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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

I’ve just read on Tw*tter ( the last bastion of truth) that if you put your semi erect cock in to a glass of full fat Coca Cola for 15 mins every day, the phosphoric acid livens up the blood vessels making it thicker and longer.

You’re all very welcome and no I shall not be discussing this further. #DGScienceGuy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you have a straw or twizzle stick in the glass you can do sounding at the same time

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I can foresee all the lads now measuring their dicks against bottles of cola...

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Follow up question - do I need to add mentos for extra girth?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I can foresee all the lads now measuring their dicks against bottles of cola..."

…sweety cola bottles

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Does Pepsi work? Asking for a friend

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

All the information I have is in the original post. Have I as a man in his late 30s been able to maintain a semi for 15 mins. That actually a very personal question and I’d like you to respect my privacy at this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holidays are coming, holidays are coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my new super erect hard-on make the ladies squirt twice though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just read on Tw*tter ( the last bastion of truth) that if you put your semi erect cock in to a glass of full fat Coca Cola for 15 mins every day, the phosphoric acid livens up the blood vessels making it thicker and longer.

You’re all very welcome and no I shall not be discussing this further. #DGScienceGuy"

The most important question is are there any women who drink full fat anymore after that guy made them all drink diet?

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Holidays are coming, holidays are coming."

haha love it xx

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Will my new super erect hard-on make the ladies squirt twice though? "

Only if you suck their G spot too

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

And what happens to that glass of afterwards?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Anyone want my leftover ?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Anyone want my leftover Coca-Cola?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holidays are coming, holidays are coming."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want my leftover Coca-Cola?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of bodily contortions do you need to make to out an erect penis into a glass? Asking for a friend.

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

Lads is it gay to drink your own dick Coca Cola?

That was harder to type than it should have been

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Might try this in Asda later

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Might try this in Asda later

Won’t be the worst thing that happens in there today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holidays are coming, holidays are coming."

this made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried it.

Didn't work.

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Tried it.

Didn't work."

You gotta make it part of a routine. Rome wasn’t built in a day

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It's the flies landing on your cock afterwards that's the most annoying thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the flies landing on your cock afterwards that's the most annoying thing.

Not flies, it’s wasps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried it.

Didn't work."

You must of used shit cola

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"It's the flies landing on your cock afterwards that's the most annoying thing.

I’m super greatful for anything touching my cock at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no flies on him. ^

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"There's no flies on him. ^"

No, just a sticky cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow up question - do I need to add mentos for extra girth? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of bodily contortions do you need to make to out an erect penis into a glass? Asking for a friend.

Press up position?

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"What kind of bodily contortions do you need to make to out an erect penis into a glass? Asking for a friend.

Press up position?"

You have to get firm and plank for 15 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of bodily contortions do you need to make to out an erect penis into a glass? Asking for a friend.

Press up position?

You have to get firm and plank for 15 mins. "

Well I do love a challenge and as someone else mentioned it is the holidays in a few weeks

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

North West

Brings a whole new meaning to the song

"can you feel it can you feel it"

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"What kind of bodily contortions do you need to make to out an erect penis into a glass? Asking for a friend.

Press up position?

You have to get firm and plank for 15 mins.

Well I do love a challenge and as someone else mentioned it is the holidays in a few weeks "

At the start of the challenge you’ll be using a tumbler, by the end of it you’ll need a pint glass

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep

"Follow up question - do I need to add mentos for extra girth? "

Haha I like this comment and only one way to find out.haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just picturing the scientific write up with photos and measurements every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With ice and a slice?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Photo challenge?

Guys get your semi-on dicks in a pint of and post as your avatar!

You know we'd appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific research right!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Photo challenge?

Guys get your semi-on dicks in a pint of co-ke and post as your avatar!

You know we'd appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific research right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photo challenge?

Guys get your semi-on dicks in a pint of and post as your avatar!

You know we'd appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific research right!

For purely scientific purposes we need some help from impartial observers to take measurements. You know us men can't measure 6 inches accurately

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Photo challenge?

Guys get your semi-on dicks in a pint of and post as your avatar!

You know we'd appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific research right!

For purely scientific purposes we need some help from impartial observers to take measurements. You know us men can't measure 6 inches accurately"

6” is about 2 feet long isn’t it?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Photo challenge?

Guys get your semi-on dicks in a pint of and post as your avatar!

You know we'd appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific research right!

For purely scientific purposes we need some help from impartial observers to take measurements. You know us men can't measure 6 inches accurately

6” is about 2 feet long isn’t it?"

On my way, only got a retractable metal tape measure though

Tirn the heating up, I'll be 5 mins

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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Photo challenge?

Guys get your semi-on dicks in a pint of and post as your avatar!

You know we'd appreciate your enthusiasm for scientific research right!

For purely scientific purposes we need some help from impartial observers to take measurements. You know us men can't measure 6 inches accurately

6” is about 2 feet long isn’t it?

On my way, only got a retractable metal tape measure though

Tirn the heating up, I'll be 5 mins

I’m glad you’ve got the necessary kit, all I have is a sky remote with which to measure stuff

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