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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They're on here complaining about not getting replies, asking if their knob is an acceptable size, boasting that they once shagged an entire female uni dorm, telling us they have special techniques to pleasure any woman... What's that all about? Chill the fuck out guys!

It makes me question my own sexuality so much I'd be rooting around in my jeans looking for a vagina at the moment, if this dripping wet monster cock wasn't in the way and still rock hard after that hen night I demolished earlier on...

By the way, do you think 18 inches is normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're on here complaining about not getting replies, asking if their knob is an acceptable size, boasting that they once shagged an entire female uni dorm, telling us they have special techniques to pleasure any woman... What's that all about? Chill the fuck out guys!

It makes me question my own sexuality so much I'd be rooting around in my jeans looking for a vagina at the moment, if this dripping wet monster cock wasn't in the way and still rock hard after that hen night I demolished earlier on...

By the way, do you think 18 inches is normal?"

Bit small for fab now, heard latest craze is those widescreen 36 inch ones off the internet

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ffs that's small..never mind normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are they curved though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs that's small..never mind normal "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, but can you make the womenz SQUIRT?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Thank you OP. I will now chill the fuck out & never moan again.

Now, who's got cake to share? I'm sat in my office starrrrrrrrrrrving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, but can you make the womenz SQUIRT? "

I do actually have a technique for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they come on this site feeling secure in their sexual attractiveness. Then they get no replies and start questioning their worth as a man. And if they are actually hideous and no-one wants them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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It makes me question my own sexuality so much I'd be rooting around in my jeans looking for a vagina at the moment, if this dripping wet monster cock wasn't in the way and still rock hard after that hen night I demolished earlier on...

By the way, do you think 18 inches is normal?"

They were still gagging for it after I left?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 inches??

Short-ass!!

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Or get abused for being a truck driver

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

This thread makes me question you op

Do you think by pointing out other Men’s inadequacy it makes you above them? Is your inbox now flooded with woman gagging to meet you?

The virtue signalling is strong

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Properly laughed out loud at this

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Put that little knobette away op, and stay away from those chickens - it's not nice

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By *ry me and seeMan
over a year ago

tyrone


"Put that little knobette away op, and stay away from those chickens - it's not nice "

Lmao ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"18 inches??

Short-ass!!"

Girth love. Girth

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"They're on here complaining about not getting replies, asking if their knob is an acceptable size, boasting that they once shagged an entire female uni dorm, telling us they have special techniques to pleasure any woman... What's that all about? Chill the fuck out guys!

It makes me question my own sexuality so much I'd be rooting around in my jeans looking for a vagina at the moment, if this dripping wet monster cock wasn't in the way and still rock hard after that hen night I demolished earlier on...

By the way, do you think 18 inches is normal?"

Why worry what others are doing or not doing. Its a waste of energy..

I prefer to focus on my efforts rather than others.

I'm considered to have a small cock at 18 inches in the group of guy I know in the compulsive liars club.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"They're on here complaining about not getting replies, asking if their knob is an acceptable size, boasting that they once shagged an entire female uni dorm, telling us they have special techniques to pleasure any woman... What's that all about? Chill the fuck out guys!

It makes me question my own sexuality so much I'd be rooting around in my jeans looking for a vagina at the moment, if this dripping wet monster cock wasn't in the way and still rock hard after that hen night I demolished earlier on...

By the way, do you think 18 inches is normal?"

18 inches - erect or on the slack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, but can you make the womenz SQUIRT?

I do actually have a technique for that! "

Then your journey is complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread makes me question you op

Do you think by pointing out other Men’s inadequacy it makes you above them? Is your inbox now flooded with woman gagging to meet you?

The virtue signalling is strong "

It's a JOKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're on here complaining about not getting replies, asking if their knob is an acceptable size, boasting that they once shagged an entire female uni dorm, telling us they have special techniques to pleasure any woman... What's that all about? Chill the fuck out guys!

It makes me question my own sexuality so much I'd be rooting around in my jeans looking for a vagina at the moment, if this dripping wet monster cock wasn't in the way and still rock hard after that hen night I demolished earlier on...

By the way, do you think 18 inches is normal?

Why worry what others are doing or not doing. Its a waste of energy..

I prefer to focus on my efforts rather than others.

I'm considered to have a small cock at 18 inches in the group of guy I know in the compulsive liars club.

"

I sent you a a pair of tits and yet...no 18 inches for me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yeah, but can you make the womenz SQUIRT? "

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I wish my cock was 18 inches long, but I’m not folding it in half for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish my cock was 18 inches long, but I’m not folding it in half for anyone."

Humph

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