FabSwingers.com forum: Word of The Week Challenge Monday 24th.....The Profanisaurus Round

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This weeks words will be taken from Rogers Profanisaurus. A humorous book, written in the style of a lexicon of profane words and expressions. It is a spin off publication from the popular adult comic Viz

I will endeavour to keep the words fairly common/simple so as not to draw immediate attention.

Anyone wishing to play this weeks game must reply privately - do not ask for a word in this thread. I will then issue you a word plus a definition purely for your own benefit (1st come 1st served for the easy ones)

FILTERS - To ensure that you receive your word please remove your plankton filter (single male)

One last point - I'm off out on the beer do don't worry if you dont receive until tomorrow. Don't want Polo sacking me for being d*unk on duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they message you first it doesn't matter what their filters are set to, innit?

Unless you block someone specifically, peoples what you do message can reply to you, I finks.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If they message you first it doesn't matter what their filters are set to, innit?

Unless you block someone specifically, peoples what you do message can reply to you, I finks."

Yep, thats right as far as I know

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Rules is rules kinky I'm following OiCunts orders

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

wont bother messaging you then

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

Pfft.... I'm not playing then

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

Oh.......... Dont want to play now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

How about just some of us

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Women !

ok but only the 1st 30 and not all at once - 2 at a time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

Am I in with a shout then

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I do hope Ryan is giving adequate levels of customer service.

May be I should do a Customer Satisfaction Survey during the week.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

surveys are rubbish. Come and do an onsite assessment

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tomorrows runners and riders are (in no particular order)

Cutensassy

Mrlmissj

Superramfan

Purring-Pussy

Julie_The_Slut

Polo

BlondeCaz

StudMcMuffin

Fmuma

Fia

KinkyinHants

Jacqs - if she comes back

Tempnbunk

Sexycouple548

Missbehavingxx

Tease and Temptation

Trybeforeyoubi

Sshh25

MinxieMinx

Good luck everyone

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

[Removed by poster at 23/09/12 16:27:08]

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Evesham girl hops on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actually love my word lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

#heartbroken

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

#heartbroken"

Behave you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

#heartbroken"

'sok, he said just the first thirty. There aren't 30 women playing so all we need to do now is decide who we're pairing with and turn up on his doorstep (or instruct him to bring the wigwam over).

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So this runs from midnight to Friday midnight?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

#heartbroken

'sok, he said just the first thirty. There aren't 30 women playing so all we need to do now is decide who we're pairing with and turn up on his doorstep (or instruct him to bring the wigwam over).

You may call me Noah

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"So this runs from midnight to Friday midnight? "

Friday afternoon ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot an important point. Ladies - your messaging me for a word. Just because I'm replying does not mean I'm gonna shag you all ffs

#heartbroken

'sok, he said just the first thirty. There aren't 30 women playing so all we need to do now is decide who we're pairing with and turn up on his doorstep (or instruct him to bring the wigwam over).

You may call me Noah "

We call you lots of things. I can't recall Noah ever being one of them.

Still, it leaves the way clear for 'ark at 'im comments.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Diamond Smiles joins the fray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this runs from midnight to Friday midnight?

Friday afternoon ish"

Time dependant on when Ryan remembers and can be bothered and on what time he wants to go out on the piss

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"So this runs from midnight to Friday midnight?

Friday afternoon ish

Time dependant on when Ryan remembers and can be bothered and on what time he wants to go out on the piss

Excuse me, I take pride in my commitments. I am out early Friday though so it shall be late afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this runs from midnight to Friday midnight?

Friday afternoon ish

Time dependant on when Ryan remembers and can be bothered and on what time he wants to go out on the piss

Excuse me, I take pride in my commitments. I am out early Friday though so it shall be late afternoon"

What about your commitment to only drinking on Fridays?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"So this runs from midnight to Friday midnight?

Friday afternoon ish

Time dependant on when Ryan remembers and can be bothered and on what time he wants to go out on the piss

Excuse me, I take pride in my commitments. I am out early Friday though so it shall be late afternoon

What about your commitment to only drinking on Fridays?

That was a target not a commitment. Now stop cluttering my thread with nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most dinosaurs were big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

elephants cant use a knife or fork

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That's the trouble with this forum. You try and leave sensible posts but there is always a mart arse !

Don't know why I bother sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's the trouble with this forum. You try and leave sensible posts but there is always a mart arse !

Don't know why I bother sometimes

Cos you luvs us and we make you larf sometimes.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

DaveJR joins the players list

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That's the trouble with this forum. You try and leave sensible posts but there is always a mart arse !

Don't know why I bother sometimes

Cos you luvs us and we make you larf sometimes."

Please don't ask me to define mart arse lol

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By *layersdelightCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Can I play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ryan.... mwah!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"That's the trouble with this forum. You try and leave sensible posts but there is always a mart arse !

Don't know why I bother sometimes

I appreciate you Ryan... after all if it wasn't for you, who would all the window lickers talk to?

Keep up the good work man.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Playersdelight has signed up

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That's the trouble with this forum. You try and leave sensible posts but there is always a mart arse !

Don't know why I bother sometimes

I appreciate you Ryan... after all if it wasn't for you, who would all the window lickers talk to?

Keep up the good work man."

Polo someone has hacked your avatar

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"So this runs from midnight to Friday midnight?

Friday afternoon ish

What about your commitment to only drinking on Frydays?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Frydays?

Your more obsessed with greasy food than I am

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm in.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Lickety has joined the game as female contestant number 20

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety has joined the game as female contestant number 20"

Woo hoo... in time for the shaga_ryan-athon.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have got ma hat on, waiting for the starter's flag.

I feel mine will be used & abused

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have got ma hat on, waiting for the starter's flag.

I feel mine will be used & abused

Hold your horses. We have already had one false start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When can we start using them?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have got ma hat on, waiting for the starter's flag.

I feel mine will be used & abused

Hold your horses. We have already had one false start"

It happens every week. I seem to remember you getting your meringues into peaks before the official start.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have got ma hat on, waiting for the starter's flag.

I feel mine will be used & abused

Hold your horses. We have already had one false start

It happens every week. I seem to remember you getting your meringues into peaks before the official start."

I think that may have been a genuine pie post

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When can we start using them?

In 48 minutes on pumpkin hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurrah!!! Game on

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll see yours and raise you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll see yours and raise you one

Dammit, I knew this skirt was too short...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Almost recommended lengths as I recall, anyway I am now away to culturally enlighten you with my........tbc

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Haha this is hilarious. I like being word master

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am on a mission this week.... To totally mess mine up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my word..

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

We have the first faller

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

2 down. There is a lot of guessing going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get a list of who is playing??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Tomorrows runners and riders are (in no particular order)

Cutensassy

Mrlmissj

Superramfan

Purring-Pussy

Julie_The_Slut

Polo

BlondeCaz

StudMcMuffin

Fmuma

Fia

KinkyinHants

Jacqs - if she comes back

Tempnbunk

Sexycouple548

Missbehavingxx

Tease and Temptation

Trybeforeyoubi

Sshh25

MinxieMinx

Good luck everyone"

there you go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasnt the last culprit ............

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Obi

Telfordmystery

Yorkman40s

Have joined the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomorrows runners and riders are (in no particular order)

Cutensassy

Mrlmissj

Superramfan

Purring-Pussy

Julie_The_Slut

Polo

BlondeCaz

StudMcMuffin

Fmuma

Fia

KinkyinHants

Jacqs - if she comes back

Tempnbunk

Missbehavingxx

Tease and Temptation

Trybeforeyoubi

Sshh25

MinxieMinx

Good luck everyone

there you go.... "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you kicked me off already ?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have you kicked me off already ?

No that was original list if you read thread you will see your name up in lights

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Lickety bites the dust

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

And another goes

Tease and Temptation appears to be sweeping everyone up !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Word Master is in for a spanking!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha this is hilarious. I like being word master "

The term is word KEEPER. Trust a man to inflate the title. You are only interimming for my week.

And, what do you mean I bite the dust? Has everyone found me?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha this is hilarious. I like being word master

The term is word KEEPER. Trust a man to inflate the title. You are only interimming for my week.

And, what do you mean I bite the dust? Has everyone found me?"

Tease caught you but carry on I gave you your word for my enjoyment lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha this is hilarious. I like being word master

The term is word KEEPER. Trust a man to inflate the title. You are only interimming for my week.

And, what do you mean I bite the dust? Has everyone found me?"

I am Word Master. 2nd only to OiCunt. To be fair that is only for public appearance , both of us know who really calls the shots

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

*cough*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha this is hilarious. I like being word master

The term is word KEEPER. Trust a man to inflate the title. You are only interimming for my week.

And, what do you mean I bite the dust? Has everyone found me?

I am Word Master. 2nd only to OiCunt. To be fair that is only for public appearance , both of us know who really calls the shots

Calling yourself master does not make your willy any bigger. You probably use those titles like Hygiene Manager or Head of Initial Customer Interface at your workplace.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Freelove is playing

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"*cough*

Oops sorry mum

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha this is hilarious. I like being word master

The term is word KEEPER. Trust a man to inflate the title. You are only interimming for my week.

And, what do you mean I bite the dust? Has everyone found me?

I am Word Master. 2nd only to OiCunt. To be fair that is only for public appearance , both of us know who really calls the shots

Calling yourself master does not make your willy any bigger. You probably use those titles like Hygiene Manager or Head of Initial Customer Interface at your workplace."

Don't be spiteful Lickety it's not an attractive quality

You can have your throne back on Friday

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha this is hilarious. I like being word master

The term is word KEEPER. Trust a man to inflate the title. You are only interimming for my week.

And, what do you mean I bite the dust? Has everyone found me?

I am Word Master. 2nd only to OiCunt. To be fair that is only for public appearance , both of us know who really calls the shots

Calling yourself master does not make your willy any bigger. You probably use those titles like Hygiene Manager or Head of Initial Customer Interface at your workplace.

Don't be spiteful Lickety it's not an attractive quality

You can have your throne back on Friday

Don't want it unless I get a new title, a throne and some sparkly shoes.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You can be Word Mistress

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You can be Word Mistress"

Nah! It's a site for NSA.

But I do want the shoes

It's mid-week all seems to have gone quiet.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just taken me a couple oh hours to clear my inbox you know how it is lol

I can now see the wood for the trees. Kinky is cantering up the inside but Tease still has a few lengths on her.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Funniest guess this week:

Is Cutes phrase Dogs Penis?

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over a year ago

"Funniest guess this week:

Is Cutes phrase Dogs Penis?

pmsl no way! haha that person gets bonus points.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Funniest guess this week:

Is Cutes phrase Dogs Penis?

pmsl no way! haha that person gets bonus points.

Took me half hour to stop laughing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Funniest guess this week:

Is Cutes phrase Dogs Penis?

pmsl no way! haha that person gets bonus points.

Good double bluff, you two. I see your game.

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over a year ago

"Funniest guess this week:

Is Cutes phrase Dogs Penis?

pmsl no way! haha that person gets bonus points.

Good double bluff, you two. I see your game."

seriously my word is not Dog Penis.. it started because Ryan thought i was sucking off a dogs penis but he sent me that message in via a private message.. then the next day i had several gents askin the same thing.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Funniest guess this week:

Is Cutes phrase Dogs Penis?

pmsl no way! haha that person gets bonus points.

Good double bluff, you two. I see your game.

Methinks the lady dost protest too much. Ryan sent you a private message... that's what he did for all the words this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right let's get in the game been a bit lazy! .... Is cutes dog penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what Cute's word is, and it's not dog penis.

I am cantering up the inside? But I've been making virtually no effort at all this week!

I'm not reading that many posts and I have actually (shock, horror!) put my phone/laptop down sometimes and gone to do stuff in the real world. I've not even been on here all night, every night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right let's get in the game been a bit lazy! .... Is cutes dog penis?"

no you clusterfuck its not dogs penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funniest guess this week:

Is Cutes phrase Dogs Penis?

pmsl no way! haha that person gets bonus points.

Did someone mention bonus points

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Right let's get in the game been a bit lazy! .... Is cutes dog penis?"

Did you mean is that dogs penis cute

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not fair! By this time on a Friday OiCUNT would be accusing me of slacking for not getting the results thread going.

Is the caretaker on a break?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a total failure and didn't get involved in the end as had other stuff going on..I admit last place with pride !!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Not fair! By this time on a Friday OiCUNT would be accusing me of slacking for not getting the results thread going.

Is the caretaker on a break?"

Whoa girl steady your horses it's only 11.00

I have been busy ironing the creases from my bum for Mondays avatar

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

As it is POETS day though results will be posted around lunch time.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Excuse me, I'm posh and have luncheon

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