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"Running. I need to get into training for April. Instead I want to stay in bed and eat all of the food" Have you got all of the food in bed?  | |||
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"Should be getting out of bed, but M brought me a bacon sandwich and a cuppa. So no chance for a good while now "In that case, you're exactly where you should be! | |||
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"I’m actually sat on the yoga mat I should be doing warm up for training but I’ve been sat here for about an hour…. Bad red" If the heating is on.... you're probably warm! | |||
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"Getting my ass to the gym. I need it kicked! "Bend over Chill..... I got this  | |||
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"Exercising but too cosy "Two birds, one stone..... sexercise together! | |||
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I should be making Jo a cup of tea and waking her up, but I’m on here perving  I’m sure she will appreciate the extra sleep though 
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"I should be back in bed. I got up way too early " That's no good at all. Go to bed! | |||
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"Running. I need to get into training for April. Instead I want to stay in bed and eat all of the food Have you got all of the food in bed? "Alas not | |||
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"Working "Has anyone noticed? If yes.... make an excuse If no.... continue to page 87 (jeez I'm old) | |||
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"Looks so lovely out might suggest a cycle ride to my sister! But would involve getting outa bed x" Is windy as hell here. I'm hoping a tree might block my car in | |||
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It's sooo warm and snuggly under my blankets   | |||
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I should be venturing to the shops shortly, the one I need is half hour away. Instead I've started watching another episode of What We Do In the Shadows.  | |||
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"Morning Posh
I should be making Jo a cup of tea and waking her up, but I’m on here perving I’m sure she will appreciate the extra sleep though
D."Morning D
Give her another hour or so.... there's dreaming to be done for her and fabbing for you!
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"Running. I need to get into training for April. Instead I want to stay in bed and eat all of the food Have you got all of the food in bed?
Alas not"Coffee at least? Come on Tea!! | |||
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"Eating breakfast and packing suitcase " Oooh where you headed? | |||
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"Getting out of bed for a long run. It’s not happening though. " Channel your inner sleeping dog.... they run far without going anywhere. You're welcome | |||
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"Take off last night’s make-up and jump in the shower. #skank" I'm not about to admit I probably still have the remainder of last Saturday's waterproof mascara on 
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"I should be on the road heading north but a change of plans means I'm not getting out of bed for at least a couple of hours
It's sooo warm and snuggly under my blankets "I wish I were heading north 
Come pick me up on the way? It's only an extra 5 hours or so! | |||
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"Housework "Come and join me for breakfast | |||
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"Fab fucks future faps for me, couldn't imagine doing the two together.
I should be venturing to the shops shortly, the one I need is half hour away. Instead I've started watching another episode of What We Do In the Shadows. "Fab is full of faps for many though..... Is that show any good? I'm considering getting a TV finally and if it is I may have to find summat to watch occasionally. | |||
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"I should be getting out of bed - I suppose" But why? | |||
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"Housework "Housework is overrated. I'm sure I read somewhere that if you leave it long enough it cleans itself. | |||
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"Take off last night’s make-up and jump in the shower. #skank I'm not about to admit I probably still have the remainder of last Saturday's waterproof mascara on
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(I have washed since. But waterproof an all)"I bow down to your superior skankiness levels Waterproof mascara is an absolute bugger, to be fair! X | |||
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"Screwing in some shelves & making breakfast Both can wait x" You're back! Hello! Screwing can never wait. Go screw! | |||
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"Just perving, if that's ok." If that's what you should be doing.... you do it! | |||
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"Take off last night’s make-up and jump in the shower. #skank I'm not about to admit I probably still have the remainder of last Saturday's waterproof mascara on
Oops
(I have washed since. But waterproof an all)
I bow down to your superior skankiness levels Waterproof mascara is an absolute bugger, to be fair! X"I'm not sure I've used make up remover in about 15 years. Explains a lot..... | |||
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"Screwing in some shelves & making breakfast Both can wait x You're back! Hello! Screwing can never wait. Go screw!" I just can’t quit | |||
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"Supposed to be walking the dog and doing laundry but still lounging dickstracted (credit: Meli )"All of the things I can accept. Except not walking the dog. You should do that. Or get a treadmill for the purpose! (Also makes a good hanging rail for laundry.... top tip there) | |||
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"Is it just me who is doing what I should be doing?" Fabbing and fapping? | |||
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"Screwing in some shelves & making breakfast Both can wait x You're back! Hello! Screwing can never wait. Go screw! I just can’t quit "That's because the evil lure of the boobs and bums gets you | |||
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"Is it just me who is doing what I should be doing? Fabbing and fapping?" Ha! Nothing so exciting. I'm editing some audio files, but peeking in on here whilst the files load up to the editing software! | |||
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"Supposed to be walking the dog and doing laundry but still lounging dickstracted (credit: Meli )
All of the things I can accept. Except not walking the dog. You should do that.
Or get a treadmill for the purpose! (Also makes a good hanging rail for laundry.... top tip there)"Dog is snoring next to me. He's not bovvered I'm not sure I have space for a very large hanging rail | |||
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"Gardening. But me legs are aching like a bastard from playing football against people half my age yesterday. This is much nicer "If you garden today you'll still have to garden next week. Save it! | |||
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Come and join me for breakfast "You have to be out of bed to make breakfast you know... | |||
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"I should be getting out of bed - I suppose But why?" Ive got to iron shirts and pack....and a long drive somewhere for work tomorrow. However Ill be listening to Cerys on R6 and she is fab | |||
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"Is it just me who is doing what I should be doing? Fabbing and fapping? Ha! Nothing so exciting. I'm editing some audio files, but peeking in on here whilst the files load up to the editing software!" Ahhhh..... multitasking! Genius! | |||
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"Supposed to be walking the dog and doing laundry but still lounging dickstracted (credit: Meli )
All of the things I can accept. Except not walking the dog. You should do that.
Or get a treadmill for the purpose! (Also makes a good hanging rail for laundry.... top tip there)
Dog is snoring next to me. He's not bovvered I'm not sure I have space for a very large hanging rail "Aww man. You need a new house. | |||
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"Just perving, if that's ok. If that's what you should be doing.... you do it!" I'm deleting pics I took this morning now cos they aren't good enough. | |||
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"Screwing in some shelves & making breakfast Both can wait x You're back! Hello! Screwing can never wait. Go screw! I just can’t quit
That's because the evil lure of the boobs and bums gets you"Have you been reading my search history? | |||
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"Supposed to be walking the dog and doing laundry but still lounging dickstracted (credit: Meli )
All of the things I can accept. Except not walking the dog. You should do that.
Or get a treadmill for the purpose! (Also makes a good hanging rail for laundry.... top tip there)
Dog is snoring next to me. He's not bovvered I'm not sure I have space for a very large hanging rail
Aww man. You need a new house."I've just bought a house! It's smaller than the one I live in! | |||
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"I should be getting out of bed - I suppose But why? Ive got to iron shirts and pack....and a long drive somewhere for work tomorrow. However Ill be listening to Cerys on R6 and she is fab" Wrinkles are fashionable. At least that's what I tell myself. I don't think I've listened to anything but radio 2 in about 10 years..... and not even that for a really long time! | |||
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"Just perving, if that's ok. If that's what you should be doing.... you do it! I'm deleting pics I took this morning now cos they aren't good enough." I don't delete the crap ones.... they remind me what I really look like 
I'm sure yours are lovely! | |||
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"Screwing in some shelves & making breakfast Both can wait x You're back! Hello! Screwing can never wait. Go screw! I just can’t quit
That's because the evil lure of the boobs and bums gets you
Have you been reading my search history?"Yes. And watching. The webcams I fitted last time are still active | |||
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"Supposed to be walking the dog and doing laundry but still lounging dickstracted (credit: Meli )
All of the things I can accept. Except not walking the dog. You should do that.
Or get a treadmill for the purpose! (Also makes a good hanging rail for laundry.... top tip there)
Dog is snoring next to me. He's not bovvered I'm not sure I have space for a very large hanging rail
Aww man. You need a new house.
I've just bought a house! It's smaller than the one I live in! "Er....... rookie mistake there! Pile the kids (I hope I'm remembering you have kids and not making it up) up so they take up less space and give them a shoebox each for their stuff.... Then you'll have space! | |||
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"Gardening. But me legs are aching like a bastard from playing football against people half my age yesterday. This is much nicer
If you garden today you'll still have to garden next week. Save it!"You are absolutely right, I swear nature has it in for me, it never ends!  | |||
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"Work.... Covid booster and catching a cold has knocked me on my arse though, so wrapped up in stupid amount of layers in bed it is "Awwww gorgeous! That's no good at all. Sending snuggles | |||
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"Gardening. But me legs are aching like a bastard from playing football against people half my age yesterday. This is much nicer
If you garden today you'll still have to garden next week. Save it!
You are absolutely right, I swear nature has it in for me, it never ends! "Exactly. So chill today.... freeze in the garden next week! | |||
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"Gardening. But me legs are aching like a bastard from playing football against people half my age yesterday. This is much nicer
If you garden today you'll still have to garden next week. Save it!
You are absolutely right, I swear nature has it in for me, it never ends!
Exactly. So chill today.... freeze in the garden next week!"Good shout. Except I'm going to West Ham v Liverpool later. I'll just stick to emotional exhaustion for the day instead. | |||
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"Gardening. But me legs are aching like a bastard from playing football against people half my age yesterday. This is much nicer
If you garden today you'll still have to garden next week. Save it!
You are absolutely right, I swear nature has it in for me, it never ends!
Exactly. So chill today.... freeze in the garden next week!
Good shout. Except I'm going to West Ham v Liverpool later. I'll just stick to emotional exhaustion for the day instead. "Drink all the coffee. It'll mask the exhaustion. | |||
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"I should be getting up and washing.. but it’s Sunday and no fucks given. " Bit of a change from last week today innit! | |||
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You have to be out of bed to make breakfast you know..."You have such a low opinion of my bedroom habits
I’m a mile away from my bed now! | |||
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I should be fitting skirting board and sound proofing in the studio, but I'm still in bed fabbing... It's too cold out there!
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"Ok ok - I confess... you've got me bang to rights!
I should be fitting skirting board and sound proofing in the studio, but I'm still in bed fabbing... It's too cold out there!
Bob"You should be doing something else actually...... 
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"Should be doing some housework but can’t get motivated " I am still sure it cleans itself after a few weeks. Oh no. That's hair allegedly. Sorry. | |||
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"I’m meant to be getting dressed and cooking a buffet " Er..... why? You have a new midget ffs. People should be cooking YOU a buffet! Hi btw gorgeous xxx | |||
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"Tidying up and getting stuff ready for going back to work "Nooooooooooooo! I forbid it. | |||
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"Should be doing some housework but can’t get motivated I am still sure it cleans itself after a few weeks. Oh no. That's hair allegedly. Sorry." I wish lol | |||
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"I should be getting up and washing.. but it’s Sunday and no fucks given. Bit of a change from last week today innit! "Christ was that just a week ago?!?!  | |||
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"Should go to toilet but can't be bothered to get out of bed..." That could be awkward.... | |||
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"Supposed to be walking the dog and doing laundry but still lounging dickstracted (credit: Meli )
All of the things I can accept. Except not walking the dog. You should do that.
Or get a treadmill for the purpose! (Also makes a good hanging rail for laundry.... top tip there)
Dog is snoring next to me. He's not bovvered I'm not sure I have space for a very large hanging rail
Aww man. You need a new house.
I've just bought a house! It's smaller than the one I live in!
Er....... rookie mistake there! Pile the kids (I hope I'm remembering you have kids and not making it up) up so they take up less space and give them a shoebox each for their stuff....
Then you'll have space!"I do have kids and far too many of them. Shoebox each huh? May need a wee bit of editing....would rather clear room for a bit of a harem though  | |||
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"Should be getting out of bed, but M brought me a bacon sandwich and a cuppa. So no chance for a good while now
In that case, you're exactly where you should be!"Up and made a bara brith with my eldest which is now cooking in the oven. Yum | |||
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"Tidying, cleaning and then grabbing a shower before I go to my MILs to do the same. I've done downstairs.. Then I sat on my bed and slowly slid onto my back. What a shame. " Oops. You are probably clean enough..... spritz the febreeze a bit and it'll be grand! | |||
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"Starting the Sunday dinner" That's a good idea... | |||
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"I've managed to walk the dog, now I should be food shopping, cleaning the house, doing the washing.....anything other than sitting here perving while hubby's asleep " Nah.... stay here! | |||
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"Should be doing some housework but can’t get motivated I am still sure it cleans itself after a few weeks. Oh no. That's hair allegedly. Sorry. I wish lol " Me too. I keep the lights off..... that way I don't see the housework needs | |||
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"I should be getting up and washing.. but it’s Sunday and no fucks given. Bit of a change from last week today innit!
Christ was that just a week ago?!?! "I know! You're missing me aren't you! | |||
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"Doing my assignment. I've reached a mental block and it's a pain as I just want it done now. Sick of looking at it "Start your next sentence with And..... | |||
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"Supposed to be walking the dog and doing laundry but still lounging dickstracted (credit: Meli )
All of the things I can accept. Except not walking the dog. You should do that.
Or get a treadmill for the purpose! (Also makes a good hanging rail for laundry.... top tip there)
Dog is snoring next to me. He's not bovvered I'm not sure I have space for a very large hanging rail
Aww man. You need a new house.
I've just bought a house! It's smaller than the one I live in!
Er....... rookie mistake there! Pile the kids (I hope I'm remembering you have kids and not making it up) up so they take up less space and give them a shoebox each for their stuff....
Then you'll have space!
I do have kids and far too many of them. Shoebox each huh? May need a wee bit of editing....would rather clear room for a bit of a harem though "The harem and the treadmill will both fit! | |||
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"Should be getting out of bed, but M brought me a bacon sandwich and a cuppa. So no chance for a good while now
In that case, you're exactly where you should be!
Up and made a bara brith with my eldest which is now cooking in the oven. Yum "What time should I be there? | |||
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