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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Thanks for telling us. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Only twice? What kind of underachiever are you? | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Say you’ve never had sex without saying you’ve never had sex | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Good job it's not a fact. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Been watching too much porn me thinks. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Say you’ve never had sex without saying you’ve never had sex
"I like the controversy in this topic but you can’t clown me. We are different sheets of cloth,we are not the same | |||
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" If you know then you know "OP I don’t know. Please teach me  | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Say you’ve never had sex without saying you’ve never had sex
"It’s guys like you who’s woman I fuck then go on with my life with no repercussions. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Say you’ve never had sex without saying you’ve never had sex
It’s guys like you who’s woman I fuck then go on with my life with no repercussions."Woman? I think you mean women, I’ve one on each finger just constantly squirting and I need a rest, getting thumb cramp, so please, take rh all for a bit  | |||
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"I think if the lady hasn’t caused flooding in several adjoining properties and caused a yellow flood warning in neighbouring villages then you have a cheek calling yourself a man!! IMHO "And that is how it should be done  | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " * other opinions are available including accurate / correct ones | |||
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"Bless you "Is that you I can hear right now or did somebody leave a tap running? | |||
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Is that you I can hear right now or did somebody leave a tap running? "I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Do you know the difference between a g-spot orgasm and a clitoral orgasm? | |||
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"Bless you
Is that you I can hear right now or did somebody leave a tap running?
I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman "Hang on, I know the answer to this one… It’s because you haven’t been with the right bloke yet! | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either " You think I revolve my time around this site or take anything the majority on here say into account | |||
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"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ......breath .... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ....breath again ..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaa ..peed me knixs" Surely you squirted? Op - thanks for cheering me up | |||
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"Bless you
Is that you I can hear right now or did somebody leave a tap running?
I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman
Hang on, I know the answer to this one…
It’s because you haven’t been with the right bloke yet! "Apparently that’s the answer yeah . Same as you’ll love anal sex you just haven’t done it with the right person | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either " I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " It is bonfire night so light that blue touch paper and step away from the fireworks  | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " I’m really fed up of reading profiles with “love to make a girl squirt” why don’t you ask if the girl, you’re about to meet, if she enjoys being jabbed with a fist and sharp nails, before you decide to make it your mission?! Squirt doesn’t necessarily mean orgasm!! | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either You think I revolve my time around this site or take anything the majority on here say into account "Do you also not give a fuck what people think? | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " That's only your opinion,there are lots of ladies who have never squirted MrsJ one of them no matter how hard you try so as I said ONLY YOUR OPINION. | |||
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"Bollocks..... IMHO "Totally agree. | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything " I like cake  | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Do you know the difference between a g-spot orgasm and a clitoral orgasm? " Getting far too technical here! | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything " Is that the same as squirting? | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " You don’t want my opinion mate. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion "
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion I’m really fed up of reading profiles with “love to make a girl squirt” why don’t you ask if the girl, you’re about to meet, if she enjoys being jabbed with a fist and sharp nails, before you decide to make it your mission?! Squirt doesn’t necessarily mean orgasm!! " I look after myself I ain’t ever had a complaint about my nails | |||
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"Well ain’t that a load of shite! " Yep totally agree. | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything " If you're not pissing on them twice minimum, you're not doing it right. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Say you’ve never had sex without saying you’ve never had sex
I like the controversy in this topic but you can’t clown me.
We are different sheets of cloth,we are not the same
"Very true….you’re a guy who thinks you know what a woman wants, and I’m a woman who knows what a woman wants | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything Is that the same as squirting? " That’s not my type of squirting leave me out of it | |||
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"I've never squirted. Have I never had sex? Am I... a virgin? A 47 year old virgin? A 47 year old virgin with a love of cock and a box of toys that could restock the lovehoney warehouse? Lordy, it's a miracle! " | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything " Awesome!!!! You may be able to afford a copy of "not all women squirt, or piss during an orgasm" in 3 wee-wees!! Lucky boy!! | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything If you're not pissing on them twice minimum, you're not doing it right." I am not pissing on anyone at all I need to know how to block them | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Do you know the difference between a g-spot orgasm and a clitoral orgasm? Getting far too technical here!" Is the g spot orgasm where she orgasms while building a flat pack Kitchen unit? | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " what if you can make them squirt 3 times ? | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Been watching too much porn me thinks." I ain’t 63 geez I got 90 minutes in the chamber | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything " You’re at an age where there’s little point in trying to tell you anything…. Come back when you’re older. Bless. There there. Off you pop now | |||
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"Pfffff, sounds like porn is the benchmark... My opinion: good sex is when both end up with a smile on their face" This | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Your opinion is not my reality. | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything If you're not pissing on them twice minimum, you're not doing it right. I am not pissing on anyone at all I need to know how to block them" You know how to block them. | |||
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"Why do some guys make it a mission to make a woman squirm. There are some women who actually don't like it "Nobody likes to squirm. Ask Trev | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality." How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon? | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon? "It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things "Do you think that anyone who disagrees with you is overly sensitive? | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything " bloody hell who are these? With my mummy bladder and £300 a time I'm pissing away a fortune | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon? "This is a conversation not a argument or even a debate | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
Not everyone but the majority
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
Do you think that anyone who disagrees with you is overly sensitive?" | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything If you're not pissing on them twice minimum, you're not doing it right." | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things "We’re all light laughing at you, petal, not with you xx | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
I’m seeing people defend the topic as if their life banks on it
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
Do you think that anyone who disagrees with you is overly sensitive?" | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
You are a grown woman attempting to argue on a forum.
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
We’re all light laughing at you, petal, not with you xx" | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
I’m seeing people defend the topic as if their life banks on it
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
Do you think that anyone who disagrees with you is overly sensitive?"Some women don't squirt. I'm one of them. People who try tend to hurt me. Or am I wrong about my body and my life? | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality." Great username!! | |||
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"Is this an inbetweeners quote from Jay lol" He definitely puts the balls in as well…. Squirting… Completed it | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
I’m seeing people defend the topic as if their life banks on it
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
Do you think that anyone who disagrees with you is overly sensitive?
Some women don't squirt.
I'm one of them.
People who try tend to hurt me.
Or am I wrong about my body and my life?"That’s a totally different topic obviously if you can’t for certain reasons you already know the reasons you don’t need to explain yourself on a forum | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything Awesome!!!! You may be able to afford a copy of "not all women squirt, or piss during an orgasm" in 3 wee-wees!! Lucky boy!!" Brilliant… | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
You are a grown woman attempting to argue on a forum.
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
We’re all light laughing at you, petal, not with you xx"When you hit ‘reply +quote’ , scroll down before you write your reply so it doesn’t get lost in the quote. Xx I’m not arguing with you, for the record. You’re very wrong but too young to know. It’s ok | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything bloody hell who are these? With my mummy bladder and £300 a time I'm pissing away a fortune "Can I join? Sounds like a great business plan. I'll put the kettle on and keep the drinks flowing! | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " This is a little wind up, what type of female are we talking about here Terv? Female puffer fish is my guess | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
I can almost guarantee you that I have had sexual intercourse with women older then you. The fact that you also have gone out your way and even had the time to argue so passionately over something so unimportant in a forum tells me you having nothing to do with your life
You are a grown woman attempting to argue on a forum.
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
We’re all light laughing at you, petal, not with you xx
When you hit ‘reply +quote’ , scroll down before you write your reply so it doesn’t get lost in the quote. Xx
I’m not arguing with you, for the record.
You’re very wrong but too young to know. It’s ok " | |||
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I was laughing like a mad thing at the OPs original statement and actually had to go for a wee!!
I didnt feel like i was sexually fulfilled..... although it was wet... (I'll ask the OP for his professional opinion on this, he'll know the answer!)
Ive probably wasted £465.79 in "squirt fee" gutted!! | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion This is a little wind up, what type of female are we talking about here Terv? Female puffer fish is my guess "Haha it’s like everyone is too serious on here | |||
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"There was a young man from londinium Whose women would squirt while fingered em His fingers would jab Their cervix up to their abs Once or twice was never enough for em" Made my day priceless | |||
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"There was a young man from londinium Whose women would squirt while fingered em His fingers would jab Their cervix up to their abs Once or twice was never enough for em" | |||
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"There was a young man from londinium Whose women would squirt while fingered em His fingers would jab Their cervix up to their abs Once or twice was never enough for em Made my day priceless" | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything bloody hell who are these? With my mummy bladder and £300 a time I'm pissing away a fortune
Can I join? Sounds like a great business plan. I'll put the kettle on and keep the drinks flowing! "excellent I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship what we call it? Tea-pee-4-Thi | |||
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"There was a young man from londinium Whose women would squirt while fingered em His fingers would jab Their cervix up to their abs Once or twice was never enough for em" | |||
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"There’s a thread like this every day, and I find it really heartwarming to think that no matter what kind of douche I was as a young man, at least I was never arrogant enough to think I invented sex. My dad once said (cringed at the time!) “there are no new positions”. Sage advice now I’m older. " You need to loosen up “danger mouse” you got the imagination of a kid when making your username but want to act like a grown up when you see things in the forum. chill out man | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Here's some attention for you. Attention. | |||
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"There’s a thread like this every day, and I find it really heartwarming to think that no matter what kind of douche I was as a young man, at least I was never arrogant enough to think I invented sex. My dad once said (cringed at the time!) “there are no new positions”. Sage advice now I’m older. You need to loosen up “danger mouse” you got the imagination of a kid when making your username but want to act like a grown up when you see things in the forum. chill out man ". Oh I do hope you hang around the forums op | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion This is a little wind up, what type of female are we talking about here Terv? Female puffer fish is my guess
Haha it’s like everyone is too serious on here
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything bloody hell who are these? With my mummy bladder and £300 a time I'm pissing away a fortune
Can I join? Sounds like a great business plan. I'll put the kettle on and keep the drinks flowing! "Get in contact so I sort the p45s out mate | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything bloody hell who are these? With my mummy bladder and £300 a time I'm pissing away a fortune
Can I join? Sounds like a great business plan. I'll put the kettle on and keep the drinks flowing! excellent I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship what we call it? Tea-pee-4-Thi "I'll drink to that!! Cheers | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Not all women want to squirt, i don't. | |||
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"There’s a thread like this every day, and I find it really heartwarming to think that no matter what kind of douche I was as a young man, at least I was never arrogant enough to think I invented sex. My dad once said (cringed at the time!) “there are no new positions”. Sage advice now I’m older. You need to loosen up “danger mouse” you got the imagination of a kid when making your username but want to act like a grown up when you see things in the forum. chill out man
. Oh I do hope you hang around the forums op "love him or hate him he has turned a mundane afternoon into sh1t storm of replies | |||
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"Awww is this coming to a close, I’d just pulled up a chair and grabbed popcorn "Still time yet | |||
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"There’s a thread like this every day, and I find it really heartwarming to think that no matter what kind of douche I was as a young man, at least I was never arrogant enough to think I invented sex. My dad once said (cringed at the time!) “there are no new positions”. Sage advice now I’m older. You need to loosen up “danger mouse” you got the imagination of a kid when making your username but want to act like a grown up when you see things in the forum. chill out man "Chill Daddy Dom | |||
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"How do you make a woman squirt?" Make sure her blatter is full and make her laugh. Ps: the same to make a guy squirt too | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Im not even going to reply to everyone in this forum because I am seeing a lot of grown men touched.
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"There’s a thread like this every day, and I find it really heartwarming to think that no matter what kind of douche I was as a young man, at least I was never arrogant enough to think I invented sex. My dad once said (cringed at the time!) “there are no new positions”. Sage advice now I’m older. You need to loosen up “danger mouse” you got the imagination of a kid when making your username but want to act like a grown up when you see things in the forum. chill out man
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
I don’t use this website often that’s why I don’t know how it operates
I can almost guarantee you that I have had sexual intercourse with women older then you. The fact that you also have gone out your way and even had the time to argue so passionately over something so unimportant in a forum tells me you having nothing to do with your life
You are a grown woman attempting to argue on a forum.
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
We’re all light laughing at you, petal, not with you xx
When you hit ‘reply +quote’ , scroll down before you write your reply so it doesn’t get lost in the quote. Xx
I’m not arguing with you, for the record.
You’re very wrong but too young to know. It’s ok
You’re still getting this ‘reply+quote’ thing wrong. Have you someone there who can show you? " | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Im not even going to reply to everyone in this forum because I am seeing a lot of grown men touched.
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Im not even going to reply to everyone in this forum because I am seeing a lot of grown men touched.
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You’re watching gay porn while you’re on fab? Go you with the multi tasking "I just laughed and spat my drink out… does this mean you’ve made me squirt? That’s some proper twilight zone level shit | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Loool let me also just verify that “touched” does not mean physically touched. It means emotionally | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Been watching too much porn me thinks. I ain’t 63 geez I got 90 minutes in the chamber " Where is the facepalm emoji when you want it... Trev (how is simon these days?) What the clock says and how a partner feels about it are two different things. Best of luck on Fab | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Your opinion is not my reality. How long til this gets out of hand and the thread gets pulled do you recon?
I don’t use this website often that’s why I don’t know how it operates
I can almost guarantee you that I have had sexual intercourse with women older then you. The fact that you also have gone out your way and even had the time to argue so passionately over something so unimportant in a forum tells me you having nothing to do with your life
You are a grown woman attempting to argue on a forum.
It’s only people like you that get touchy over certain things
We’re all light laughing at you, petal, not with you xx
When you hit ‘reply +quote’ , scroll down before you write your reply so it doesn’t get lost in the quote. Xx
I’m not arguing with you, for the record.
You’re very wrong but too young to know. It’s ok
You’re still getting this ‘reply+quote’ thing wrong. Have you someone there who can show you? "Just reread what I said….. here:- 1. Press ‘reply +quote’ 2. Scroll to the bottom of the wording 3. Type your wisdom you wish to impart 4. Press post message | |||
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You’re watching gay porn while you’re on fab? Go you with the multi tasking "Omg. I’m properly laughing out loud | |||
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I don’t want a grown man toucheding me! "Don’t knock it til you tried it big guy | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " That’s a bold statement I’m a complete failure then | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Loool let me also just verify that “touched” does not mean physically touched. It means emotionally " Last man that touched me emotionally was Santa Claus, charges are still on going! | |||
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"Clearly the OP is playing the ‘Devils avocado’ with this tongue in cheek post. Trouble is, it does promote or advance a myth that is already hyped by modern porn that raises expectations to a ridiculous level. OP - you do know that squirting in porn is not real ? " The men he’s watching touch each other squirt jets of goo though. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Been watching too much porn me thinks. I ain’t 63 geez I got 90 minutes in the chamber Where is the facepalm emoji when you want it... Trev (how is simon these days?) What the clock says and how a partner feels about it are two different things. Best of luck on Fab "He aimed that at me. I’m hurt! What is “90 minutes in the chamber “? | |||
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"Got to say a brilliant make sure everyone looks at me thread and get myself noticed " ....and blocked | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Have you asked a woman what she thinks? | |||
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"How do you make a woman squirt?" Is that like... How do you make a chicken cross the road.?... First... You take a bunch of flowers..... | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Been watching too much porn me thinks. I ain’t 63 geez I got 90 minutes in the chamber Where is the facepalm emoji when you want it... Trev (how is simon these days?) What the clock says and how a partner feels about it are two different things. Best of luck on Fab
He aimed that at me. I’m hurt! What is “90 minutes in the chamber “?"I am guessing he can go for 90 mins before shooting off. Probably feels like several hours to his partner. | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Im not even going to reply to everyone in this forum because I am seeing a lot of grown men touched.
I don’t want a grown man toucheding me! "Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide... | |||
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"Awww is this coming to a close, I’d just pulled up a chair and grabbed popcorn "Careful mate... Someone will start another popcorn thread! | |||
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"Member over a year . Zero veris. No proof you can do it either I have tv/tvs begging me in my inbox to urinate over them for £300 you think you can tell me anything " Could you send them my way, could use some extra funds for Christmas | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion " Young one, you have so much to learn *pats your head* | |||
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"If you have sex with a female and she does not squirt twice minimum,you ain’t done it properly in my opinion Have you asked a woman what she thinks?" Looool let’s be practical here a woman is not going to squirt every time you have sex especially if you are a busy person. But if as a man I have travelled to meet a woman I’m always gonna make sure that she gets more pleasure out of it then me That’s a re edit of my original post in the forum | |||
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" OP, it's just piss. They've been pissing on you" Pissing themselves laughing at his fumblings? | |||
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