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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. Popcorn at the ready

2. Rant over

........ according to another thread SO .... what else we banning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Treat her with respect guys” in veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You first Op”

“Some will, some won’t”

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Is it just me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

#anything

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

We’re banning any sex goals . Like orgasms or squirting

Love making though is in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ve been kayaking (or other water based activity insert here)”

On a water sports thread

*fucking yawn*…that gag went out with Nelsons eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirters to the front

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Unread message deleted

They don't need to reply

Block and move on

I've been blocked

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

It’s political correctness gone mad!

No, really, I want that banned!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of car gag on an escort thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick for hours

Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can lick for hours

Fuck off."

I can!!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Squirters to the front "

Double squirters or you're not doing it right

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Can I ask u a question x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cums for England

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't pass him by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't pass him by"

Lol a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask u a question x"

Not a question if you don’t put a ?

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

"Professional" in your profile"

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Squirters to the front

Double squirters or you're not doing it right"

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Don't miss out on this one

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Sorry you’re not my type - i’ll be up to my armpits in the sexy stuff!! Shag Island here I come !!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

#he/she/theyknowwhotheyare. Makes my teeth itch that does!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

FACT !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask u a question x

Not a question if you don’t put a ? "

And if you do put a ? you've already asked a question and therefore your question is redundant and possibly unwelcome.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"1. Popcorn at the ready

2. Rant over

........ according to another thread SO .... what else we banning ?"

•

Will Fill In Later?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Any claims to being some sort of hard case.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

"Milf"

milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any claims to being some sort of hard case."

Don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone claiming to be a hard case lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

"Milf"

milk

I don't take milf but sometimes i'm partial to bugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowflake.....it offends snowflakes!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can lick for hours

Fuck off."

I’m yawning already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cums for England "

Literally. GROSS!

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'bashing back doors in'...and derivatives thereof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown men with their bums out.

But faces are OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet"

Apparently some never tried them either … Ahem, Belle .. ahem

….

I never said anything

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet

Apparently some never tried them either … Ahem, Belle .. ahem

….

I never said anything

That’s just freaky gurl

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet"
its horrendous isn't it

those people are definitely serial killers

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Grown men with their bums out.

But faces are OK

Grown 'ass' men, thank you

It's ironic that his face pic has 4 fabs, yet all the dudes with a set of cheeks on show have far more

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

How have you got to this point in life without having a proper pud?! Makes me sad

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

"
we are shocked and appalled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No strings attached, NSA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet"

More puds for the people that do. Not a bad thing.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't bite...(hard/unless you ask me to)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

How have you got to this point in life without having a proper pud?! Makes me sad"

Makes me sad too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Stick thin, bony, real men like curves.... all banned.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

we are shocked and appalled

Noooooooo

Anyone wants to send me a recipe please do

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Toad in the hole is a Yorkshire pud, with sausage in it.

Shall we make some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet

Apparently some never tried them either … Ahem, Belle .. ahem

….

I never said anything

That’s just freaky gurl

Twinning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

we are shocked and appalled

Noooooooo

Anyone wants to send me a recipe please do

I tried to make them myself and they just deflate so yes. I need someone to explain the recipe properly!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Toad in the hole is a Yorkshire pud, with sausage in it.

Shall we make some?

Yesssss I love sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles: Discreet and professional.

Forums: snowflake and agree to disagree.

Posts: is no reply rude? Why am I having so little luck.

(This means I don't need to ban "key is patience")

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet

Apparently some never tried them either … Ahem, Belle .. ahem

….

I never said anything

That’s just freaky gurl

Twinning x

We is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I wanna include people who say

“But you should read every message and reply, otherwise you are rude”

Errr , thank you.. NEXT

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

we are shocked and appalled

Noooooooo

Anyone wants to send me a recipe please do

I tried to make them myself and they just deflate so yes. I need someone to explain the recipe properly!!!

Ohh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These new laws have taken all the fun out of upskirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

How have you got to this point in life without having a proper pud?! Makes me sad

Makes me sad too

Get yourself to a good carvery this weekend and report back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet

Apparently some never tried them either … Ahem, Belle .. ahem

….

I never said anything

That’s just freaky gurl

Twinning x

We is beautiful

Yes we is

xxx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

How have you got to this point in life without having a proper pud?! Makes me sad

Makes me sad too

Get yourself to a good carvery this weekend and report back.."

They ain’t really a thing over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to empty my load" "discreetly" FML

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

we are shocked and appalled

Noooooooo

Anyone wants to send me a recipe please do

It's the same as pancake batter x

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Toad in the hole is a Yorkshire pud, with sausage in it.

Shall we make some?

Yesssss I love sausage

You bring the toad, I'll bring the sausage.

Some Cumberland's from Tesco

filthy mind!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Please don’t ban squirting

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This thread made me puddin' hungry.

I found a vegan recipe and I will be having a huge plate of pud with lashings of gravy and veg...... slurp

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

we are shocked and appalled

Noooooooo

Anyone wants to send me a recipe please do

It's the same as pancake batter x"

Is it really

ohh I can make them

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Toad in the hole is a Yorkshire pud, with sausage in it.

Shall we make some?

Yesssss I love sausage

You bring the toad, I'll bring the sausage.

Some Cumberland's from Tesco

filthy mind!"

Total durt burd

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"I don't want to shag the whole site"

Unnecessary, I've never met anyone who does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for fun

How's you

It's not piss!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it. "

We need it Granny Crumpets puddings will beat Aunt Bessies any day

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Due to the nature of my job - you can’t see my face. Ever.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Heavy cummer

sucks like a dyson

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it.

We need it Granny Crumpets puddings will beat Aunt Bessies any day

So that appeals to my weak and feeble ego.

I'll post it again .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Due to the nature of my job - you can’t see my face. Ever. "

Oh .... I think I might adopt that stance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I don't want to shag the whole site"

Unnecessary, I've never met anyone who does

^ These are making me crack up. Another classic

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it.

We need it Granny Crumpets puddings will beat Aunt Bessies any day

So that appeals to my weak and feeble ego.

I'll post it again ..... "

Yay

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Due to the nature of my job - you can’t see my face. Ever. "

That’s so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to the nature of my job - you can’t see my face. Ever.

That’s so annoying

Because noone else has anything to lose ..

(I assume their job is "husband")

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By *igfoot77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm surprised no one has mentioned "looking to explore my bi side!" I mean is that on the left or on the right?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it.

We need it Granny Crumpets puddings will beat Aunt Bessies any day

So that appeals to my weak and feeble ego.

I'll post it again .....

Yay

Equal amounts of eggs, flour, milk, splash of water.

Use lard in the tins, get it really really really hot.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Quality over quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it.

We need it Granny Crumpets puddings will beat Aunt Bessies any day

So that appeals to my weak and feeble ego.

I'll post it again .....

Yay

Equal amounts of eggs, flour, milk, splash of water.

Use lard in the tins, get it really really really hot.

Thank you!!!!

What about if they deflate? Does it mean that I added too much of something??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Belle.......

1. Heat the oven to gas mark 6 ( or 7 or just fucking hot - you know your own oven)

2. Put oil or fat of choice into patty tin and put patty tin in oven to warm up.

3. While the oven is heating up

* Line up 3 identical glasses

* Put eggs in glass 1.

* Plain flour in glass 2. ( to the level of the eggs ) add a pinch of salt and pepper.

* Milk in glass 3. To the same level as the other two glasses.

4. Tip all glasses into bowl and whisk the fuck out of it - ( single cream consistency )

5. Leave the mix to the side for 10 mins to 30 mins while oven warms and you tidy up.

6. Take patty tin out of oven pour mix quickly into tins.

7. Put tin in hot oven and DO NOT OPEN for 5 to 10 mins depending on how much mix is in each tin.

Never fails. Heat and the right volume of ingredients.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Heavy cummer

sucks like a dyson

"
definitely 'heavy cummer' makes me gip everytime I see it wrote

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 05/11/21 17:08:00]

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it.

We need it Granny Crumpets puddings will beat Aunt Bessies any day

So that appeals to my weak and feeble ego.

I'll post it again .....

Yay

Equal amounts of eggs, flour, milk, splash of water.

Use lard in the tins, get it really really really hot.

Thank you!!!!

What about if they deflate? Does it mean that I added too much of something?? "

Deflate = Self Raising flour used. OR opened oven too soon .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put a foolproof recipe on here once.

Can't remember who asked for it.

We need it Granny Crumpets puddings will beat Aunt Bessies any day

So that appeals to my weak and feeble ego.

I'll post it again .....

Yay

Equal amounts of eggs, flour, milk, splash of water.

Use lard in the tins, get it really really really hot.

Thank you!!!!

What about if they deflate? Does it mean that I added too much of something??

Deflate = Self Raising flour used. OR opened oven too soon ..... "

Thank you! I might have been impatient (I mean what’s new) and opened the oven too soon..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Belle.......

1. Heat the oven to gas mark 6 ( or 7 or just fucking hot - you know your own oven)

2. Put oil or fat of choice into patty tin and put patty tin in oven to warm up.

3. While the oven is heating up

* Line up 3 identical glasses

* Put eggs in glass 1.

* Plain flour in glass 2. ( to the level of the eggs ) add a pinch of salt and pepper.

* Milk in glass 3. To the same level as the other two glasses.

4. Tip all glasses into bowl and whisk the fuck out of it - ( single cream consistency )

5. Leave the mix to the side for 10 mins to 30 mins while oven warms and you tidy up.

6. Take patty tin out of oven pour mix quickly into tins.

7. Put tin in hot oven and DO NOT OPEN for 5 to 10 mins depending on how much mix is in each tin.

Never fails. Heat and the right volume of ingredients.

Thank you Granny C

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

4. I mix in a large jug........ cos it's easier to pour into tins

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"4. I mix in a large jug........ cos it's easier to pour into tins "

Definitely helps!

I always cook mine for 15/20 mins. Depends how crispy you like them. And what size tin.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm hard.... Oops. Can't say that I have run out if Viagra

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

There’s going to be nothing left at this rate!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Banter

professional

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Profile - We're very much in love

Status - Male only playing

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There’s going to be nothing left at this rate!

this rate ! that's banned

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Banta'

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Can I ask you a question?

I’m in your area tomorrow/now

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Am i doing something wrong?

Any Ladies wanna go to a club with me?

Are there any other sites?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Can't meet at the drop of a hat

I do like that this has morphed into a cooking thread.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"There’s going to be nothing left at this rate!

this rate ! that's banned "

I’m going to ban banning things.

You’re all fucked now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for a good time not a long time (profile photos from 2004)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Here for a good time not a long time (profile photos from 2004) "

Impressive, the site began in 2006?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my opinion and I’m entitled to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Popcorn at the ready

2. Rant over

........ according to another thread SO .... what else we banning ?

•

Will Fill In Later?"

Yes to this!!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Been here before, know how it works

Don't mess them about

I definitely honestly met them when i was in their area (i travelled from Scotland to Cornwall)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a dyson

What a compliment

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

The use of the word "Professional".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belle.......

1. Heat the oven to gas mark 6 ( or 7 or just fucking hot - you know your own oven)

2. Put oil or fat of choice into patty tin and put patty tin in oven to warm up.

3. While the oven is heating up

* Line up 3 identical glasses

* Put eggs in glass 1.

* Plain flour in glass 2. ( to the level of the eggs ) add a pinch of salt and pepper.

* Milk in glass 3. To the same level as the other two glasses.

4. Tip all glasses into bowl and whisk the fuck out of it - ( single cream consistency )

5. Leave the mix to the side for 10 mins to 30 mins while oven warms and you tidy up.

6. Take patty tin out of oven pour mix quickly into tins.

7. Put tin in hot oven and DO NOT OPEN for 5 to 10 mins depending on how much mix is in each tin.

Never fails. Heat and the right volume of ingredients.

Absolutely love that you can get a decent yorkie pud recipe on a fab forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can lick for hours

Fuck off.

I can!!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Fake news. Instead of actually answering a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Japs eye (pretty sure that's a bit racist too)

Snowflakes when said unironically

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Japs eye (pretty sure that's a bit racist too)

Snowflakes when said unironically"

Was going to say that today actually but had to check myself.

What do we call the penis hole now? I've never heard anyone actually call it a meatus.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Rate my boobs, vag, legs, arse, cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit or smart arse locations.

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Fab if...

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

I won't bite...well only if you ask. Jeez...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Japs eye (pretty sure that's a bit racist too)

Snowflakes when said unironically

Was going to say that today actually but had to check myself.

What do we call the penis hole now? I've never heard anyone actually call it a meatus. "

Many years ago I asked my Chinese friend what a Japs eye is called in China. He thought for a moment, burst out laughing and said "third eye!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll give you oral for hours.

Erm, no thanks, I’d be bored out of my tits.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

"I’ll give you oral for hours.

Erm, no thanks, I’d be bored out of my tits."

and that’s a big pair of tits to get bored out of

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Wish you were nearer" when the recipient of said comment hasn't indicated they are at all interested in the person who has posted said comment. Very presumptuous and very stalkerish.

Frank

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

People don't like Yorkshire puds?

I hate this planet"

Who doesnt love Yorkshire pudding?

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

How respectful and/or gorgeous smelling they are, on men’s verifications.

I have never seen either on a woman or a couple’s veries…

I dislike both ! I find them belittling/condescending

Oh and I’m not keen on “ respected our boundaries” either .

I’d hate to be a man on fab .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are your tits?

Boring....

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Getting hundreds of messages so Can't reply to everyone. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen

"I wanna pound some pussy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came to this party late, looks like covered everything between you all

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

“I’ve read your profile”

That’s tells me you haven’t read my profile at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to ask a question with a question.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

Should farts have lumps in ?.....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Silly car jokes when someone mentions escorts.

Ban!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m surprised that nobody’s mentioned posts that don’t know the difference between there, their and they’re (and similar). Or conversely the usual attack on ‘grammar’ nazi’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m surprised that nobody’s mentioned posts that don’t know the difference between there, their and they’re (and similar). Or conversely the usual attack on ‘grammar’ nazi’s.

"
oh I no!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Silly car jokes when someone mentions escorts.

Ban!"

And I do think that they believe they're hilarious

Ban

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

“We’re in”

God that’s tedious!!!!

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

What you looking for?

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By *yclindaveMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"(Off banning topic) but can we ban people that don't like Yorkshire puddings please also those who put there milf in first whilst making a coffee?

I need someone to make me a Yorkshire pudding

we are shocked and appalled

Noooooooo

Anyone wants to send me a recipe please do

Sent

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