FabSwingers.com forum: No shit Sherlock

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all . Just read an article where someone got to close to a grizzly bear trying to take a picture of it. The bear mauled this person to near death. The quote fron the person with him was don't get close to a bear it may maul you. No shit Sherlock.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Thanks for giving us the bear facts..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Natural selection in process.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Thanks for giving us the bear facts.."

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Natural selection in process."

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

It's a bit like those stupid health and safety signs above the hot water taps. Beware hot water

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"It's a bit like those stupid health and safety signs above the hot water taps. Beware hot water

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Paws fur thought..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a bit like those stupid health and safety signs above the hot water taps. Beware hot water

Did the bear have a sign on it?

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Peanuts.

May contain nuts.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Paws fur thought.."
FRIGG

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Another Darwin award nominee

LvM

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"It's a bit like those stupid health and safety signs above the hot water taps. Beware hot water

Did the bear have a sign on it?"
true no health and safety

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Aye......

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

My advice, just stick to eating their porridge..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for giving us the bear facts.."

Such a koalty thread.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Thanks for giving us the bear facts..

Such a koalty thread. "

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

They’re very partial to controversial authors like Salmon Rushdie..

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"It's a bit like those stupid health and safety signs above the hot water taps. Beware hot water

Did the bear have a sign on it?"

As I wasn't there, I couldn't tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re very partial to controversial authors like Salmon Rushdie.."

Bear with me, I think this thread is about to get beary funny.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Egg and mayo sandwich filler, may contain EGG

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"They’re very partial to controversial authors like Salmon Rushdie..

Bear with me, I think this thread is about to get beary funny."
Usually bearable

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Egg and mayo sandwich filler, may contain EGG"
you have gotbthe gist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat pooh. It tates like shit.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Don't eat pooh. It tates like shit."
No shit Sherlock

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Worse thing to call a bear is “honey “..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

We had one as a pet once but it became simply unbearable..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egg and mayo sandwich filler, may contain EGGyou have gotbthe gist

It's the 'may' I don't understand

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Bears apparently prefer to eat sleeping campers as they think the meat has a longer shelf life..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

No joke, a bear sneaked up on me taking pictures….it was a Polaroid bear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats why its a very bad idea to introduce wolves and bears back into this country . Too many entitled stupid people in this world now who will get killed then the poor animals will suffer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

And there was sill old me thinking that bears were too busy advertising Fox's Glacier Mints

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have a really bad track record photographing animals , a Dingo on Fraser Island tried to rip my head off and a kangaroo literally stood up and punched me in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't eat pooh. It tates like shit.No shit Sherlock

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think bears do is a favour and reduce the stupid people in the population for us, a bit like Vauxhall corsas do when full of d*unk chavs that can't drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might read that article, something to get my claws into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might read that article, something to get my claws into "

Did it make you paws for thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is funny.

I’ve been hiking in mountains in the USA you know the advice they on the hiking trail signs if a bear comes towards you?

1 - Don’t run, you can’t outrun it.

2- Shout at it!

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might read that article, something to get my claws into

Did it make you paws for thought? "

Hmmmmmm, bear with me, I'm thinking

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I might read that article, something to get my claws into

Did it make you paws for thought? "
way hay got that Friday feeling

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I might read that article, something to get my claws into

Did it make you paws for thought?

Hmmmmmm, bear with me, I'm thinking "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but my honey pot of bear puns is really low now.

Of the ones i've got left, some are bearly worth writing and others are abit too bearbaric for this place.

Most are just unbearable.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but my honey pot of bear puns is really low now.

Of the ones i've got left, some are bearly worth writing and others are abit too bearbaric for this place.

Most are just unbearable. "

Furry nuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually call my car Sherlock.

First time I had it in the winter I spent about 20 minutes freezing my arse off scr aping the ice from the windows until I couldn't feel my fingers. Got in, turned the key and it popped up 'Beeeeep, low outside temperature'

No Shit She........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think he made a boo boo

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Note to self. When encountering bears in the wild, you don't have to out run the bear, just your partner.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Morning all . Just read an article where someone got to close to a grizzly bear trying to take a picture of it. The bear mauled this person to near death. The quote fron the person with him was don't get close to a bear it may maul you. No shit Sherlock.

Still they got the picture for instasnapbookapp.. So it was worth it

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Natural selection in process."

The Darwin awards...

https://darwinawards.com/

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