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"Come up with a wild and fantastic story about the person above you on this thread. I’d say to try not to skip anyone but we all know what will happen! Please try to play nice" He came up with his user name whilst watching his highly trained pet monkey making the tea for him while he was supposed to be paying attention to a zoom meeting. | |||
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"Come up with a wild and fantastic story about the person above you on this thread. I’d say to try not to skip anyone but we all know what will happen! Please try to play nice" I’ve heard this thing that tree monkey has been impersonating me online, finding horny guys to sell *my* fake knickers to and they’d think they were personally worn by me. I heard he makes £6000 a WEEK by spraying his own piss over the knickers. Dirty bastard! ….Where’s my 50% share btw??? 
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" He came up with his user name whilst watching his highly trained pet monkey making the tea for him while he was supposed to be paying attention to a zoom meeting. " She arrived dressed to kill, dropped her fur coat on the threshold and dropped to her knees, but because I was expecting the Amazon guy any minute I left her there. Yea, I have regrets | |||
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"Rachael always wanted to be a nun. She just couldn't get into the habit. " Her name came about after an accident with a professional dancer, a foot fetish incident with shoes and resulting critical groin injuries. To this day she still can’t see a man licking shoes without chronic flashbacks | |||
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"Had a 3 way with Mr blobby "Tied me up then just ate ice cream together, in front of me, before letting me go! | |||
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"Come up with a wild and fantastic story about the person above you on this thread. I’d say to try not to skip anyone but we all know what will happen! Please try to play nice I’ve heard this thing that tree monkey has been impersonating me online, finding horny guys to sell *my* fake knickers to and they’d think they were personally worn by me. I heard he makes £6000 a WEEK by spraying his own piss over the knickers. Dirty bastard! ….Where’s my 50% share btw???
"I was very specific about it being lies… | |||
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"Kylie walked past multiple men on her way down the hotel corridor, pointing her finger at each one and gesturing them to follow her. She let them all into her business suite and made them all sit and watch Love Island whilst pandering to her ever need. " Named after her favourite place to make love. Under an “apple tree”. A little reminder of the place she lost her virginity. | |||
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"Kylie walked past multiple men on her way down the hotel corridor, pointing her finger at each one and gesturing them to follow her. She let them all into her business suite and made them all sit and watch Love Island whilst pandering to her ever need. " Is currently locked in an acrimonious legal battle with Hovis about their claims to have invented sliced bread | |||
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"Kylie walked past multiple men on her way down the hotel corridor, pointing her finger at each one and gesturing them to follow her. She let them all into her business suite and made them all sit and watch Love Island whilst pandering to her ever need. " Appletree quivered in trepidation as the man fumbled with the leather straps. He motioned for her to lean forward as he brought both hands to the font, and issued forth … a one way ticket “thank you,conductor” she breathed heavily, “I couldn’t afford a fine and I swore I had it in my wallet” | |||
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"Had a 3 way with Mr blobby "Their pictures are black and white, not because of artistic reasons, but because they are actually monochrome after an explosion at a printer cartridge toner factory. Whilst it’s been deeply traumatic, they definitely got off better than those in the cyan and magenta rooms | |||
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" Named after her favourite place to make love. Under an “apple tree”. A little reminder of the place she lost her virginity. " The man pursed his lips, and brought one finger up, silencing sparkles immediately as he placed it on her expectant lips. “You know the rules”, he said, softly. Sparkles nodded, blinking, chest heaving, as she stood up and returned the library book to its shelf more quietly. | |||
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" Named after her favourite place to make love. Under an “apple tree”. A little reminder of the place she lost her virginity. The man pursed his lips, and brought one finger up, silencing sparkles immediately as he placed it on her expectant lips. “You know the rules”, he said, softly. Sparkles nodded, blinking, chest heaving, as she stood up and returned the library book to its shelf more quietly."  | |||
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" Named after her favourite place to make love. Under an “apple tree”. A little reminder of the place she lost her virginity. The man pursed his lips, and brought one finger up, silencing sparkles immediately as he placed it on her expectant lips. “You know the rules”, he said, softly. Sparkles nodded, blinking, chest heaving, as she stood up and returned the library book to its shelf more quietly." Is in a wonderful open relationship with Penfold. | |||
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"Rachael always wanted to be a nun. She just couldn't get into the habit. " “What’s your name” he demanded “Sir, it’s licketysits” she replied, her mouth dry “And how do you spell that” She ran a tongue over her top lip, before pausing, her bottom lip caught behind her playful bite “L..I……C……..k” she moaned “Ok this time I’ll give you a warning Ms Splits, but please keep your speed down in the future | |||
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" Named after her favourite place to make love. Under an “apple tree”. A little reminder of the place she lost her virginity. The man pursed his lips, and brought one finger up, silencing sparkles immediately as he placed it on her expectant lips. “You know the rules”, he said, softly. Sparkles nodded, blinking, chest heaving, as she stood up and returned the library book to its shelf more quietly." Real name Dave. But went to a swinger fancy dress party as his favourite mousey hero, alongside his best mates Trev and Si, who were the Baron Greenback and Penfold respectively. The women couldn’t get enough of Dav....Dangermouse, and he has adopted the persona since. | |||
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"Dieu's full name is Mon Dieu, cheri after she had a wild French foursome and the men kept calling out...mon...dieu...cheri..." I’m not going to lie, that sounds bloody magnifique  | |||
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"Dieu's full name is Mon Dieu, cheri after she had a wild French foursome and the men kept calling out...mon...dieu...cheri..." Covensintheair actually isn’t in the air. She is often found on the ground, on her back…. Calling out for suitable companions | |||
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"Dieu's full name is Mon Dieu, cheri after she had a wild French foursome and the men kept calling out...mon...dieu...cheri... Covensintheair actually isn’t in the air. She is often found on the ground, on her back…. Calling out for suitable companions" West Country dad bod has neither a child nor lives in the West Country. Nor does he have a “dadbod” he in fact regularly appears with the dreamboyz and has a rippling 6pac and lives in London. He just wants the girls to feel sorry for him. Bless | |||
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"Dieu's full name is Mon Dieu, cheri after she had a wild French foursome and the men kept calling out...mon...dieu...cheri... I’m not going to lie, that sounds bloody magnifique "Hurrah! | |||
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"Dieu's full name is Mon Dieu, cheri after she had a wild French foursome and the men kept calling out...mon...dieu...cheri..." “When shall we three meet again” the woman paused in their dance, one tripped, stifling a giggle as her left tit made a curious slapping noise against own elbow as she threatened to fall over sideways. “Well I can make next Tuesday…” | |||
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". Real name Dave. But went to a swinger fancy dress party as his favourite mousey hero, alongside his best mates Trev and Si, who were the Baron Greenback and Penfold respectively. The women couldn’t get enough of Dav....Dangermouse, and he has adopted the persona since." Dieu was dangerous. Not in ways that made you feel threatened, or scared. But when she stepped in the room, every man just knew, here was someone that you just didn’t mess with. On this occasion she was wearing a long woollen coat, the kind that draped her body from head to toe. They knew, concealed within its liner were deadly weapons, poisons, and intricate tools that could make a grown map weep just by looking at them. They kept their distance. Dieu I walked through. “Let them have their stupid fantasies” she thought to herself “obviously I’m only wearing this as I need to catch up on the washing and ice nothing clean left!” | |||
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 They felt bloody freezing against my skin on a November Edinburgh morning! | |||
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"‘Ice nothing clean left’ isn’t actually too far off the mark. This morning I went out wearing damp yoga leggings from the machine, which I was too lazy to empty last night They felt bloody freezing against my skin on a November Edinburgh morning!"Dieu doesn’t really have big lady bumps, she bought Kenny Everett’s fake boobs at an auction in Kensington. She paid £80 and a look at her foof! | |||
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"‘Ice nothing clean left’ isn’t actually too far off the mark. This morning I went out wearing damp yoga leggings from the machine, which I was too lazy to empty last night They felt bloody freezing against my skin on a November Edinburgh morning!"Dieu, is actually originally from the isle of white. She spent much of her childhood living in cornwall though but hides the fact with a fake Scottish accent. She never let on when Edinburgh held a ‘talk like a pirate’ competition and she won a fine single malt just by reverting to her Cornish accent. | |||
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Mrmoj ... Mr M ... poses as a Robin Williams lookalike in the fine pubs of Sheffield. The locals are amazed! He’s got the looks, accent and humour down to a tee. However his agent has strongly hinted at ditching the comedy glasses ...
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" Dieu, is actually originally from the isle of white. She spent much of her childhood living in cornwall though but hides the fact with a fake Scottish accent. She never let on when Edinburgh held a ‘talk like a pirate’ competition and she won a fine single malt just by reverting to her Cornish accent. " Rachel knocked her head against the inside wall. She didn’t need this, she thought to herself, this of all things she had no need of. She hadn’t asked to be here. If she was asked at this moment where she would most like to be she would probably have said she would like to be laying on a beach, with at least 50 beautiful women and a small team of experts thinking up new ways to make her existence more pleasurable. | |||
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"You cheeky so-and-so!
Mrmoj ... Mr M ... poses as a Robin Williams lookalike in the fine pubs of Sheffield. The locals are amazed! He’s got the looks, accent and humour down to a tee. However his agent has strongly hinted at ditching the comedy glasses ...
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"‘Ice nothing clean left’ isn’t actually too far off the mark. This morning I went out wearing damp yoga leggings from the machine, which I was too lazy to empty last night They felt bloody freezing against my skin on a November Edinburgh morning!
Dieu, is actually originally from the isle of white. She spent much of her childhood living in cornwall though but hides the fact with a fake Scottish accent.
She never let on when Edinburgh held a ‘talk like a pirate’ competition and she won a fine single malt just by reverting to her Cornish accent. "Ooh, well I’ll be daaaarned ... that’s me busted!  | |||
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"‘Ice nothing clean left’ isn’t actually too far off the mark. This morning I went out wearing damp yoga leggings from the machine, which I was too lazy to empty last night They felt bloody freezing against my skin on a November Edinburgh morning!
Dieu, is actually originally from the isle of white. She spent much of her childhood living in cornwall though but hides the fact with a fake Scottish accent.
She never let on when Edinburgh held a ‘talk like a pirate’ competition and she won a fine single malt just by reverting to her Cornish accent.
Ooh, well I’ll be daaaarned ... that’s me busted! "I heard the French are still mad at you for scaring their fleet away from Cornish waters, by showing them the warts on your ass. | |||
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