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"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one. Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "I haven’t. Only time a tape measure has been near it was about 20 years ago when the Italian pulled one from her bag as she wanted to check and tell her friends. I miss her! | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit "A few put them next to toblerones but they actually do those in the mini sweet bags now so it can be deceiving | |||
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"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one. Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it
I haven’t. Only time a tape measure has been near it was about 20 years ago when the Italian pulled one from her bag as she wanted to check and tell her friends. I miss her! "Hahaha. I like her  | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
A few put them next to toblerones but they actually do those in the mini sweet bags now so it can be deceiving " I am a noob to this, Nora. But I'd be more likely to munch the choc if there was a choice | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
A few put them next to toblerones but they actually do those in the mini sweet bags now so it can be deceiving
I am a noob to this, Nora. But I'd be more likely to munch the choc if there was a choice " . With ya there!! | |||
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"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help "I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service. | |||
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"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help
I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service. "I'm full mast during edging so be prepared to put a workout in  | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit "The Christmas cracker tape measure of course | |||
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"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help
I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service. "Need an assistant? | |||
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"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one. Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "Of course!!! Mine is very very impressive btw 
An inch is ten millimetres right? | |||
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"I used a fun size Mars bar " You can't say that when you have a picture of a donkey schlong on your profile dude | |||
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"Ladies I need unbiased help with measuring my wang, please help
I’m thinking Nora’s fab measuring service.
Need an assistant? "Yes! We’d have so much fun | |||
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"I used a fun size Mars bar " Flippin ek! you must have measured that monster! | |||
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Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x " How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs"And did you stack up? | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit "The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs"I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy "Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right! | |||
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"I used a fun size Mars bar Flippin ek! you must have measured that monster!"I had to use more than one Mars bar in the end | |||
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"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve? Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny?" Maybe I’m just too curious .
I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch | |||
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"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve? Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny? Maybe I’m just too curious .
I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch "Oh god imagine if you pressed that red button by accident!  | |||
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"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve? Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny? Maybe I’m just too curious .
I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch "Measure someones dick and mark it up like a ruler, see how much you can take  | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
And did you stack up? "Ha im happy with what I have
You don't want to have too big a dick either though, I once heard that if it gets to 12 inches it becomes a foot | |||
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"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it "I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course | |||
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"Why would you measure it? What purpose does it serve? Have you measured the internal depth of your fanny? Maybe I’m just too curious .
I only have a bendy tape measure. Didn’t work. And the metal one might scratch
Measure someones dick and mark it up like a ruler, see how much you can take "Haha. Yes! Ruler and marker pen at the ready | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy
Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!"He does. But with Jess  Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy
Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!"I meant the bit between his ears 
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy
Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!
He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x"Mrs Goggins was always happy to see him | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy
Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!
He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x"Get out!! Now!! | |||
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"I measure in mm’s as it sounds bigger!" Peanut or original? | |||
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"I measure in mm’s as it sounds bigger! Peanut or original? " | |||
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"I measure in mm’s as it sounds bigger! Peanut or original? " I get quite a few mmms with mine | |||
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"Every mans measured it!" Course they have. Those who say they haven’t need to measure their noses! | |||
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"I have mine and at 6” I think it’s a very handsome little cock with a nice girth let me know what you think" This isn’t a rate my cock thread | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy
Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!
He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x
Get out!! Now!! "I didn’t make the vid 
I’m staying … I want to see the felt tip measurements pic when one of these lot does one x | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh "Eh? | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy
Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!
He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x
Mrs Goggins was always happy to see him " | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
I always wondered if Postman Pat's wife was happy
Ewwww stop! Postman Pat didn’t do things with his willy. That’s not right!
He does. But with Jess Saw a vid once. Couldn’t ever look at him the same again x
Get out!! Now!!
I didn’t make the vid
I’m staying … I want to see the felt tip measurements pic when one of these lot does one x" someone needs to! | |||
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"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it
I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course "I say nothing Nora | |||
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"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it
I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course
I say nothing Nora "And this is why we’re friends | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh
Eh? "I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not | |||
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"Admittedly I have but only the once as it ain't gonna change is it
I think it can as you get older can’t it? Or maybe it just doesn’t go as hard hence affecting the measurements. I mean I’m no expert of course
I say nothing Nora
And this is why we’re friends "Haha exactly | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh
Eh?
I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not "Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh
Eh?
I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not
Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads "Too early for that comedy dying!!! | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh
Eh?
I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not
Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads "We aren’t that old yet, good old fashioned tenner | |||
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"I can’t actually even remember measuring it or it being measured. It’s something I can never change about myself so it’s never really bothered me. If it bothers you that much OP I will find someone to measure it for me "Hmmmm I wonder who | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh
Eh?
I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not "We all have thst favourite go to vibe ? Then wrap a tenner around it, see how it measure up then you have your compare. Not my idea but it did give me an idea / comparison st the time…. an eye watering one | |||
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"I have mine and at 6” I think it’s a very handsome little cock with a nice girth let me know what you think This isn’t a rate my cock thread "Sorry Nora I’ll fuck off then | |||
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"I can’t actually even remember measuring it or it being measured. It’s something I can never change about myself so it’s never really bothered me. If it bothers you that much OP I will find someone to measure it for me
Hmmmm I wonder who "I wonder too | |||
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"But what did they measure it with? That's the interesting bit
The tenner test gets length and girth - not my idea but it did make me laugh
Eh?
I wondered that … had little thought of it used to wrap the willy to see if it had gaps … or not
Does she mean a ten pound note or one of those sanitary pads
Too early for that comedy dying!!!"Thanks for clearing that up I was just in the phone to go compare. | |||
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"I think the last time I did was about fifteen years ago. I can't say it's part of a monthly check
LvM"It might have shrunk since then - advocate a remeasure at least biannually | |||
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"I think the last time I did was about fifteen years ago. I can't say it's part of a monthly check
LvM
It might have shrunk since then - advocate a remeasure at least biannually " Why would you say that?
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"I think the last time I did was about fifteen years ago. I can't say it's part of a monthly check
LvM
It might have shrunk since then - advocate a remeasure at least biannually
Why would you say that?
LvM"Because it amused my snot-addled brain this morning #sorrynotsorry | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying" Clarks will be overrun with men this aft | |||
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"I have mine and at 6” I think it’s a very handsome little cock with a nice girth let me know what you think This isn’t a rate my cock thread
Sorry Nora I’ll fuck off then"Haha please don’t | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying Clarks will be overrun with men this aft " . Too funny! | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "Thats cos of ur bras we don't measure our cocks cos of our pants lol x | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs
Thats cos of ur bras we don't measure our cocks cos of our pants lol x "Fair point | |||
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"I thought that the only calibrated way to measure your dick was with a can of right guard?" Yes but they come travel sized now so guys get sneaky!! | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "Dipstick, selection different diameter pipe? I don't know the internationally accepted standard for cock measuring, ie, where from and to, hard or floppy or both? | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying" I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "I hold an M&S Bra Fitters Badge.. | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet " Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs
I hold an M&S Bra Fitters Badge.. "Yes, they add 4" to everything too. Fab measurements | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure" But each is totally different so not accurate either | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure But each is totally different so not accurate either "Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh "We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure But each is totally different so not accurate either
Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time "Spot on, if both are happy who cares about the measurements | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting "Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!! | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!! "Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure But each is totally different so not accurate either
Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time
Spot on, if both are happy who cares about the measurements "Wanna measure mine then | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!
Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure "Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks | |||
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"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one. Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it " and if they didn’t, I always have a seamstress tape in my handbag. Liars will be caught … so don’t come and say you got a 9” when it’s probably a 7” at best | |||
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" I’ve also never measured; ... The diameter of my anus, ... Have you OP? "I have, in order to know what font size for the "W"s on each cheek | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!
Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure
Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks "Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking? | |||
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If a woman was picking me solely on the length of my cock then I’d rather not meet them.
C is happy with it and that’s all that matters
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!
Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure
Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks
Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking? "Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw | |||
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"Never have but I'd say I'm about 7 give or take a few inches "A few inches?! That's about as accurate as people saying they're in "the Midlands" | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying I’m surprised no one has developed a scanning app as yet Always found a mouth or pussy to be the best measure But each is totally different so not accurate either
Surely it only matters to the one you are with at the time
Spot on, if both are happy who cares about the measurements
Wanna measure mine then"I did you was bigger than my 10" dildo lol | |||
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"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one. Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "Nope never | |||
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"Never have but I'd say I'm about 7 give or take a few inches " best answer | |||
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"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one. Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "You’re probably right, I think my tape measure is broken or tells fibs  | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs "The fab 'standard' measure is the Sky remote. How much can you take? | |||
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"Never measured mine ...no point it won't change wot iv got .2 inch or 10 inch ...do women measure their lady bits lol x How you supposed to measure lady bits! We measure our boobs
The fab 'standard' measure is the Sky remote. How much can you take?"I have virgin | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!
Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure
Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks
Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?
Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw " were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli) | |||
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"I said this in another thread, until someone comes up with a device like in a shoe shops to make consistent measurements from the same starting point, there’s no point even trying" So far suggested measuring devices have been: Ten pound note, right guard (not travel!), mini Mars bar , sky remote, Christmas cracker tape measure and ruler.
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!
Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure
Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks
Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?
Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw
were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli)"It was abs..... | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!
Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure
Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks
Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?
Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw
were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli)
It was abs..... "Oh. Well. Also delicious | |||
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"Of course we all have! Don't think I'd done so since I was a teen until I recently seen something about average sizes in the Eastern and western world and wanted to see how I stacked up out of curiosity
Ultimately you have what you have tho and you need a bit between the ears to go with the bit between the legs
And did you stack up?
Ha im happy with what I have
You don't want to have too big a dick either though, I once heard that if it gets to 12 inches it becomes a foot " | |||
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"I think a lot of guys just guess, and as usual over estimate. " They call it a guesstimate | |||
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"I think a lot of guys just guess, and as usual over estimate. They call it a guesstimate " Which is usually pretty far off the actual. | |||
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"Nora! I need to join the measuring team! Posh
We can get a camper van and tour the country and be an official service. Get fab to put a special bit on where we can officially give true measurements. Then everyone can search the username and know exactly what they’re getting
Perfect!! Oooh. And then go international!!
Haha. I can start that tomorrow! I’ll pack my tape measure
Woo hoo! I'm gonna start in a couple of weeks
Wow this has taken off! Are you trademarking?
Obviously! I let Nora do the brain stuff though, mine got melted by photos I saw
were you dickstracted (my word of the week stolen from Meli)
It was abs.....
Oh. Well. Also delicious "Oh hell yes | |||
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"For one minute that every man hasn’t measured his wang. First thing I’d do if I had one. Soooo many say they haven’t. Nah not having it "I’d bet that there is always one that has not. But prob not the types that are not fest like this place. | |||
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"I'm guilty of measuring and always happy to provide proof of the result. I stand by the fact I am 84 baked beans in length "Would that be Heinz beans or Branston beans? | |||
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"I haven’t for two reasons: I can’t change it Size doesn’t matter….. apparently If someone asks how bigs is it I normally just ask if they want to see it "How big is it? | |||
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"I haven’t for two reasons: I can’t change it Size doesn’t matter….. apparently If someone asks how bigs is it I normally just ask if they want to see it
How big is it? "Do you want to see it? | |||
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