FabSwingers.com forum: Come and have a moan, :-)

By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Ok time to moan. Its good for you.

But, no serious stuff.

Keep it petty.

Keep it funny

Keep it going and bugg everyone.

How did batman keep the bat cave secret when he had a lazysusan built for his bat car :-/

Why did no 1 in fast and furious ever fill up the cars, those things drink fuel.

Why in action movies does no 1 tut or mutter when the bad guy is running through a street and passive agressivly shout ugh.. excuse you!!! Twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo

How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo

How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity "

The gun thing bugs me..

But i have ignored a friend when they did there hair different lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abba tickets!

Have you seen the price of them??

A bloody disgrace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abba tickets!

Have you seen the price of them??

A bloody disgrace

They’re not even going to be there, it’ll just be a hologram of them

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Why do lead actors in movie sequels look different

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Why do lead actors in movie sequels look different

It's called ageing

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cinema food and drink. Ridiculous price. It'd be cheaper to eat at a Michelin 3 star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people park their car at the side of yours in an empty car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did only 2 people ever die in the A Team given how many bullets were fired?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

James Bond is rubbish. He has a fight on top of a train or on the roof of offices. Then he just adjusts his collar and walks off without being sweaty or dirty???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it whenever i get a new mobile upgrade they go and release a new model and just like that my upgrade becomes old tech

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Ooooooooohhhhhh....oooooooooo.... mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn.... uuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnn

That's me groaning at my vibrator

But I will moan about rude, offensive, discriminative, self righteous, mindless customers! This week has been awful for abuse in retail. Panic sets in as the second to last pay goes in before Christmas and suddenly we, the retail team, are the ones to take blame for everything! Please be nice to us! We probably agree and are in the same situation as everyone, we can't get these products either! But we have a job to do and being screamed at hurts!

Rant done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abba tickets!

Have you seen the price of them??

A bloody disgrace

They’re not even going to be there, it’ll just be a hologram of them"

Yes we know. We were looking last night and some of the tickets were over £600

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Went to a pub. Ordered food and drink from table to the table from our phone...

still had to get up and hunt round to find the salt.

Dont make me move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Megan Fox so freaking gorgeous??? Like it’s SOOOOO unfair and I had enough of this unfairness !! I demand to speak to the manager (God)… like now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started watching "You" on Netflix. Poor writing that lacks any logic accompanied by some horrible acting. Wannabe Dexter. But I can't stop watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started watching "You" on Netflix. Poor writing that lacks any logic accompanied by some horrible acting. Wannabe Dexter. But I can't stop watching

I wanna complain and moan about what you just said! Joe is like … a dream boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started watching "You" on Netflix. Poor writing that lacks any logic accompanied by some horrible acting. Wannabe Dexter. But I can't stop watching

I wanna complain and moan about what you just said! Joe is like … a dream boat

I can understand the attraction towards him. I can't keep my eyes off Beck. The reason why I go back to watch even though I hate the show.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

Awww

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Why are so many people absolutely glued to their phones even whilst walking down the street and crossing the roads? Is everyone brainwashed? Is this the master plan?? Morons !!

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

Why can't I have 2 women in my bed ... woe is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

I hope Bezos and Musk work on creating completely realistic humans rather than space tourism shit

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Why guys start "do women like..." as if all women came of a production line and they just need the cheat codes to unlock them lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

Awww

I've been trying everything and it's just not happening so I'm on my way to you now

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why guys start "do women like..." as if all women came of a production line and they just need the cheat codes to unlock them lol"

Up down left right up down left right up down left right up down left right

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Why guys start "do women like..." as if all women came of a production line and they just need the cheat codes to unlock them lol

Up down left right up down left right up down left right up down left right

Yes

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

Why can't I have 2 women in my bed ... woe is me "

You could but they usually hog the bed so you might end up on the floor

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

I hope Bezos and Musk work on creating completely realistic humans rather than space tourism shit

I really hope so

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why guys start "do women like..." as if all women came of a production line and they just need the cheat codes to unlock them lol

Up down left right up down left right up down left right up down left right

Yes

I definitely agree with you, I'm bored of seeing the same questions daily and it's always going to be a some do, some don't answer

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By *infully AddictiveMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Rant #1) Receiving 6 Chips in a miniaturised metal plant pot at a restaurant and being charged £2.50!!

Rant #2) Films - Don't hide behind a car door whilst being shot at - You'd be dead in real life.

Rant #3) Firework events - stop playing shitty music - I wanna hear JUST the fireworks!!

Rant(s) over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex cops who already have huge pensions sitting on their asses in speed camera vans in low accident areas. If they must exist let some poor unemployed person do the job , it ain't rocket science ! ( rant over..sort of )

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Why can't I just click my fingers and have a lovely woman appear in my bed?

Life is incredibly unfair and I'm just not happy about it

Awww

I've been trying everything and it's just not happening so I'm on my way to you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Ted Baker use a different sizing guide to any other shop in the world

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Why are ballons so hard to tie.

My fingers hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right shoulder and right side of my neck are really tense and sore agaaaiiinnnn.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Why are there so many bounty sweets in a box of celebrations?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Why do Ted Baker use a different sizing guide to any other shop in the world "

Ain't that the truth. I've seen stuff I liked but didn't buy because I can't be arsed to study and research their weird sizes.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Why are there so many bounty sweets in a box of celebrations? "

Send them my way.

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Its cosy and warm in the bath. But i forgot to put the heating on.

Now i dont wanna get out.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Why does the person in front of me in at the cash machine always use 3 different cards and get a print out for all of them??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone put the old E-numbers ingredients back into Smarties!!

They taste rubbish now!!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo

How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity

The gun thing bugs me..

But i have ignored a friend when they did there hair different lol"

The one with guns that annoys me is someone getting shot, but can still aim perfectly? Aye, right.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Why can't some people be bothered to take back their shopping trolley & leave them in the car park?

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By *rafficvanMan
over a year ago

Middletown

"Abba tickets!

Have you seen the price of them??

A bloody disgrace

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all about money money money in a rich man's world

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By *rafficvanMan
over a year ago

Middletown

"Why do people park their car at the side of yours in an empty car park"
...... I bloody hate that.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Ex cops who already have huge pensions sitting on their asses in speed camera vans in low accident areas. If they must exist let some poor unemployed person do the job , it ain't rocket science ! ( rant over..sort of )"

Oh bravo sir. They are "working from home" the silhouette you see in the van is a cardboard cut out... I mean its a speed camera... The equivalent of a yellow box on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people park their car at the side of yours in an empty car park"

Exactly, I park away from the entrance so not to get my car doors bumped or dented, when I come out the store my car is surrounded wtf

grrrr

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Why do packets of stuff keep getting sneakily smaller? Cereal, sweets, biscuits...

And why does anything you buy from amazon only last 3 months before it stops working?

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Why does the bag for cornflakes not open like a bag of crisps and always tears down vertically??

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Why do I alwayd forget to turn off my alarms on a weekend. And wake up stupidly early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do fab users have numbers in their name like their a barcode scanner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people on trains seem to have decided they no longer need headphones?

And why do they always have the worst taste in music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going to moan I’m going to praise, and say to all the people who indicate on roundabouts, you my friends are the little legends of this world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in Fuerteventura, 30m gusty winds and cloudy. Not happy

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester M3 4JQ

Ahhhhhh ooooooohhhh hmmmmmm yaahhhhhh ooooooaaaaaa awwwww ahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaa oooooooo

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Ahhhhhh ooooooohhhh hmmmmmm yaahhhhhh ooooooaaaaaa awwwww ahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaa oooooooo "

Now thats a good moan

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Why does houswork never do its self. No matter how long i leave it :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come when I get soya milk in my coffee from the shop it's fine but when I put it in my own it goes all weird?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Abba tickets!

Have you seen the price of them??

A bloody disgrace

Money Money Money

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Having the whole of sky tv and the internets vast selection of shows. But still having nothing to watch :-/

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was going to order a takeaway tonight, (still hungover and can’t be arsed.)

Food would have been about a tenner, five quid in delivery and service charges…

Tin of soup and some cheese on toast it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Villa are rubbish.

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I was going to order a takeaway tonight, (still hungover and can’t be arsed.)

Food would have been about a tenner, five quid in delivery and service charges…

Tin of soup and some cheese on toast it was! "

A winning meal. Yum

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo

How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity "

So they can see better

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

"Why do people park their car at the side of yours in an empty car park"

And it's always on the drivers side up close too

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Decathlon don't take cash. My son rode his push bike 10 miles to spend his pocket money. I get a phone call, mum they don't take cash, can you come and pay by card?

He cycles 4 miles to grandmas to mske his pocket money, cutting grass ect. He's 14 so a hard worker.

I jump in the car, it takes me a 2 hour round trip. Due to road works! 13 mins drive each way normally. I was so cross by tge time I got there, I let rip, but he got a discount.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Apparently if there is a bit of liquid in the bottle then it is not empty, this applies to any pop, milk or bottles of water that are in our fridge according to our son.

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Mornings are far to early these days.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Stick insects are far too good at camouflaging themselves after escaping, I am finding them in the most random places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cinema food and drink. Ridiculous price. It'd be cheaper to eat at a Michelin 3 star. "

Agreed, but it’s how they make their money ... not on the films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick insects are far too good at camouflaging themselves after escaping, I am finding them in the most random places "

That’s cute! Do they ever find their way back to their tank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t roses or quality street have coffee creams in anymore

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Why don’t roses or quality street have coffee creams in anymore

I know why…. They’re yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t roses or quality street have coffee creams in anymore

I know why…. They’re yuk

Ey you! They are the best chocolates ever

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Stick insects are far too good at camouflaging themselves after escaping, I am finding them in the most random places "

That is a quality moan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t more people know about the demolition of WTC7!

Does my swede in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do guns in movies rarely run out of ammo

How can putting on glasses hide superman's and supergirl's identity "

They reload them while they are going to the toilet. You never see that either.

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