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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mojo.

If found, please return. Reward offered.

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By *tingomurphyMan
over a year ago

Hayes

I could help you search?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

itll be down the sofa....everything else is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could help you search?"

Ok, you check down the sides of the sofa

I'll look in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh just seen your status, sounds like someone has really got your goat. Chin up lass, it's the weekend get yourself to a club and I'm sure it will return.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"itll be down the sofa....everything else is."

It's scary down there! Never mind dust bunnies, there are dust monsters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mojo.

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Leave it be hun, it will come back when it's ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh just seen your status, sounds like someone has really got your goat. Chin up lass, it's the weekend get yourself to a club and I'm sure it will return."

The status was from last night and needs changing, really. I'm a good couple of dramas past that now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"itll be down the sofa....everything else is.

It's scary down there! Never mind dust bunnies, there are dust monsters!"

and thongs and socks and ear rings...lol

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By *tingomurphyMan
over a year ago

Hayes

"I could help you search?

Ok, you check down the sides of the sofa

I'll look in the fridge."

That works, low down is my speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh just seen your status, sounds like someone has really got your goat. Chin up lass, it's the weekend get yourself to a club and I'm sure it will return.

The status was from last night and needs changing, really. I'm a good couple of dramas past that now!

Pack the dramas in an old suitcase ... lol you'll be fine, everyone gets pissed off from time to time ... even me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mojo.

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Thought you were out, didn't you find it there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mojo.

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Thought you were out, didn't you find it there

I am out, just not yet. Currently waiting for my nail varnish to dry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh just seen your status, sounds like someone has really got your goat. Chin up lass, it's the weekend get yourself to a club and I'm sure it will return.

The status was from last night and needs changing, really. I'm a good couple of dramas past that now!

Pack the dramas in an old suitcase ... lol you'll be fine, everyone gets pissed off from time to time ... even me

I wasn't so much pissed off last night as really disappointed with some people. Felt like I didn't want to be somewhere so negative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh just seen your status, sounds like someone has really got your goat. Chin up lass, it's the weekend get yourself to a club and I'm sure it will return.

The status was from last night and needs changing, really. I'm a good couple of dramas past that now!

Pack the dramas in an old suitcase ... lol you'll be fine, everyone gets pissed off from time to time ... even me

I wasn't so much pissed off last night as really disappointed with some people. Felt like I didn't want to be somewhere so negative."

Ach, negativity done twice is a double neg which turns it into a positive or summink, I remember that from math, i have a selective memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mojo.

If found, please return. Reward offered.

Thought you were out, didn't you find it there

I am out, just not yet. Currently waiting for my nail varnish to dry.

I'll come and blow it for you

A side tack, but sort of mojo, does anyone know of a lady when doing their first blowjob, actually blow? I do, and no not me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and have fun! I am sure you could pop into the chatroom later, unless it is an all night one;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mojo.

If found, please return. Reward offered.

Thought you were out, didn't you find it there

I am out, just not yet. Currently waiting for my nail varnish to dry.

I'll come and blow it for you

A side tack, but sort of mojo, does anyone know of a lady when doing their first blowjob, actually blow? I do, and no not me lol

I tried it, but I think I always blow at the wrong time and snot comes out my nose

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Found it in the back of.my taxi....want a ride and you can get it back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need help to find phatass from cardiff, none as clair bear, miss you loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need help to find phatass from cardiff, none as clair bear, miss you loads "

Whoa, random!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be very careful when you get it back as it comes back with a vengeance and a bang x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mojo.

If found, please return. Reward offered.

Hi Kinky, just seen your mojo in the passenger seat of a Vauxhall Cavalier - Heading towards London on the M3 looking determined. I didn't get a clear _iew of the driver unfortunately....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still missing.

Reward for information leading to recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its in my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mojo.

If found, please return. Reward offered.

I pinched it for a party

...what's the reward for it's safe return?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"its in my knickers

Where I am sure it's very happy! Lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'll help you look for it x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll help you look for it x "

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st "

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its in my knickers

lol Who could blame it, eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mojo.

If found, please return. Reward offered.

I pinched it for a party

...what's the reward for it's safe return?

I'm sure we could work something out

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!"

It was covered in burger sauce. I wasn't going to waste it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!

It was covered in burger sauce. I wasn't going to waste it "

Not sure I want it back now...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!

It was covered in burger sauce. I wasn't going to waste it

Not sure I want it back now...

Please yourself. But I injected a bit of life back into it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!

It was covered in burger sauce. I wasn't going to waste it

Not sure I want it back now...

Please yourself. But I injected a bit of life back into it

That sounds even dodgier than having just licked it!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

my lost my blackberry by leaving it on the roof of my car and driving off...

found this morning after being run over by a van, a kind person who texted Laine to say a phone found

thanks Laine,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!

It was covered in burger sauce. I wasn't going to waste it

Not sure I want it back now...

Please yourself. But I injected a bit of life back into it

That sounds even dodgier than having just licked it!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!

It was covered in burger sauce. I wasn't going to waste it

Not sure I want it back now...

Please yourself. But I injected a bit of life back into it

That sounds even dodgier than having just licked it!

Can't do right for doing wrong. Ya never happy gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll help you look for it x

Yay I found it

god knows how it got in my empty burger box from last night. Pretty lucky really I was going to bin it but decided to lick it out 1st

You licked my mojo?? Ewwwww!

It was covered in burger sauce. I wasn't going to waste it

Not sure I want it back now...

Please yourself. But I injected a bit of life back into it

That sounds even dodgier than having just licked it!

Can't do right for doing wrong. Ya never happy gal

I most certainly am, sometimes. And when I'm happy I'm usually very happy.

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