FabSwingers.com forum: Lies we are told

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Wait till your father gets home he will tell you what's what

good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes you will stick like that

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'll think about it". Just say no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'll think about it". Just say no!"

So true!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Carrots make you see in the dark

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

We don’t lick people!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Eating your crusts from bread will make your hair curly x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The earth is round…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting too close to the tv will give you square eyes

Crusts make your hair curly

Do that again and it’ll hurt.

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By *ingerJezabelWoman
over a year ago

ilminster

Eat your crusts it will make your hair curly.

Never ate crusts still got frigging curls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single... ha ... & the tan line is clearly visible on wedding finger

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

""I'll think about it". Just say no!"

That actually meant ‘yes, but I’m not saying yes right now’, in our house, growing up.

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By *eandher4and9Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Honest me and my wife don't have sex x

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

If you go to bed with wet hair you will get sick.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Santa

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"Santa

biggest lie of them all that one, even make films about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth fairy

Easter bunny

Bogeyman

Etc etc

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wait till your father gets home he will tell you what's what

good evening all

Sadly my dad WAS the one to belt us when he got home if Mom told him too.

Funnily enough we all get on better with our Dad over our Mum as adults!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Santa

I still believe! It’s not a lie!!!

I just don’t have a chimney

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Santa

I still believe! It’s not a lie!!!

I just don’t have a chimney

Where's he gonna cum instead?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Santa

What do you mean!?!?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Santa

I still believe! It’s not a lie!!!

I just don’t have a chimney

Where's he gonna cum instead?"

Up my drainpipe?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Don't play with it you will go blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The earth is round…"

absolutely, it's an oblate spheroid

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Every time one tells a lie, a fairy dies somewhere.

They must have very weak constitutions!

At any rate, politicians single-handedly wiped them out years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changed your face will stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/11/21 18:32:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate loads of carrots when I was little......still can't fucking see in the dark!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll be laughing on the other side of your face….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fine" has to up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We really see you growing here as part of this company and want you to know how much we appreciate your hard work...

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

I will make sure the message gets passed on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages are made from sausage dogs. I believed it for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work hard and you'll go up the ladder in no time.

Said buy the guy that works smart.

Knowing you'll do all he work and s/he'll take the credit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kind Regards"

You don't mean that

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I used to pretend to phone the truth man I would ask him who did whatever it was and look at the kids faces and when I said ohh was it thank u it would show on the guilty ones face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/11/21 18:45:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won’t cum in your mouth

Yeah, right. Course you won’t!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Tooth fairy

Easter bunny

Bogeyman

Etc etc "

The bogeyman is real I tell ya

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Trickle down economics

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

“No, I’m not upset” said by wife/GF to husband/BF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm fine" has to up there "

This! So me

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Go to school, you'll learn stuff.

I've spent the rest of my life trying to filter out the crap and learn it all over again.

Do joined up writing you'll need it. Nope, all forms require printed legible clear writing, with a ball point pen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won’t cum in your mouth

Yeah, right. Course you won’t! "

It was one time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle will win the league one day. Well Dad ( r.i.p ) you might be right in a few years, shame we can't see it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That was the best sex I’ve ever had”

“Aliens aren’t real and can’t hurt you”

“You aren’t a AI created by Zuckerburg to destroy the internet that became sentient and went rogue”

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By *oreplay GuyMan
over a year ago

Hull

Diehard is not a Christmas movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won’t cum in your mouth

Yeah, right. Course you won’t!

It was one time!

I didn’t mind really.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Black history has no bad things, ever.

O J Simpson

Black on black knife crime, especially in London

Michael Jackson's court case

The civil war in Rwanda/Hotel Rwanda

Black slåve owners and the rivalAfrican tribes that were in cahoots with the traders.

Idi Amin and his years in power

Gangsta rap and it's mysgonistic attitude to guns and poor treatment of women

The Shooting of some bloke call Tupac, in Las Vegas.

White washing black history is as bad as not showing black history at all.

American history is black history, that's what Morgan Freeman was talking about.

Balance, context and the bigger picture warts and all, is what's needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I came!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't hurt, honest!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m separated, we just live together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops my dick accidentally went in the wrong hole

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t eat fruit pips you’ll end up growing an orchard - 50 years in still waiting for this great fruit forest

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

No your arse doesn't look big in that

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm on the pill.

We've been working really hard for you (said the estate agent)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Don’t eat fruit pips you’ll end up growing an orchard - 50 years in still waiting for this great fruit forest "

Did it grow into a beauty spot instead?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I did not have sexual relations with that Women."

Lies...she kept her blouse with your cum on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earwigs can nest in your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa

What's happened to him...is Rudolph okay?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Same with the Easter Bunny. Rabbits and eggs, sounds like a couple of sex toys???

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Turning the lights on in the car is illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots make you see in the dark"

Carrots do you can see in the dark…Sprouts so you have something to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black history has no bad things, ever.

O J Simpson

Black on black knife crime, especially in London

Michael Jackson's court case

The civil war in Rwanda/Hotel Rwanda

Black slåve owners and the rivalAfrican tribes that were in cahoots with the traders.

Idi Amin and his years in power

Gangsta rap and it's mysgonistic attitude to guns and poor treatment of women

The Shooting of some bloke call Tupac, in Las Vegas.

White washing black history is as bad as not showing black history at all.

American history is black history, that's what Morgan Freeman was talking about.

Balance, context and the bigger picture warts and all, is what's needed.

Jeez keep it light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ice cream van plays music to let everyone know he has sold out of ice cream

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Black history has no bad things, ever.

O J Simpson

Black on black knife crime, especially in London

Michael Jackson's court case

The civil war in Rwanda/Hotel Rwanda

Black slåve owners and the rivalAfrican tribes that were in cahoots with the traders.

Idi Amin and his years in power

Gangsta rap and it's mysgonistic attitude to guns and poor treatment of women

The Shooting of some bloke call Tupac, in Las Vegas.

White washing black history is as bad as not showing black history at all.

American history is black history, that's what Morgan Freeman was talking about.

Balance, context and the bigger picture warts and all, is what's needed.

Jeez keep it light "

skin coloured plasters (they only come in one shade)

Was that light enough for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black history has no bad things, ever.

O J Simpson

Black on black knife crime, especially in London

Michael Jackson's court case

The civil war in Rwanda/Hotel Rwanda

Black slåve owners and the rivalAfrican tribes that were in cahoots with the traders.

Idi Amin and his years in power

Gangsta rap and it's mysgonistic attitude to guns and poor treatment of women

The Shooting of some bloke call Tupac, in Las Vegas.

White washing black history is as bad as not showing black history at all.

American history is black history, that's what Morgan Freeman was talking about.

Balance, context and the bigger picture warts and all, is what's needed.

Jeez keep it light

skin coloured plasters (they only come in one shade)

Was that light enough for you?"

They come in more shades of skin now. And fwiw it was a very political post for a fun thread.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Black history has no bad things, ever.

O J Simpson

Black on black knife crime, especially in London

Michael Jackson's court case

The civil war in Rwanda/Hotel Rwanda

Black slåve owners and the rivalAfrican tribes that were in cahoots with the traders.

Idi Amin and his years in power

Gangsta rap and it's mysgonistic attitude to guns and poor treatment of women

The Shooting of some bloke call Tupac, in Las Vegas.

White washing black history is as bad as not showing black history at all.

American history is black history, that's what Morgan Freeman was talking about.

Balance, context and the bigger picture warts and all, is what's needed.

Jeez keep it light

skin coloured plasters (they only come in one shade)

Was that light enough for you?

They come in more shades of skin now. And fwiw it was a very political post for a fun thread."

That's very true.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Santa

What's happened to him...is Rudolph okay?

Rudolph is fine but Mrs Claus wants an mfm with an elf

durt burd

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Fishnet stockings on her fire place then?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You'll get piles, if you sit on a brick or concrete wall. (Still waiting for the money. Honey.

)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

My mum called me "a son of a bitch". Either that's irony or just clouded judgement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White lie's "

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Don't pull girls' hair, they don't like it...

LvM

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

It's rude to ask

It's rude to stare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausages are made from sausage dogs. I believed it for years"

If you live in Korea that’s probably true?

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Carrots make you see in the dark"

Does have some science behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The music means they've run out of ice cream

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

That there is a creature called a haggis and it has 2 legs shorter than the others so can only go one way round mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll get collywobbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With respect……. Usually means with no respect at all

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Don't pull girls' hair, they don't like it...

LvM"

Are you sure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The earth is round…"

It's not round it's spherical

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

New improved flavour!:

After taking out the sugar, fat and salt.

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By *onnnie72Man
over a year ago

west bromwich

If you keep playing with it it will fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's next on my to-do list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'll think about it". Just say no!

That actually meant ‘yes, but I’m not saying yes right now’, in our house, growing up. "

Mine too. It just needed verifying with the other parent who wasn't there

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Santa

What's happened to him...is Rudolph okay?

Rudolph is fine but Mrs Claus wants an mfm with an elf

durt burd

Needs must. Her old fella only comes once a year so what’s a girl to do ...

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"With respect……. Usually means with no respect at all"

“I’m not racist, but ... “ is usually a good warning sign too.

“No offence, but ...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots make you see in the dark"

You don't see rabbits wearing glasses!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I had some IT issues

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Carrots make you see in the dark"

This started in WW2 when sugar was in short supply. It was in the main though to hide from the Germans the fact that allied night fighter aircraft had radar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work will set you free.

No the weekend sets me free.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

It's rude to ask.

No, it's not. It's called offering and consideration.

It's also called obtaining consent.

It's that sort of stupidity, that gets you nowhere in life

and chucked out of clubs, for touching without asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The music from the ice cream van is an alert that he/she has ran out of ice cream

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Being vegan is good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day you will meet the man of your dreams and live happily ever after pmsl

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"One day you will meet the man of your dreams and live happily ever after pmsl "

She did, look in the above photo!

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