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"I'll be back after I Google what a harem is " That's safe to Google | |||
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"8 please. One a day and two on Sunday "Oops sorry. 7 men and 1 lady I think. | |||
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 technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy.. 
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"8 please. One a day and two on Sunday "
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"8 please. One a day and two on Sunday
Oops sorry. 7 men and 1 lady I think. "Does it have to be a lady or will just female do? I mean.... I'm guessing you don't plan to be that ladylike.....  | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!? "I'm totally in for the mindless chat! Right.... so we need to find just the one for you..... | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you..... "You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!! | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!! "Next thread...... | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!! "Beats my one every 2 years! | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!!
Beats my one every 2 years! "Don't make me pimp you two out! | |||
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"I'd like a harem "That's not a comprehensive answer to the question Sir O. Come along chicken, let's share with the class | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!!
Beats my one every 2 years!
Don't make me pimp you two out!"I’ll take Them both because my aspirations far exceed My ability but i can finally disappoint More than one woman at a a time #livingthedream  | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!!
Beats my one every 2 years!
Don't make me pimp you two out!
I’ll take Them both because my aspirations far exceed My ability but i can finally disappoint More than one woman at a a time #livingthedream "Hang on! If I'm pimping them we have to discuss rates! (Not actually pimping them out mods, I promise) | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!!
Beats my one every 2 years!
Don't make me pimp you two out!
I’ll take Them both because my aspirations far exceed My ability but i can finally disappoint More than one woman at a a time #livingthedream
Hang on! If I'm pimping them we have to discuss rates!
(Not actually pimping them out mods, I promise)"I have cake - just saying | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!!
Beats my one every 2 years!
Don't make me pimp you two out!
I’ll take Them both because my aspirations far exceed My ability but i can finally disappoint More than one woman at a a time #livingthedream
Hang on! If I'm pimping them we have to discuss rates!
(Not actually pimping them out mods, I promise)
I have cake - just saying "I'm not a massive cake fan. Especially after the disappointment of being promised brownies last week and not receiving. Not that I'm bitter. What else you got? | |||
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"Can I just be in a harem? Even being wheeled out in rotation would up my quota of bedroom action at present "What are your notable skills? I'll find a harem for you. | |||
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"I'd want 3 or 4 women but ideally with there husbands watching and joining in when I get tired" So 6-8 mixed doubles for you..... | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle? "I can so see you as him! | |||
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"Can I just be in a harem? Even being wheeled out in rotation would up my quota of bedroom action at present
What are your notable skills? I'll find a harem for you."I can perform cunnilingus in six different languages | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle? "You can be the communal jester that’s wheeled out for an hour a day. | |||
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"Can I just be in a harem? Even being wheeled out in rotation would up my quota of bedroom action at present
What are your notable skills? I'll find a harem for you.
I can perform cunnilingus in six different languages"Ooooh! Tell you what, slip your face in my box again and I'll see where I can fit you in | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
You can be the communal jester that’s wheeled out for an hour a day."I've always been partial to a funnyman | |||
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"I'm going for five, feel like it should be an odd number" Odd, you say? Odd is always good! | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
I'm totally in for the mindless chat!
Right.... so we need to find just the one for you.....
You say that like it’s simple I fancy on average one human a year if I’m lucky!!!!
Beats my one every 2 years!
Don't make me pimp you two out!
I’ll take Them both because my aspirations far exceed My ability but i can finally disappoint More than one woman at a a time #livingthedream
Hang on! If I'm pimping them we have to discuss rates!
(Not actually pimping them out mods, I promise)
I have cake - just saying
I'm not a massive cake fan. Especially after the disappointment of being promised brownies last week and not receiving. Not that I'm bitter.
What else you got? "a variety of alcoholic beverages…. And a tongue like a bullfrog. - in case thats relevant | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle? "Or you, in Carry On Up the Cadbury Canal | |||
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"I'm going for five, feel like it should be an odd number Odd, you say? Odd is always good!" You know it | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
Or you, in Carry On Up the Cadbury Canal "pmsl at this!! | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
You can be the communal jester that’s wheeled out for an hour a day.
I've always been partial to a funnyman "You knobbing Rex?!?!?!  | |||
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" I have cake - just saying
I'm not a massive cake fan. Especially after the disappointment of being promised brownies last week and not receiving. Not that I'm bitter.
What else you got? a variety of alcoholic beverages…. And a tongue like a bullfrog. - in case thats relevant "Don't bullfrogs have kinda bumpy tongues as well?  | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
Or you, in Carry On Up the Cadbury Canal "Dying! | |||
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"I'm going for five, feel like it should be an odd number Odd, you say? Odd is always good! You know it "I know some odd ones..... | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
I can so see you as him! "Pphhhhwwwwooorrrrrrr | |||
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Heck, I can probably squeeze Rex Holes in, too!
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
You can be the communal jester that’s wheeled out for an hour a day."You can be Monday | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
You can be the communal jester that’s wheeled out for an hour a day.
I've always been partial to a funnyman
You knobbing Rex?!?!?! "He bends over well | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
I can so see you as him!
Pphhhhwwwwooorrrrrrr "Yeah baby | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
Or you, in Carry On Up the Cadbury Canal "In | |||
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"Is this like Sid James in Carry On up the jungle?
You can be the communal jester that’s wheeled out for an hour a day.
I've always been partial to a funnyman
You knobbing Rex?!?!?! "Saff! He's mine!!! | |||
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"I think I have enough in my hareem nowadays, Posh. Bit if Sam Tender wants to join, I'll squeeze him in
Heck, I can probably squeeze Rex Holes in, too!
(Yes up there!) "Aww Red! You're so accommodating | |||
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"I think I have enough in my hareem nowadays, Posh. Bit if Sam Tender wants to join, I'll squeeze him in
Heck, I can probably squeeze Rex Holes in, too!
(Yes up there!)
Aww Red! You're so accommodating "What? No! You fiddled my reply, you witch! | |||
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" I have cake - just saying
I'm not a massive cake fan. Especially after the disappointment of being promised brownies last week and not receiving. Not that I'm bitter.
What else you got? a variety of alcoholic beverages…. And a tongue like a bullfrog. - in case thats relevant
Don't bullfrogs have kinda bumpy tongues as well? "did you just have a moment thinking about that xxx | |||
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"Probably 2 men. I'd see them day about and sometimes both together. " Ooh a sensible lady! Good call | |||
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"I think I have enough in my hareem nowadays, Posh. Bit if Sam Tender wants to join, I'll squeeze him in
Heck, I can probably squeeze Rex Holes in, too!
(Yes up there!)
Aww Red! You're so accommodating
What? No! You fiddled my reply, you witch! "Me? Noooooo. Was Saff | |||
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"Okay so I back with my answer " Do you need a drum roll? | |||
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" I have cake - just saying
I'm not a massive cake fan. Especially after the disappointment of being promised brownies last week and not receiving. Not that I'm bitter.
What else you got? a variety of alcoholic beverages…. And a tongue like a bullfrog. - in case thats relevant
Don't bullfrogs have kinda bumpy tongues as well? did you just have a moment thinking about that xxx "I have too many moments thinking about a tongue  | |||
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"Okay so I back with my answer Do you need a drum roll? "May be an anti climax haha | |||
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"I'd like 3 women. All bi. 2 older, 1 my age or younger. And we all live together, they play together as well and send me videos and pics when I'm not there. " Ooooh saucy! Not convinced 3 women in a house is ever a good plan..... you've heard about when cycles sync and they go mental, right? | |||
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"dont you mean 1 a day and all on sunday,,, lol "You've met Nora then? | |||
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"I'd like 3 women. All bi. 2 older, 1 my age or younger. And we all live together, they play together as well and send me videos and pics when I'm not there. Ooooh saucy! Not convinced 3 women in a house is ever a good plan..... you've heard about when cycles sync and they go mental, right?" That's when i will be 'out' lol | |||
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"I'd like 3 women. All bi. 2 older, 1 my age or younger. And we all live together, they play together as well and send me videos and pics when I'm not there. Ooooh saucy! Not convinced 3 women in a house is ever a good plan..... you've heard about when cycles sync and they go mental, right? That's when i will be 'out' lol" Good call! | |||
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"I'd like to be in a couple's Harem. A Master and a Mistress with myself and 3 other Orally Bi men subservient to them. And a couple of Ladies subservient to all of us. We would meet up once a month on a Friday and be released on Sunday Lunchtime. " You've thought this through. I like that | |||
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"I'd like 3 women. All bi. 2 older, 1 my age or younger. And we all live together, they play together as well and send me videos and pics when I'm not there. Ooooh saucy! Not convinced 3 women in a house is ever a good plan..... you've heard about when cycles sync and they go mental, right? That's when i will be 'out' lol" That's why you need us older chicks - no cycles. And we have HRT | |||
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"I'd like 3 women. All bi. 2 older, 1 my age or younger. And we all live together, they play together as well and send me videos and pics when I'm not there. Ooooh saucy! Not convinced 3 women in a house is ever a good plan..... you've heard about when cycles sync and they go mental, right? That's when i will be 'out' lol That's why you need us older chicks - no cycles. And we have HRT "Yes see I thought this through | |||
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"I’d like 7 that I can bum please. They must have big tits as well "All at once or one a day? | |||
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"I’d like 7 that I can bum please. They must have big tits as well
All at once or one a day?"One a day. Do you think I’m FFFFFFFM squirt man or something? | |||
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"I’d like 7 that I can bum please. They must have big tits as well "1 out of 2 ain’t bad | |||
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"I’d like 7 that I can bum please. They must have big tits as well
1 out of 2 ain’t bad "You want bumming again? | |||
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"I’d like 7 that I can bum please. They must have big tits as well
1 out of 2 ain’t bad
You want bumming again? " | |||
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"I think there are 3 women I would love to have in my harem. And my wife. " Good job you added that last bit | |||
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"I’d like 7 that I can bum please. They must have big tits as well
All at once or one a day?
One a day. Do you think I’m FFFFFFFM squirt man or something? "Good point. You don't do that.... | |||
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"It's kinda freaky how much thought people have put into this "Oi, I resemble that remark! It's late, I'm bored, I'm waiting for the other half to come back. Excuses, excuses. | |||
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I'll go with anyone who'd have me | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me "You can have me | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me
You can have me "Well there's an offer I can't refuse | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me
You can have me
Well there's an offer I can't refuse "We both have 1 then, welcome | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics. " | |||
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"It's kinda freaky how much thought people have put into this
Oi, I resemble that remark! It's late, I'm bored, I'm waiting for the other half to come back. Excuses, excuses. "A fine tale, Meli | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me
You can have me
Well there's an offer I can't refuse
We both have 1 then, welcome "Hope your organizational skills are better than mine, else it won't be much of a harem | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine "I just want the log cabin and the hot tub! | |||
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"I think there are 3 women I would love to have in my harem. And my wife. " How often? | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!"Can I come? X | |||
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"A few times a week. Being realistic. 2 or 3... maybe 4 on occasion " At the same time? | |||
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"Two men. One couple. One woman. I wouldn't have them all living together (although they're all of the nerdy persuasion and leftie so would probably get on very well), I'd keep them sated between dalliances and romps with photos of my boobs because I'm kind like that. And me using my glass dildo. Selfless. I'd see one daily, one every other week and the others, maybe every other month? That's me sorted. " I'm enjoying how well you thought it through | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me
You can have me
Well there's an offer I can't refuse
We both have 1 then, welcome
Hope your organizational skills are better than mine, else it won't be much of a harem "I'm 50/50 | |||
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"It's kinda freaky how much thought people have put into this "Good, innit | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!"See… now I know where I’m going wrong… scrap the harem I’ll go to the log cabin on my own | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!
See… now I know where I’m going wrong… scrap the harem I’ll go to the log cabin on my own "I was just about to say this! That’s my idea of heaven! | |||
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"I'd like 10 in mine, I love some variety and they would be all women and different ages and sizes so I have every want and need covered. I don't think this is too much to wish for "I have no doubt you'll make it work! If there's room..... | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me "I'll be your PA | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!
Can I come? X"Absolutely without a shadow of a doubt your invited xx | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!
See… now I know where I’m going wrong… scrap the harem I’ll go to the log cabin on my own
I was just about to say this! That’s my idea of heaven!"3 log cabins then..... | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics. "7 completely different women,shape,size,creed. 7 keys,1 front door and see what happens | |||
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"8 women and 1 man please A woman on a Monday for mutual masterbation A man and a woman on a Tuesday for threesome A woman on a Wednesday to whip me for being wicked A woman on a Thursday for tongues A woman on a Friday for fucking A woman on a Saturday for Sitting on my face And 2 women on a Sunday for sucking me on sinners day. " I'm enjoying your attention to detail here Matt.... | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics. "Not far off what happens currently 3-4 weekly Mixed group , bi largely 6-7 people With some 1:1s or smaller groups in between Any more than every 3-4 weeks and there is a risk of familiarity breeds contempt I think long term. What I love particularly is the 2-3pm until 9am duration | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics.
7 completely different women,shape,size,creed. 7 keys,1 front door and see what happens "That sounds dangerous! | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics.
Not far off what happens currently
3-4 weekly
Mixed group , bi largely
6-7 people
With some 1:1s or smaller groups in between
Any more than every 3-4 weeks and there is a risk of familiarity breeds contempt I think long term.
What I love particularly is the 2-3pm until 9am duration "Sounds like you're all set | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics.
7 completely different women,shape,size,creed. 7 keys,1 front door and see what happens
That sounds dangerous!"Haha possibly but they don’t know that they are one of 7 and they would receive a text randomly requesting a meet. They would never meet each other unless I accidentally texted another one or two  | |||
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"I'd like 10 in mine, I love some variety and they would be all women and different ages and sizes so I have every want and need covered. I don't think this is too much to wish for
I have no doubt you'll make it work!
If there's room..... "You know you're welcome | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics.
7 completely different women,shape,size,creed. 7 keys,1 front door and see what happens
That sounds dangerous!
Haha possibly but they don’t know that they are one of 7 and they would receive a text randomly requesting a meet. They would never meet each other unless I accidentally texted another one or two "They have keys.... what's to stop them popping round? | |||
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"I'd like 10 in mine, I love some variety and they would be all women and different ages and sizes so I have every want and need covered. I don't think this is too much to wish for
I have no doubt you'll make it work!
If there's room.....
You know you're welcome "I'm in | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me
I'll be your PA"Think you'd look rather amazing in a sexy secretary outfit | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me
You can have me
Well there's an offer I can't refuse
We both have 1 then, welcome
Hope your organizational skills are better than mine, else it won't be much of a harem
I'm 50/50 " | |||
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"I too disorganised to sort any kind of harem
I'll go with anyone who'd have me
I'll be your PA
Think you'd look rather amazing in a sexy secretary outfit "Why thank you my dear..... I'll do my best for you | |||
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"I'd like 10 in mine, I love some variety and they would be all women and different ages and sizes so I have every want and need covered. I don't think this is too much to wish for
I have no doubt you'll make it work!
If there's room.....
You know you're welcome
I'm in "I just need 8 more now | |||
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"I'd like 10 in mine, I love some variety and they would be all women and different ages and sizes so I have every want and need covered. I don't think this is too much to wish for
I have no doubt you'll make it work!
If there's room.....
You know you're welcome
I'm in
I just need 8 more now "See what a great idea this was! | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics.
7 completely different women,shape,size,creed. 7 keys,1 front door and see what happens
That sounds dangerous!
Haha possibly but they don’t know that they are one of 7 and they would receive a text randomly requesting a meet. They would never meet each other unless I accidentally texted another one or two
They have keys.... what's to stop them popping round?"That’s the beauty of it all. If we are having a good time they’ll want to come back regardless of the text and hopefully become a harem without me pressuring them to do so . Well in my mind I can’t go wrong | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics.
7 completely different women,shape,size,creed. 7 keys,1 front door and see what happens
That sounds dangerous!
Haha possibly but they don’t know that they are one of 7 and they would receive a text randomly requesting a meet. They would never meet each other unless I accidentally texted another one or two
They have keys.... what's to stop them popping round?
That’s the beauty of it all. If we are having a good time they’ll want to come back regardless of the text and hopefully become a harem without me pressuring them to do so . Well in my mind I can’t go wrong "Your mind is a sweet place.... I'm not going to ruin the illusion | |||
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"I'd like 10 in mine, I love some variety and they would be all women and different ages and sizes so I have every want and need covered. I don't think this is too much to wish for
I have no doubt you'll make it work!
If there's room.....
You know you're welcome
I'm in
I just need 8 more now
See what a great idea this was!"I think it was, you do come up with some good threads | |||
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"I'd like 10 in mine, I love some variety and they would be all women and different ages and sizes so I have every want and need covered. I don't think this is too much to wish for
I have no doubt you'll make it work!
If there's room.....
You know you're welcome
I'm in
I just need 8 more now
See what a great idea this was!
I think it was, you do come up with some good threads "Be prepared.... tomorrow I'm requiring perving | |||
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"I'm far too unorganised to think of how I'd even go about one, never mind how many "Seems like a lot of work to me! | |||
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"One person. Male. And I need him at least twice weekly. "Cut me real deep LBC. That hurts  | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!"Due to cutbacks we got you a shed with a foot spa - no power so you may have to improvise for jacuzzi bubbles xx | |||
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"I'm far too unorganised to think of how I'd even go about one, never mind how many "I'll help you, you can join mine | |||
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"One person. Male. And I need him at least twice weekly. "Only at least twice, is that one day twice or multiple times twice a week? | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!
Due to cutbacks we got you a shed with a foot spa - no power so you may have to improvise for jacuzzi bubbles xx"I'll go live with Saff in hers. And take the foot spa. We will use the shed as the dungeon. | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of" Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x | |||
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"I'd like a weekend log cabin in the new forest 3 guys 5 ladies and a hot tub..... Oh my could you imagine
I just want the log cabin and the hot tub!
Due to cutbacks we got you a shed with a foot spa - no power so you may have to improvise for jacuzzi bubbles xx
I'll go live with Saff in hers. And take the foot spa. We will use the shed as the dungeon."Ffs no harem and now it’s shed and foot spa!?!!! I’m doing fab wrong!!! | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x" | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x" Eh? I couldn’t be happier my friend | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x Glad to hear it mate. I just thought you’re original post was confusing,considering the question was about a harem and you stated you only wanted one person. I was concerned that maybe you were gong through a bad time and just trying to lighten the mood. Eh? I couldn’t be happier my friend " | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x Glad to hear it mate. I just thought you’re original post was confusing,considering the question was about a harem and you stated you only wanted one person. I was concerned that maybe you were gong through a bad time and just trying to lighten the mood. Eh? I couldn’t be happier my friend "Just bringing some balance to all the above perverts | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x Glad to hear it mate. I just thought you’re original post was confusing,considering the question was about a harem and you stated you only wanted one person. I was concerned that maybe you were gong through a bad time and just trying to lighten the mood. Eh? I couldn’t be happier my friend
Just bringing some balance to all the above perverts "I’m hearing ya | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!? " | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x Glad to hear it mate. I just thought you’re original post was confusing,considering the question was about a harem and you stated you only wanted one person. I was concerned that maybe you were gong through a bad time and just trying to lighten the mood. Eh? I couldn’t be happier my friend
Just bringing some balance to all the above perverts
I’m hearing ya "Thanks for reaching out though it’s much appreciated  | |||
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"I’m not sure you can call it a harem but mine is full with just one woman who is everything I could ever of asked for and even more that I could of dreamed of Correct it’s not a harem. There’s more than one in a harem. I’m sure the post wasn’t about your favourite Mills & Boon book.Joking aside, If your feeling down mate and I genuinely mean this,I don’t think this is the best site to be on. Hope you’re ok chief x Glad to hear it mate. I just thought you’re original post was confusing,considering the question was about a harem and you stated you only wanted one person. I was concerned that maybe you were gong through a bad time and just trying to lighten the mood. Eh? I couldn’t be happier my friend
Just bringing some balance to all the above perverts
I’m hearing ya
Thanks for reaching out though it’s much appreciated "No worries | |||
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"Wellllllll…… technically one that can be locked in a cellar and fed cake hourly. That’s a push with my current rate of fancying so I’ll not aim too high….
I would obviously accept pretty men to do jobs and look all manly and lovely.. and I’d need girl mates in adjoining houses for mindless chat in between feeding the dungeon so it could easily spear into a kinda commune with lockable doors….
But yes one for the dungeon please Posh… I’ll not be greedy..
How about you?!?
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"I think there are 3 women I would love to have in my harem. And my wife. How often? " Once a week I would meet one of them. And on the 4th week we could all hang together. (Although one I would like to chain up in a celler) Two of them have partners that I know of and the first of them has a bf of sorts so the monthly get together would be a big group. They are quite different personalities but I think we could make it work. | |||
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"So...... what's your ideal fab harem? I'm not saying name names, because "he knows, she knows and they know" makes for a boring thread (and that's all you'd get out of me so I can't be a hypocrite). But how many members? What sex are they or are you going for a mixture? And how often would you be seeing the members of the harem? Are you a one a day? Two a week? No one for 3 months and then all at once? Give me details people. I need them. Because it's Friday night and while my jimjams are well exciting..... they aren't entertaining me as much as I thought they might! Please note.... I am using harem to describe any sex, let's not get caught up in semantics. "I can do with 5 ladies in the harem. I would go for a mix of body sizes but all essentially must be partners that enjoy sex with an intimate connection to the fullest. I am the candle light with oil massage wild kind of man. | |||
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So 3 guys including me and 7 ladies sounds like a good number and a few of ladies would need to be bi | |||
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"10 including me, going to need a couple of guys because in all honesty I can't please all the ladies on my own
So 3 guys including me and 7 ladies sounds like a good number and a few of ladies would need to be bi "I just realised I had already posted before | |||
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"10 including me, going to need a couple of guys because in all honesty I can't please all the ladies on my own
So 3 guys including me and 7 ladies sounds like a good number and a few of ladies would need to be bi
I just realised I had already posted before "Just got all over excited about the idea of the harem again didn't you
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"10 including me, going to need a couple of guys because in all honesty I can't please all the ladies on my own
So 3 guys including me and 7 ladies sounds like a good number and a few of ladies would need to be bi
I just realised I had already posted before
Just got all over excited about the idea of the harem again didn't you
Posh "Nah he's greedy and wants two different harems | |||
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"10 including me, going to need a couple of guys because in all honesty I can't please all the ladies on my own
So 3 guys including me and 7 ladies sounds like a good number and a few of ladies would need to be bi
I just realised I had already posted before
Just got all over excited about the idea of the harem again didn't you
Posh "Definitely | |||
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"10 including me, going to need a couple of guys because in all honesty I can't please all the ladies on my own
So 3 guys including me and 7 ladies sounds like a good number and a few of ladies would need to be bi
I just realised I had already posted before
Just got all over excited about the idea of the harem again didn't you
Posh
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