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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

We’ve all seen the emergency boxes, what would you put in yours?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Whisky!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Condoms or chocolate apparently.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way ticket home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the junk food. I don’t eat much but it’s feels so good for about 5 mins when I do

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen "

Oooh you just gave me an idea!

Thanks Cherry

P

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen "

I feel that there’s a story there!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"One way ticket home. "

That really would be an emergency!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"

Condoms or chocolate apparently..... "

You mean ballon animal starter kit?

I can’t imagine a situation where condoms would be required

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"All the junk food. I don’t eat much but it’s feels so good for about 5 mins when I do "

You can’t have all of the junk food, I need some

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

Oooh you just gave me an idea!

Thanks Cherry

P "

Now I need to know which item gave you what idea??

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Whisky!"

I can’t help but think that that might exacerbate the emergency!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One way ticket home.

That really would be an emergency! "

I went for literal interpretation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare glass

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

I feel that there’s a story there! "

This is pretty much my base level packing for a roadtrip If I don't pack anything else I'm pretty sure that's a good weekend in the bag there!

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"

Condoms or chocolate apparently.....

You mean ballon animal starter kit?

I can’t imagine a situation where condoms would be required "

Obviously......

I'm getting pretty good at the snake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spare glass"

that deserves a lol

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

Oooh you just gave me an idea!

Thanks Cherry

P

Now I need to know which item gave you what idea?? "

The vibe.... obviously.

Gimme a sec and then check your box

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"One way ticket home.

That really would be an emergency!

I went for literal interpretation."

Zero whimsy on a Sunday morning. Noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is the box?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Spare glass"

I like your thinking

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

I feel that there’s a story there!

This is pretty much my base level packing for a roadtrip If I don't pack anything else I'm pretty sure that's a good weekend in the bag there! "

I’m intrigued by the sharpie pen!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A hidden camera so I can see who broke the glass!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"How big is the box? "

It depends what you need in it!

Cherry appears to be carrying one as big as her!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

My inhaler. (Although I haven't needed it for a couple of years)

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A hidden camera so I can see who broke the glass! "

Erm… you!

If you just like reportage style pictures of yourself, that’s fine

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Jaffa cakes in mine please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One red pill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingerbread latte

Wine

Fluffy blankets

Lots of food.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

I feel that there’s a story there!

This is pretty much my base level packing for a roadtrip If I don't pack anything else I'm pretty sure that's a good weekend in the bag there!

I’m intrigued by the sharpie pen!

"

A sharpie pen is like a platinum pass to everything... That's all I can say

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

An axe

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

I feel that there’s a story there!

This is pretty much my base level packing for a roadtrip If I don't pack anything else I'm pretty sure that's a good weekend in the bag there!

I’m intrigued by the sharpie pen!

A sharpie pen is like a platinum pass to everything... That's all I can say "

Strangely enough, I’ve got several in my car…

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"An axe "

You really scare me sometimes

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Gingerbread latte

Wine

Fluffy blankets

Lots of food.

"

*nods*

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"One red pill."

Is that to exit the matrix?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Jaffa cakes in mine please"

Lack of forward planning is criminal. The box wouldn’t last 5 mins

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

what made you ask this!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My inhaler. (Although I haven't needed it for a couple of years)"

Practical.

Being able to breathe does qualify as an emergency

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"One red pill.

Is that to exit the matrix? "

Or the mattress.....

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


" what made you ask this!"

It pays to be prepared, Nora!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"One red pill.

Is that to exit the matrix?

Or the mattress..... "

“Granny, the mattress has you”

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A hidden camera so I can see who broke the glass!

Erm… you!

If you just like reportage style pictures of yourself, that’s fine "

It wouldn’t necessarily be me Tea

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A hidden camera so I can see who broke the glass!

Erm… you!

If you just like reportage style pictures of yourself, that’s fine

It wouldn’t necessarily be me Tea"

It’s your imaginary emergency box. Who else is in your head DC?!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

I feel that there’s a story there!

This is pretty much my base level packing for a roadtrip If I don't pack anything else I'm pretty sure that's a good weekend in the bag there!

I’m intrigued by the sharpie pen!

A sharpie pen is like a platinum pass to everything... That's all I can say

Strangely enough, I’ve got several in my car…"

You should state it on your profile, you'll be rolling in submissives and sissys in no time begging to write 'Tea-time' across their arses with said sharpie

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Definitely chocolate as I don't eat that much of it.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It would need to be of a good size to fit at least one fluffy blanket, fluffy socks, dark expensive chocolates, haribos starmix, painkillers, water, couple of hair bobbles, a vibrator and spare batteries, charging bank with full charge and a sharpie pen

I feel that there’s a story there!

This is pretty much my base level packing for a roadtrip If I don't pack anything else I'm pretty sure that's a good weekend in the bag there!

I’m intrigued by the sharpie pen!

A sharpie pen is like a platinum pass to everything... That's all I can say

Strangely enough, I’ve got several in my car…

You should state it on your profile, you'll be rolling in submissives and sissys in no time begging to write 'Tea-time' across their arses with said sharpie "

Have sharpies, will travel?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A big red button that automatically orders a dirty great Dominos pizza

LvM

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A big red button that automatically orders a dirty great Dominos pizza

LvM"

I like this thinking

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"A big red button that automatically orders a dirty great Dominos pizza

LvM

I like this thinking "

I'd spend a fortune in replacing that glass though

LvM

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A big red button that automatically orders a dirty great Dominos pizza

LvM

I like this thinking

I'd spend a fortune in replacing that glass though

LvM"

Perhaps just a flip lid would be better?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"My inhaler. (Although I haven't needed it for a couple of years)

Practical.

Being able to breathe does qualify as an emergency "

Exactly. And once you can breathe you can do all the 'other stuff'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snickers

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Snickers "

Do you mean "Marathon"? We all prefer retro names on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snickers

Do you mean "Marathon"? We all prefer retro names on here. "

Well I’m down with kids and up with the lingo so snickers is it now

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Snickers

Do you mean "Marathon"? We all prefer retro names on here.

Well I’m down with kids and up with the lingo so snickers is it now "

Wanda-fully put!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snickers

Do you mean "Marathon"? We all prefer retro names on here.

Well I’m down with kids and up with the lingo so snickers is it now

Wanda-fully put! "

Smooth talker

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Snickers

Do you mean "Marathon"? We all prefer retro names on here.

Well I’m down with kids and up with the lingo so snickers is it now

Wanda-fully put!

Smooth talker "

Oh I've had my orator's tongued waxed this morning. The words just slide off!

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