FabSwingers.com forum: It is gross but I love it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gross content below. Do not read beyond this point if you are easily disgusted. Potentially revolting and I do not take responsibility for the comments..

It is gross but i love... removing build up of dead skin from feet with that torture contraption resembling a parmesan grater

The satisfaction of getting as much as possible off.. the flakes falling and theI reveal of the nice smooth skin under.. is grossly satisfying.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

That is grim but up there with one of the most satisfying things ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's enough internet for me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep that's gross but if you every want another pair of feet??!

Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is grim but up there with one of the most satisfying things ever"

Haha I kept worse for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's enough internet for me today

It came with the warning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep that's gross but if you every want another pair of feet??!

Just saying!

I lost you there. Grate my mind again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on then.. tell me about your gross but satisfying activities..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love watching Dr Pimple popper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezing spots, and picking scabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love watching Dr Pimple popper

Blackheads or just general spots? I love a good blackhead squeeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Squeezing spots, and picking scabs "

I used to pick my cousins one when we were asleep.. or they were engrossed into a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squeezing spots, and picking scabs "

Mrs loves squeezing spots. The bigger and more disgusting the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And pulling ingrown hairs out with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And pulling ingrown hairs out with tweezers

Ooh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And pulling ingrown hairs out with tweezers

Ooh yes

Vile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And pulling ingrown hairs out with tweezers

Uh oh! They can get pretty long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And pulling ingrown hairs out with tweezers

Uh oh! They can get pretty long. "

I swear if I shaved my beard I’d just have holes in my face where she’s attacked me with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And pulling ingrown hairs out with tweezers

Ooh yes

Vile

Yes, but oh so satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And pulling ingrown hairs out with tweezers

Ooh yes

Vile

Yes, but oh so satisfying

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Scr*ping out gunge from under my nails if I’ve been working in the garden or on the rare occasions I bother with my car.

Getting the nail brush on them after to get them fully clean. Nice.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"That is grim but up there with one of the most satisfying things ever

Haha I kept worse for later

I do something much worse but I’m not sure that the general public are ready for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sporn has a special place in my heart, as well as ear wax removal and ingrowing hairs

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I love those foot peel masks where a couple of days later I shed my skin like a snake.

It's just so satisfying. Disgusting, but satisfying. There's a good reason I live alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep that's gross but if you every want another pair of feet??!

Just saying!

I lost you there. Grate my mind again. "

I love having my feet played with and I don't think it's that gross really! Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love those foot peel masks where a couple of days later I shed my skin like a snake.

It's just so satisfying. Disgusting, but satisfying. There's a good reason I live alone."

Oh aren't they just ! I was disappointed when mine didn't peel as vast as it would in some of the yt videos !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep that's gross but if you every want another pair of feet??!

Just saying!

I lost you there. Grate my mind again.

I love having my feet played with and I don't think it's that gross really! Each to their own "

Ah alright. Thanks for explaining

my description probably sounds gross to many hence the warning.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ingrowing hair removal with tweezers!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Craddle cap on babies. You aren't supposed to pick it but everytime I see newborn with it I sooo want to.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Blackheads behind the ears. So want to squeeze them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blackheads behind the ears. So want to squeeze them"

I've never got my hands on one. I'm missing out I feel!

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By *oubleCookieeWoman
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Come on then.. tell me about your gross but satisfying activities..

When you’ve been containing it for a while and you eventually get the chance to successfully lay it to rest (fallen hero aka number 2). I swear there’s a bit of orgasm too when successfully done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on then.. tell me about your gross but satisfying activities..

When you’ve been containing it for a while and you eventually get the chance to successfully lay it to rest (fallen hero aka number 2). I swear there’s a bit of orgasm too when successfully done

I did not expect that when I started reading..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a poop when you’re desperate

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

I’ve got a blackhead just under my jawline on the left side. If I leave it for a few months it fills up and I can squeeze it. Always pops out and it always fucking stinks. So satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love watching Dr Pimple popper

Blackheads or just general spots? I love a good blackhead squeeze

All of em... Even the lumps that people have had for years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love all of this.

Pimple popping

Ear wax removal

Blackhead removal

I love a good ingrown hair too

We’re gross.

I reckon it links back to our ape days. You always see them grooming and picking at eachother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love all of this.

Pimple popping

Ear wax removal

Blackhead removal

I love a good ingrown hair too

We’re gross.

I reckon it links back to our ape days. You always see them grooming and picking at eachother. "

Haha I am loving this observation! Yes.. i suppose it could be a bit of a comfort/care measure. If you are really close to someone boundaries do change eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some dry skin on my heels. I used my orbital sander to get rid of it. Man solution!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Love all of this.

Pimple popping

Ear wax removal

Blackhead removal

I love a good ingrown hair too

We’re gross.

I reckon it links back to our ape days. You always see them grooming and picking at eachother. "

And throwing poop too, but maybe we should draw the line at that one!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I was warned......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earwax removal videos on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had some dry skin on my heels. I used my orbital sander to get rid of it. Man solution!

Haha inventive. Needs must !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love all of this.

Pimple popping

Ear wax removal

Blackhead removal

I love a good ingrown hair too

We’re gross.

I reckon it links back to our ape days. You always see them grooming and picking at eachother.

And throwing poop too, but maybe we should draw the line at that one! "

Yeah I'll reserve that for the apocalypse then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Earwax removal videos on YouTube. "

With those candles or wax?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gross but I love plucking hairs off myself!!

Better still having a female do it, I do agree it's a primeval thing of grooming

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I adore plucking hairs on myself, love the pain and the visualisation of the removal, I used to pull out my eyelashes when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I adore plucking hairs on myself, love the pain and the visualisation of the removal, I used to pull out my eyelashes when I was younger

Oh no! Not the eyelashes! But yes .. centuries ago I would love having a go at myself with a tweezer. The repetitiveness of it was quite soothing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was warned......

You were. But you couldn't resist could you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cleaning ears. My own are always clean though, so I prefer doing other people's neglected ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like cleaning ears. My own are always clean though, so I prefer doing other people's neglected ones

Same! I hate sight of yellow bits in people's ears... just want to jump them heh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my own ear syringing machine, and I use it from time to time very lightly to clean my ears. Feels great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a grim satisfaction from pulling hair out through the shower plug hole

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

This post is hilarious

OK... I like peeling people when they peel after a sun burn

when you get a good long piece and the noise....

Yep I've just ruined our chance of ever meeting again haven't I? Hahahahahaha sorry hubs!! X p. S he won't let me peel him

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I like cleaning ears. My own are always clean though, so I prefer doing other people's neglected ones

Same here. I know it’s really bad but I get some kind of satisfaction out of sticking a cotton bud in the kids ears and it coming out really dirty. I am careful though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This post is hilarious

OK... I like peeling people when they peel after a sun burn

when you get a good long piece and the noise....

Yep I've just ruined our chance of ever meeting again haven't I? Hahahahahaha sorry hubs!! X p. S he won't let me peel him

x "

Thanks.

If they aren't comfortable with imperfect moments of our bodies I Dont want to meet them anyway;-) I'm so glad you brought that one up. Being pretty pale the sunburnt happens to me easily ...ouch but.. the amazing feeling of those bubbles almost bursting and then rubbing that skin off.. argggh. Love it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I was warned......

You were. But you couldn't resist could you? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I love to pick spots, mine or others.

And ear wax candles are so satisfying too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like cleaning ears. My own are always clean though, so I prefer doing other people's neglected ones

Same here. I know it’s really bad but I get some kind of satisfaction out of sticking a cotton bud in the kids ears and it coming out really dirty. I am careful though.

Kx"

It doesn't stop me either.

I'd love to experience those ear candles.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"This post is hilarious

OK... I like peeling people when they peel after a sun burn

when you get a good long piece and the noise....

Yep I've just ruined our chance of ever meeting again haven't I? Hahahahahaha sorry hubs!! X p. S he won't let me peel him

Thanks.

So glad I'm definitely alone

x and now I have evidence I'm not alone so hubs can stop Thinking I'm the only weird one hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This post is hilarious

OK... I like peeling people when they peel after a sun burn

when you get a good long piece and the noise....

Yep I've just ruined our chance of ever meeting again haven't I? Hahahahahaha sorry hubs!! X p. S he won't let me peel him

Thanks.

So glad I'm definitely alone

x and now I have evidence I'm not alone so hubs can stop Thinking I'm the only weird one hahaha x "

There is more of us.. I know that! Screenshot it and keep till Summer or next holidays;-) he won't be able to wriggle out from under your picky fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to come round for spag bol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love to pick spots, mine or others.

And ear wax candles are so satisfying too.

Did you do candles on Lorenzo? Is it possible to do it on yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remind me never to come round for spag bol!

Hahahhaha

It's very much separate and they do not share the same drawer. Don't worry.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I love to pick spots, mine or others.

And ear wax candles are so satisfying too.

Did you do candles on Lorenzo? Is it possible to do it on yourself?

It's better to have someone spotting you as there is actual flame involved and you would not want to get your hair of fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love to pick spots, mine or others.

And ear wax candles are so satisfying too.

Did you do candles on Lorenzo? Is it possible to do it on yourself?

It's better to have someone spotting you as there is actual flame involved and you would not want to get your hair of fire

Errr no I like my hair..

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"This post is hilarious

OK... I like peeling people when they peel after a sun burn

when you get a good long piece and the noise....

Yep I've just ruined our chance of ever meeting again haven't I? Hahahahahaha sorry hubs!! X p. S he won't let me peel him

x "

I love the soft crackle sound as someone peels my sun burn... Who can get the biggest single piece off...

Apologies, I'm mingling I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasal hair plucking

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Split ends. So satisfying. I’ve been known to split them when I’m sitting behind my friend in the car. She doesn’t mind really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Split ends. So satisfying. I’ve been known to split them when I’m sitting behind my friend in the car. She doesn’t mind really

I had awful split ends in my early teens. Loved trying to make it split as long as possible..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When shaving a few days stubble off, admiring the residue of hair and shaving soap left stuck to the side of the wash basin once the plug has been pulled out.

And scooping dirt and general filth out from underneath fingernails is also joyous.

And has anyone mentioned finding large bogies yet?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Split ends. So satisfying. I’ve been known to split them when I’m sitting behind my friend in the car. She doesn’t mind really

I had awful split ends in my early teens. Loved trying to make it split as long as possible..

My last husband had long hair. I used to do him all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nasal hair plucking"

I cannot watch that. I tried looking at video of Nasal hair being waxed off and that one thing I cannot comprehend!

It looked like some coral reef creature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When shaving a few days stubble off, admiring the residue of hair and shaving soap left stuck to the side of the wash basin once the plug has been pulled out.

And scooping dirt and general filth out from underneath fingernails is also joyous.

All of this but I suspect its a bloke thing....

And has anyone mentioned finding large bogies yet? "

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"This post is hilarious

OK... I like peeling people when they peel after a sun burn

when you get a good long piece and the noise....

Yep I've just ruined our chance of ever meeting again haven't I? Hahahahahaha sorry hubs!! X p. S he won't let me peel him

I love the soft crackle sound as someone peels my sun burn... Who can get the biggest single piece off...

Apologies, I'm mingling I know

That's it a crackle sound, I couldn't find the words to describe it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post is hilarious

OK... I like peeling people when they peel after a sun burn

when you get a good long piece and the noise....

Yep I've just ruined our chance of ever meeting again haven't I? Hahahahahaha sorry hubs!! X p. S he won't let me peel him

I love the soft crackle sound as someone peels my sun burn... Who can get the biggest single piece off...

Apologies, I'm mingling I know

That's it a crackle sound, I couldn't find the words to describe it lol

It does t count unless you roll it into a ball and flick it at someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I’ve been for a poo I always have a peek to see how big it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is grim but up there with one of the most satisfying things ever"

Have you ever tried the teatree foot bag things? They are amazing!! I was peeling skin off my feet for weeks!

Parker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When shaving a few days stubble off, admiring the residue of hair and shaving soap left stuck to the side of the wash basin once the plug has been pulled out.

And scooping dirt and general filth out from underneath fingernails is also joyous.

And has anyone mentioned finding large bogies yet? "

At the risk of making it onto more block lists than hot lists, yeh, big bogies. Especially after doing sanding or something and you can feel the little begger flapping about. Also checking the tissue after blowing your nose and peeing the bit of poo on the side if the pan off.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A number of years ago I broke my fibula and had a pot from just below my knee to just before my toes. When I finally was pot free, I managed to pick a quarter inch depth of dead skin off my heel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does no-one partake of the head buffet? Plenty of crusty eye sleep, bogies and earwax. No one need starve nowadays!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does no-one partake of the head buffet? Plenty of crusty eye sleep, bogies and earwax. No one need starve nowadays! "

Head buffet...

My first laugh of the day!

And yes to crusty eyes

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