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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys "

You make me laugh

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sorry I went quiet and didn’t reply, I was actually in a relationship, but now I’m single get.in.the.bin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry, I've been busy

Yeah but you are also logging into Fab.

Everyone's busy but you find the time if it's someone you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

You make me laugh "

Do you feel called out yet?

Bet you are the worst!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I went quiet and didn’t reply, I was actually in a relationship, but now I’m single get.in.the.bin!!!"

IM CRYING!

Off in the bin ya go

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I do love you Kylie. When we having that night out?!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm actually just really bad at replying to texts and messages, they'll sit in my inbox unread for ages before a lightbulb goes off that I should probably get back to them... does that make me a fuck boy?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm stealing that prison one. We all know women love a bad boy. It'll get them even more moist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’re the only one I’m talking to” is always gold!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

"

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!"

Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" . I do love you Kylie. When we having that night out?!!

"

It’s long overdue It will be mayhem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“You’re the only one I’m talking to” is always gold! "

I can feel my eyes literally wanting to fall out the eye sockets just by reading that!

Yes, sure. And my name is Elizabeth Regina II

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!"

T

Yup same.

It's nothing to do with not making the effort.

It's everything to do with making the effort then being let down.

It's hard enough trying to get diaries to align who are local let alone people 200 miles away.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"“You’re the only one I’m talking to” is always gold!

I can feel my eyes literally wanting to fall out the eye sockets just by reading that!

Yes, sure. And my name is Elizabeth Regina II "

Hello Elizabeth Regina lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!

Yeah yeah "

It really is! I don’t do one offs and I can’t travel regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

You make me laugh

Do you feel called out yet?

Bet you are the worst! "

If we are talking about replying to people I think you may have that crown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!

Yeah yeah

It really is! I don’t do one offs and I can’t travel regularly. "

What off they are willing to travel to you on a regular basis? Have you not already closed that door?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!

Yeah yeah

It really is! I don’t do one offs and I can’t travel regularly.

What off they are willing to travel to you on a regular basis? Have you not already closed that door?"

Well yeah that’s happened in the past so that’s possible. But unlikely many would do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

110% correct. Whom say that. Are well self obsorbed,only of themselves. The rest are toys they use freely at will.

Fcuk them off.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

You make me laugh

Do you feel called out yet?

Bet you are the worst!

If we are talking about replying to people I think you may have that crown "

What are you insinuating , sir????!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“C’mon let’s meet up, you are the prettiest thing I’ve seen and I need you”

It’s 3am …and I need my beauty sleep

Literally those are so the weakest link!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now, as if they believe we’re already and waiting for them at their beckoned call. Some of them simply don’t seem to want to read or appreciate it takes a gurl time to prep. before a meeting, this lack of understanding can be annoying at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!

Yeah yeah

It really is! I don’t do one offs and I can’t travel regularly.

What off they are willing to travel to you on a regular basis? Have you not already closed that door?"

Re: The travelling conundrum, if someone is travelling 100’s of miles there’s a pressure to make it worth their while. I don’t. I’ve had a guy travel from Manchester down here and I literally had a coffee with him and cheese and ham toastie and went home. That’s on him if he was prepared to do that when I’d already said I may not fancy him in the flesh.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!

Yeah yeah

It really is! I don’t do one offs and I can’t travel regularly.

What off they are willing to travel to you on a regular basis? Have you not already closed that door?

Re: The travelling conundrum, if someone is travelling 100’s of miles there’s a pressure to make it worth their while. I don’t. I’ve had a guy travel from Manchester down here and I literally had a coffee with him and cheese and ham toastie and went home. That’s on him if he was prepared to do that when I’d already said I may not fancy him in the flesh. "

Yeah this is why I don’t usually encourage people to travel to me. As it’ll only be a social meet anyway. I do travel quite a bit to Manchester and Devon so I often meet people for a coffee whilst I’m there but wouldn’t want someone to travel hundreds of miles for one.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

You make me laugh

Do you feel called out yet?

Bet you are the worst!

If we are talking about replying to people I think you may have that crown

What are you insinuating , sir????!! "

Nothing nothing at all checks box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me. "

It’s not even about constant messaging especially if some people say they aren’t. But jeez, when they take like 5 days to reply to a simple text. Not justifieddddd!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me.

It’s not even about constant messaging especially if some people say they aren’t. But jeez, when they take like 5 days to reply to a simple text. Not justifieddddd!!! "

Then I guess I'm a terrible person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

I use you’re too far away all the time. It’s genuine!

Yeah yeah

It really is! I don’t do one offs and I can’t travel regularly.

What off they are willing to travel to you on a regular basis? Have you not already closed that door?

Re: The travelling conundrum, if someone is travelling 100’s of miles there’s a pressure to make it worth their while. I don’t. I’ve had a guy travel from Manchester down here and I literally had a coffee with him and cheese and ham toastie and went home. That’s on him if he was prepared to do that when I’d already said I may not fancy him in the flesh.

Yeah this is why I don’t usually encourage people to travel to me. As it’ll only be a social meet anyway. I do travel quite a bit to Manchester and Devon so I often meet people for a coffee whilst I’m there but wouldn’t want someone to travel hundreds of miles for one. "

I’ve had guys who did travel from far away but yeah, the pressure !!!

Generally I don’t do that unless they have a reason to be in London.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me.

It’s not even about constant messaging especially if some people say they aren’t. But jeez, when they take like 5 days to reply to a simple text. Not justifieddddd!!!

Then I guess I'm a terrible person. "

CASE CLOSED *becomes judge Judy*

I’m kiddinnngggg

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me. "

Precisely this!!!

I get drained by over talkers and over sharers. Prefer to stick to my own kin. Constant attention just smacks of some kind of insecurity to me

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

“It’s not you, it’s me”

Just stop. We both know it’s me, and that’s fine. Don’t handle me with kiddie gloves. I’m a big boy. Just be straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“It’s not you, it’s me”

Just stop. We both know it’s me, and that’s fine. Don’t handle me with kiddie gloves. I’m a big boy. Just be straight "

Omg YES! Like just say it how it is .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me. "

I saw myself in this post I acknowledge it is terrible on my part but it's how my brain is wired and so I now also tend to look for people that are similar in that. Never again will I be in a situation where I get 10 messages for "ignoring" someone when I was away for 20 minutes to *checks notes* buy bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me.

Precisely this!!!

I get drained by over talkers and over sharers. Prefer to stick to my own kin. Constant attention just smacks of some kind of insecurity to me"

There’s over need of attention and there’s just plain courtesy. Surely it doesn’t kill anybody to text once every couple of days … just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“It’s not you, it’s me”

Just stop. We both know it’s me, and that’s fine. Don’t handle me with kiddie gloves. I’m a big boy. Just be straight "

But why would you think that? Like you don’t know what’s going on in another persons life. They could have issues, they could feel like THEY aren’t enough for you, they could self sabotage themselves. If they feel like a person is too deep for them it could freak them out so they go for shallower options.

There’s higher forces at play all the time, nothing is ever a rejection, it’s redirection.

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

I’ve been really busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been really busy "

Busy doing nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys "

I've been messaged on here from guys IN PRISION so you can't use that one as an excuse anymore fuckboys.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me.

Precisely this!!!

I get drained by over talkers and over sharers. Prefer to stick to my own kin. Constant attention just smacks of some kind of insecurity to me"

I disagree. If two people enjoy lots of contact, I see no harm. We're just different with different and incompatible needs. I don't like the hate towards either direction. It's okay for people to be different without it meaning there's anything wrong with one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

I've been messaged on here from guys IN PRISION so you can't use that one as an excuse anymore fuckboys."

Amen to that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

I've been messaged on here from guys IN PRISION so you can't use that one as an excuse anymore fuckboys."

That’s odd. Even if they had smuggled a phone in the heavy use of steel throughout the facility blocks mobile signal specifically mobile internet data. To connect to hmp or G4s Wi-Fi would severely restrict access to adult sites so I’m not sure how they would be able to get on here. Prisoners are allowed internet use but it’s heavily moderated and supervised. I was a PCO in a prison and I wasn’t even allowed to take my phone in the building.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

I've been messaged on here from guys IN PRISION so you can't use that one as an excuse anymore fuckboys.

That’s odd. Even if they had smuggled a phone in the heavy use of steel throughout the facility blocks mobile signal specifically mobile internet data. To connect to hmp or G4s Wi-Fi would severely restrict access to adult sites so I’m not sure how they would be able to get on here. Prisoners are allowed internet use but it’s heavily moderated and supervised. I was a PCO in a prison and I wasn’t even allowed to take my phone in the building. "

I’d be the bitch demanding and expecting the pigeon with a message

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Man: Woman X (because it's always a woman) is a psycho and I want nothing to do with her, crazy bitch. Why are women so crazy? Crazy women. Can't believe they'd act so crazily.

Week later: *veri appears*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly I'm more likely to be that person. I get burnt out and dissappear. I'm not good at keeping up constant messaging as I find it draining. I deliberately date people who are similar in that regard after years of frustration. If someone needs me urgently they know they can call me.

It’s not even about constant messaging especially if some people say they aren’t. But jeez, when they take like 5 days to reply to a simple text. Not justifieddddd!!!

Then I guess I'm a terrible person. "

I must be too. I'm awful at remembering to reply to messages and sometimes I just don't want to communicate with anyone.

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here


"Man: Woman X (because it's always a woman) is a psycho and I want nothing to do with her, crazy bitch. Why are women so crazy? Crazy women. Can't believe they'd act so crazily.

Week later: *veri appears*

"

I met that woman X once. She was crazy that’s for sure. She had the cutest butt dimples though, can’t wait to see her again

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"So sorry, I've been busy

Yeah but you are also logging into Fab.

Everyone's busy but you find the time if it's someone you like "

TOTS!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

"

This one is not fair. Distance is just not compatible with what I am looking for. I make this very clear in my profile so if you are too far you didnt read my profile. But I agree some might use it as an easy get out.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Man: Woman X (because it's always a woman) is a psycho and I want nothing to do with her, crazy bitch. Why are women so crazy? Crazy women. Can't believe they'd act so crazily.

Week later: *veri appears*

I met that woman X once. She was crazy that’s for sure. She had the cutest butt dimples though, can’t wait to see her again "

The crazy hot matrix is a real thing? Well I never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every guy I’ve ever been with has said I’m crazy or worse, that I’m a psycho but then they come back and expect another go. Even though I have changed and done a lot of work on myself, they don’t know that. Which does indeed prove that guys will say any old shit if they think they’ll get a rub out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

"

I disagree, I say this, and they may be the best person in the world, but I’m not interested in people who are far away, it doesn’t work for me, so I don’t invest any time in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this " Shit... people say " or " Shit people ...say " or both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every guy I’ve ever been with has said I’m crazy or worse, that I’m a psycho but then they come back and expect another go. Even though I have changed and done a lot of work on myself, they don’t know that. Which does indeed prove that guys will say any old shit if they think they’ll get a rub out of it. "

The power of a good vagina

Once they deem a situation has calmed down they definitely crawl back like clockwork ….

Ta-ta!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this " Shit... people say " or " Shit people ...say " or both "

Both

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"You'll never find another man like me".

Well thank FUCK for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""You'll never find another man like me".

Well thank FUCK for that. "

Haha they really thought they were special haha

A lot who say stuff like that are in fact men children…

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys "

Can I just say that as an excuse goes, getting nicked is valid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

"

I do feel the need to quantify this a little. There is distance and DISTANCE. What is was referring to is when this line is used in a very dismissive nature not as a genuine reason. We all have genuine reason for not meeting but not everyone of as honest as people in this thread as to the reasons why

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"So sorry, I've been busy

Yeah but you are also logging into Fab.

Everyone's busy but you find the time if it's someone you like "

This really - though on the flip side I confess I’ve used the ‘really busy’ excuse rather a lot myself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

Can I just say that as an excuse goes, getting nicked is valid"

Over - used !!! Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss you.

Usually after some radio silence when I've called out some shitty behaviour

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"The one that I see so often that annoys me more than it ever should is ‘you are just too far away’ or similar.

My translation is ‘you just aren’t worth the effort but I just don’t know how to tell you’

Just be effing honest

"

I don’t totally agree with that statement .

Not only have I been on the receiving end and I refuse to believe I’m not worth the effort

But I also use the “too far away” often ( and I mean exactly that ) I’m just being practical … The likelihood of anyone undertaking a 4 hour round trip for a coffee/social that might or might not lead anywhere is zilch however enthusiastic they seem earlier on, I certainly wouldn’t and in my experience neither do they

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I miss you.

Usually after some radio silence when I've called out some shitty behaviour "

Oh god I forgot about this!!

I need to go throw up in my own mouth .

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"What are the things people (particularly lovers and people you are intimate with) say that make you wanna roll your eyes so fucking much u wish they’d detach from the socket?

These are some examples:

“Babe, I just can’t do it, I’m fighting my demons and I’m sorry”

Let me stop you right there, sir! You ARE THE FUCKING DEMON!!!

Also

“Im sorry I haven’t been in touch/texted you earlier but I’v been

*insert excuse*

-On a solar mission

-without a phone as my cat ate my phone

-to prison

-busy clearing up the bottom of the ocean with a swiffer”

Errr; just fuck off mate!! (I fall for these so much it’s unreal . But they are the worst and drive me literally insane!!)

You are a fuck boy and I hate you! (I love you really )

Over to you Sluteys

Can I just say that as an excuse goes, getting nicked is valid

Over - used !!! Sorry

"

Yeah fair enough I guess, but when it happens it’s fucking annoying

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