Big Brother.

Jeremy Kyle or any other similar freak shows.

Some reality/ fly on the wall stuff is interesting but not stuff where the producer has clearly forced the participants to behave in a certain way as 'it'll make good TV'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that is on ITV. Its all dumbed down so that appeals to the widest audience to keep advertisers happy.

Anything where someone is voted off by judges or audience.

All daytime telly.

So I watch probably 3 shows a week once all those are eliminated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X Factor

Eastenders

strictly come dancing

Anything presented by Clare Balding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont "hate" any...

I avoid some by choice... But none of them inspire me to hate...;-)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Eastenders is far and away the worst programme on tv followed by other soaps

Big Brother is another load of crap i worry about the people that watch it "

Don't worry about me. I'm fine.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

dont like things like x factor/britains got talent etc but am kept bang up to date on whats going on thanks to facebook

to be fair the tv is usually just on for background noise lol

i dont watch many current affairs programme which explains how thick i am

anything with Andrew Mars i dont watch

jersey shore/towie/geordie shore/desperate scouse wives/the valleys are abominations of tv!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Carol Vorderman in it.

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Towie. Self obsessed deluded idiots.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. Loose Women

2. Keith Lemon anything.

3. Question of Sport

4. Jeremy Kyle

5. Disney anything

6. Emmerdale

7. Coronation Street.

8. Eastenders

9. Hollyoaks

10.Vampire anything

11.60 minute makeover

12.ANY fugging house improvement prog

13.ANY house buying prog

14.Bargain Hunter etc ALL of those

15.Any dating prog esp the love machine or the bachelor

16.Only way is Essex

17.Scousewives

18.Geordie Shore

19.Horse Racing

20 F1

21 Any sport ( cept boxing n wrestling )

22.Football

23.Rugby

24.Balls of Steel

25.Dirty Sanchez

26.The other thing like Dirty Sanchez

27.The Biggest Loser

28.The Cube

29 Million Pound Drop

30 The Box thing with Noel fucking Edmonds what's it called ? No Deal

31 Anything about Irish Travellers

32 Any Modelling Programme

33.ANY of those period dramas like Downton Fucking Abbey

34. Come Dancing

35. Come Dine with me

36 Four in a Bed

37 Family fucking Fortunes

38 Vicar of Dibley

39 Miranda

40 Top Gear

I need to go n check on my roast......stopping there ....

SATURDAY FUGGING KITCHEN !

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Anything with Harry Hill.

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

dr who and just sci-fi in general

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By *orny Biker 69Man
over a year ago

Greenford

Reality TV of ANY sort, and any type of soap opera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Towie. Self obsessed deluded idiots. "

I totally agree and i live in Essex

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Towie. Self obsessed deluded idiots. "

I often feel that way about a number of forum threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Brother and american soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Loose Women

2. Keith Lemon anything.

3. Question of Sport

4. Jeremy Kyle

5. Disney anything

6. Emmerdale

7. Coronation Street.

8. Eastenders

9. Hollyoaks

10.Vampire anything

11.60 minute makeover

12.ANY fugging house improvement prog

13.ANY house buying prog

14.Bargain Hunter etc ALL of those

15.Any dating prog esp the love machine or the bachelor

16.Only way is Essex

17.Scousewives

18.Geordie Shore

19.Horse Racing

20 F1

21 Any sport ( cept boxing n wrestling )

22.Football

23.Rugby

24.Balls of Steel

25.Dirty Sanchez

26.The other thing like Dirty Sanchez

27.The Biggest Loser

28.The Cube

29 Million Pound Drop

30 The Box thing with Noel fucking Edmonds what's it called ? No Deal

31 Anything about Irish Travellers

32 Any Modelling Programme

33.ANY of those period dramas like Downton Fucking Abbey

34. Come Dancing

35. Come Dine with me

36 Four in a Bed

37 Family fucking Fortunes

38 Vicar of Dibley

39 Miranda

40 Top Gear

I need to go n check on my roast......stopping there ....

SATURDAY FUGGING KITCHEN !"

Hope you have a big dvd collection?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Haters ! The lot of ya

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No. I work, go out, read, keep house, shop , iron, wash, shag, watch films on cable, bake , visit relatives , take weeks away, entertain now n then ..... uhmmmmmmm that's about it really apart from writing which is what I am employed for mainly

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By *--Cinders---Couple
over a year ago

a place near Blackpool

dislike keith lemon and wont watch him and i hate the go compare adverts..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I agree with Granny I think - there is sooo much more to do than watching TV. I dont hate TV as such, I just dont like making it a central point of my day to day life. But then I do accept that for anybody who is disabled, tied to the house for whatever reason or living in remote areas... it is a good source on entertainment.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And use here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for Tpb. Download lots from U.S as British tv has gone downhill since cutbacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything "reality" or "celebrity".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex Shite, Geordie shite, basically any of these new tv shows that show just what complete fuckwits are living here.

Never watched any of them but think if ever there was a good argument for euthanasia then surely these oxygen thieves should be top of the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cookery programes

come dancing

who do you think you are

dragons den

downton abbey

quiz shows

midsummer murders

sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I agree with a lot of Granny's list.

Some of the programmes listed here I've never heard of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Loose Women

2. Keith Lemon anything.

3. Question of Sport

4. Jeremy Kyle

5. Disney anything

6. Emmerdale

7. Coronation Street.

8. Eastenders

9. Hollyoaks

10.Vampire anything

11.60 minute makeover

12.ANY fugging house improvement prog

13.ANY house buying prog

14.Bargain Hunter etc ALL of those

15.Any dating prog esp the love machine or the bachelor

16.Only way is Essex

17.Scousewives

18.Geordie Shore

19.Horse Racing

20 F1

21 Any sport ( cept boxing n wrestling )

22.Football

23.Rugby

24.Balls of Steel

25.Dirty Sanchez

26.The other thing like Dirty Sanchez

27.The Biggest Loser

28.The Cube

29 Million Pound Drop

30 The Box thing with Noel fucking Edmonds what's it called ? No Deal

31 Anything about Irish Travellers

32 Any Modelling Programme

33.ANY of those period dramas like Downton Fucking Abbey

34. Come Dancing

35. Come Dine with me

36 Four in a Bed

37 Family fucking Fortunes

38 Vicar of Dibley

39 Miranda

40 Top Gear

I need to go n check on my roast......stopping there ....

SATURDAY FUGGING KITCHEN !

Hope you have a big dvd collection?

What? No 'Made in Chelsea'????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind this morning as I was on it a year or so back making a tit of myself lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Dull-Town Abbey and the like... I have never watched any of those period drama things.... well I tell a bit of a fib there.... I have seen one of my mates with PMT, that's a period drama!

Woooo could do a thread about that.

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