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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

iron naked

Had to cancel my night out cause i got a big fooking iron burn on my belly where i bent over the board and lent onto the iron

Bloody hell it aint half sore hope it dont scare

well thats my friday night news flash

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"iron naked

Had to cancel my night out cause i got a big fooking iron burn on my belly where i bent over the board and lent onto the iron

Bloody hell it aint half sore hope it dont scare

well thats my friday night news flash "

your belly scares me lol sorry couln't resist

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

did you miss the spaniels ears?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"iron naked

Had to cancel my night out cause i got a big fooking iron burn on my belly where i bent over the board and lent onto the iron

Bloody hell it aint half sore hope it dont scare

well thats my friday night news flash

your belly scares me lol sorry couln't resist "

ok ok without the E lol flipping heck im in pain here give me a break lol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

OOouuuch that had to hurt like feck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did you miss the spaniels ears? "

man id have screamed the house down if i got my nipples

its bad enough on my belly its gone all bubbly and blistered

im not feeling the sympathy here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iron naked

Had to cancel my night out cause i got a big fooking iron burn on my belly where i bent over the board and lent onto the iron

Bloody hell it aint half sore hope it dont scare years ago in army i dropped iron my bell end so i dont iron naked now, no scars but no- one kissed it better

well thats my friday night news flash "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

bag of peas !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey Nymphs!! You need to be more careful. In future where an apronand not a latex one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dropped one on my bell end in army, never scarred but ooh it hurt,lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

i was watching a guy on cam once .. he had an ironing board in the background of the cam so i just asked him to iron his cock as abit of crack ... he did !! !.. i shit u not !!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"iron naked

Had to cancel my night out cause i got a big fooking iron burn on my belly where i bent over the board and lent onto the iron

Bloody hell it aint half sore hope it dont scare

well thats my friday night news flash "

Ouch... Feeling your pain.. I remember sitting my bare arse down on my straightners when getting ready to go out one night.. If it's any consolation, the burn mark faded away totally in a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dropped one on my bell end in army, never scarred but ooh it hurt,lol "

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" If it's any consolation, the burn mark faded away totally in a few weeks"

actually it is, at the mo i have a big triangle blister and im looking at it thinking..i hope that goes

i think i'll be doing it doggy for the next couple of weeks lol

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek


" If it's any consolation, the burn mark faded away totally in a few weeks

actually it is, at the mo i have a big triangle blister and im looking at it thinking..i hope that goes

i think i'll be doing it doggy for the next couple of weeks lol "

I'll volunteer for 10mins if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha, thought I was the only one who did daft things like that!!!

P.S. I have a slight scar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i burnt my ear while ironing when the phone rung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it helps any, semen helps heal burns quickly..... Gangbang bukkake for NN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to snip into the edge of one of my nostrils with scissors recently.

Nostrils bleed a lot when cut with scissors.

And, better, I managed to do it just before I needed to leave to drive to a meet.

Fortunately it stopped bleeding during the drive. It's still scabbed now.

[Before you ask how, I was snipping a knot out of my hair and was focusing on the knot rather than paying attention to where the ends of the scissors were ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to snip into the edge of one of my nostrils with scissors recently.

Nostrils bleed a lot when cut with scissors.

And, better, I managed to do it just before I needed to leave to drive to a meet.

Fortunately it stopped bleeding during the drive. It's still scabbed now.

[Before you ask how, I was snipping a knot out of my hair and was focusing on the knot rather than paying attention to where the ends of the scissors were ]"

Thought you were just trimming hairy nostrils

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I was ironing naked and i brought the iron towards me and caught my tummy with the side.. was left with quite a mark for about 18 mths and yes it hurt .. I stopped ironing altogether since that.

Use aloe ...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Go to the shop when you fancy Black Forest Gateaux then discover it takes until forever to reach "room temperature"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bag of peas !! "
Useless tried ironing with them before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to snip into the edge of one of my nostrils with scissors recently.

Nostrils bleed a lot when cut with scissors.

And, better, I managed to do it just before I needed to leave to drive to a meet.

Fortunately it stopped bleeding during the drive. It's still scabbed now.

[Before you ask how, I was snipping a knot out of my hair and was focusing on the knot rather than paying attention to where the ends of the scissors were ]

Thought you were just trimming hairy nostrils "

No, I plait those and weave in some beads.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Snipping your nostrils can only mean extremely long pubes billowing in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snipping your nostrils can only mean extremely long pubes billowing in the wind "

Good job I went for that wax yesterday then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to snip into the edge of one of my nostrils with scissors recently.

Nostrils bleed a lot when cut with scissors.

"

My ex ma out law did the same thing...

Moustaches can be a bugger to trim...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done the sitting on straighteners thing. Omg did that hurt; I nearly hit the ceiling getting back up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to snip into the edge of one of my nostrils with scissors recently.

Nostrils bleed a lot when cut with scissors.

And, better, I managed to do it just before I needed to leave to drive to a meet.

Fortunately it stopped bleeding during the drive. It's still scabbed now.

[Before you ask how, I was snipping a knot out of my hair and was focusing on the knot rather than paying attention to where the ends of the scissors were ]"

I did similar whilst shaving. An hour later and plenty of tissues it stopped. Never thought it would hurt so much either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had right horried burn n my tummy when pregent .top keep riding up my bump and to close to the ironing bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I iron naked all the time (hence the pic!) but then I'm probably way more careful than when I do it clothed.

Closest I've come to having an accident was when one of my housemates walked in unexpectedly (thought they'd all gone out!) and screamed!!

Scared the shit out of me and nearly resulted in a trip to A&E! So guys, if you're participating in 'extreme ironing' - take extra precautions - which may involve taping it to your leg!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Just don't iron...to problem solved lol

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I was in a hotel room in Edinburgh a while ago. I was naked and was cleaning my teeth, i bent over to wash my mouth out and i forgot about the heated towel rack behind me. I never knew i could move so fast or shriek so loud. I had 4 red lines across my arse for several days.

Dave

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