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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house. "

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x

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over a year ago

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x"

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over a year ago

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He will come again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition lol

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By *ennysouthMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I think I'd spontaneously combust if I went into a church.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x"

Ooh naughty

Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"He will come again."

After he has risen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy water anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I praise him every time I have sex.. "Mmmmmm oh god!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house. "

However I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

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over a year ago

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x

Ooh naughty

Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx"

Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x

Ooh naughty

Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx

Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi?"

There are cushions for those that have problems kneeling .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x

Ooh naughty

Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx

Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi?

There are cushions for those that have problems kneeling . "

And ruin my good cushions? No chance lol

Doesn’t usually take him long anyway lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

That's Thursday

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over a year ago

"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

That's Thursday"

Remembrance Sunday

first Sunday before the 11th

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

However I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house. "

I thought the house of the Lord was in us all, so I’ve decided to stay home and let him come to me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He will come again.

After he has risen"

Bit like my sourdough .....

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The purported existence of deities is probably the longest running, and most pervasive, example of mass psychosis.

One of the diagnostic tests for schizotypal personality disorder is religiosity, except that the test criteria does not include the religions that most people in that culture believe in; your religiosity merely has to be excessive, not necessarily different.

God does not, and has never existed. It is an example of the nonsense that is passed down from one deluded, misguided generation to the next, thereby perpetuating this mass delusion.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

That's Thursday

Remembrance Sunday

first Sunday before the 11th

You'll be a wee bit lonely.

Remembrance Sunday is 14th this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Granny, I don’t wish to be struck by lightening thank you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The purported existence of deities is probably the longest running, and most pervasive, example of mass psychosis.

God does not, and has never existed. It is an example of the nonsense that is passed down from one deluded, misguided generation to the next, thereby perpetuating this mass delusion.

I can't breathe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He will come again.

After he has risen

Bit like my sourdough ....."

All crusty and coarse

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"The purported existence of deities is probably the longest running, and most pervasive, example of mass psychosis.

God does not, and has never existed. It is an example of the nonsense that is passed down from one deluded, misguided generation to the next, thereby perpetuating this mass delusion.

"The power of Christ compels you"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He will come again.

After he has risen

Bit like my sourdough .....

All crusty and coarse "

And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

That's Thursday

Remembrance Sunday

first Sunday before the 11th

You'll be a wee bit lonely.

Remembrance Sunday is 14th this year. "

Is it

I’m working on the 14th so I’ll go alone today, but I remember everyday tbf

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

That's Thursday

Remembrance Sunday

first Sunday before the 11th

You'll be a wee bit lonely.

Remembrance Sunday is 14th this year.

Is it

I’m working on the 14th so I’ll go alone today, but I remember everyday tbf

Commendable.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think I’d burst into flames if I step foot in church!

Religion and I do not mix

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Jesus Granny!

So demanding.

However, the lightning strike when I walked in might kill the devil and his demons who are performing the riverdance in my uterus..... so actually that might not be a bad plan.

Posh

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Those of you imagining that you'd be struck by lightning or flame in God's house are delusional !!!!

He'd get you in the graveyard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright Granny, just let me finish my Satanic rites and I'll be there now in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He will come again.

After he has risen

Bit like my sourdough .....

All crusty and coarse

And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat"

He bakes in mysterious ways

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Alright Granny, just let me finish my Satanic rites and I'll be there now in a minute "

Are they the low calories ones ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He will come again.

After he has risen

Bit like my sourdough .....

All crusty and coarse

And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat

He bakes in mysterious ways"

I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.

Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright Granny, just let me finish my Satanic rites and I'll be there now in a minute

Are they the low calories ones ?"

We'll have none of that blaspheme here Granny, they is full fat as the Devil intended.

Amazing what ya find in the Middle of Lidls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m afraid I will be missing church today but I will certainly be worshiping tomorrow

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One does like a wiggle up the middle of the lidl......

Where else can you get crocodile hearts in aspic with a pepper plant and some fuck off huge pasta shells..... then forget about the drill and ladder you went in for!

Now look ....... I've forgotten about God.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m afraid I will be missing church today but I will certainly be worshiping tomorrow

Hmmmmmmm at whose altar ?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Nah I'll give it a miss if it's all the same to you

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'll certainly be praising his name tomorrow

oh god!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nah I'll give it a miss if it's all the same to you"

Well it isn't all the same to me. So get yourself there !

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over a year ago

"He will come again.

After he has risen

Bit like my sourdough .....

All crusty and coarse

And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat

He bakes in mysterious ways

I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.

Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty."

St Paul's epistle.

Again.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll certainly be praising his name tomorrow

oh god!"

Ahhhhhhh but whose name is it ?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Nah I'll give it a miss if it's all the same to you

Well it isn't all the same to me. So get yourself there !"

Non believer. It's not happening

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He will come again.

After he has risen

Bit like my sourdough .....

All crusty and coarse

And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat

He bakes in mysterious ways

I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.

Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty.

St Paul's epistle.

Again. "

No. St. Paul's Panettone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m afraid I will be missing church today but I will certainly be worshiping tomorrow

Hmmmmmmm at whose altar ?"

I’ve never heard it be called an alter before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He will come again.

After he has risen

Bit like my sourdough .....

All crusty and coarse

And crumbly and stale and made moist ( that made me laugh ) by a layer of fat

He bakes in mysterious ways

I hath seen him with mine own eyeth.

Fat. Silver hair - hangs out with some old bird, a goth and a humpty.

St Paul's epistle.

Again.

No. St. Paul's Panettone "

I am the sweet bread of life.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

He won't be coming again; principally because neither he nor any other deity was ever here in the first instance.

We need to take control of our own lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would Jubal do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has to go to church every Sunday he's the parish vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be in church grounds today paying my respect and remembering

11 minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day on the 11th month, I will remember them

That's Thursday

Remembrance Sunday

first Sunday before the 11th

Nearest sunday to the 11th so that will be the 14th

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By *r.SunshineMan
over a year ago

London

"Don't forget to praise the Lord in his own house.

I’ll certainly be on my knees at some point lol

Can’t believe I just said that lol x

Ooh naughty

Bet that is a wonderful sight though xx

Ty. My knees get sore after a while lol TMi?

There are cushions for those that have problems kneeling .

And ruin my good cushions? No chance lol

Doesn’t usually take him long anyway lol"

Lord: I come with cushions.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll have an ale Mary!

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