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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a spider on my wall when I went to sleep last night. It's in the same spot this morning. Should I wake it up incase it's late for work?

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

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OMG there’s no chance in hell I’d have gone to sleep with that on my wall! Id have to swiftly remove that bad boy, no squatters rights here! Eeew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s very considerate of you

For all you know, he might be a real bigwig at Web Development.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I wouldn't have slept

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"There was a spider on my wall when I went to sleep last night. It's in the same spot this morning. Should I wake it up incase it's late for work?

It's probably got a day off

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Maybe it was keeping watch over you throygh the night incase the flies came

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s very considerate of you

For all you know, he might be a real bigwig at Web Development.

Can I hug you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe it was keeping watch over you throygh the night incase the flies came

I like this thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a spider on my wall when I went to sleep last night. It's in the same spot this morning. Should I wake it up incase it's late for work?

It's probably got a day off

Wouldn't thank me in that case. Although how cool is it when you know you can pull the covers back over you and get an extra half hour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't have slept

It probably thought the same thing 'Fuuuuuuckin hell, I'm staying away from that big fucker'

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk

Just a normal one. Must work in the mail room or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s very considerate of you

For all you know, he might be a real bigwig at Web Development.

Can I hug you?"

Anytime.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bet its his shed skin and the spider is in fact wandering free laughing at you worrying about its old skin being late for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never kill them. Unless they’re too big that they can’t comfortably fit under my spider catching cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she's working from home.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk

Just a normal one. Must work in the mail room or something "

Ohh that’s not so bad then have you gave him a name

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!

Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider.

Wouldn’t it be ‘Arry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!

Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment

Innit

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!

Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment

Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww, ha ha ha!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ewwww, ha ha ha! "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a good one!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk

I'm sure I caught one of those the other week, it went stomping across the floor so I put a glass over it and went back to my book. 15 minutes later I'm hearing tiny little tapping ting sounds coming from the glass. The little fecker is hitting the glass with his fangs!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk

Sounds about right they are huge i lifted a towel the other day and one crawled up my arm

I squealed the place down

apparently September/October is mating season and they come indoors to find females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought they came indoors for some heat

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Bring it some breakfast. Bit of poached fly should do it.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

‘Ello, I’m Harry the spider.

Wouldn’t it be ‘Arry?

More like Hairy...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I thought they came indoors for some heat

They come indoors for something but it ain't heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring it some breakfast. Bit of poached fly should do it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!

Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment

Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened

How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!

Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment

Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened

How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk

Sounds about right they are huge i lifted a towel the other day and one crawled up my arm

I squealed the place down

apparently September/October is mating season and they come indoors to find females

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nope there allways in your home you just see them more at this time of year because there mooching about looking for a fuck. also if you have huge ones then you have some sort of other insect problem in your house the bigger they are the worse it must be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!

Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment

Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened

How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiders rub their willies on your face while you sleep!

Yeah especially if you have long eyelashes they think it’s a female

Don’t tell me that, I’m getting lash extensions tomorrow!!

Mind you, spider action is about the only action I’d be getting at the moment

Well If you wake up with crusty eyes you know what’s happened

How do you do that sick emoji??? Would it be like a big jizzy web?

Yey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.. sing it a lullaby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.. sing it a lullaby. "

Will it have me for dinner though?

Oh, I was just about to post an update. Just got home and it's still in the same spot!!! Wiggling it's front legs like saying 'Where have you been??'

I think said dinner is ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.. sing it a lullaby.

Will it have me for dinner though?

Oh, I was just about to post an update. Just got home and it's still in the same spot!!! Wiggling it's front legs like saying 'Where have you been??'

I think said dinner is ruined "

What are realistic chances it mutates over the night to a size of a horse and decides you look good as a nocturnal snack.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Is it like a normal spider or one of those huge genetically modified feckers that make a sound when they walk

Sounds about right they are huge i lifted a towel the other day and one crawled up my arm

I squealed the place down

apparently September/October is mating season and they come indoors to find females

nope there allways in your home you just see them more at this time of year because there mooching about looking for a fuck. also if you have huge ones then you have some sort of other insect problem in your house the bigger they are the worse it must be.

Or I live in the country with a farmers field at the bottom of my garden, which had recently been harvested and their habitat being destroyed came looking for a new home and a shag.

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