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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just forgot we had a guest in the flat and did a fairly loud, wet fart... Found it pretty hard not to just laugh my arse off, once I remembered.

What unfortunate events have you got for me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just forgot we had a guest in the flat and did a fairly loud, wet fart... Found it pretty hard not to just laugh my arse off, once I remembered.

What unfortunate events have you got for me?! "

didnt think women farted, thought it just went by magic or pikseys or something, youve ruined my impression of women now

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Would of been a lot harder to explain to them if it was a fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just forgot we had a guest in the flat and did a fairly loud, wet fart... Found it pretty hard not to just laugh my arse off, once I remembered.

What unfortunate events have you got for me?!

didnt think women farted, thought it just went by magic or pikseys or something, youve ruined my impression of women now "

I'm quite good at that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops! Ah well, better out than in

I took a group of children to do a Forest School session yesterday, I slipped in the mud and twisted my ankle. The Toddlers thought it was great and all piled on

Ouch, it still hurts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooops! Ah well, better out than in

I took a group of children to do a Forest School session yesterday, I slipped in the mud and twisted my ankle. The Toddlers thought it was great and all piled on

Ouch, it still hurts "

True, true!

Oh no!! Hope it's feeling a bit better soon!

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By *urio77Man
over a year ago

northampton


"I just forgot we had a guest in the flat and did a fairly loud, wet fart... Found it pretty hard not to just laugh my arse off, once I remembered.

What unfortunate events have you got for me?! "

My son coming down the stairs for his dinner with my flesh light in his hand shouting what’s this dad

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By *urio77Man
over a year ago

northampton


"I just forgot we had a guest in the flat and did a fairly loud, wet fart... Found it pretty hard not to just laugh my arse off, once I remembered.

What unfortunate events have you got for me?!

My son coming down the stairs for his dinner with my flesh light in his hand shouting what’s this dad "

I seem to have killed the post with my oops. Glad I didn’t go balls deep now,phew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just forgot we had a guest in the flat and did a fairly loud, wet fart... Found it pretty hard not to just laugh my arse off, once I remembered.

What unfortunate events have you got for me?!

My son coming down the stairs for his dinner with my flesh light in his hand shouting what’s this dad

I seem to have killed the post with my oops. Glad I didn’t go balls deep now,phew. "

Not nice

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By *urio77Man
over a year ago

northampton


"I just forgot we had a guest in the flat and did a fairly loud, wet fart... Found it pretty hard not to just laugh my arse off, once I remembered.

What unfortunate events have you got for me?!

My son coming down the stairs for his dinner with my flesh light in his hand shouting what’s this dad

I seem to have killed the post with my oops. Glad I didn’t go balls deep now,phew.

Not nice"

It wasn’t intentional,it was hidden in one of my drawers and he found it. Yeah totally agree,it wasn’t nice watching him holding it aloft whilst my ex wife was cutting the roast beef.

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