FabSwingers.com forum: If you could lay an Egg what Egg would you Lay

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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And how would you squat???

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Golden

Legs ajar and

Push

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen, you get more random each day

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

Saucy xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yasmeen, you get more random each day

I'm making omelettes x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

Ruby?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

Ruby?"

Lots of different ones, like a pic n mix

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

Ruby?

Lots of different ones, like a pic n mix

Release the

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Yasmeen, you get more random each day

What would we do without her

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

Ruby?

Lots of different ones, like a pic n mix

Release the

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yasmeen, you get more random each day

What would we do without her

Lay eggs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Easter egg

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I now have a new fantasy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d lay Eggs Benedict, ready to eat (and urinate the Hollandaise sauce)

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I’d lay Eggs Benedict, ready to eat (and urinate the Hollandaise sauce)

Yea please x

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

My in my request is that your under me yas, mouth open, ready to receive our gift to the world

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

It's not poo, it's crystals

now give me your hands

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"My in my request is that your under me yas, mouth open, ready to receive our gift to the world

I'm ready xx

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"My in my request is that your under me yas, mouth open, ready to receive our gift to the world

I'm ready xx"

Don’t omelette it please. This ones special

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"My in my request is that your under me yas, mouth open, ready to receive our gift to the world

I'm ready xx

Don’t omelette it please. This ones special "

Is it an alien xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I now have a new fantasy

You want egg all over your face

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

It's not poo, it's crystals

now give me your hands

it better be a nice one

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

It's not poo, it's crystals

now give me your hands

it better be a nice one

I'll jump up and down first to see if I can get the really nice ones to the bottom

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Actually, I think I’ll lay Fabergé eggs and immediately sell them at Phillips Auction House…..

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"My in my request is that your under me yas, mouth open, ready to receive our gift to the world

I'm ready xx

Don’t omelette it please. This ones special

Is it an alien xx"

Don’t talk about thiccmeen like that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

It's not poo, it's crystals

now give me your hands

it better be a nice one

I'll jump up and down first to see if I can get the really nice ones to the bottom

Have you got a sieve

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Actually, I think I’ll lay Fabergé eggs and immediately sell them at Phillips Auction House…..

500 pounds each x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My in my request is that your under me yas, mouth open, ready to receive our gift to the world

I'm ready xx

Don’t omelette it please. This ones special

Is it an alien xx

Don’t talk about thiccmeen like that "

Ok x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

It's not poo, it's crystals

now give me your hands

it better be a nice one

I'll jump up and down first to see if I can get the really nice ones to the bottom

Have you got a sieve"

No but I can supply a gold panner

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A tiny crystal one and the same way I poo but stick a bag in toilet to catch it,the crystal that is, not poo

A Crystal

Get your hands ready

Ohh aye I’m not allowed to wee in yours but you can poop in mine

It's not poo, it's crystals

now give me your hands

it better be a nice one

I'll jump up and down first to see if I can get the really nice ones to the bottom

Have you got a sieve

No but I can supply a gold panner

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Scrambled

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Scrambled

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very small one

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"A very small one

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

"
you still Egging?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

you still Egging?"

Egging or edging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

Dafuq?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

you still Egging?

Egging or edging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I now can’t leave my desk for about ten minutes

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

Dafuq?"

No love

Daduck

Quack

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

Awww you big softie

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

Awww you big softie

I'm not always soft but I definitely have a soft spot for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rose gold one x size of a quail’s egg

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

Awww you big softie

I'm not always soft but I definitely have a soft spot for you

Likewise fishy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I'd be game as it's you

Ohh I feel special

To me and lots of others you are

Awww you big softie

I'm not always soft but I definitely have a soft spot for you

Likewise fishy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve just laid a little brown one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I would lay a paradoxical egg which hatches a creature which also lays eggs leading to millennia of debate as to whether the egg or creature came first ... I’d also squat on someone’s face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A golden one that was heavy and worth a lot of money… but small enough to pass easily.

Oh I do love your random musings _asmeen.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I would lay a paradoxical egg which hatches a creature which also lays eggs leading to millennia of debate as to whether the egg or creature came first ... I’d also squat on someone’s face"

that’s deep man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A creme egg and I’d squat on someone’s face

I would lay a paradoxical egg which hatches a creature which also lays eggs leading to millennia of debate as to whether the egg or creature came first ... I’d also squat on someone’s face

that’s deep man

Depth of personality or girth of personality? Would you rather have your mind stretched when penetrated by a thick personality or feel a personality deep inside your head?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve just laid a little brown one

I laid one of those earlier to but I think it broke on the way out….

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mini eggs and I'd set up a Easter egg trail buisness

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