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Animal catchphrases

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Dog tired

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Dog tired "

Pig sick

Raining cats & dogs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Tight as a gnat's chuff!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

One trick pony

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lying toad.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Hold your horses, have a whale of a time, weasel out of something

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Hair of the dog

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The lions share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky monkey

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Snake eyes

Snake hips

Trout pout

Crocodile tears

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Dogs danglies

Cats whiskers

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Mutts nuts

Dogs danglies

Dogs bollocks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Weasel out of something

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Running around like a headless chicken

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Eyes like a shit house rat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The Elephant In the room

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Having a whale of a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee's knee's

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Running around like a headless chicken"

Up you like a ferret...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a deer in the headlights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got the lions share

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Like a dog with two dicks

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By *dbtmTV/TS
over a year ago

Petersfield


"Mutts nuts

Dogs danglies

Dogs bollocks "

The canines kahoonas

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Wetter than an otter's pocket

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"Mutts nuts

Dogs danglies

Dogs bollocks

The canines kahoonas"

that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell a Rat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Catch a mouse

Quite as a mouse

Slow Turkle

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Wild goose chase

Let sleeping dogs lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiet as a mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the cat out of the bag

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Ants in yer pants

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

As fast as a

Leopard

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

As slow as a

worm

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"As fast as a

Leopard "

Cheetah?

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Red herring

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Snail’s pace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a Bear with a sore head

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thumper the

Kangeroo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"As fast as a

Leopard

Cheetah?"

Leopard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let sleeping dogs lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bull in a China shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t hurt a fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a fish out of water

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Scardey cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off your horse and stick your hands up your bum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Get off your horse and stick your hands up your bum"

Never heard that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog tired "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One-trick pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That really gets my goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moister than an oyster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red herring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild goose chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get off your horse and stick your hands up your bum"

and drink your milk

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Rat up a drainpipe

Bird in hand

Birds of a feather

D*unk as a skunk

Rat arsed

Black cat in a cellar

Pink elephants

Dogs breakfast

Tits on a fish

Bald as a coot

Rough as a badger’s arse

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Pissed as a newt

Barking mad

Sang like a canary

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Up and down like a dog at a fair

Ins and outs of a cat's arse

Weak as a kitten

Mad as a snake

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up and down like a dog at a fair

Ins and outs of a cat's arse

Weak as a kitten

Mad as a snake

"

There's no flies on you.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Get off your horse and stick your hands up your bum"

I thought this was animal themed catchphrases, not your most successful chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camel toe

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

To clam up

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