FabSwingers.com forum: What's happening in your local updates?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on, share the local gossip in your neck of the woods!

Near me there are lots of cock pics being posted, a couple of kik come-ons, someone is frustrated and several men looking for fun, fun, fun!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone is free now

Someone is horny at home

And someone wants to be a replacement battery

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Thought this was a thread about the pub quiz and which real ales are on the go.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

A lot of verifying, a few pictures (half of which are reposts), a fair bit of complaining and someone asking for monster cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought this was a thread about the pub quiz and which real ales are on the go. "

Soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone is free now

Someone is horny at home

And someone wants to be a replacement battery

A replacement battery??

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Someone has returned fo fab but doesn't want timewasters or dickheads..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Some dick head has been trying to catch Maltesers in their mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some dick head has been trying to catch Maltesers in their mouth

What a plonker!

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Jokes, tits out for Tuesday and a some verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, so someone is hiding in the chat rooms, someone else is planning a girls weekend. Other people have acquired some nice looking underwear and one fabber is having their photos rejected for being too naughty (which is probably a fucking lie)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK, so someone is hiding in the chat rooms, someone else is planning a girls weekend. Other people have acquired some nice looking underwear and one fabber is having their photos rejected for being too naughty (which is probably a fucking lie)"

Some photos do get rejected? Any weapons, or f*sting for example. It's great that people have knickers tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Locally for me 1 female has joined Fab and eleventy billion men

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Couple complaining about fakes

Couple looking for BBC

Couple arranging a gangbang...

Everything's in order in the black hole

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Someone either offering or asking for gfs knickers

One seeking water sports

Am offer of naked coffee and a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is looking for a birthday shag.

Someone is bemoaning how hard it is to get noticed on here.

Someone is bored at work.. does anyone want to keep him entertained?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Good god I’ve just didn’t way too long in there…

There is lots of sucking required..

lots of bored folk..

few new verifications… wooo go you…

some bloke wanting to meet in his shed…

And several men looking for straight guys…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cor Tuesday night is a hive of activity around the country!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A few people receiving verifications. A couple who might be child free at on a coming weekend. The normal cock photos and complaints that the weather is turning cold and wet.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

You can tell people are travelling for work again, lots of requests for meets now in town for business nice hotel; or you’ve got the abundance of lickers & eaters on the prowl; finally someone looking for accommodation for a wank meet, all guys welcome and he’ll provide pictures of his ex to wank over

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Regretfully all rather tame this end.

I may just spice things up a tad…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman is looking for a fuck buddy, who would have thought he’d be on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can tell people are travelling for work again, lots of requests for meets now in town for business nice hotel; or you’ve got the abundance of lickers & eaters on the prowl; finally someone looking for accommodation for a wank meet, all guys welcome and he’ll provide pictures of his ex to wank over

I haven't come across such a delightful event before. A wank meet.

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

A few veri’s

A lady showing her DD boobs… they do look good

A couple looking to meet now

Someone complaining about the weather

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By *rcool67Man
over a year ago

London

"Someone is free now

Someone is horny at home

And someone wants to be a replacement battery

Haha that sounds about right

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

A few massage offers, one or two wanting to empty their loads and/or asking for cock sucking, a positive covid result and this charming gents polite request: There must be someone out their who wants there tits torturing, squeezing an nipples pulling off.

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Absolutely naff all around reading

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By *ikAshCouple
over a year ago

London

Ooh, a couple looking for a mature woman with no limits, that can handle a BBC!

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

The offer from a male of an mmmf and somebody declaring ‘fiddlesticks’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few massage offers, one or two wanting to empty their loads and/or asking for cock sucking, a positive covid result and this charming gents polite request: There must be someone out their who wants there tits torturing, squeezing an nipples pulling off.

OMG

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Someone isn't meeting because she's recovering from surgery.. Bless

Some guy is saying 'there's some heifers here!'..

Charming

Someone else is needing to empty their load, they're off to a car park and wondering if anyone wants to join..

No thanks

Someone's nippy..

Brrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing happening up here!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A few new photos,

A few people with new verifications,

Someone is having a day off tomorrow

And a couple are cattletrucked.... whatever that means, I have no idea.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few new photos,

A few people with new verifications,

Someone is having a day off tomorrow

And a couple are cattletrucked.... whatever that means, I have no idea."

Cattletrucked - fucked?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Oops.. Mentioned a name sorry!

But.. He is bored and off to bed to be more bored...

Riveting reading innit

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"A few new photos,

A few people with new verifications,

Someone is having a day off tomorrow

And a couple are cattletrucked.... whatever that means, I have no idea.

Cattletrucked - fucked? "

Ahhhhh possibly, it's a new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone going doggin

Someone dressed up for trucker's ,whoop whoop

Someone looking for a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oops.. Mentioned a name sorry!

But.. He is bored and off to bed to be more bored...

Riveting reading innit

Sometimes I think people are looking at my status updates and rolling their eyes but at least I'm not sordid.

Much

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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A couple of heat related posts - someone's bum is now warm and someone else has had to turn their heater on.

Lots of 'straight' guys looking to meet discreet guys

Some nice new photos, no bleach needed today thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge cock, newbies, people viewing my profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a great deal, there's some guys feeling horny, a few guys looking to meet and a couple of passive aggressive types lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s full of the usual desperados.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s full of the usual desperados. "
Desperados on fab , never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s full of the usual desperados. Desperados on fab , never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not alot!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Some hates this website and the people on it. Another wants to go dogging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This morning someone is so horny it should be illegal

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Someone looking for a gay top so his wife can watch

Someone lookin to worship (not very specific, that one!)

Someone off to Birmingham

Noone looking for a single male to join a couple...!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

Someone has his cock out at work. Hopefully he is not a lollipop mam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gossip. Someone’s meeting up today possibly. Someone has posted a picture of their nice bum

a witty ‘leave me alone’ from a guy.

A little quite on the gossip, but people are active at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has his cock out at work. Hopefully he is not a lollipop mam."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone a "yoni massage expert" in Dorset??

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone gave up trying to catch Maltesers in their mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is everyone a "yoni massage expert" in Dorset??

In East Yorkshire it's all about the tantric, baby

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Someone is happily finding their feet on here, one is going to put a finger in, another is excited to go to a club weekend! The rest are newbie pics of legs wide open! Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is up for COP26 and would like some excitement while they’re here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone is up for COP26 and would like some excitement while they’re here"

Er...a top secret someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone is up for COP26 and would like some excitement while they’re here

Er...a top secret someone?

Nobody I’ve noticed possibly all the protestors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the sea of boredom one made me laugh:

Any snow about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request

“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request

“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “

Sounds like a typical day in the world of fab

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Bland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the sea of boredom one made me laugh:

Any snow about?

First snow of the winter always creates a buzz of excitement in our house!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone's very horny and wet

Another person was blocked by someone who called them fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request

“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “

Sounds like a typical day in the world of fab

Very much so! It was the politeness that caught my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the sea of boredom one made me laugh:

Any snow about?

First snow of the winter always creates a buzz of excitement in our house!"

Tad early considering I'm not up North

Unless.. they meant other type of "snow" ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone so angry he will fuck anything walking

Someone offering his partner as a fuck doll (the mask is erm different lol)

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Also someone I assume has been to a cut price supermarket as they're complaining about "low quality meat"

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Lots of new members

Someone looking for a guy to fuck his gf

New verifications

Someone moaning that the South is dead

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request

“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “

Sounds like a typical day in the world of fab

Very much so! It was the politeness that caught my attention

Manners still exist! No matter how crazy the request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few are becoming gold members

Some are posting new pics

And quite a few newbies joining who look suspiciously like fakes

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Someone is blindfolded and waiting on his knees to suck someone. As he said "you" I'm not sure he is that picky who.

I'm also confused as to how he typed that blindfold

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the sea of boredom one made me laugh:

Any snow about?

First snow of the winter always creates a buzz of excitement in our house!

Tad early considering I'm not up North

Unless.. they meant other type of "snow" .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's wife caught him on fabswingers but he managed to convince her it was a golf site.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Lots of new pics someone slagging mommy boys off and a woman who is part of a couple who's just looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of men looking to meet today.

New pics of women on men's profiles.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Someone Iis leaving as they're being bullied.. shame we can't report them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is ranting about sti’s

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Someone is wondering what to do with the 2 hours free time they have, another is wondering if anyone is at aldi, got someone with no photo asking to have her pussy licked and this is a daily request. Someone else wants people to send her photos of whatever she requests without question or anything in return.

Then it's just standard updates

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Someone is wondering what to do with the 2 hours free time they have, another is wondering if anyone is at aldi, got someone with no photo asking to have her pussy licked and this is a daily request. Someone else wants people to send her photos of whatever she requests without question or anything in return.

Then it's just standard updates

Jebus thanks for giving me Aldi fomo

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Then it's just standard updates

Jebus thanks for giving me Aldi fomo

Welcome

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Someone's wife caught him on fabswingers but he managed to convince her it was a golf site."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone's very horny and wet

Another person was blocked by someone who called them fake "

Worth moving to Leeds for the excitement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In Hull updates....

Men wanna have sex now. Today. Desperately. In a hotel. With anyone.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Someone is off to the gym, another doesn't know what to do with themself, a lady got particularly messy, and there's been quite a few verifications actually.

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Throbbing cocks, can accommodate and crude status updates seem to be the order of the day. Oh! And comments on the Baltic nature of the local weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone is off to the gym, another doesn't know what to do with themself, a lady got particularly messy, and there's been quite a few verifications actually.

LvM"

I don't know what to do with myself either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is asking if there are any accommodating throats tonight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few wanting "fun" tonight, some new videos and lots heading to Pandoras, as well as someone who's taking a nap.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Someone asking about used panties,

Someone asking who is doing 'No nut November' (is that even a thing??) and many many people asking for meets tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone is asking if there are any accommodating throats tonight..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone asking about used panties,

Someone asking who is doing 'No nut November' (is that even a thing??) and many many people asking for meets tonight! "

I've seen men asking to be saved from no nut November on other sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone is asking if there are any accommodating throats tonight..

Haha it made me laugh. The phrasing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone is asking if there are any accommodating throats tonight..

Haha it made me laugh. The phrasing!"

I've been asked if my throat was accommodating and it made me feel like a fleshlight - short shrift from me!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We have one man saying he doesn't want a discreet blowjob - and if he did it would be from a bloke called Garry who hasn't seen his cock since he was 10.

I'm tempted to message and ask if he means 'wouldn't' as otherwise that's very specific, especially with that spelling of Garry

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Someone whose free on Sunday and his massage table is ready and waiting

(i would highly recommend him too cos he's ace)

Someone moaning that there’s some god damn rude people on this site that need to take their face for a shit!

Someone whos telling a fantasy lady that she is soaking as he pulls his head up from between her legs

Somebody who wants Benidorm to Hurry up !!!!!

Someone who's watching Netflix

And last but not least somebody telling all the boys and girls we all need new faces round the areas we live and to keep fab going by spreading the word of fab by putting little notes in pub toilets

Its all going down in PontyCarlo, Cas Vegas, and Shakey Wakey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have one man saying he doesn't want a discreet blowjob - and if he did it would be from a bloke called Garry who hasn't seen his cock since he was 10.

I'm tempted to message and ask if he means 'wouldn't' as otherwise that's very specific, especially with that spelling of Garry

That's a very bemusing status!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Status updates near me: anything, anywhere (really?); married men and egg.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Some one free now

the usual lady’s topping up there verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wants a package picked up for them, it's a semi regular request & no there is no double meaning on this one

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Lots of new cock pictures and lots of profile views as I just put up a status update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody has been upgrading their subscription.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreavus became a silver site supporter.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Someone has a shrivelled dick because they’re cold.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Status updates near me: anything, anywhere (really?); married men and egg. "

What are the married men doing with the egg?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"We have one man saying he doesn't want a discreet blowjob - and if he did it would be from a bloke called Garry who hasn't seen his cock since he was 10.

I'm tempted to message and ask if he means 'wouldn't' as otherwise that's very specific, especially with that spelling of Garry

Garry's (and Gary's) are a dying breed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wants to eat a creampie, and someone else wants to eat a cock. Must be nearly tea time!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A woman complaining about men and their messages, she does this daily, it’s like the news

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone has a shrivelled dick because they’re cold.

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Status updates near me: anything, anywhere (really?); married men and egg.

What are the married men doing with the egg?"

Different statuses! Someone just wrote EGG

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman complaining about men and their messages, she does this daily, it’s like the news

You're not tempted to block her?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

There’s a man with a lady tied to his bed. Cum and go, no sex.. it’s all going on…

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"A woman complaining about men and their messages, she does this daily, it’s like the news

You're not tempted to block her?"

And miss out? No never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman complaining about men and their messages, she does this daily, it’s like the news

You're not tempted to block her?

And miss out? No never

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have none as my looking for is set to nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is off to Tenerife tomorrow, someone is having a glass of wine and letting his tongue do the work, one man is on about till on deodorant, and lastly, someone wants to dress as Kira, council house chav

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“Waste of time this site”

That’s the general opinion in my area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Waste of time this site”

That’s the general opinion in my area

Always at least 1 and they will repeat in a weeks time!

1 on mine looking a meet & another at the pub with a pumpkin on her head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have none as my looking for is set to nothing "

That's fair - hope you enjoy what others have to view!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone is off to Tenerife tomorrow, someone is having a glass of wine and letting his tongue do the work, one man is on about till on deodorant, and lastly, someone wants to dress as Kira, council house chav

Do you think Kira is another fabber?! The plot thickens.....

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

General dissatisfaction pervading the Northwest, spiced with boob pics and some rather graphic creampies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Local lady says

"Hopefully it won't be long before my pussy is getting smashed in so gavin can watch it all"

-another says

"Pork loin chops drizzled in honey with salt n pepper.... jacket potato with butter... steamed veg.... all finished off with a pornstar blowjob!! xxx"

Theres afew bottoms with graffiti on, and some suspect looking penis's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is in the bath looking at messages. Another has uploaded a picture of him in the bath. I feel like I now want a bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is taking the moral high ground, complaining about cock pics.

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Someone is reporting it’s snowing(!), someone’s off to IKEA and somebody else wants to know if anyone’s up for a bonfire banging meet, which sounds as though it comes with health and safety concerns to me. Risk assessment anyone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young lady searching for a big black cock sorry I can’t help with that darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a couple of site supporters in the lead, Friday fanatics in second place, closely followed by new members. Sexy pics are looking good and an anal lover is in the rear.

It's anyone's race at the moment but I'd splash out on sexy pics.

And probably will

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've got a couple of site supporters in the lead, Friday fanatics in second place, closely followed by new members. Sexy pics are looking good and an anal lover is in the rear.

It's anyone's race at the moment but I'd splash out on sexy pics.

And probably will

Hahaha! Nicely done

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Someone is reporting it’s snowing(!), someone’s off to IKEA and somebody else wants to know if anyone’s up for a bonfire banging meet, which sounds as though it comes with health and safety concerns to me. Risk assessment anyone?!"

The racket is intensifying as night falls so if I was meeting tonight earplugs would be mandatory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman would like to bury her head in someone's thighs

Loads of boobs

A couple wants to hang out socially, naked, with another couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman would like to bury her head in someone's thighs

Loads of boobs

A couple wants to hang out socially, naked, with another couple "

The last status makes it all sound quite jolly hockey sticks!

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Mines more like Facebook..

I have someone either posting song lyrics on the daily or expecting double standard, another ‘feeling risky’ and playing guess their real name for a reward.. Apparently it’s not the name on their profile.. And finally a couple moaning about a variety of things that I’d expect to see in ‘what’s happening *insert local location*’.

All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Near me there are lots of cock pics being posted, a couple of kik come-ons, someone is frustrated and several men looking for fun, fun, fun!

Not looked but I'm betting it's the same

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Got an hour spare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines more like Facebook..

All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say.."

And not even perverted Facebook by the sound of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got an hour spare "

Still got your Halloween location I see

Fuck and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's quite quiet... I put up a first time face pic to stir things up

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

St Ives

Someone is bored and someone else thinks you should be able to award badges in the verifications ie Gold star blow job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone is bored and someone else thinks you should be able to award badges in the verifications ie Gold star blow job"

Christ what an awful idea!

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"Mines more like Facebook..

All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say..

And not even perverted Facebook by the sound of it! "

Not even haha! If anything it’s more Facebook than my actual Facebook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines more like Facebook..

All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say..

And not even perverted Facebook by the sound of it!

Not even haha! If anything it’s more Facebook than my actual Facebook!"

My actual FB is so boring I don't look at it. The only thing worse is LinkedIn. Shudder.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Someone is offering their plumbing services - A* for originality.

Another has been a bit clever and is offering to make your night go off with a bang. Relevant. Punchy. Yeah.... it's an erm... interesting read.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Someone is wanking in the garage (!)

Someone wants bonfire night fun

Lots of people looking for a meet "today/right now, can accomm"

The usual, really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's rash week so someone can't meet

why just why

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"It's rash week so someone can't meet

why just why

Waaaaaaa no I’m not even looking now

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"It's rash week so someone can't meet

why just why

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Someone wants to know what to do with a bottle of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's rash week so someone can't meet

why just why

Waaaaaaa no I’m not even looking now

Ballymena for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's rash week so someone can't meet

why just why

Wish I was joking! Naat this time unfortunately

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"It's rash week so someone can't meet

why just why

Waaaaaaa no I’m not even looking now

Ballymena for ya

Big shopping centre in Ballymena hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here are some interesting local updates !

Need a partner I’m crime to attend club meets

Then there’s a

Horni N#%¥* BBC wants to pound pound pound your willing pussy. Apply herein.

One offering

fireworks before the fireworks?

So who else is feeling Horny Love a cheeky Early Morning meet

Someone wanting you to wake up early on a Saturday morning !!

And last but not least !!!

Doors ajar...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here are some interesting local updates !

Need a partner I’m crime to attend club meets

Then there’s a

Horni N#%¥* BBC wants to pound pound pound your willing pussy. Apply herein.

One offering

fireworks before the fireworks?

So who else is feeling Horny Love a cheeky Early Morning meet

Someone wanting you to wake up early on a Saturday morning !!

And last but not least !!!

Doors ajar...

Careful not to get banned for quoting!

Oh baby who could turn down such offers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here are some interesting local updates !

Need a partner I’m crime to attend club meets

Then there’s a

Horni N#%¥* BBC wants to pound pound pound your willing pussy. Apply herein.

One offering

fireworks before the fireworks?

So who else is feeling Horny Love a cheeky Early Morning meet

Someone wanting you to wake up early on a Saturday morning !!

And last but not least !!!

Doors ajar...

Careful not to get banned for quoting!

Oh baby who could turn down such offers!

Who wouldn’t want to be scrolling through them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful not to get banned for quoting!

Oh baby who could turn down such offers!

Door ajar has just updated his status to ….. lol

Wait for it …..

Door ajar !!

So inventive!!

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