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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What online purchases have you made when under the influence of silly soup?

One minute you're browsing and bidding, the next ...

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

What's silly soup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's silly soup?"

Booze

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I can't say I've ever d*unk-shopped, which is probably for the best.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

None.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moped.

I was a little surprised when it turned up at my door a week later. I made the most of it though, turns out they’re more fun than you’d think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moped.

I was a little surprised when it turned up at my door a week later. I made the most of it though, turns out they’re more fun than you’d think "

They're even more fun when you're d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moped.

I was a little surprised when it turned up at my door a week later. I made the most of it though, turns out they’re more fun than you’d think "

A moped is pretty random

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I ordered some silly soap once, it had it's own rope and everything.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Luckily for me, I’m rubbish using my phone at the best of times, but under the influence I would have zero chance! So no funny purchases for me, although I’m now thinking that could be a fun way to Christmas shop this year! I quite like random Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not online, but I did once go to a supermarket after my being in my local pub all evening, and did the most random shop

Took it the short distance home in a trolley, and abandoned it in the garden

Woke up next day and was asking my teenagers who's shopping it was

Contents included cat litter - we don't have a cat, contact lens solution - none of us wear them, and 17 packs of trail mix that had been reduced to 20p

Kids never let me forget that night

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

I'm Scottish through and through and no great lover of cricket, why the actual f... I ordered a Pakistan International cricket shirt is beyond me but I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none… but i buy all sorts of shit when i’m trying to keep awake during night feeds

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Massage gun

To be fair it’s actually quite good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wasn't pissed, but I was on my phone browsing a site with a one touch buy option. I fell asleep and woke up with my phone on my chest.

A couple of days later I was skimming through my emails and a 'Thank you for your purchase' message was there.

I couldn't remember buying anything. So I had a look and I'd bought a guitar slide, not too shocking and I do play. Luckily though I had just missed buying an expensive guitar listed just above it!

Not too random I suppose. But I have had a bead and bracelet making kit, teeth veneers, magnet fishing kit and other stuff turn up with the postman. I stopped using the site after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (apparently....i dont remember doing it) ordered a pack of 1000 googly eyes. Still to this day, ive no idea why!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awaiting a new hockey jersey coming in from America

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

See profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robot hoover

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Robot hoover "

I bought one of those a while ago. A Eufy. They are good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Robot hoover

I bought one of those a while ago. A Eufy. They are good! "

I got one off Wowcher so not so great, went for a while then it just started going in circles on the spot

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

6 big rubber buckets , the builders type sort of tubs they use to carry rubble. My life is very rock & roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Robot hoover

I bought one of those a while ago. A Eufy. They are good!

I got one off Wowcher so not so great, went for a while then it just started going in circles on the spot "

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

A karaoke machine... when it came it looked like something from Wish small box with a disco light on the top

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Soooo many things over the years.. my favourite was a sex swing that lives in my garden (frame.. I don’t do things by halves) and I have to explain as some weird inversion yoga thing for my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest thing I got on ebay during a session was an old non working helicopter not sure why but it cost way too much. Luckily I was able to sell it on and make a bit on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered dick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I ordered dick "

Was it gift wrapped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered dick "

I’m delayed in the post typical DPD delivery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soooo many things over the years.. my favourite was a sex swing that lives in my garden (frame.. I don’t do things by halves) and I have to explain as some weird inversion yoga thing for my back "

Do you think people believe you?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't do d*unk, so nothing...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Soooo many things over the years.. my favourite was a sex swing that lives in my garden (frame.. I don’t do things by halves) and I have to explain as some weird inversion yoga thing for my back

Do you think people believe you? "

Nope they know me too well!!! But as long as my parents and child do that’s fine by me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an inversion table in my garage, it does help my back problems, a little..(perhaps it could be used as sex furniture though, never thought of that before.)

I don't need to be under the influence of any substance though to buy something spontaneously online. I recently had to reign myself in from buying a sarangi..its an ancient indian violin-type instrument with like 80 strings on it..I saw a video of an indian musician playing it & thought ..wow I'd like to have a go at that. I'd never live long enough to master it though..and I have enough instruments already..

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