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By *esthetic21 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Be an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You crack me up.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

You need to yolk a woman.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You crack me up."

Is your name Shelly?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Try a hen party

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

You can’t beat it

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Shell out for it

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Your brain is scrambled ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisk me off my feet.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Your brain is scrambled .."

Mines fried…

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Eggselent post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot must be yolking….

I’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's hatch a plan.

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Let's hatch a plan."

Cracking idea

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By *esthetic21 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I'm laying down the law no more egg jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay no more jokes, I'm shell shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has cracked me up

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm laying down the law no more egg jokes "

Seems oval-ly harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish someone would eggsplain.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on guys, the OP has spoken.. stop yolking around.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sunny side up....

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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By *esthetic21 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"This has cracked me up "
eggcellent

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Poaching is the way to go.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Clucking Hell....

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

This has fried my brain

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

That’s a poultry effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The yokes on here are getting worse

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Some real nuggets offered....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great eggperience

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Anyone peckish?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Why did the chicken cross the road?

That’s a poultry effort "

Wasn’t feeling cock sure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only another 142 posts and it’ll be the hend of the thread

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Or a carpet "

Wait for the wall to wall carpet puns now

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Or a carpet

Wait for the wall to wall carpet puns now "

That burns

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm gonna get some bacon to go with that egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or a carpet

Wait for the wall to wall carpet puns now "

They'll be the symptoms of an underlaying problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock-a-doodle-doo

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By *lue_8Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"You lot must be yolking….

I’ll get my coat "

Do it, you’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or a carpet "

Stop skirting around the issue.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Or a carpet

Stop skirting around the issue."

Don’t pile it on..

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What's a Mexican's favourite carpet ?

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