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I don't believe it either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently there are some women out there who have never measured the booty size!

I am here to offer my humble services and help you ladies get the correct measurement down to inch, my hands are warm and tape measure is ready

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Nice try

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Your arms wouldn’t stretch that wide . Need 2 of ya!

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Such a selfless bunch we have here on fab it warms my heart that people like you will offer their time and effort to help out.

I am assuming boob weighing is also on offer . Feel free to add obvious punch line yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

This thread has won Monday morning so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your arms wouldn’t stretch that wide . Need 2 of ya!"

I'll be the other pair of arms

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about saucepan lids to measure each cheek?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I happen to know that when seated, my arse is just shy of 18" wide. That's how wide my wheelchair seat is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your arms wouldn’t stretch that wide . Need 2 of ya!"

Believe me, if there is a booty, there is a way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I happen to know that when seated, my arse is just shy of 18" wide. That's how wide my wheelchair seat is "

That's just the width, we're talking circumference here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your arms wouldn’t stretch that wide . Need 2 of ya!"

I'll help OP

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I happen to know that when seated, my arse is just shy of 18" wide. That's how wide my wheelchair seat is

That's just the width, we're talking circumference here "

That I have not measured. Knock yourself out, OP *sticks out arse*

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Let's just say mine is big enough that when I walk backwards I beep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's just say mine is big enough that when I walk backwards I beep "

Can reverse into me anytime

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