FabSwingers.com forum: The 12

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey puddins!

Are you bored with the same mundane messages hitting your inbox every day? Do you crave some fun and excitement on here of a different kind?

The 12 are recruiting.

You must be intelligent, articulate, trustworthy and have a good imagination. This is purely fantasy fabbers, safe and harmless and will enhance your experience with people who are on here for genuine reasons.

So, if that’s your bag then we’re waiting to hear from you. Everyone is welcome, as long as you can cut the mustard.

Interested? Send a message to Bird of Prey with “The 12” as the subject . If your profile checks out, you will then be sent an initiation test to complete and return.

GET IN THE GAME! YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

;-)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I literally have no clue what this means haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I literally have no clue what this means haha

Or me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I literally have no clue what this means haha

Glad it's not just me.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I literally have no clue what this means haha

Maybe it's about sending random porn?

Although, maybe understanding is the first step of the initiation....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A pact?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The MOD are using ever more unusual recruitment techniques these days…

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"The MOD are using ever more unusual recruitment techniques these days…"

Ye knows too much

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Why do I get the impression that if I did this my phone would ring and a voice would whisper "7 days..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those Clique groups

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Is it written fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I literally have no clue what this means haha

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a ‘Days of Christmas’ thing? Do we have to provide a partridge in a pear tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey puddins!

Are you bored with the same mundane messages hitting your inbox every day? Do you crave some fun and excitement on here of a different kind?

The 12 are recruiting.

So, if that’s your bag then we’re waiting to hear from you. Everyone is welcome, as long as you can cut the mustard.

Interested? Send a message to Bird of Prey with “The 12” as the subject . If your profile checks out, you will then be sent an initiation test to complete and return.

GET IN THE GAME! YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

;-)"

A brand new profile? Sounds very dodgy.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Well the profile exists but I’ll give it a miss, already got enough numbers in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a ‘Days of Christmas’ thing? Do we have to provide a partridge in a pear tree?"

Or a box of twelve condoms. *TMZ to another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a ‘Days of Christmas’ thing? Do we have to provide a partridge in a pear tree?

Or a box of twelve condoms. *TMZ to another thread.

A years supply? Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All seems a bit dodgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has got that pesky Sidney University written all over it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Will it hurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a ‘Days of Christmas’ thing? Do we have to provide a partridge in a pear tree?

Or a box of twelve condoms. *TMZ to another thread.

A years supply? Bloody hell"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

I see MI6 are recruiting again

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

Therefore, is somewhat difficult to show a level of enthusiasm...

Best wishes in finding your elite 12...

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

This convinced me^

I've sent passport number and bank account details too. Anything else?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

Therefore, is somewhat difficult to show a level of enthusiasm...

Best wishes in finding your elite 12...

Nor can I

I’m not a chosen one damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

People need more information rather than getting it from a hidden account and then being told to send a message to an account thats 4 days old. You can't blame people for thinking this is not legit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/11/21 14:46:57]

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"The 12 " sounds like a secret society.....yay, if you never hear off me again...I've been chosen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I seeing every single cheesy advert running through my head now, from Shane Ritchie, to That annoying "you buy one, you get one free" to the Cillit Bang man! all buck teeth and weird costumes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

Therefore, is somewhat difficult to show a level of enthusiasm...

Best wishes in finding your elite 12...

Nor can I

I’m not a chosen one damn it

Ladies..... Bird of Prey accepts messages from everyone on here.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

""The 12 " sounds like a secret society.....yay, if you never hear off me again...I've been chosen.."

People often shout at me that I’m a cult

Fairly sure that’s what they call me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why am I seeing every single cheesy advert running through my head now, from Shane Ritchie, to That annoying "you buy one, you get one free" to the Cillit Bang man! all buck teeth and weird costumes.

Certainly not selling anything. And my teeth are normal thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has squid game UK written all over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

Therefore, is somewhat difficult to show a level of enthusiasm...

Best wishes in finding your elite 12...

Nor can I

I’m not a chosen one damn it

That’s unbelievable, the standards OP maybe setting in their selection process may simply be unachievable - if a profile such as yours is excluded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

People need more information rather than getting it from a hidden account and then being told to send a message to an account thats 4 days old. You can't blame people for thinking this is not legit. "

And what is the worst that can happen? You do have a block button don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has squid game UK written all over it. "

This is definitely NOT red light green light

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Have we found the gateway to joining the Illuminati???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

This convinced me^

I've sent passport number and bank account details too. Anything else?"

Name, address, telephone number and email please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When"

Now!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it written fantasy?"

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sign of the profile you mentioned …

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m in"

No way is it the frog hat I knew I should have taken a pic in my frog wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

People need more information rather than getting it from a hidden account and then being told to send a message to an account thats 4 days old. You can't blame people for thinking this is not legit.

And what is the worst that can happen? You do have a block button don't you?

The worst that can happen is it could be a scam account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a sex pyramid scheme ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will it hurt?

Relatively painless unless you piss off the boss

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

Therefore, is somewhat difficult to show a level of enthusiasm...

Best wishes in finding your elite 12...

Nor can I

I’m not a chosen one damn it

That’s unbelievable, the standards OP maybe setting in their selection process may simply be unachievable - if a profile such as yours is excluded.

Likewise beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has squid game UK written all over it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be no 13?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of the profile you mentioned …"

It is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

Therefore, is somewhat difficult to show a level of enthusiasm...

Best wishes in finding your elite 12...

Nor can I

I’m not a chosen one damn it

That’s unbelievable, the standards OP maybe setting in their selection process may simply be unachievable - if a profile such as yours is excluded.

Likewise beautiful

Thank you. Unlike me you’re a true lady - beautiful on the outside and in (a rare gem).

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Will it hurt?

Relatively painless unless you piss off the boss

I do that a lot, I think it’s the brat in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the profile you mentioned also yours op?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Guys you’ll never get another mundane message ever again though!

Hang on! Does that also mean we can’t send mundane messages ever again either?

We’re out then

BP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

People need more information rather than getting it from a hidden account and then being told to send a message to an account thats 4 days old. You can't blame people for thinking this is not legit.

And what is the worst that can happen? You do have a block button don't you?

The worst that can happen is it could be a scam account. "

And? I'm not threatening to slaughter your first born you know

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

This convinced me^

I've sent passport number and bank account details too. Anything else?"

... National Insurance number as well ... that helps with tax fiddle/unapproved labour recruitment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the profile you mentioned also yours op? "

No. It's another member of The 12.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has got that pesky Sidney University written all over it

I wish I was in Sydney. Have you seen how shit the weather is in Newcastle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more a 69 type of guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will it hurt?

Relatively painless unless you piss off the boss

I do that a lot, I think it’s the brat in me

Come on then brat, take a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a chain letter or pyramid selling. Frankly I am in chains and have too many pyramids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

This convinced me^

I've sent passport number and bank account details too. Anything else?

Name, address, telephone number and email please

Are you a bloke in Nigeria with a £15m inheritance he wants to send to me for safe keeping ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Is it 5 or 6 I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on people!! Have some imagination and take a chance. You'll kick yourselves if you miss out

This convinced me^

I've sent passport number and bank account details too. Anything else?

Name, address, telephone number and email please

Are you selling tickets to the next public hanging now The Saudis have bought the Toon?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

MI6 Recruitment.......

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"MI6 Recruitment.......

Fuck MI6, I’m only up for recruitment by CI5.

If there’s not a Capri and cardboard boxes, I’m not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MI6 Recruitment.......

Recruiting the next cohort of Apostles..........now the Saudis have bought the toon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MI6 Recruitment.......

Fuck MI6, I’m only up for recruitment by CI5.

If there’s not a Capri and cardboard boxes, I’m not interested

I was recruited by MFI in the 80s but it all fell apart in the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying at these comments.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Is it a sex pyramid scheme ?

I like the idea of a sex pyramid! Were you thinking a pile of people in a rough pyramid shape, or a pyramid full of people having sex??

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Is the initiation test changing a wheel on your car

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Is the initiation test changing a wheel on your car

What kind of car has got 12 wheels?

They’ll have to use two of those buggies the Banana Splits used to drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the initiation test changing a wheel on your car

What kind of car has got 12 wheels?

They’ll have to use two of those buggies the Banana Splits used to drive!"

Lady Penelope from thunderbirds has a car with 12 wheels. In one episode she parked it in Newcastle and ..........yes you guessed it she returned to find it on bricks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the initiation test changing a wheel on your car

What kind of car has got 12 wheels?

They’ll have to use two of those buggies the Banana Splits used to drive!"

You know they made a movie a couple of years ago. Banana splits- a horror film. IMDB it if you don’t believe me

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