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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... desert spoon in Intrigued32 House. Because D is a wonderful cake baker and Jo would lick me every day.

If you could be a household item in another fabbers house.. what would you be and why. Don't say a bed. Let's skip the obvious.

Thanks K from Beyond Purity for inspiring this post with your clever fork comment

Let's dig in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a mirror, so I get to do everything you lot get up to but backwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d be a mirror, so I get to do everything you lot get up to but backwards "

Always the opposite eh?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Can I be west country’s wet pants please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be west country’s wet pants please? "

What does he get up to with them

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Can I be west country’s wet pants please?

What does he get up to with them "

well he washes in them.. he’s pure filth that one. Do not believe the innocent face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be west country’s wet pants please?

What does he get up to with them

well he washes in them.. he’s pure filth that one. Do not believe the innocent face. "

I just saw the pic. Very ekhm.. transparent why you'd pick that.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Granny Crumpets Tea Strainer, a basic but very important job that needs dedication, as if I mess it up there will be an explosion of leaves as she takes a slurp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Granny Crumpets Tea Strainer, a basic but very important job that needs dedication, as if I mess it up there will be an explosion of leaves as she takes a slurp "

Strained but not stirred..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be a mirror, so I get to do everything you lot get up to but backwards

Always the opposite eh? "

Always contrary

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I might be Tmontana's tool belt or Lorenzo's underpants

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Someone is bound to say toilet seat !!! Nooooo not yet. ok I will be one in a ladies toilet As most guys piss over everything.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I might be Tmontana's tool belt or Lorenzo's underpants "

What temperature do I need to wash you on? And what setting?

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be ACs chocolate brownie mixing spoon

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I might be Tmontana's tool belt or Lorenzo's underpants

What temperature do I need to wash you on? And what setting?

K"

I'm a cool wash, I get a bit flustered at high temperatures I'd say delicates, but someone will tell me no. Just a cool daily wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone is bound to say toilet seat !!! Nooooo not yet. ok I will be one in a ladies toilet As most guys piss over everything."

But you wouldn't get included in a photo. Unless it was a man's one

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ll be Rose’s favourite plate…as I want to used as much as possible and I’m very dishy

K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be Rose’s favourite plate…as I want to used as much as possible and I’m very dishy

K"

Shall I lick it clean when I am done ?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I’ll be Rose’s favourite plate…as I want to used as much as possible and I’m very dishy

K

Shall I lick it clean when I am done ? "

From the bottom to the top and all round the edges…

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"... desert spoon in Intrigued32 House. Because D is a wonderful cake baker and Jo would lick me every day.

If you could be a household item in another fabbers house.. what would you be and why. Don't say a bed. Let's skip the obvious.

Thanks K from Beyond Purity for inspiring this post with your clever fork comment

Let's dig in.

"

Very creative thread. I'd lick you all day even without you being a dessert spoon!!

Can I be your pillow so I can comfort you whilst you sleep!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK OK, I volunteer to be Saffron40's bar of soap

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OK OK, I volunteer to be Saffron40's bar of soap "

She uses soap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... desert spoon in Intrigued32 House. Because D is a wonderful cake baker and Jo would lick me every day.

If you could be a household item in another fabbers house.. what would you be and why. Don't say a bed. Let's skip the obvious.

Thanks K from Beyond Purity for inspiring this post with your clever fork comment

Let's dig in.

Very creative thread. I'd lick you all day even without you being a dessert spoon!!

Can I be your pillow so I can comfort you whilst you sleep!

Jo.Xx "

I just fluffed one up and it's under my cheek. Would love that)

Thank you dear x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be Rose’s favourite plate…as I want to used as much as possible and I’m very dishy

K

Shall I lick it clean when I am done ?

From the bottom to the top and all round the edges… "

My tongue got numb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK OK, I volunteer to be Saffron40's bar of soap "

Hope you produce lots of bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be KBDs packet of biscuits (that a household item, right?)

Getting constantly dipped and drippin... Mmm.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Bing bang bosh!

And I'm a shower over a couple of hot sweaty bodies!!

Now to find a victim!

Jo.Xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A fanny flannel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fanny flannel "

But whose?

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