FabSwingers.com forum: The grumpy club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?

Cheering up not required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes for sure, I’ve a face like a slapped arse today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy? Don’t get me started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you failed, your profile pic already cheered me up

Although I wasn't grumpy

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By *ee-LiteWoman
over a year ago

northampton

I’m feeling grumpy, can I join ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All welcome. No cheering up or sympathy required. Just being grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you failed, your profile pic already cheered me up

Although I wasn't grumpy

You’re out

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’m not getting sex until tomorrow pm. Grumpy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so grumpy and peed off today that i've cracked open the Christmas wine stash

can I join?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so grumpy and peed off today that i've cracked open the Christmas wine stash

can I join? "

Yep, and I like your style!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Most definitely a grumpy bastard not even Cliff Richard Christmas songs can help me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so grumpy and peed off today that i've cracked open the Christmas wine stash

can I join?

Yep, and I like your style!"

I lied, i'm on the last bottle of my Christmas stash

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

I have a degree in grumpiness today, Captain Morgan is here to help

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m pretty frowny this evening. I’ll join in if we can sit in silence and just hmph every now and then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m joining tonight along with my vodka!!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Can I join too feeling a little grumpy

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I've tried playing "Billy Balloon head" by Massive Wagon.

I'm still n ot fucking happy! Does that count?

It normally puts a smile on me face as well as bein' a rip snorter of a track.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head grump checking in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m pretty frowny this evening. I’ll join in if we can sit in silence and just hmph every now and then?"

And big sighs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this partly where I’m going wrong? No alcohol?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’m pretty frowny this evening. I’ll join in if we can sit in silence and just hmph every now and then?

And big sighs?"

Definitely. I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m pretty frowny this evening. I’ll join in if we can sit in silence and just hmph every now and then?

And big sighs?

Definitely. I’m in! "

Grumps unite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup I'm grumpy all the time at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a lifetimes membership

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Definitely grumpy. It’s generally my default anyway but even more so currently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little grumpy. I've fannied about this evening and now I have 3 hours of work to do.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Why be grumpy? We’ll all be food for worms before you know it….

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

Don’t come around here with your good mood.

Does your happiness diminish your ability to read?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

You’re not allowed then

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm in. I wanted a bath tonight....but....I had to give my very muddy puppy one earlier. You know when they shake it off, well, I haven't had time to clean it all yet and I'm not doing that tonight. So I will have to smell and I don't care!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why be grumpy? We’ll all be food for worms before you know it…."

It’s ok to be grumpy, it’s a normal emotion.

Sitting with it, and allowing it to work its way through is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

Don’t come around here with your good mood.

Does your happiness diminish your ability to read?

Not at all but I thought my good cheer would help make you all feel more grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Urgh, I hear you! Save the bath for the weekend, get some Epsom salt, lavender, a glass of bubbles and a candle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this partly where I’m going wrong? No alcohol?"

Yip…we’ll maybe…mines to try and make me less pissed off and isn’t really working. Doesn’t help the water dripping through my ceiling

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m not grumpy at all just meh. Is there a meh club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

You’re not allowed then

But it’s not my fault I’m happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this partly where I’m going wrong? No alcohol?

Yip…we’ll maybe…mines to try and make me less pissed off and isn’t really working. Doesn’t help the water dripping through my ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

You’re not allowed then

But it’s not my fault I’m happy

I’m happy you’re happy, but you’re not grumpy enough for in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this partly where I’m going wrong? No alcohol?

Yip…we’ll maybe…mines to try and make me less pissed off and isn’t really working. Doesn’t help the water dripping through my ceiling

Oh no! You got it leak free the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

You’re not allowed then

But it’s not my fault I’m happy

I’m happy you’re happy, but you’re not grumpy enough for in here

So if that makes you happy I’m happy are you even grumpy enough for your own thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. I wanted a bath tonight....but....I had to give my very muddy puppy one earlier. You know when they shake it off, well, I haven't had time to clean it all yet and I'm not doing that tonight. So I will have to smell and I don't care!"
I am grumpy now because I would like to have gave you a shower myself and washed and cleaned you up good and proper you dirty girl!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even a kick in the balls wouldn’t make me grumpy today

You’re not allowed then

But it’s not my fault I’m happy

I’m happy you’re happy, but you’re not grumpy enough for in here

So if that makes you happy I’m happy are you even grumpy enough for your own thread?

Yes, definitely. Am grumpy girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in. I wanted a bath tonight....but....I had to give my very muddy puppy one earlier. You know when they shake it off, well, I haven't had time to clean it all yet and I'm not doing that tonight. So I will have to smell and I don't care! I am grumpy now because I would like to have gave you a shower myself and washed and cleaned you up good and proper you dirty girl!! Lol"

I’m afraid this is a grumpy thread only, the inappropriate comment thread is over that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm grumpy 90% of the time

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I was already well on the road of turning into Victor Meldrew and work has really pissed me off this last two days

And with regards to an email I received earlier this evening "I don't bloody believe it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been a very long day tired and extremely grumpy

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

As the wording on a cap I was given (by the kids) says..... "Grumpy, it's not an attitude, it's a way of life"!

Therefore.... I'm in

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By *yreGuy99Man
over a year ago

Somewhere in Moria

Grumpy 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffffff (Gallic shrugs)

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’m grumpy and in pain today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m grumpy and in pain today "

. Sorry to hear you’re in pain.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Yeah

*strops in, slumps in corner and cries*

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il join

Hate getting old and just aching

God knows what I do in my sleep but I wake up and feel like iv ran a marathon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah

*strops in, slumps in corner and cries*

Posh

Come and lie here, I’ll stroke your hair for you

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....

Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!

Hhhmmmffft

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Oh and I think I'm in the wrong club.... Swinging is boring me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....

Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!

Hhhmmmffft"

Oh sweetheart

. I’m so sorry, our furry friends are part of the family aren’t they.

Hugs to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....

Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!

Hhhmmmffft"

I'm grumpier now because of your dog. Last time i properly cried was when a relatives dog was put down 2-3 months ago. Hugs

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....

Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!

Hhhmmmffft

Oh sweetheart

. I’m so sorry, our furry friends are part of the family aren’t they.

Hugs to you. "

Thank you for allowing my grumpiness to appear, going to put it back in the box now!

Dislike being grumpy really

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....

Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!

Hhhmmmffft

I'm grumpier now because of your dog. Last time i properly cried was when a relatives dog was put down 2-3 months ago. Hugs "

Thank you for the grumpiness sharing, my dog was amazing also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dog died recently, had a bad reaction to latex condom, had a smash in my car yesterday and I hate winter.....

Damn right I'm joining the grumpy club!

Hhhmmmffft

Oh sweetheart

. I’m so sorry, our furry friends are part of the family aren’t they.

Hugs to you.

Thank you for allowing my grumpiness to appear, going to put it back in the box now!

Dislike being grumpy really

Me too, but sometimes it just is, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?

Cheering up not required

Fuck it, not usually a joiner but this fits the bill today. Stupid clock change, stupid dreary dark weather. Im in with the grumps

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Sometimes I get so disgustingly cheerful. It makes me sick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?

Cheering up not required

Fuck it, not usually a joiner but this fits the bill today. Stupid clock change, stupid dreary dark weather. Im in with the grumps"

Come and grumble over here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m feeling grumpy, can I join ? "

No! It gives you something else to be grumpy about I guess

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Sometimes I get so disgustingly cheerful. It makes me sick!"

You need to ‘do one’! Mr Cheery

*** cue evil laugh***

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?

Cheering up not required

Fuck it, not usually a joiner but this fits the bill today. Stupid clock change, stupid dreary dark weather. Im in with the grumps"

Yes, stupid idea to keep changing the clocks. Take the batteries out and leave things the way they were.... Much prefer the ‘light’ world

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Trying to get stuff done here makes me grumpy as everything takes fucking ages ????

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

I'm in got a bad feeling about tomorow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile Not Available makes me grumpy!!!

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Sometimes I get so disgustingly cheerful. It makes me sick!

You need to ‘do one’! Mr Cheery

*** cue evil laugh***"

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yep, full of cold, been a week now and it's just getting worse. Fed up

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Yes grumpy at mo.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep, full of cold, been a week now and it's just getting worse. Fed up

Me too. I feel your pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last, a club for me! Wait, it's stopped be being grumpy..

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Yes please let me in. I'm grumpy haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tired club more than grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would, because the company is nice, but I prefer my chirpy gerbil-faced optimism.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Yep, full of cold, been a week now and it's just getting worse. Fed up

Rubbish, you should be getting over the worst of it by now. Have you tried vit c and zinc Fingers crossed ( but in a grumpy way of course!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way, what's the first rule of Grumpy Club?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Yep, full of cold, been a week now and it's just getting worse. Fed up

Me too. I feel your pain! "

Hugs x

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I have the grump today , I’m finding people rather annoying

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm grumpy, and so is my tee shirt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep, full of cold, been a week now and it's just getting worse. Fed up

Me too. I feel your pain!

Hugs x"

And to you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the way, what's the first rule of Grumpy Club?"

Pfft, you already broke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have Mr Grumpy slippers

(Please don’t judge me)

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

I'm a grumpy old git.

I'm comfortable with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in please.

Come here, and I’ll stroke your hair.

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By *tefe-MartyCouple
over a year ago

Cambs

At last a club i want to join

Been a grumpy old man in training since my teens

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By *oyston180Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Iam Grumpy was up early for work and I am already stressed out by lazy idiotic co workers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All grumps welcome. Don’t even need to justify your grumpiness, just come and take a seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely fresh morning it is. Friday too. Oops wrong thread.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ve never found anywhere that I belong more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find myself needing the grumpy club. Seem to be grumpy most of the time at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grumpy AF woke too early ..opened a tube of pringles at 6am !

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm too grumpy to join a grumpy club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too grumpy to join a grumpy club.

Nope. Take a seat.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

My family threw out most of a bread and butter pudding without even offering me any. Too right I'm fucking grumpy grrrr

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I got to go to work.. thats enough excuse for me to be grumpy lol

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By *hewankinmanMan
over a year ago

wales

100% Misserable fucker here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My family threw out most of a bread and butter pudding without even offering me any. Too right I'm fucking grumpy grrrr"

Err wtf! I’d go further and be a bit fucked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to join, as, I doubt it could make me any more grumpy than I already am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have rediscovered my grump, Victor Meldrew mode on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy is my default position these days. Like death, taxes, sore knees and varifocals, grumpiness is an inevitable consequence of ageing.

I’m learning to embrace it and beginning to enjoy pissing on the bonfires of naive young things who think they can change the world

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Covid booster has kicked my arse so I'm ridiculously grumpy, and I can't even lie on my normal side to snuggle up as my whole arm hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covid booster has kicked my arse so I'm ridiculously grumpy, and I can't even lie on my normal side to snuggle up as my whole arm hurts

Ambidextrous snuggling is a useful skill. Embrace the opportunity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Covid booster has kicked my arse so I'm ridiculously grumpy, and I can't even lie on my normal side to snuggle up as my whole arm hurts

. That sounds shit.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

My rescue dog peed all over the top of the stair carpet, i feel crap after flu jab, have a video interview at 10 and a ton of stuff to get through in the current job all last minute dropped on me and expected to just get through and dickheads who dont check your diary before adding you to other meetings then say ohhh well you need to be in this one - like i dont need to be in the other… not sure Im grumpy enough - what you think? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in but I’m not sure I’m grumpy… people mistake my straight talking and no bs speech for being a moody git…

Who are the other 6 dwarves?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have rediscovered my grump, Victor Meldrew mode on.."

I don’t belive it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy? Don’t get me started.

Nobody needed to, I’m still grumpy as it’s a work day and I’d rather be playing golf.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hello

And you're all amateurs btw

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

I am on holiday but grumpy as....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grumpy old man , see picture, i think I should be honorary president of the club important title but does f*** all

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not in the grumpy club because I’m not grumpy. I’m starting the groovy club.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m not in the grumpy club because I’m not grumpy. I’m starting the groovy club.

I wanna be in that one!!

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep

I'm in I'm grumpy before my time lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not in the grumpy club because I’m not grumpy. I’m starting the groovy club.

Can’t we be grumpy and groovy?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm grumpy every fucking day. I definitely belong in this club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am basically a miserable bastard all the time. Where do I sign up? XD

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m not in the grumpy club because I’m not grumpy. I’m starting the groovy club.

Can’t we be grumpy and groovy?"

Good point. Well presented, as you are.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?

Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?

Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib

I was a brownie, back in the day… “Be Prepared”

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?

Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib

I was a brownie, back in the day… “Be Prepared”

…and a Girl Guide - can’t for the life of me remember which one used that motto…

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?

Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib

I was a brownie, back in the day… “Be Prepared”

…and a Girl Guide - can’t for the life of me remember which one used that motto…

Boy Scouts, I think. I might have been more inclined to join if they'd had members like yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe my reputation proceeds me

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?

Thinking ahead, I like the cut of your jib

I was a brownie, back in the day… “Be Prepared”

…and a Girl Guide - can’t for the life of me remember which one used that motto…

Boy Scouts, I think. I might have been more inclined to join if they'd had members like yourself.

They wouldn’t take girls when I was that age - not for want of trying though. They always had much better stuff going on that I wanted to do!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

If Grumpiness increases with age then I must be seriously Grumpy, On that basis please may I apply for membership

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By *un Gent NsaMan
over a year ago

Any

Was grumpy, but went for a run.

Now I'm as happy as f**k!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy is a way of life! Why be cheerful when ruining someone's day is so much easier by when they say "hi" just growl at them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 hours sleep last night, wasn’t to bad at 8am, now flagging and grumpy so I’ll join now if I may.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I had the grump earlier, and would accept boobs, tea &/ cake.

Lower levels of grump cannot be guaranteed though, even on delivery of such goodies

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By *eandher4and9Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Join me up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I join fed up with this stupid pissing cough I'm tired and grumpy and want to sleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been in the Grumpy club for a while now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way, what's the first rule of Grumpy Club?

Pfft, you already broke it

Doh! You trying to make me grumpy?!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m still accepting boobs, tea, cuddles and cake

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m still accepting boobs, tea, cuddles and cake

Wish I could help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was grumpy two days ago and missed this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m often grumpy, just part of having BPD

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I have a degree

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m still accepting boobs, tea, cuddles and cake

Wish I could help "
I accept IOUs. Especially when it comes to cake

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Scotsman here so grumpy is my good day!

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon

"Who’s grumpy? Want to join my grumpy club?

Cheering up not required

I am definitely grumpy today

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I've been a little grumpy all week but much brighter today. It's amazing what a few good night's sleep do.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've been grumpy now for a couple of weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopper one: I hear the credit crunch means eggs are going up again.

Shopper two: Well, that'll surprise a few chickens.

Guessing barred from joining the grumpy club...!

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I won’t be feeling Grumpy until later…can I still join, please?

I was right - I was feeling Grumpy all weekend, and this morning! Only time will tell if I’m still feeling Grumpy later…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shopper one: I hear the credit crunch means eggs are going up again.

Shopper two: Well, that'll surprise a few chickens.

Guessing barred from joining the grumpy club...!

Made me laugh though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a gammy leg at the moment...extra grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head grump checking in"

I’m grumpy as the grinch

can I join you

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I’ll join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to but I'm hanging on by a thread, so better go look at some flowers or summat!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Pretty much my defining characteristic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..

"You're not you when you're hungry".

How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."

I'm not grumpy, just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..

"You're not you when you're hungry".

How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."

I'm not grumpy, just sayin'

It is four days old to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..

"You're not you when you're hungry".

How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."

I'm not grumpy, just sayin'

It is four days old to be fair "

And you need to be mean...

Going to listen "Gloomy Sunday", to cheer me up, don't like your club, don't like the people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is rubbish, you cannot find anything better to do on a Monday..

"You're not you when you're hungry".

How was that song?... "Be worried, not happy..."

I'm not grumpy, just sayin'

It is four days old to be fair

And you need to be mean...

Going to listen "Gloomy Sunday", to cheer me up, don't like your club, don't like the people.

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