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How do you stop it squirting everywhere?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A the male of the household I take on the duties of cooking Sunday dinner.

This has two benefits, it gains me a few brownie points for an hour or so and two there is something eatable on the dining table.

However, there is a problem, how do you stop the dammed ricer squirting potato everywhere?

Am I doing too fast?

Need more control?

I’m at a loss here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a masher

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you aiming it in the right direction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont use a ricer, time to break out the manly power tools, maybe invent a sds masher attachment

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Potatoes to watery?

Pushing down to fast? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think female squirt isn't piss…

Then Urine for a big surprise

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

You need to be gentle but firm.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

According to a recent thread if you don't make it squirt twice then you ain't doing it right.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Use smash

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was almost 36 years old when I learned that not everyone uses a masher to mash potatoes

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Are you aiming it in the right direction?

"

Oh I aim right, it has a mind of its own.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"You need to be gentle but firm."

Ha ha, isn’t that a maxim for life?

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Place potatoes on a thin cutting board and then take the cutting board outside

Place on the ground in front of car wheel and drive the car slowly over the potatoes

You can thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A the male of the household I take on the duties of cooking Sunday dinner.

This has two benefits, it gains me a few brownie points for an hour or so and two there is something eatable on the dining table.

However, there is a problem, how do you stop the dammed ricer squirting potato everywhere?

Am I doing too fast?

Need more control?

I’m at a loss here. "

Ricer? Flashy!

Just do it the old fashioned way like the rest of us.

Plus, chicks dig a guy who knows his way around a potato masher. At least, that's what I heard.

Smoothest mash in the South West, right here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a deep sided vessel to plunge it into, to catch the squirts

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Place potatoes on a thin cutting board and then take the cutting board outside

Place on the ground in front of car wheel and drive the car slowly over the potatoes

You can thank me later"

Prefer to use my tool.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Let them steam dry a bit longer they should be a bit dryer before they go in the ricer.

Then rehydrate with butter and warm milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let them steam dry a bit longer they should be a bit dryer before they go in the ricer.

Then rehydrate with butter and warm milk. "

Does that work on just potatoes or women aswell. I would like rehydrating with butter and warm milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to a recent thread if you don't make it squirt twice then you ain't doing it right. "

This is going to live on for a long time yet

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Let them steam dry a bit longer they should be a bit dryer before they go in the ricer.

Then rehydrate with butter and warm milk.

Does that work on just potatoes or women aswell. I would like rehydrating with butter and warm milk "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you aiming it in the right direction?

Oh I aim right, it has a mind of its own."

I have heard that before. Maybe try sitting down.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Stick with a hand masher. The old ways are often the best.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

It’s Sunday dinner, throw the ricer away and roast the potatoes.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Are you aiming it in the right direction?

Oh I aim right, it has a mind of its own.

I have heard that before. Maybe try sitting down.

"

No way, you can’t get the correct leverage say down.

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"A the male of the household I take on the duties of cooking Sunday dinner.

This has two benefits, it gains me a few brownie points for an hour or so and two there is something eatable on the dining table.

However, there is a problem, how do you stop the dammed ricer squirting potato everywhere?

Am I doing too fast?

Need more control?

I’m at a loss here. "

Who has mash with the Sunday roast? roast it all potatoes included we just had roast pork with roasties

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere


"It’s Sunday dinner, throw the ricer away and roast the potatoes. "

Exactly what i was going to say - mash has no place on a roast dinner. Roasties are by far the best potato ever lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Let them steam dry a bit longer they should be a bit dryer before they go in the ricer.

Then rehydrate with butter and warm milk.

Does that work on just potatoes or women aswell. I would like rehydrating with butter and warm milk "

Other fluids are available.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Are you aiming it in the right direction?

Oh I aim right, it has a mind of its own.

I have heard that before. Maybe try sitting down.

No way, you can’t get the correct leverage say down."

Should be sat.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

sqeezing too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow steady pressure when ricing. If you squeeze suddenly it will just blast everywhere.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"You need a deep sided vessel to plunge it into, to catch the squirts"

Mmm that’s a thought, a rather nice thought actually.

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