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The last text you sent is the title of your autobiography

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

OK will see you at pure gym

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Might be hope for this generation

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A long Amazon hyperlink

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Get a grip you melt

Pretty accurate for my autobiography

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Get a grip you melt

Pretty accurate for my autobiography "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao

I like it!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Twat.

Not entirely inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BTW I really appreciated you brushing my hair.

(wow wow wow. What a lazy woman I am).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently plopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a grip you melt

Pretty accurate for my autobiography "

I'm inspired already

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Eeeewwwww I was eating gravy! Twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SWING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attachment: 1 image

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"SWING

"

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Attachment: 1 image"
sounds like a deep autobiography

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Get a grip you melt

Pretty accurate for my autobiography "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm running late!!

Nikki x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Get a grip you melt

Pretty accurate for my autobiography

I'm inspired already "

Just giving some sage advice for my baby brother

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Attachment: 1 image"
we don't need to guess what the image is do we?

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By *igerclaws2000Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Off to bed nite nite lol xx

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

0-1 Ziyech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attachment: 1 image we don't need to guess what the image is do we?"

Haha, it was a screenshot of where to click in an app for my dumbass brother ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! How's things? You lucky duck getting away for your birthday. Want to catch up in November?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Failed to send"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'My cctv's down again barry'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah that's great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! How's things? You lucky duck getting away for your birthday. Want to catch up in November?"

Catchy.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

It's just under three hours to manc from mine so depends what time we want to get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fk Off U Orrible Cnt, and other ways to insult your boss.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! How's things? You lucky duck getting away for your birthday. Want to catch up in November?

Catchy. "

Bestseller. Natch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't have a clue'

Sounds about right.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Weirdo"

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Weirdo

"

Irony is real

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Obviously just do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which bar?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Just getting a shower".

Oh and I've got the cover pic sorted too.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That's ok. He never notices his phone.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m not there. It’s fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is jack frost nipping at your nose?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Please God. Not that Muppet again. Look at the way Melania looks at him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired of us playing crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need gravy granules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need gravy granules "

To be fair, I'd read that.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm here but no rush!xx

This genuinely is the story of my life

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

No Problem,

That'd be a wildly inaccurate title for my autobiography.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

You’re about as much use as a white crayon.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Don’t break it whatever you do

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SWING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch on heat warning!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Tell him he can’t have it!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Any chance you can pick me up.

The autobiography of a d*unk

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

‘That’s a shame’ pretty apt to be fair haha, Miss pc

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By *ustcurious1000Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Night night sexy ??? Could work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Not sure if that’s bad or good x.’

Fair’s fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think we should get a test?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I like it

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Ahhhhh he can’t not have anyone with him x

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Don't forget you're at your mother's for tea tonight"

Bloody kids that don't listen. FML lol.

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

My leg hurts, but I'm still going strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s fine X lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaannnnything so long as it’s something just for you

Sounds like a self-help book rather than an autobiography x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Doubt anything will happen tonight’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat the little arsehole

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That's not so urgent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If they accept”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do believe I would like to

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a living hell and I want to go home *crying face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okey dokey. Would be good if we could x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Beautiful

But this time I spelt beautiful correctly!

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By *ereFlix75Man
over a year ago

Hitchin

OK!!

(I do live an exciting life)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those binmen must love Thursdays

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"OK!!

(I do live an exciting life)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it fit in the back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, stunning.

Is he anyone famous?

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

You hiding again ?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Boiler getting serviced tomorrow

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

You’re a nob

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Get fucked

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Short version - Rhyno, woke me, nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also we need a block o' cheese and some coconut oil. X

Fine with that!

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

Ok, fair enough xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Hurry up I want to open these boxes!! xx’

Catchy..

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I don't want to wear white!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop it in when I'm next passing.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I do it periodically.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I only have handluggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ledge

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Ok no worries

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Got a clean pic to send you, will make you laugh!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Call me now !

…. To my boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok fannybaws

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

‘I’m glad that it’s not just in my head then.’

Probably quite apt

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

"i went under the railway bridge & kept going - where are you parked?"

Yes - last text was arranging a meet up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait for next weekend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time does it get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So excited, I have just bought pants tickets!!!

Until I sent another message with ‘panto’.

Bloody autocorrect!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Will you delete my number if we don't click?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Always a pleasure, never a chore

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By *reepass4meCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Not got my keys! I'll ask Joe

(seems appropriate for Fab. Less apt/amusing in real life)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can’t imagine getting naked with Saff and taking pics

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I can’t imagine getting naked with Saff and taking pics "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I can’t imagine getting naked with Saff and taking pics "

Fuck sake Nora!!!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I can’t imagine getting naked with Saff and taking pics "

I have that image now

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By *45amMan
over a year ago

Newport

Fuck off you dozy twat

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Bring dinner, I got lube

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Ok

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Waiting at the bottom of the hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gin is ready

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Good luck may the force be with you

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Good news,. Survived the surgery!! Back news! Your inheritance is going to have to wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming round?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Where did you get my home video?

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Be finished in 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

I’ve got a spare pack of sparklers if you would like them also tomorrow ichthyosaurs rugby club is doing fireworks we will be there xx

And I sent him a kiss emoji too!!!

Fml I have to see him at s run on Monday even though I want him to screw my brains out!!!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Goodnight, chat tomorrow

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

(heart) see you soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xxx"

(Works on a number of levels)

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet and wanting

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I'll be there usual time, how many are coming?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Dont forget your sparkles

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

Yeap.

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