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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could do with a good hard fuck right now?

Not my usual type of post but just felt I had to share

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Ohh go on then

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks... i knew i recognised that tingly feeling, just couldn't remember what it was....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope.. not tonight...

Thinks about it..

ahh ok.. go on then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks... i knew i recognised that tingly feeling, just couldn't remember what it was....

Piles

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Only if I can go 1st

Wouldn't touch the sides after those big boys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say 'no' right now! Like I didn't say 'no' at tea time, or earlier this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Kebab first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if I can go 1st

Wouldn't touch the sides after those big boys lol"

Ok, hurry then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go take a shower and take your mind of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, I'm feeling a little twitchy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's like an itch thats not satisfied with a scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me very much in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im like that everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah could do with that tonight actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

No change there then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah could do with that tonight actually...

methinks the cucumber might get more action than me tonight

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm good for tonight thanks....but check back tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah could do with that tonight actually...

or the squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah could do with that tonight actually...

methinks the cucumber might get more action than me tonight"

lmfao no,, ive got actual sex toys for that. The veg was just a joke for the picture theme this week

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

We just have so can we wait 20 mins? Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a bunch of horny feckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel like it. I've just come back from a toenail painting party and have nails full of diamantes now, so I don't want anything to knock them

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I have just been listening to some very relaxing music so I am not in the mood right now. Mind you... I could possibly be persuaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't say 'no'...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're all too far away!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the feeling. Need a good pick me up session to lift my spirits. Would love to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I def could

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know the feeling. Need a good pick me up session to lift my spirits. Would love to help

I thought you already had one! Pfft!! X

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Gagging as per.

Oh well off to bed with my fingers and a hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was a pick me up treat which was a good fix but a good session would really find the spot and hit it xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a pick me up treat which was a good fix but a good session would really find the spot and hit it xxx

Some people are never satisfied lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nah... I am saving myself for next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was a pick me up treat which was a good fix but a good session would really find the spot and hit it xxx

Some people are never satisfied lol x"

But you will find those are the people that can satsify the most as they are persistent xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah... I am saving myself for next week

All you horny Scots. Im moving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was a pick me up treat which was a good fix but a good session would really find the spot and hit it xxx

Some people are never satisfied lol x

But you will find those are the people that can satsify the most as they are persistent xxxx

Persistent? I thought you were just stalking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well maybe just a bit. But I'm sure you like it really xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well maybe just a bit. But I'm sure you like it really xxxx"

I do. It makes me feel wanted ha x but I locked my bunny away, just to be safe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well maybe just a bit. But I'm sure you like it really xxxx

I do. It makes me feel wanted ha x but I locked my bunny away, just to be safe!"

Well I'm not after your rabbit lol

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

So long as you are on top. I've just had a big curry. And please bring a hot towel too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well maybe just a bit. But I'm sure you like it really xxxx

I do. It makes me feel wanted ha x but I locked my bunny away, just to be safe!

Well I'm not after your rabbit lol"

Oh good! Because that's all mine tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So long as you are on top. I've just had a big curry. And please bring a hot towel too."

Oh that's so appealing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Curry? huh I'm onto the Black Forest Gateaux with double cream now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Curry? huh I'm onto the Black Forest Gateaux with double cream now

Not a fan of black forest but chocolate fudge cake might have been worth a trip to Derby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm not after your rabbit lol

Oh good! Because that's all mine tonight

Well shame I can't make it round there to give it a night off lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm not after your rabbit lol

Oh good! Because that's all mine tonight

Well shame I can't make it round there to give it a night off lol xxxx"

Shame? It's a travesty!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm not after your rabbit lol

Oh good! Because that's all mine tonight

Well shame I can't make it round there to give it a night off lol xxxx

Shame? It's a travesty!!"

Anyway shouldn't you be 'studying'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of black forest but chocolate fudge cake might have been worth a trip to Derby!"

I have a whole fudge cake in the fridge and I'm round the corner xxxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ooh someone's going to be sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am not far and have cake but don't think i can do the hard fuck sorry just not built that way

xxx could give it a try though xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway shouldn't you be 'studying'"

Well need to focus on a bit a Anatomy & Physiology so would be ideal xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i am not far and have cake but don't think i can do the hard fuck sorry just not built that way

xxx could give it a try though xxxx"

Ah im sure we could work something out!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a fan of black forest but chocolate fudge cake might have been worth a trip to Derby!

I have a whole fudge cake in the fridge and I'm round the corner xxxx"

Don't tease me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh someone's going to be sore"

Wanna kiss me better?

Ps shouldn't you be in bed? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway shouldn't you be 'studying'

Well need to focus on a bit a Anatomy & Physiology so would be ideal xxxx"

Glad to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tease me x"

But half the fun is the tease xxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooh someone's going to be sore

Wanna kiss me better?

Ps shouldn't you be in bed? X"

I am

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ooh someone's going to be sore"

It would take more than Chocolate Fudge Cake to make me sore, I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh someone's going to be sore

Wanna kiss me better?

Ps shouldn't you be in bed? X

I am

Is the room spinning?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't tease me x

But half the fun is the tease xxx"

You better save me some x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh someone's going to be sore

It would take more than Chocolate Fudge Cake to make me sore, I'm sure

Not as sore as Ryan's head in the morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You better save me some x"

I'm sure it will be here till Tuesday so sure something could be arranged xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You better save me some x

I'm sure it will be here till Tuesday so sure something could be arranged xxx"

Yum x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooh someone's going to be sore

It would take more than Chocolate Fudge Cake to make me sore, I'm sure

Not as sore as Ryan's head in the morning x"

I'm up with the larks tomorrow. Will be doing star jumps at 6

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Stop distracting me whilst I perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm sure burning it off would be just as nice xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop distracting me whilst I perve "

Ok perv away, let me know if I can be of anymore assistance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I'm sure burning it off would be just as nice xxxx"

Are you trying to say I'm fat?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Stop distracting me whilst I perve

Ok perv away, let me know if I can be of anymore assistance

Yes stand back from that bloody lense lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop distracting me whilst I perve

Ok perv away, let me know if I can be of anymore assistance

Yes stand back from that bloody lense lol"

I have short arms!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm sure burning it off would be just as nice xxxx

Are you trying to say I'm fat?

Definitely not. Not with the appitite for burning off the cake xxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Stop distracting me whilst I perve

Ok perv away, let me know if I can be of anymore assistance

Yes stand back from that bloody lense lol

I have short arms!!!"

I manipulated a good photo for you and it's not even up there ! Admittedly not perving material.

Luckily for you I have normal sized arms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I'm sure burning it off would be just as nice xxxx

Are you trying to say I'm fat?

Definitely not. Not with the appitite for burning off the cake xxx"

Cake and sex. What more could a girl want x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop distracting me whilst I perve

Ok perv away, let me know if I can be of anymore assistance

Yes stand back from that bloody lense lol

I have short arms!!!

I manipulated a good photo for you and it's not even up there ! Admittedly not perving material.

Luckily for you I have normal sized arms"

Oh yeah I deleted by mistake

But as you say, not perv worthy so maybe I should let you manipulate some more x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Mmm just what I am in need off, but we would not get a wink off sleep all night, oh what the hell I can sleep tomorrow night.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"So long as you are on top. I've just had a big curry. And please bring a hot towel too.

Oh that's so appealing

I like a woman who sets her sights high. Hop on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So long as you are on top. I've just had a big curry. And please bring a hot towel too.

Oh that's so appealing

I like a woman who sets her sights high. Hop on!

Ha ha!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Mmmmm now that sounds like you'd be ready to go all night xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

NorthernMonkey Hand in the air

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Oh please tell me your serious pmsll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Haha hell yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Mmmmm now that sounds like you'd be ready to go all night xxxxx

Indeed this is a early night for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Haha hell yes!!

Ha two takers already! Form an orderly queue!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

Ok let's go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round. "

What makes you think you will have free hands

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x"

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

My thoughts exactly

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x"

Ruined ! Pffft actually your probably right but do your worst ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Lol vodka and red bull. Perfect combination, vodka makes me horny and red bull keeps me up all night. Any takers on me and tease??

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet."

If your happy and you know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl"

That man does love a burger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been worn out by all the talk of bouncing off ceilings so I no longer have the energy for a shag, unless I can lie back and think of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think you will have free hands

My thoughts exactly

Well if I had you two here I would be making use of every part of me to enjoy you both and you both are more than a handful it seems xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

Ruined ! Pffft actually your probably right but do your worst ladies "

We intend to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes you think you will have free hands

My thoughts exactly

Well if I had you two here I would be making use of every part of me to enjoy you both and you both are more than a handful it seems xxx

I want your cake before your cock mister!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been worn out by all the talk of bouncing off ceilings so I no longer have the energy for a shag, unless I can lie back and think of England."

Im sure I can give you a good injection of energy that will get you going xxx

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!"

How about my cock and cake xxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl

That man does love a burger!"

I got really sticky fingers on the way home tonight too it was lush ! Cost me £6 though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been worn out by all the talk of bouncing off ceilings so I no longer have the energy for a shag, unless I can lie back and think of England.

Im sure I can give you a good injection of energy that will get you going xxx"

Sounds intriguing. Could be worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Shit are you ok?? should i dial 999??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx"

Messy, I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl

That man does love a burger!

I got really sticky fingers on the way home tonight too it was lush ! Cost me £6 though lol"

Actually you only gave me £5.80

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl

That man does love a burger!

I got really sticky fingers on the way home tonight too it was lush ! Cost me £6 though lol"

Should have framed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl

That man does love a burger!

I got really sticky fingers on the way home tonight too it was lush ! Cost me £6 though lol

Actually you only gave me £5.80

Ha ha ha ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been worn out by all the talk of bouncing off ceilings so I no longer have the energy for a shag, unless I can lie back and think of England."

Oh of course, I've more energy than i can handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La la la not hearing anything about burgers la la la

A friend's lodger has pinned the menu of a burger place in Newbury up in his kitchen. Some of them sound heavenly.

I'm trying self hypnosis to convince myself I don't like burgers, or chocolate, or junk food, or cakes.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl

That man does love a burger!

I got really sticky fingers on the way home tonight too it was lush ! Cost me £6 though lol

Actually you only gave me £5.80

You owed me one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking "

You mean hes not enjoying me sitting on his face???? He should be grateful I didn't have the curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds intriguing. Could be worth a try

Be definitely worth your while. I'm sure you'll be bouncing off the ceiling without the red bull xxxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"La la la not hearing anything about burgers la la la

A friend's lodger has pinned the menu of a burger place in Newbury up in his kitchen. Some of them sound heavenly.

I'm trying self hypnosis to convince myself I don't like burgers, or chocolate, or junk food, or cakes."

Go and try it kinky. That's only 30 mins from me and burgers love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx

Messy, I like.

I'm sure it won't be messy for long though xxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking

You mean hes not enjoying me sitting on his face???? He should be grateful I didn't have the curry"

Think that may kill the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also in need ..... must be all the vodka and redbull I've consumed , almost bouncing of the celing haha

Boy this is going to be tiring

you'll be just fine

He wouldn't, he'd be completely ruined. Don't tell him fibs lol x

If we promise him burgers he will pmsl

That man does love a burger!

I got really sticky fingers on the way home tonight too it was lush ! Cost me £6 though lol

Actually you only gave me £5.80

You owed me one"

Oh Ryan i beg to differ

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking

You mean hes not enjoying me sitting on his face???? He should be grateful I didn't have the curry"

S'ok I like a ripe mango for desert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking

You mean hes not enjoying me sitting on his face???? He should be grateful I didn't have the curry"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx

Messy, I like.

I'm sure it won't be messy for long though xxx"

I doubt that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds intriguing. Could be worth a try

Be definitely worth your while. I'm sure you'll be bouncing off the ceiling without the red bull xxxx"

Oh god, this reminds me of an ex of mine.

Everything he knew about sex, he'd learned from porn and he though the key to great sex was mad thrusting from the man.

Going on top was like trying to ride a bucking bronco! Never mind bouncing off the ceiling, he nearly launched me through it quite a few times.

I never did manage to teach him not to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking

You mean hes not enjoying me sitting on his face???? He should be grateful I didn't have the curry

S'ok I like a ripe mango for desert."

No chocolate fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx

Messy, I like.

I'm sure it won't be messy for long though xxx

I doubt that!"

Well untill you ride it and I make you soaking xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tease can sit on my face. Then when I shout 'mmmfffghh' and clap my hands you can swop round.

What makes you think you will have free hands

OK I will stamp my feet.

If your happy and you know it

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh mmmfffghh stamp stamp!

Can you hear something Tease?

Yes the poor mans choking

You mean hes not enjoying me sitting on his face???? He should be grateful I didn't have the curry

Think that may kill the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"La la la not hearing anything about burgers la la la

A friend's lodger has pinned the menu of a burger place in Newbury up in his kitchen. Some of them sound heavenly.

I'm trying self hypnosis to convince myself I don't like burgers, or chocolate, or junk food, or cakes.

Go and try it kinky. That's only 30 mins from me and burgers love me

You try it! You're the one not on a flippin' diet.

It's called Rio's and friend's lodger raves about the place.

I don't like burgers. Really. I don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx

Messy, I like.

I'm sure it won't be messy for long though xxx

I doubt that!

Well untill you ride it and I make you soaking xxxx"

I thought you knew me better!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

You mean hes not enjoying me sitting on his face???? He should be grateful I didn't have the curry

S'ok I like a ripe mango for desert.

No chocolate fudge

Not if you are sitting, that is SITTING on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds intriguing. Could be worth a try

Be definitely worth your while. I'm sure you'll be bouncing off the ceiling without the red bull xxxx

Oh god, this reminds me of an ex of mine.

Everything he knew about sex, he'd learned from porn and he though the key to great sex was mad thrusting from the man.

Going on top was like trying to ride a bucking bronco! Never mind bouncing off the ceiling, he nearly launched me through it quite a few times.

I never did manage to teach him not to."

Well I don't buck like a bronco, I know it's about the position and technique xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"La la la not hearing anything about burgers la la la

A friend's lodger has pinned the menu of a burger place in Newbury up in his kitchen. Some of them sound heavenly.

I'm trying self hypnosis to convince myself I don't like burgers, or chocolate, or junk food, or cakes.

Go and try it kinky. That's only 30 mins from me and burgers love me

You try it! You're the one not on a flippin' diet.

It's called Rio's and friend's lodger raves about the place.

I don't like burgers. Really. I don't.

I'd like a wimpy one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds intriguing. Could be worth a try

Be definitely worth your while. I'm sure you'll be bouncing off the ceiling without the red bull xxxx

Oh god, this reminds me of an ex of mine.

Everything he knew about sex, he'd learned from porn and he though the key to great sex was mad thrusting from the man.

Going on top was like trying to ride a bucking bronco! Never mind bouncing off the ceiling, he nearly launched me through it quite a few times.

I never did manage to teach him not to."

made me chuckle

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"La la la not hearing anything about burgers la la la

A friend's lodger has pinned the menu of a burger place in Newbury up in his kitchen. Some of them sound heavenly.

I'm trying self hypnosis to convince myself I don't like burgers, or chocolate, or junk food, or cakes.

Go and try it kinky. That's only 30 mins from me and burgers love me

You try it! You're the one not on a flippin' diet.

It's called Rio's and friend's lodger raves about the place.

I don't like burgers. Really. I don't.

Actually your right I'm not keen on them either

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fucks sake just realised I'm meant to be mature posting this week !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds intriguing. Could be worth a try

Be definitely worth your while. I'm sure you'll be bouncing off the ceiling without the red bull xxxx

Oh god, this reminds me of an ex of mine.

Everything he knew about sex, he'd learned from porn and he though the key to great sex was mad thrusting from the man.

Going on top was like trying to ride a bucking bronco! Never mind bouncing off the ceiling, he nearly launched me through it quite a few times.

I never did manage to teach him not to.

made me chuckle

It made me scrunch my eyes up and try to find something to hang on to!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Off to sleep nite all sleep tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sake just realised I'm meant to be mature posting this week !"

What's not mature about shagging and burgers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you knew me better!"

I do but there is always a first time and I'm sure you'll enjoy after me being on top and making you throb in ecstasy xxx

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over a year ago

This thread is getting close to being closed for getting too big

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Night night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sake just realised I'm meant to be mature posting this week !"

with beer in you!! not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to sleep nite all sleep tight"

night night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight."

haha night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sake just realised I'm meant to be mature posting this week !

with beer in you!! not a chance

Let's face it, even without beer in him, not much chance!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

mmmfffghh mmmfffghh xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight."

Man up! A little asphyxia meter hurt anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sake just realised I'm meant to be mature posting this week !

with beer in you!! not a chance

Let's face it, even without beer in him, not much chance!

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight.

Man up! A little asphyxia meter hurt anyone!

Such a lightweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight.

Man up! A little asphyxia meter hurt anyone!

Such a lightweight

Do you think he'll come back for seconds??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight.

Man up! A little asphyxia meter hurt anyone!

Such a lightweight

Do you think he'll come back for seconds??"

Very doubtful, we didn't even get started!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im still here and not been scared off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight.

Man up! A little asphyxia meter hurt anyone!

Such a lightweight

Do you think he'll come back for seconds??

Very doubtful, we didn't even get started!!

His fault! I was having a great time till he started moaning like a bitch lol, my fat arse suffocating him!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx"

Oi it's my Chocolate Fudge Cake grrr

Or so I've been led to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im still here and not been scared off

Haha

Can i just ask about your user name .... As in monkey town, Heywood ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to casualty. Night all, sleep tight.

Man up! A little asphyxia meter hurt anyone!

Such a lightweight

Do you think he'll come back for seconds??

Very doubtful, we didn't even get started!!

His fault! I was having a great time till he started moaning like a bitch lol, my fat arse suffocating him!"

Pmsl i know .... how very dare he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im still here and not been scared off

Haha

Can i just ask about your user name .... As in monkey town, Heywood ?"

Originally from up north and when i moved south everyone called me Northern Monkey so it just stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx

Oi it's my Chocolate Fudge Cake grrr

Or so I've been led to believe

Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im still here and not been scared off

Haha

Can i just ask about your user name .... As in monkey town, Heywood ?

Originally from up north and when i moved south everyone called me Northern Monkey so it just stuck"

Ah i see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want your cake before your cock mister!!

How about my cock and cake xxx

Oi it's my Chocolate Fudge Cake grrr

Or so I've been led to believe

Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

In northern monkeys fridge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

In my fridge xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

In my fridge xx

He sent me a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

In my fridge xx

He sent me a pic

Oh good heavens that is just cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

In my fridge xx

He sent me a pic

Oh good heavens that is just cruel

It's ok. I know where he lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh good heavens that is just cruel

Im not cruel, i've offered to let Shhh have some and even given a good serving suggestion xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

In my fridge xx

He sent me a pic

Oh good heavens that is just cruel

It's ok. I know where he lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh good heavens that is just cruel

Im not cruel, i've offered to let Shhh have some and even given a good serving suggestion xxx"

Ahhhh with cream??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ok. I know where he lives

Plus also wouldnt deprive her

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Chocolate Fudge cake!! WHERE??????

In my fridge xx

Nah, me & Ryan are deciding what to do with it

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