FabSwingers.com forum: Keep Fabio from being bored!!!

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I’m in hospital!!!!!

Had major surgery yesterday, likely to be in for a week… then going home, and back in for op 2 and another week and in!!

Observation so far…

1) hospital food… not that bad anymore!! Granted no Chinese but liveable

2) oral morphine.. wow!!! Lol

3) I have a suction pump on the back of my head that basically sounds like the world’s longest fart!

4) god bless sky go and unlimited data!!!

5) time to catch up on series 2 of ted lasso!!!

Anyway… I’m likely to be around here for a lot so I apologise in advance for being annoying old man

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I’m in hospital!!!!!

Had major surgery yesterday, likely to be in for a week… then going home, and back in for op 2 and another week and in!!

Observation so far…

1) hospital food… not that bad anymore!! Granted no Chinese but liveable

2) oral morphine.. wow!!! Lol

3) I have a suction pump on the back of my head that basically sounds like the world’s longest fart!

4) god bless sky go and unlimited data!!!

5) time to catch up on series 2 of ted lasso!!!

Anyway… I’m likely to be around here for a lot so I apologise in advance for being annoying old man

Well, hopefully it went well bud and wish you a speedy recovery

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’m in hospital!!!!!

Had major surgery yesterday, likely to be in for a week… then going home, and back in for op 2 and another week and in!!

Observation so far…

1) hospital food… not that bad anymore!! Granted no Chinese but liveable

2) oral morphine.. wow!!! Lol

3) I have a suction pump on the back of my head that basically sounds like the world’s longest fart!

4) god bless sky go and unlimited data!!!

5) time to catch up on series 2 of ted lasso!!!

Anyway… I’m likely to be around here for a lot so I apologise in advance for being annoying old man

Pleased your surgery went well and you're being so positive! Xx

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ooh enjoy Ted Lasso. I’ve yet to watch series 2.

Wishing you an easy and fast recovery Fabio!

If you get really bored I find trying to memorise epic poetry to impress the ladies is always a great use of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you aren't in too much pain (and if you are mainline the morphine) and your op was a great success. Don't worry about being annoying on here, there will always be someone worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucozade,grapes and a good book mate

wishing you a speedy recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not annoying. Not yet

Speedy recovery. I'm feeling out of entertaining ideas right now but I'll pop back !

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I apologise in advance for being annoying old man

That apology is years late

Being serious - hope it all goes well. That especially goes for flirting with the nurses - in a cool, fun way, not a creepy Tory MP kinda way, of course

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Get well soon

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I hope that your surgery went well Fabio and I wish you a speedy recovery. Hospitals aren’t much fun and they have a different concept of time there!

Luckily there are the autumn internationals later today on Prime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon OP!

Tell us about the olden days of Swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing you all the best in your recovery, and hope your stay in hospital continues to be reasonably comfortable x

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Wishing you a speedy and straight forward recovery! xx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Hey Fabio, wishing you a speedy recovery!

When my step-dad was in Hospital lots my mum took him in his Kindle (or audio books if you just want to be read to) his IPod for music, got some Suduko/Crossword/Puzzle books (& pens), some cartons of drink for when you’re thirsty and they’ve not been around with the water top up/tea trolley (depends if you’re allowed that though). Some loose change if they bring daily newspapers around or something. A handheld fan if they have the ward heating set at Scorchio!

But most importantly, get your rest.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Speedy recovery to you

. Are you allowed visitors?

Oral morphine you say? Lovely stuff, if they offer laxatives, accept. That stuff is akin to fast acting concrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speedy recovery Fabio, I’ll bring Chinese in and swap you for oral morphine? Otherwise you’re on your own

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh mate, hope all goes well.

At least today you’ve got wall to wall rugby on Amazon…

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Wishing you a speedy recovery. Hope your Sky package has the footy.

Lady Astor

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Get well soon - can't really keep you from boredom, all I have is dickpicks

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Wishing you a a speedy recovery. Sounds like you're having a bit of a rough ride, but you seem to be keeping your spirits up.

Hope you have some visitors who will bring you lots of goodies to eat, binge watch lots of programmes and subtly flirt with the nurses.

Take care.

Mrs

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Get well soon mate. Was it a planned procedure? Didn’t you come in pre-organised with multiple seasons of multiple series?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing you a speedy and full recovery.

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

Get well soon xx

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Wishing you a speedy recovery Fabio. Hope you’re home soon so you can enjoy a well deserved Chinese to make up for all the hospital food.

Im sure it won’t be long before you’re back at Club F with that big friendly smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry Fabio, Tom will be along soon to fill us in on the latest news

Are you sure it's a hospital if they are sucking your brain out?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hoping you have a quick discharge. (Not something I often say !)

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By *launt Thy CurvesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Pandora Club, Leeds, 15th Mar 25

"Ooh enjoy Ted Lasso. I’ve yet to watch series 2.

Wishing you an easy and fast recovery Fabio!

If you get really bored I find trying to memorise epic poetry to impress the ladies is always a great use of time. "

Or be like Mac and make up your own!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Oh and get well soon mister!

BBCiplayer has kept me entertained whilst poorly in the last week

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Speedy recovery Fabio

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By *oldswarriorMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I know we have had our differences in opinion in the past, but hope you have a speedy recovery.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Can you ask for suction on your dick?

Get well soon.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hey Mr T, I've been in hospital 3 times in the past 3 years. The food, as you say, isn't too bad these days, although you seem to get carrots with everything.

Oramorph kicks ass, I was hallucinating on it sometimes

All the best, get well soon

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Autumn Internationals to keep you occupied/amused

Hope ops and recovery go well

Take care

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Thank you all… ace was strangely right ..last night meal was sausage mash and carrots!!! Lol

Also.. no rugby.. I refuse to watch Amazon rugby… it just didn’t feel right! Lol I’ll watch the football and see if ole gets sacked!! Lol

The nurses are cool, getting use to the surroundings…

More oramorph for me!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I hope your recovery is quick and not too painful. Oramorph is incredible, enjoy Fabio.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Thank you all… ace was strangely right ..last night meal was sausage mash and carrots!!! Lol

Also.. no rugby.. I refuse to watch Amazon rugby… it just didn’t feel right! Lol I’ll watch the football and see if ole gets sacked!! Lol

The nurses are cool, getting use to the surroundings…

More oramorph for me!!! "

Are you allowed visitors, or would I need to disguise myself as a nurse?

Lady Astor

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Sometimes I do wonder about people… I have been asked but 2 separate people if I am available to meet.. lol

It’s not like I didn’t put something in my status update…

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Sometimes I do wonder about people… I have been asked but 2 separate people if I am available to meet.. lol

It’s not like I didn’t put something in my status update…

I only asked! See I have this nurses uniform that’s still box fresh…

Have you managed to hallucinate off the oramorph yet? My dad was seeing puppet shows turns out it was his own wiggling toes

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Sometimes I do wonder about people… I have been asked but 2 separate people if I am available to meet.. lol

It’s not like I didn’t put something in my status update…

I only asked! See I have this nurses uniform that’s still box fresh…

Have you managed to hallucinate off the oramorph yet? My dad was seeing puppet shows turns out it was his own wiggling toes

No, but I have just had a really lucid dream that I could be in 2 different places at once, with being in a hospital bed being the perfect alibi…

Can you tell my new powers were not used for good! Lol

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