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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Simple rules really. Answer below and then come up with your own "would you rather" for the next person to answer after

Would you rather there be a shortage of chocolate or shortage of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple rules really. Answer below and then come up with your own "would you rather" for the next person to answer after

Would you rather there be a shortage of chocolate or shortage of cake?"

Shortage of cake, no question

Have birds permanently singing in your ear, or an elephant following you everywhere?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Cake... I can make my own, can't make chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple rules really. Answer below and then come up with your own "would you rather" for the next person to answer after

Would you rather there be a shortage of chocolate or shortage of cake?

Shortage of cake, no question

Have birds permanently singing in your ear, or an elephant following you everywhere?"

An elephant, because I'll just drive places and get there in advance so I'll have time to relax before he shows up

Would you rather have a life without chocolate or alcohol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple rules really. Answer below and then come up with your own "would you rather" for the next person to answer after

Would you rather have a life without chocolate or alcohol? "

Alcohol!

Would you rather be a forest or a tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple rules really. Answer below and then come up with your own "would you rather" for the next person to answer after

Would you rather there be a shortage of chocolate or shortage of cake?

Shortage of cake, no question

Have birds permanently singing in your ear, or an elephant following you everywhere?

An elephant, because I'll just drive places and get there in advance so I'll have time to relax before he shows up

Would you rather have a life without chocolate or alcohol? "

Fuck quite difficult!!! I’d say life without alcohol

Would you rather clean your house with a barbie tooth brush or paint the walls with a cue tip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean with the toothbrush. Lol, so random!

A life without lasagne or without garlic bread?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Clean with the toothbrush. Lol, so random!

A life without lasagne or without garlic bread?"

Lasagne…. Other pasta still needs garlic bread!

Would you rather be poo from your mouth or piss through your nose?

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Piss through the nose.

Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean with the toothbrush. Lol, so random!

A life without lasagne or without garlic bread?

Lasagne…. Other pasta still needs garlic bread!

Would you rather be poo from your mouth or piss through your nose? "

Well..to be technical you can do the former lol. But I'd still choose pee through the nose.

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean with the toothbrush. Lol, so random!

A life without lasagne or without garlic bread?

Lasagne…. Other pasta still needs garlic bread!

Would you rather be poo from your mouth or piss through your nose?

Well..to be technical you can do the former lol. But I'd still choose pee through the nose.

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?"

To hot kill Boris or trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Neither

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Neither

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?"

Fingers for toes. More fingers

Would you rather have Willy sized nipples, or a nipple sized Willy?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Neither

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

Fingers for toes. More fingers

Would you rather have Willy sized nipples, or a nipple sized Willy? "

Willy sized nipples and hopefully they get hard too, can you imagine the fuckery you could get up to with 3 penis's

Would you rather have fingers that looked like penis's or ears that looked like vaginas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

Fingers for toes. More fingers

Would you rather have Willy sized nipples, or a nipple sized Willy?

Willy sized nipples and hopefully they get hard too, can you imagine the fuckery you could get up to with 3 penis's

Would you rather have fingers that looked like penis's or ears that looked like vaginas? "

Fingers like penis's silly question that one

Would you rather a life with no sex just foreplay or life with no foreplay only sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No sex and just foreplay. More variety.

Fight a horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"No sex and just foreplay. More variety.

Fight a horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?"

Horse sized duck!

Would you rather have infinite battery life on all of your devices, or free WiFi wherever you go?

Bob

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"No sex and just foreplay. More variety.

Fight a horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

Horse sized duck!

Would you rather have infinite battery life on all of your devices, or free WiFi wherever you go?

Bob

Battery life. I never go anywhere to be bothered by no WiFi!

Would you rather all your clothes were two sizes too big or all your shoes were two sizes too small?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"No sex and just foreplay. More variety.

Fight a horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

Horse sized duck!

Would you rather have infinite battery life on all of your devices, or free WiFi wherever you go?

Bob

Battery life. I never go anywhere to be bothered by no WiFi!

Would you rather all your clothes were two sizes too big or all your shoes were two sizes too small?"

Clothes two sizes too big, I like a loose fit anyway.

Would you rather have a blister on the sole of your foot, or a permanent ulcer inside your bottom lip?

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By *ools1964Man
over a year ago

Swadlincote

"No sex and just foreplay. More variety.

Fight a horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

Horse sized duck!

Would you rather have infinite battery life on all of your devices, or free WiFi wherever you go?

Bob

Battery life. I never go anywhere to be bothered by no WiFi!

Would you rather all your clothes were two sizes too big or all your shoes were two sizes too small?

Clothes two sizes too big, I like a loose fit anyway.

Would you rather have a blister on the sole of your foot, or a permanent ulcer inside your bottom lip?"
I'd say blister on my foot as you didn't say it would be permanent

Would you rather be a man trapped in a woman's body or a woman trapped in a man's body

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

man trapped in womans body. as a wise man once said - if i had boobs like that i'd never leave the house

be a cat, or be a dog ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer dogs, but would rather be a cat.

Say goodbye to a life of Fab, or lose one real life friend (any of your choosing, and you don’t lose them to death or anything sinister, ha ha!)?

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"I prefer dogs, but would rather be a cat.

Say goodbye to a life of Fab, or lose one real life friend (any of your choosing, and you don’t lose them to death or anything sinister, ha ha!)?"

Goodbye to a life of fab, the past 2 years has proven I can get by I can get by without Fabs but life long friends to lose them is a no no..

Respect or honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty, always!

Would you rather spend all day, every day naked? Or have x-ray glasses so you can see everyone else naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer dogs, but would rather be a cat.

Say goodbye to a life of Fab, or lose one real life friend (any of your choosing, and you don’t lose them to death or anything sinister, ha ha!)?

Goodbye to a life of fab, the past 2 years has proven I can get by I can get by without Fabs but life long friends to lose them is a no no..

Respect or honesty "

Honesty. I don't need to be respected, much prefer dinnertime to be honest with me (plus I'm so nice anyone being honest with themselves will like me anyway)

Caving or climbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xray glasses

Would you rather never have sex ever again or have sex only with the same sex as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xray glasses

Would you rather never have sex ever again or have sex only with the same sex as you "

Hmm, I guess some sex would be better than no sex. Even if I would prefer it with a man.

Throw in Sofia Vergara though, and I’m converted anyway!

Small, homely, cosy?

Large, palatial but a bit impersonal?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Small, homely & cosy

Would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, losing my sight is my worst nightmare. So I’d have to say lose my hearing.

Birthday or Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birthday a its more personal . Tattoo or henna

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Birthday a its more personal . Tattoo or henna "

Tattoo.

Twirl or flake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twirl. 100%.

Pasta or rice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twirl. 100%.

Pasta or rice?"

Pasta! Italian every time

Beer or spirit?

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Beer every day!

Body suit or bra and knickers?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Beer, as there's so much choice in taste and strength.

would you rather live without toothpaste or washing powder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit, that’s a toughie. Ok, I’ll say washing powder. I’ll use the liquid stuff instead

Australia or New Zealand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Australia! (I'm an Aussie)

Christmas Day or New Year's Eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that was a well-timed one then! X

Definitely Christmas ... despite being Scottish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak pie or chicken pie?

(why are so many of mine food related?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Chicken pie, if it's in a bread roll with potato waffles.

Netflix or Amazon prime TV (just the tv channel)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Netflix without a doubt.

Would you rather a cold crisp winters morning where everything is beautifully covered in a white dusting of frozen dew or a sweltering hot day barefoot where the ground/sand scalds your feet, sweat drips from your every pore and you can't cool down?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Would you rather a cold crisp winters morning where everything is beautifully covered in a white dusting of frozen dew "

For me please.

Would you rather be tall or slim?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Would you rather a cold crisp winters morning where everything is beautifully covered in a white dusting of frozen dew

For me please.

Would you rather be tall or slim?

Slip please.

Would you rather have a job that you hate but is well paid or job that you love but struggle financially?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Cold crisp morning that gets ya lungs tingling whenya go back into the warm house...

Trip in a vomit comet or a trip in a UFO?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

oh ok job i would love - then its not a job!

Trip in a vomit comet or a trip in a UFO?

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